Chapter 850 Baby's Poop

Three days passed, and everyone got used to the existence of another time bomb. However, Ziqiao kept a close eye on Xiao Xiaobu these days.
She is even more obsessed with mysophobia than Mr. Zeng. She even quarantines and disinfects children when she sees them, saying that there is a hand, foot and mouth disease outbreak in Wakanda thousands of miles away, and she is afraid that the children will be infected. Even Xiang Yu and Nuolan have to register for health certificates when they go to meet people.

And this morning it was even worse. They simply refused to let them watch it, saying that they would switch to online viewing. In simple terms, they were only allowed to see photos, which left them speechless.

Breakfast this day.

The moment he saw Xiang Yu, Zi Qiao's eyes lit up: "Xiang Yu, I was just looking for you."

"What's going on?"

Xiang Yu stretched his head to look at Zi Qiao and said jokingly, "Oh, Old Bu is here. If you don't let Little Bu hold me, I don't even want to say hello to you."

"Hehehe~"

Ziqiao smiled awkwardly: "Well, let's put the greeting aside for now. Xiang Yu, I remember you said you sorted out some nice names. Can you show them to me so I can get some inspiration?"

"Sure~ Wait a minute, I'll get it for you."

Not long after, Xiang Yu came out of the room: "Well, that's all."

Ziqiao looked at the dozen A4 papers and felt a little dizzy: "No, Xiang Yu, you have so many options, you will be dazzled by the time the time comes."

"Don't worry. First, you two should give your opinions separately. Then, based on these opinions, delete the ones that don't match. Then there will be less left."

"I see."

Ziqiao nodded thoughtfully.

Yifei, who was standing by, flipped through Xiao Xiaobu's photos and complained helplessly, "Hey, I've never seen a father who makes such a fuss. He only showed me the child's photos?"

Then Yifei found a photo of a baby's poop: "Hey~~ Lu Ziqiao, why are you so disgusting? You even took a photo of the baby's poop?"

Ziqiao explained calmly: "The baby can't talk, and you can tell whether he is healthy or not by looking at his poop. Hey, look at this golden lump, for example. Doesn't it look like a plump corn? This is the best poop~"

Zhao Haitang stopped eating the corn, his stomach churning, and he spit out the corn in his mouth: "You guys chat, I suddenly have something to do~"

Ziqiao ignored him. Seeing Dali studying, he said calmly, "Look how serious Dali is. A top student has a scientific research spirit."

Dali looked at the photo with some confusion and asked, "Old Bu, did you turn off the beauty filter when you took the photo? I think the colors are a little distorted."

Zi Qiao asked anxiously: "It's okay, will it have any impact?"

Xiang Yu waved his hand: "Aiya~ I say, Lu Ziqiao, even if you want to observe, you can't just take a picture and observe~ You have to see something new."

"You're right."

Dali nodded: "If the beauty mode is not turned off, the error will be very different. Look, this edge is very soft, and it is obvious that soft light is used. The texture has changed~"

“Texture?”

Ziqiao listened anxiously, then tried hard to think, and suddenly saw the oatmeal in Yifei's bowl and said, "Oh, the texture is closer to Yifei's oatmeal."

Upon hearing this, Yifei spat out and left without looking back. What a joke these two people are! Is it necessary to discuss this kind of issue at the dinner table?

Dali watched Yifei leave, but he didn't care and continued, "This yellow color is not right either, did you add a filter?"

"Correct."

Ziqiao nodded vigorously: "The color is closer to the color of curry sauce."

Curry sauce was also affected: "I'm going to vomit."

Hu Qiang looked at the porridge in his bowl and breathed a sigh of relief. Then he looked at the fried dough sticks on Xiang Yu's plate and suddenly said, "Shape."

Xiang Yu quickly stood up and said, "Hey, I'm leaving now and won't disturb you from doing research." "I didn't ask you to leave~"

"I just use a scientific attitude to pay close attention to every change of Xiao Xiaobu."

Ziqiao scratched his head, and after that he no longer paid attention to Xiang Yu, but pulled Dali to continue the heated discussion.
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The next day.

Xiang Yu stretched and went next door to get breakfast, and found that everyone was sitting on the sofa.

"Yeah, everyone is here."

Xiang Yu yawned: "Where's Ziqiao? Meijia, aren't you taking care of the baby?"

"There's a caring dad taking care of her, so she doesn't need me~"

Meijia said a little depressed: "I wanted to bring the baby out to show everyone, but he said he didn't want to, so I was speechless. It's like buying a new phone. I was afraid of bumping it in the first few days, but now it's been so long, it's time to calm down. Why is Ziqiao still like this?"

"Sucking your baby is addictive."

Xiang Yu seemed very experienced and said: "It's like sucking a cat. The more you suck, the cuter it feels, and in the end you can't stop."

"But there's no need for this, right?"

Meijia spread her hands and said, "Ziqiao hasn't slept for more than two days. He said he wanted to take care of the baby. If he doesn't sleep, he will die suddenly."

"Hey, don't worry."

Xiang Yu shook his head: "In the beginning, it's normal, I don't want to sleep at all. In fact, after the baby falls asleep, I will sleep for a while while watching him, until the baby wakes up, or I am woken up, then I will wake up.

This is normal. If you leave him there, he will fall asleep soon. Just don't disturb him at this time."

Mika asked suspiciously, "Really?"

Xiang Yu said confidently: "Normal people are like this."

Hearing this answer, Mika breathed a sigh of relief, but was still a little worried.

"But even if he takes a break occasionally, he won't get enough sleep if he continues like this. Is there any way to get him to sleep?"

Zhang Wei thought for a moment and said, "It's okay, Meijia, don't worry. When a person reaches a certain level of tiredness, the body will instinctively go to sleep on its own. When Ziqiao is really tired, he might fall asleep."

Meijia asked worriedly, "What if something goes wrong?"

Yifei waved her hand and said, "At worst, we'll feel something is wrong in a couple of days and force him to sleep, give him sleeping pills or something like that."

"Don't worry~"

Nuolan thought for a moment and said, "Ziqiao should be in an excited period during this period. He will be fine after this period. He is not an iron man. How can he continue like this?"

Xiang Yu shrugged: "Zi Qiao asked me for a collection of names, and I guess he's studying it! He might fall asleep soon."

Meijia was skeptical, but decided to wait and see. If there really was a sign of trouble, she would have to let him sleep and get enough rest.

I don’t want the dad to fall ill again after I have finally unloaded the goods. That would be really unprofitable.

"Then I'll go in and take a look. If he's asleep, I'll secretly take little Bu out so as not to disturb him."

"Go~"

"Go quickly, I want to hug little Bu, go and steal him out."

(End of this chapter)

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