The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 904 Ergouzi

This weekend, Zhang Wei was planning to watch the latest episode of SpongeBob SquarePants.

Zhang Wei pressed the remote control for a long time and asked in confusion: "Hey, why can't I find SpongeBob?"

Zhao Haitang came over leisurely with a cup of tea in his hand, and said with a smile, "This is a new smart TV. Just tell it what you want to watch. Er Gouzi, recite a line of my favorite poem."

I saw the TV series, er, no, it should be Er Gouzi who directly read: "No birds fly in the thousands of mountains, no trace of people in the thousands of paths."

Zhang Wei is not surprising. This level of intelligence is nothing surprising.

"Er Gouzi, I want to watch SpongeBob."

Er Gouzi responded quickly after receiving Zhang Wei's instructions.

"Okay, it's about to be played for you, poor grandma."

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment. What the hell was this poor grandma?

Xiang Yu subconsciously said: "This smart TV is not good. It can even mishear such simple words."

Zhao Haitang suddenly said proudly: "Er Gouzi, play National Treasure."

After he gave the order.

Er Gouzi: "Okay, it's playing for you now, National Treasure."

Zhao Haitang held the cup proudly, sat on the sofa and crossed his legs.

"It's not that the smart TV is not good, it's that our lawyer Zhang is not good. This unlucky physique is really not covered up. Even the smart TV doesn't care about you. Come to think of it, it's understandable that you fell into the ditch last time when you used your mobile phone navigation."

Zhang Wei pretended to be calm and said, "I fell into the ditch because I didn't follow the ordinary path."

Xiang Yu glanced at Zhao Haitang and said, "Sanmao, are you there? Control Er Gouzi and give it to Zhang Wei, and release SpongeBob."

"AI housekeeper Sanmao, it's a pleasure to serve you."

Er Gouzi: "It will be played for you soon, SpongeBob."

Zhao Haitang was stunned for a moment. When did the apartment’s smart butler become so awesome that it could even control the TV? Couldn’t it just be used as Baidu?
Hu Qiang came to sit next to the sofa and asked, "Is this the new smart TV that Zhao Haitang bought?"

"Yes, the dog owner bought it."

Zhang Wei pointed at Zhao Haitang.

At this time, Curry Sauce walked out of the room with four cans of potato chips, looking unhappy.

"what happened?"

Zhao Haitang noticed something was wrong with the curry sauce and asked, "You were halfway through eating the potato chips and found out they were expired?"

Zhang Wei concluded based on his years of experience: "It's probably because I didn't taste it. I'll have another can."

Xiang Yu guessed: "Is it because the adult college entrance examination is about to begin?"

Hu Qiang thought for a moment and said, "I think there are only four cans of potato chips left."

Curry Sauce shook his head and said depressedly, "I was fired by the supermarket where I worked. A high-tech robot came to the store. It can pick up and pack goods in ten seconds. It can pull coffee with various patterns, and each cone is the same weight. It never makes mistakes at the checkout. I applaud and give it a thumbs up because it does all the work."

"How can a mechanical arm be so powerful? Could it be taken from Optimus Prime?"

Zhang Wei looked surprised.

Curry Sauce said in confusion: "It seems to be some cancer technology."

“Cancer technology?”

Zhao Haitang thought about it and said speechlessly: "It must be AI."

Curry Sauce asked curiously: "What kind of cancer is A cancer? Is there any cure?"

"Help."

Zhao Haitang finished speaking, then realized that he had been misled, and said speechlessly: "Hey, there's no hope. AI stands for artificial intelligence. AI is developing rapidly now. We already have AI customer service, AI drivers, and AI waiters. In the future, AI will replace many human jobs."

Curry asked, "Will everyone be replaced?"

Xiang Yu smiled and said, "AI is not yet that smart."

Zhao Haitang nodded in agreement.

Zhang Wei smiled complacently and said: "AI cannot replace jobs like mine that require wisdom and the ability to respond on the spot."

"I am smarter than them."

Zhao Haitang smiled and said, "Stop bragging. You can't even use a smart TV. The most difficult people to replace with AI are imaginative writers like me and Brother Yu."

Xiang Yu said: "It is difficult for AI to replace teachers like Yifei."

Hu Qiang thought for a moment and said, "A top student like Dali can even replace AI."

After hearing what the three said, Curry Sauce felt even worse, and said sadly: "After all this talk, am I the only one who will be replaced?" Zhang Wei comforted him: "Don't be sad, your hands are hairless and can't do things well. Although this arm is powerful, you are cute. Maybe one day your manager will miss your sweet smile and forget about you, and let you go back with his mysterious ability to mess up everything."

Curry Sauce was stunned for a moment and said, "But I was fired not because of my poor ability."

"Huh? Not ability? Then why?"

"That mechanical hand did everything. I didn't want to win, so I played rock-paper-scissors with it. It only had two fingers, so it could only play scissors. I saw through its secret and played rock every time, winning by five minutes!"

Curry Sauce's excited expression suddenly changed, and he said dejectedly: "Finally, the store manager saw me and said that I was absent from work, so he fired me."

"You really deserve it."

Xiang Yu shook his head speechlessly.

Zhao Haitang said disdainfully: "That's right, playing rock-paper-scissors with a robot arm, I think you are just a scissors-paper-rock!"

"Scissors, paper, rock?"

Curry sauce began to gesture scissors and cloth in a daze.

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Zhao Haitang handed over the stone.

2! 5! 0!

Curry Sauce said dissatisfiedly: "You diss me."

"That's the dumbest thing I've heard all year."

Zhao Haitang did not comment.

Zhang Wei consoled him, "Let's watch a movie without robots to ease the tension. Er Gouzi, please play Jurassic World."

Er Gouzi: "I'm about to play Les Miserables for you."

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment. This TV is targeting me. No, it is targeting me!

Xiang Yu comforted Zhang Wei, "Maybe it's just that it's not used to your accent in Mandarin yet."

"Uh"

Zhang Wei continued to say, "Sanmao, play Jurassic World."

Er Gouzi: "Okay, I'll play Jurassic World for you soon."

Zhang Wei was immediately happy.

At this time, Hu Qiang saw that Curry was still depressed, and comforted him: "Curry, don't be unhappy, just find another job."

Zhao Haitang immediately perked up.

"Er Gouzi, search the major recruitment and part-time job websites to see if there are any jobs that pay well, have little work, and are close to home."

Er Gouzi: "Okay, please wait."

“Is there also a job search function?”

Zhao Haitang looked at the information on TV with pride and said, "800 meters away, simple work, only one hour of work at midnight, and generous pay?"

"Midnight? Is that a real job?"

Zhang Wei's thoughts suddenly went astray.

Zhao Haitang said helplessly: "What are you thinking about? It's a job to collect swill for the restaurant."

“I can’t do this job.”

Curry Sauce waved his hand in disdain.

Zhao Haitang found another one and read: "Uh, 500 meters away, homework ghostwriting, preferential treatment, those who accept Q coins as payment are preferred?"

"Whose child is not a good student? Writing homework for others is not recommended."

Curry Sauce smiled helplessly, "You talk like I can write someone else's homework."

Hu Qiang pointed at the TV and read, "Isn't there another one here? It's 10 meters away. It's a part-time job. You just need to be patient and not blind. The poster is Xiao Hei. Xiao Hei?"

Xiang Yu thought for a moment and said, "Could it be a guinea pig for a weird experiment?"

Zhang Wei nodded and said, "Well, don't apply for it. I..."

Er Gouzi: "Okay, I have applied."

The remote control in Zhang Wei's hand fell to the ground with a "click".

The other four people slowly turned their heads and looked at Zhang Wei.

(End of this chapter)