The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 857 Falling short of success
Chapter 857 Falling short of success
After Ziqiao walked away, everyone turned their eyes to Zhao Haitang.
"No doubt, the root cause is this guy. Ziqiao said he even stopped posting on WeChat Moments because he was afraid of accidents. This just corresponds to today's chapter."
Xiang Yu glared at Zhao Haitang.
Zhao Haitang shrank his head subconsciously.
"Well, it's your fault."
Yifei nodded.
Curry Sauce also agreed: "Yes."
Meijia sat down next to Zhao Haitang, "Zhao Haitang, I beg you, can you please stop writing that damn novel?"
Zhao Haitang refused without hesitation: "There are still more than 700 chapters to be updated. I am a responsible author and cannot just give up. This is my principle."
Meijia thought for a moment and said with a smile: "Well, then you can write something happy, just to help Ziqiao, that should be fine."
Xiang Yu then persuaded, “Yes, Haitang, have you forgotten what I told you about the common routines in the online literature circle?
The protagonist must be happy so that readers can empathize with him/her and be happy. Appropriate difficulties are a regulator, but if there are only difficulties, it will be a tragedy. Readers will also be angry, and over time, who will read your novel? "
Zhao Haitang insisted: "Wild beasts always walk alone, while cattle and sheep travel in herds. I want to stick to my own style."
Xiang Yu and Yifei looked at each other with eyes that said: Or else beat him to death.
Yifei looked at him: Wait, if we kill him, who will update it? Why don’t you do it?
Zhao Haitang, who was unaware of the situation, smiled and said, "I have already conceived the next chapter. The 253rd reincarnation takes place during the Republic of China period, and the father and daughter have been separated for many years.
The father finally found his daughter and wanted to give her his savings, but his daughter mistook him for a gangster. In self-defense, the daughter stabbed her father and put him in jail. In order to protect his daughter, the father lied and said he stabbed himself.
Everyone frowned as they listened.
Zhao Haitang said excitedly: "In the end, he was locked up in a mental hospital for isolation and treatment. In the end, he was cured. He is really a mental patient!"
Curry Sauce looked at Zhao Haitang's perverted smile and couldn't help saying, "This is too tragic. You can't write like this. The uncle will collapse when he sees it."
"It's okay, I have a solution. Come on, kid, I want to talk to you alone."
Xiang Yu roughly pulled Zhao Haitang away.
"Hey, hey, where are you going?"
After a while, Xiang Yu came back with a swagger and sat down on the sofa.
"Done. He agreed to make an exception and change it."
Zhao Haitang sat down from behind like a punching bag.
No opinion at all.
"Well done!"
Yifei secretly gave Xiang Yu a thumbs up.
At this time, Ziqiao came over after using the toilet.
"Hey, how's it going? Did the story just now give you any new inspiration to come up with a nice name?"
Yifei said: "I think we should call her Lu Yilu. Think twice before doing anything and think things through before taking action."
Ziqiao frowned slightly and said, "Lu Xingxing is a good name, but it sounds more like a boy's name."
Everyone looked at Ziqiao in bewilderment.
Xiang Yu thought for a while and said, "I think the name Lu Aijia is quite good. It is easy to understand and means that you love Meijia."
Meijia immediately smiled sweetly, "This is a good name, I like it."
Ziqiao shook his head and said, "Lv Meijia? Isn't this a bit too hasty? Having the same name as your mother is not good."
Everyone: "."
Zhao Haitang thought for a moment and said, "My favorite poem is, 'The man in sackcloth and white hair smiles in the spring breeze, the rain is like smoke in the sound of cuckoos, and the child calls, 'Lü Mazi.' What do you think?"
Mika rolled her eyes at him.
Are you plagiarizing Wang Mazi?
"I thought of a name, Lu Yiyi!"
Curry Sauce showed everyone the name he had written.
Everyone looked at it with a puzzled look.
"Look at it vertically. Does this name look like a smiling face?"
As he said this, Curry Sauce raised the name.
Ziqiao frowned and said, "Lv Xiaolian? Why does it feel even more careless than Xiang Yu's Lv Meijia?"
Curry Sauce said with a worried look on his face, "It seems that the uncle can only hear the last two words we said."
Meijia said helplessly: "It's over, my ears are on strike too."
Curry Sauce said solemnly: "At this point, I can only take out my hypnotic drink!"
Curry Sauce signaled everyone to be patient and turned away.
Here, everyone is still discussing the name.
Ziqiao and Zhang Wei made a voice call.
"Have you fed Little Bu?"
Zhang Wei smiled bitterly and said, "You've only been away for half an hour, and you've already made five phone calls and conducted two video inspections. Can you please stop worrying so much?" "We discussed some names, but couldn't make a decision. I'll send them to you, and you can read them to the baby and let the baby choose for himself."
Mika's voice suddenly came out.
Zhang Wei said helplessly: "Meijia, she can't even control when she poops, and you expect her to decide her own name?"
"Just give it a try. Choose the name your baby smiles at."
"I'm really impressed by you guys. That's enough."
Zhang Wei hung up the call, and then received a basket of messages with names.
Nuolan, who was playing with Xiao Xiaobu with the teddy bear, took the phone and looked at the name.
"Lü Xiaochan."
"Lü Wanruo."
"Lv Aijia."
Even after saying the baby's name three times, he didn't respond at all.
Zhang Wei couldn't help but smile and said, "I didn't expect you to have such high standards for your own name. Hey, what do you think of the name Lv Zhengjiaren?"
"Hmm~"
Little Bu hummed.
Seeing the baby's reaction, Zhang Wei said excitedly: "Hehe, there is a future. You can help Uncle Zhang Wei to uphold justice in the future."
"Lü Mingxin."
"Whee!"
Hearing the name, the baby suddenly laughed.
Zhang Wei laughed and said, "Oh, it looks like someone wants to be a big star, hehe."
Nuolan looked at the names at the end and said speechlessly: "Lü Hanzhi? Lü Wazi? Lü Heqing? What kind of weird names are these?"
"Hum hum!"
Xiao Xiaobu laughed louder and louder.
Zhang Wei explained: "Ah, actually, the baby was only a few days old, and her laughter was completely spontaneous muscle movement. She didn't understand what we were saying."
Dali at the side suddenly said firmly: "I decided to learn some knowledge about babies from you."
Zhang Wei said proudly: "No problem."
Hu Qiang said: "I also want to study, and I must take good care of our future baby."
Nuolan complained mercilessly: "It's me who should learn. I will start taking care of the baby in three months."
Here, Curry Sauce struggled for a long time and came back with a cup.
Yifei was speechless and said, "He hasn't slept for a few days, and you let him drink coffee."
"The key is the milk foam on top. Look at the pattern. Does it make you feel dizzy and sleepy?"
Curry Sauce explained.
"Eh? Really."
Zhao Haitang was closest and nodded.
Xiang Yu touched his chin and said, "This pattern looks like the pattern on the belly of a mosquito-repellent frog."
"It's the pattern on the belly of the mosquito-repellent frog, also called mosquito-repellent eyes in anime. When I had insomnia before, I would look at it for a while and I would..."
Before Curry Sauce could finish his words, he fell asleep because he was looking at the mosquito coil pattern on the coffee and happened to lie in Zhao Haitang's arms.
When Zhao Haitang saw that this trick was so effective, he threw the curry sauce aside and picked up the coffee and handed it to Meijia.
Zi Qiao asked, "Do you have any other name ideas? Think of something reliable."
"Zi Qiao, come here and keep an eye on this drink."
Meijia brought the coffee to Ziqiao.
"Go to sleep, go to sleep..."
Everyone began to hypnotize Ziqiao.
"Breathe~"
Ziqiao yawned and began to feel dazed. Just as he was about to fall asleep, he suddenly sat up, slapped himself in the face, and woke up immediately.
"No! I can't sleep."
Ziqiao grabbed the coffee and drank it all in one gulp.
"Hiccup~ The bitterest coffee deserves the hardest-working father! Come on! Let's think of a name!"
Xiang Yu handed Meijia a small medicine bag and whispered, "This is an effervescent sleeping tablet. Put it in Ziqiao's water when you have the chance."
"decide as things go."
Meijia sighed helplessly. There was really no other way, so she could only do this.
(End of this chapter)
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