The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 835 A Lot of Embarrassing Things
Dali, Hu Qiang and Haitang were all busy packing their delivery bags.

Dali smiled at Curry Sauce who was secretly eating something beside him and said, "The snacks have been replenished, Curry Sauce, please don't eat them secretly."

Curry Sauce put down the snacks somewhat embarrassedly.

At this time, Mika came in from the balcony.

"Is everyone here?"

"Mika-sister."

Curry Sauce quickly stood up and supported Meijia.

Meijia whispered, "Can I ask you for a favor?"

Curry helped Mika sit down slowly.

Zhao Haitang immediately said, "Sister Meijia, don't worry, we have prepared your delivery bag."

Meijia sighed and said, "With you here, I don't have to worry about the delivery bag."

Meijia touched her belly and said, "I'm just afraid that giving birth will be too painful. The Internet says that listening to jokes can relieve pain and distract attention. Can you tell me some jokes? I'll write them down and use them while I'm waiting to give birth."

Hu Qiang smiled and said, "There are plenty of jokes. You can find a lot of them by searching online."

Meijia said in a soft voice: "I don't want to listen to those boring things on the Internet. I want to hear the real stories of people around me."

Zhao Haitang immediately said, "That's not a joke, it's an embarrassing thing. Let me first offer one from Lawyer Zhang."

Hu Qiang complained: "Why don't you talk about your own?"

Zhao Haitang smiled and said, "How could I be embarrassed? Zhang Wei once took a promotional photo for his studio."

As he spoke, Zhao Haitang took out his cell phone.

Zhao Haitang said proudly: "This is the shortest-lived photo on the Zhang Wei Law Firm's official account. It was withdrawn within one minute of being online, but I was still able to save it with my quick eyes and hands."

Meijia smiled and said, "I like guys like you who have a sense of humor and are very considerate. Girls will definitely be very happy to be with you."

When Zhao Haitang heard this, he immediately smiled and said, "Listen, sister Meijia is really good at judging. I have been handsome for more than 20 years, but it's a pity that there is no story behind it."

Dali immediately exposed it: "Who said you don't have a story? Do you remember the haunted house PK competition?"

Hu Qiang's eyes lit up and he said, "Yes, the haunted house PK competition!"

Zhao Haitang pointed at Hu Qiang and threatened: "If you dare to say that, I will break up with you."

Dali smiled and said, "Then let me tell you. When Zhao Haitang first moved in, he asked Hu Qiang to go to the haunted house to test his courage. He wanted to see who was the real man. In order to increase the difficulty, the two of them each carried a bowl of noodles in. The rule was that before leaving the haunted house, they had to finish the noodles steadily. If they failed, they had to start over."

Curry Sauce smiled and said, "In ancient times, Fujiwara Takumi gave tofu to a man, and he was not killed even if he was given a drop of water. Today, there are two infatuated men eating noodles while breaking into a haunted house. Are you drifting in the haunted house?"

Hu Qiang: "Zhao Haitang just entered the haunted house and was so scared that he broke the bowl in half. Hahaha~"

Zhao Haitang: "It's because the quality of that bowl is too poor. Besides, you're not much better. You're hiding in a corner and crying. Hahaha~"

Hu Qiang: "That's because you put spicy food in my bowl. Then someone got so scared that he put the bowl on the ghost's head. He also paid for the medical expenses. Hahaha~"

Zhao Haitang: "That ghost suddenly appeared and bumped into me. Weren't you also carried out of the haunted house? Hahaha~"

Dali: "You ran around with your eyes closed and knocked Hu Qiang unconscious."

Hu Qiang: “Haha~”

Wait ~ this isn't funny.

Everyone: "Hahaha~"

Hu Qiang said angrily: "Come on, let's hurt each other."

The smell of sparks filled the room.

"Hu Qiang, come on! It's 15:12."

Hu Qiang pondered and said, "I got it. Do you remember the egg hair care incident?" Curry Sauce immediately recalled it.

One morning in the kitchen.

Zhao Haitang was making instant noodles while the curry sauce was separating the egg yolk and egg white.

Zhao Haitang asked curiously, "Curry sauce, are you so poor that you have to eat the egg yolk and egg white in two meals?"

Curry Sauce rolled his eyes and said, "Don't talk nonsense. The seasons have changed recently and my hair is full of split ends. Egg white can maintain hair. It's much more useful than conditioner."

Zhao Haitang was skeptical and asked, "Is it so magical?"

Curry Sauce said confidently: "Of course, this is the secret of my beautiful hair. I won't tell others about it."

Zhao Haitang nodded thoughtfully.

night.

After taking a shower, Zhao Haitang sat on the sofa and watched TV.

Hu Qiang at the side asked in confusion: "Zhao Haitang, why is your head full of dandruff?"

Zhao Haitang shook her hair and said, "I applied egg white. It is said that this can maintain hair."

Hu Qiang laughed wildly: "Who told you to wash your hair with hot water? The egg white is cooked. Hahaha~"

"I remember that Zhao Haitang's head exuded a smell of sadness for several days. Hahahaha~"

Curry on the sofa laughed particularly loudly.

Zhao Haitang glanced at Curry Sauce and said, "Curry Sauce, do you want me to tell you one of your embarrassing stories?"

Curry Sauce smiled and said, "What embarrassing thing could happen to me?"

Then he reacted and shouted, "Don't say that!"

Zhao Haitang: "Curry Sauce once dug out an adult ice cream from the refrigerator. It was as hard as a brick and couldn't be dug out. Then she stuck sticks all over it, like a hedgehog. I'll show you the photos. Hahaha~"

Curry Sauce hit back: "Once Zhao Haitang asked me to participate in the restaurant's big eater event. I ate 30 burgers in a row and got the bill for free.

After he finished eating, he couldn't even walk. He tried several times to get into a taxi, and said to the driver proudly, "Master, do you know what persistence is?"

The driver replied, "Huh~ 200 for vomiting on the bus."

Zhao Haitang said calmly: "It's really funny, but you remembered it wrongly. It was Hu Qiang who participated in the big eater event at that time."

Hu Qiang said to Curry Sauce, "Curry Sauce, don't blame me for being rude. Curry Sauce once went to a wax museum before an exam, and the security guard thought she was up to something bad and arrested her."

Curry Sauce hit back: "Hu Qiang once slept on Auntie's shoulder for more than ten stations. Auntie took advantage of him and took many photos with him in her arms."

Dali was surprised and said, "There is such a thing."

Meijia: "Hu Qiang, I didn't expect you to be so charming."

"I broke the news: Curry Sauce bought a book called I Want to Get into Tsinghua University, published by Peking University Press."

"I broke the news: I wanted to fart quietly in a KTV once, but I ended up sitting on the microphone. It shocked everyone."

"I broke the news: Zhao Haitang had a brain seizure once, and he asked me if infertility is hereditary?"

"I'm exposing this: Hu Qiang sat next to the back door in junior high school. During class, he accidentally touched the hole on the back door. It was soft and there was the eye of the head teacher."

"I broke the news: When Curry Sauce first started working, he knew nothing. When he came out of the bathroom during a dinner party, he saw his boss and his secretary kissing against the wall. He actually ran over and asked them, 'What are you doing?' And he asked twice."

"Hahahaha~"

Meijia covered her mouth and interrupted, "It's so fun. Let's stop here today. You guys keep them for now. If you have any funny jokes, I'll come back to listen to them next time."

(End of this chapter)