Chapter 861: 315 is followed by !

On the other side, 3601, the living room.

Meijia was coaxing the baby. Nuolan was sitting on the sofa, watching the scene with a smile on her face, touching her belly with her hand.

"Don't worry, baby. You can play with your sister when you come out."

Dali is reading quietly.

"Little Bu, listen to your mother reading to you."

Meijia picked up the notebook and smiled as she read: "Lü and Chen got married and gave birth to a daughter, Lü Jiayi, who smiled like an angel and even sharks sank to the bottom."

“Why does this poem sound weird to me?”

Nuolan frowned slightly, especially the last sentence which sounded so strange.

Dali said, "Yes, and it seems a bit early to teach her to recite poems now."

Meijia explained, "This is written by Haitang specifically for Xiao Xiaobu. Nowadays, children's education starts early. Ziqiao and I have already discussed it. I will be responsible for improving the child's IQ, and he will be responsible for cultivating the child's EQ. When the child grows up, his IQ and EQ will definitely be off the charts!"

Nuolan and Dali looked at each other.

There is no problem in letting Ziqiao develop his emotional intelligence, but it is a bit questionable to give Meijia her IQ. You know, Meijia is the ceiling of stupid beauties.

What will Xiao Xiaobu look like when he grows up?
"It's feeding time."

Ziqiao came out, took the bottle and tested the temperature, then nodded and said, "Well, the temperature is just right."

"Come on, little Bu, let's eat and have class together. Daddy will teach you how to identify a scumbag."

Dali was surprised and said, "But she doesn't even recognize pickled mustard tubers. Are you sure you want to teach her to recognize a scumbag now?"

Ziqiao explained while feeding: "I am best at this. I referred to Xiang Yu's manual for identifying scumbags. This thing is really useful. It not only improves emotional intelligence, but also broadens your horizons."

Xiang Yu came in from the balcony and said with a smile: "That's right, you can never have too much knowledge like this."

Meijia urged, "Hurry up and feed the baby. We'll need to burp him later. Um~"

As she spoke, Mika pounded her sore waist, then stretched tiredly.

Seeing this, Ziqiao said distressedly: "You should go to sleep for a while. It's too tiring to feed the baby late at night. I can do it by myself."

"It's okay. I'm used to it. The baby is so cute. It's not hard no matter how tired I am."

Looking at the baby, Meijia smiled happily.

Dali smiled and said, "Scientific research shows that women's mental and physical qualities will be significantly improved after giving birth. As the saying goes, 'women are weak by nature, but they become strong as mothers'."

"Then my IQ should have improved again!"

Mijia was shocked and quickly recited the multiplication formula: "One times seven is seven, two times seven is forty-eight, three times eight is three times eight is 315! I really improved! Oh my god, I'm so happy~!"

Xiang Yu smiled and said, "It seems that this scientific research is not universal."

Dali suddenly asked curiously, "If you teach Xiao Xiaobu like this, aren't you afraid that she will end up lonely?"

"What are you afraid of? I will support her until she is alone."

Ziqiao waved his hand and announced the oath.

Xiang Yu nodded and said, "Actually, if you think about it the other way around, as long as you understand the scumbag's routine, you can use the scumbag's routine in turn. My third three-no principle is quite useful."

Ziqiao retorted while feeding her baby: "I think your third point needs to be improved. A young girl who has never been in a relationship should not be able to distinguish the three no principles of a scumbag."

Xiang Yu said calmly: "You have experience? Won't you tell her?"

Zi Qiao said seriously, "Times are different. How can the thoughts of us fathers compare?"

Xiang Yu argued, "You can't keep up with the times, right? Guan Gu knows that learning is life, and living is life. How can you know if you don't learn?"

"Don't argue. You two can be the judges. Can a girl of 17 or 18, or even 15 or 16, recognize a scumbag who doesn't take the initiative, doesn't refuse, and doesn't take responsibility?"

Meijia was silent for a while and said, "I probably can't recognize it, but if I don't take the initiative, don't refuse, and don't take responsibility, then there will be no problem." Nuolan reminded helplessly, "But what if Xiao Xiaobu likes someone else? If he likes someone, he will take the initiative."

Ziqiao nodded and said, "That makes sense, so this one needs to be improved. We must ensure that the man Xiao Xiaobu likes is a reliable man. What I am most worried about now is that Xiao Xiaobu has inherited Meijia's cancer of looking at faces."

In the following time, Ziqiao and Xiang Yu continued to discuss excitedly.

"I am back!"

At this time, Curry Sauce happily pushed the door open carrying large and small bags of things.

"Hey, where's Sister Yifei? She asked me to bring some stir-fried dishes."

Nuolan asked curiously, "Did you go shopping?"

"Ok!"

Curry Sauce looked very happy.

Nuolan and Meijia looked at each other with envious expressions on their faces.

Smelling the aroma of takeout, Mika swallowed her saliva, waved her hand and said, "Take it away quickly, don't tempt me."

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"Hey, you've already unloaded, so just eat whatever you want."

Curry sauce was unimpressive.

Meijia said helplessly: "Too greasy food will affect the milk supply and is not good for the baby."

"Sister Meijia, you gave me all your cosmetics before, and now, I am here to repay you."

Curry Sauce happily handed a small gift bag to Meijia.

"Oh my god! This color is so hard to buy! But my baby is too small, I can't use it."

After taking a look at the baby, Meijia reluctantly returned the lipstick to Curry Sauce.

Curry Sauce pushed it back and said carelessly: "It's okay, you can use it when the baby grows up."

Ziqiao took the opportunity to preach: "Baby, don't easily accept gifts from boys, especially those who give you expensive gifts when you first meet them. They definitely have bad intentions!
Remember the first rule in the scumbag identification manual: if someone shows his affection for no reason, he is either an adulterer or a thief."

Dali asked curiously, "Why are you buying so many things, curry sauce, have you received your salary?"

"Although I don't make much money, I spend it well. Shopping, going out, eating steak, I'm so happy!"

Curry Sauce said excitedly, "Hey, Sister Meijia, you really should go out shopping. There are a lot of discounts recently."

"Really?"

The excited Meijia suddenly sighed and said depressedly: "I'd better forget it. I'm going for the retro style now. I wear last year's clothes. I can use the money I saved to buy new clothes for Xiao Xiaobu~."

Nuolan smiled and said, "People who have children are different. Meijia will save money."

"Whee!"

Mika smiled.

At this time, Yifei came down from upstairs.

Curry Sauce couldn't help but ask curiously: "Sister Yifei, you always criticize us for eating midnight snacks, why did you break the rules today?"

"It's not for me to eat, it's for the unscrupulous lawyers."

Looking at the takeaway, Yifei said coldly.

Curry Sauce: “Unscrupulous lawyer?”

Yifei didn't explain and shouted directly to the next door: "Zhang Wei! Come out and eat!!"

This shout made everyone instantly understand who the unscrupulous lawyer was.

(End of this chapter)

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