I can see the blood bar and my purity is extremely high
Chapter 122 The interviewer listens
Chapter 122 The interviewer listens (6k)
Lu Wenwu stood still in front of the huge divine beast and opened his eyes of insight out of habit.
[Listen (E)]: 1/1
[Current status]: Curious
Lu Wenwu: "???"
Wait a minute?
What is this weird data about?
Is this guy actually listening?
And is it still listening to the true body?
Lu Wenwu rubbed his eyes and opened his eyes of insight to Di Ting again.
【獬豸(A+)】:0.001/0.001
[Current status]: Angry
Before Lu Wenwu could do anything else, in about two seconds, the refreshed data changed again.
[Baize]: Infinite number/infinite number
"Then what's the use of getting this?" Lu Wenwu put it in his hand and twisted it slightly, "It can't really be just for good luck, can it?"
"Okay." Lu Wenwu casually took out another one, "But you have to exchange it for five thousand spirit coins or something else. After all, I'm not familiar with you."
When he was about to take off the sausage, Di Ting spoke again: "Don't take it away, put the one back for me."
Di Ting finished the last bite of the cake and wagged her tail with satisfaction: "Give me another egg-filled cake and I will help you solve this problem. You can see the effect intuitively."
Lu Wenwu took out another one.
"It makes sense."
Listening to Lu Wenwu eating the cake without hesitation, Di Ting's huge nose twitched, and he finally couldn't bear it any longer.
Just as you get closer, you can feel the waves of comfort and reassurance coming from it.
Lu Wenwu will try his best to meet the requirements of diners.
Did it turn out that this strand of animal hair was plucked from around the horn on Di Ting's forehead?
If you use the Devouring Sky Food to refine this strand of animal hair, can you...
"I advise you not to do this."
However, he had some doubts about this: "As a companion of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, the legendary mythical beast Listening, who has a profound understanding of Buddhism, do you also eat meat? I thought you would fast like those Buddhas and Bodhisattvas."
Without any force, a soft, soul-soothing power quietly filled the air, immediately making him feel physically and mentally happy.
Lu Wenwu took the strand of animal hair suspended in the air and put it in his hand.
Seeing that the other examiner had no intention of speaking, Lu Wenwu simply closed his eyes of insight, moved a chair from behind and sat down.
Di Ting arched her back like a dog and stretched her waist vigorously.
[Current status]: Calm
Okay, okay, are you teasing your brothers?
The scanned data changed three times in a row, each time more outrageous than the last. Even if Lu Wenwu's mental state was abnormal, he could still react.
"This is a strand of animal hair growing on my forehead." Diting replied, "My hair is stained with nine qi, namely - spiritual energy, divine energy, blessing, wealth, sharpness, luck, vitality, strength and backbone."
Lu Wenwu did not go to get it, but asked: "What is this?"
Di Ting slurped and ate, and replied with mental waves: "Before I attained Taoism, I was in the body of a dog. Dogs eat meat. This is a natural thing. I follow the cycle of heaven and earth, so why do I have to fast?"
Di Ting turned her eyes to the egg-filled pancake in his hand and asked, "Didn't you already eat it? A chicken is also a chicken."
They just stared at each other for five minutes.
In a burst of light, the huge mythical beast continued to shrink, and its left rear turned into the size of an ordinary puppy. Then he used his mental power to control the egg-filled pancake to fly in front of him, and began to enjoy it beautifully.
"Some practitioners have gone to the underworld and promised me huge sums of money in exchange. They believe that children wearing my animal hair can thrive and become sincere, sage, wise, enlightened, enlightened and long-lived people. Adults wear them It will make all your wishes come true and bring good fortune.”
[Tingting’s pure horn-protecting hair]:? ? ? /? ? ?
Just when Lu Wenwu had a sudden thought, Di Ting, who was enjoying the delicious cake filling, suddenly raised his head and said.
Before he finished speaking, a ray of golden light was seen falling from Zizheng's body, and it drifted accurately to Lu Wenwu as if he had turned on a navigation system.
[Current status]: Rule blessing, spiritual energy, spiritual energy, blessing, wealth, vigor, luck, vitality, strength, backbone, warding off evil, eliminating disaster, blessing, protection, and good luck.
The series of buffs immediately blinded Lu Wenwu.
"How about this thing?"
"it is good."
"If my animal hair is refined into an amulet, it can play a role in warding off evil spirits, eliminating disasters, bringing blessings, protecting the body, etc., and stimulate it with some Dharma methods, and activate the Buddhist power contained in it to make the family prosperous and the foundation of the business to be long-lasting. green."
"Chicken tonight?" Lu Wenwu added smoothly.
Looking closely, it seemed to be a strand of crystal clear white animal hair, and the outer layer seemed to be coated with a bright gold film.
Suddenly, waves of aroma wafted through the entire interview hall.
This is just sitting here to make fun of yourself.
With the eye of insight opened, Lu Wenwu looked into his hands while eating the cake.
Sitting face to face with Di Ting, one of them looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes.
Lu Wenwu thought for a moment, took out a finished egg-filled pancake, removed the sausage inside, and handed it over.
Seeing that the other party had no intention of speaking, Lu Wenwu simply took out an egg-filled pancake that he had prepared in the evening and put it in his personal backpack and ate it.
A voice composed entirely of mental fluctuations sounded: "I want to eat too, can you give me one?"
Ok?
It really is.
"With your current strength, it is impossible for you to withstand the strand of animal hair that I took the initiative to shed. Although the power contained in it is not much, it will involve some things that you cannot understand at the moment."
Lu Wenwu took out a handful of dog biscuits, which Maomao usually used as snacks.
"Then you try this?"
After hearing this, Di shook his head in disgust: "It's so crude that it can't be eaten."
"You're quite picky about food." Lu Wenwu curled his lips, "By the way, how do you plan to help me use this strand of hair?"
"It's very simple. Use this to crystallize the power of the little rural gods in other universes."
Di Ting raised her paw slightly while eating.
Lu Wenwu only felt that the life and death talisman hanging around his neck suddenly levitated out of the air, and the chain he was wearing was untied, and it hovered in the air together with the strand of pale golden animal hair.
"Although it is a wild and obscene priest, its power is crude, and its method of use is full of loopholes, but it still has some basic knowledge of life and death. This thing is barely usable." Diting commented.
Lu Wenwu said nothing.
proud!
So proud!
You are right, but this is the top divine beast from the underworld and Buddhism!
The Dimension Demon God of Life and Death was so angry that he cried when he heard this comment.
After all, he is also a dignified dimensional demon!
It is much stronger than the ordinary divine beings who barely call themselves gods - such as a certain shield machine god, the demon god of life and death is at least an extremely powerful cosmic life form.
However, when Di listened to these words, the Demon God of Life and Death acted as if he was some kind of shady little god from the Fela cult, and he was the kind of person who could be wiped out by a certain county urban management team at any time.
Di Ting stretched out his head and tapped the talisman of life and death with the horn on his head.
The golden white animal hair spread out like flowers in bloom, wrapping the life and death talisman in it, and slowly closed and converged towards the center.
In just a moment, the entire interview hall suddenly glowed with light, and golden lotuses emerged from the ground.
It seems that there are thousands of dead souls chanting, and there seem to be countless Buddhas chanting.
When Lu Wenwu wanted to take a closer look at what happened, the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in the sky suddenly disappeared without a trace.
The interview hall was still the same interview hall, as if nothing had ever happened.
A delicate amber-like talisman automatically flew into Lu Wenwu's collar, and the crystal clear chain tied into a beautiful and strong knot.
Lu Wenjun ate the last bite of the cake in his hand, put away the oiled paper bag, wiped his hands, took the upgraded life and death talisman out of his clothes, and held it in his hand.
The general appearance of the talisman has not changed.
But behind the talisman, there is a small "swastika" character that exudes a faint golden color.
This logo is so Buddhist.
It can only be said that he is worthy of being the spiritual pet raised by Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.
Of course, if it is flipped and rotated at some angles, this "swastika" character will have some more special effects.
For example, using force to remove it or something like that
I don’t know how the failed art student in the Western Hell is doing now.
[Name: Talisman of Life and Death]
[Quality: Legend]
[Type: special equipment]
[Introduction: A precious prop given by the Dimensional Demon God of Life and Death to believers and blessing givers, it contains a trace of his divine power. After being blessed by the legendary mythical beast Tingting, it achieved even more incredible effects. After being bound and worn around the neck, one judgment can be made when receiving a fatal attack. 】
[Devil’s Blessing: If the result is white, you will be immune to this damage]
[Blessing of Listening: If the result is black, this damage will take effect in three parts within the next three seconds (average)]
[The Blessing of the Earth: Before disaster strikes, the earth may give you some warnings when it is in a good mood]
[Note 1: After each judgment, hours of cooling is required]
[Note 2: There is a probability of obtaining some abilities related to the priesthood of life and death in each judgment. The probability depends on the favorability between you and the dimension demon, life and death]
[Note 3: The maximum endurance limit is the [Ascension to God] level]
What the hell!
Create a piece of legendary equipment at will! ?
You are so powerful, Brother Diting, he is worthy of being a top divine beast! Lu Wenwu was shocked when he saw the properties of the life and death talisman.
Delayed settlement is an absolute magic skill.
Inflicting 90 damage at one time and causing 30 damage every second for three seconds may seem to have the same total output, but the dps is completely different.
If the recovery ability is strong, it is enough to rely on the amount of milk to withstand this fatal injury.
Negative effects are changed to powerful positive gains.
This magical hand of decay is absolutely unparalleled.
Now Lu Wenwu knew why Di Ting looked down on the Demon God of Life and Death.
If it were him, he would be a little disdainful.
What kind of rotten fish and shrimps are given a blessing and a negative curse?
As for the skill [Blessing of the Earth], it seemed that it was exclusive to the European Emperor, so Lu Wenwu didn't pay much attention to it.
Just one [Blessing of Listening and Listening] is enough to be worth the price of admission and earn money with blood.
Listen carefully!
After happily putting away the Talisman of Life and Death, one person and one beast returned to their previous state of big eyes and small eyes.
This time, Lu Wenwu looked at the time passed by the clock on the wall and asked proactively: "What, am I not here for an interview in the underworld? Why don't you ask me something?"
"Oh, I almost forgot if you didn't tell me." Diting swung his tail, tilted his head and asked, "Are you a good person?"
"What the hell is this problem?" Lu Wenwu's expression suddenly became weird, "I think I should be at least half a good person, right? After all, on Blue Star, I am still a progressive young man of the new era who abides by the law, respects the elderly and loves the young. ”
Di Ting ignored Lu Wenwu and pried up a few floor tiles with his claws, revealing the black underworld below.
Then, his whole body lay on the ground, one ear pressed tightly against the ground.
"Dadi, Dadi, please tell me, is this human being in front of me a good person?"
About a second later, Lu Wenwu suddenly felt that the life and death talisman on his chest suddenly vibrated and became slightly hot.
A vague voice that could not be identified as male or female came out: "He may be a good person, but it is unlikely that he is a good person. He may be a good person, but he is not completely a good person."
This is probably because Di Ting is right in front of him, and the person he is describing is Lu Wenwu himself.
So Lu Wenwu barely heard the echo from the earth.
That's the way to talk.
Why is Nolino so angry?
You understand the literature of contradictions.
"Dadi told me that your attribute is Chaotic Neutral. No wonder you were sent here." Diting still lay on the ground and did not get up. "Dadi, Dadi, please tell me, how good is this human being in front of me at cooking egg-filled pancakes?"
The disembodied voice suddenly came again: "111111111111"
Lu Wenwu really didn't hold back this time.
No?
Aren't you, Dadi, too unruly?
What, you want to send me hellfire?
How did such an abstract listening to the earth communicate with it for so many years?
"You seem to have heard the response of the earth through my power, but you are very troubled by it." Di Ting said this seriously, "The response of the earth is different in the perception of each creature. It will use The communication method you are most comfortable with is passed on, so please don’t take it the wrong way.”
Lu Wenwu: "."
Okay, okay, the abstraction is actually me.
Titing still didn't get up, but asked the third question: "Dadi, Dadi, please tell me, what has the person in front of me been thinking about all day?"
Dadi's voice was as indistinguishable as before, with a flat tone: "Go to the kitchen to fill the cakes with eggs to increase the purity. Make more eggs to fill the cakes to improve the purity. When the high-speed machinery enters the Kun of China, "
Lu Wenwu was very convinced this time that he had definitely heard something strange just now.
He looked at the mythical beast Tingting, who finally stood up, laid the floor tiles again, and resumed his normal size, lying comfortably.
"Did we both hear the same thing just now? Why were the words behind Dadi garbled?"
Diting laid her head down nonchalantly, found a comfortable position, and replied mentally: "It's not that the earth's response is garbled, it's that your own thinking is chaotic, disordered, and the combination makes no sense. of."
Lu Wenwu thought for a while and said seriously: "I suspect you are calling me crazy, but I have no evidence."
"I didn't." Diting denied, "You just think too divergently. It's very common. Many ancient practitioners will become like you during their practice, or even worse."
"Really?" Lu Wenwu was a little suspicious.
"I, Titting, am the mount of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva. How could I lie to you?" Titting raised her eyes and glanced at him, then lay down again, "If there is nothing else, just go back and wait for notification."
Lu Wenwu didn't move and continued to ask: "Then I've forgotten it?"
"Of course, the egg-filled pancakes are delicious and I like them very much, so you can consider your employment opportunities in the future." Di Ting said openly, "There are three adults who are very fond of you."
"Three people?" Lu Wenwu continued to break the casserole and asked, "Can you please find out, who are the three people?"
"You have too many questions, please ask them next time."
Di Ting blew out a sharp breath and swept Lu Wenwu out of the interview hall.
By the time his feet landed on the underworld, he had returned directly to the small courtyard of Heijiu Bawu and Bai Eryiyi.
Black and white Wuchang, who was just about to go to work for a rotation, looked shocked.
After Lu Wenwu left, Diting laughed softly.
I didn't know where I took out a strange pamphlet, with a comment written behind Lu Wenwu's name.
"He has great potential, but his mental state is very different from ordinary people. It is not recommended to participate in group tasks. The egg-filled pancakes he cooks are extremely delicious and are really rare."
Then, a strange mental fluctuation erupted from its body, and it suddenly transformed into thousands of bodies, creating countless projections of itself and interviewing hundreds of ghosts at the same time.
Regarding these ghosts, although Ting Ting did not ask the real person, it was much more formal than when he asked Lu Wenwu just now. The questions he asked were all serious questions and there was no small talk.
It's a little less ghostly and a little more mechanically cold.
Sure enough, as Di Ting said, Lu Wenwu passed the interview without any trouble.
I once again lamented the speed of the underworld.
The test was taken the day before and the results were released the next day.
On the third day, he was supposed to take a physical examination and submit an application form for his intended position.
However.
There is no physical examination equipment for living people in the underworld, and he can't use what ghosts use.
The old ghosts in the Ghost Resource Department put it all together and simply canceled this item, dumping the burden directly on the employer, and let them solve it by themselves.
He just dreamed of it, and the descendants above were too capable of tossing things around.
Let’s wait and see when the settling period is over!
Also, a certain department once recruited a pure Yang person who was born on the yang, yang, yang, and yang times of the solar year.
结果
Who would have thought that the yang energy in this guy's body is so strong that even if he is dead, he will have more yang energy than an ordinary living person.
On his first day on the job, he just politely shook hands with his colleagues one by one and did nothing else.
As a result, a large number of buffs on his body were activated on the spot, and he directly purified a weak colleague in the department.
Originally, he was wondering if there would be any problems with his time travel, but fortunately, there was no accident and everything continued as usual.
Lu Wenwu's main application, Guian, and the other three part-time jobs were miraculously approved.
The moment he saw the public announcement, Heijiu Bawu said it was impossible.
Bai Eryi further strengthened the idea that Lu Wenwu had a big background behind him.
Although in theory there is a main job, it is feasible to work part-time in the other three departments.
But so far, there is only one case like Lu Wenwu.
In fact, not only Heijiu Bawu thought this was outrageous, but all the ghosts who saw the announcement felt that this was outrageous.
Is this man the son of King Yama? Can he hold so many jobs at once?
Could it be that he was just taking free money in name?
They all wanted to ask why a little-known figure like Lu Wenwu could hold many positions after passing the underworld exam for the first time.
In this regard, King Yama accepted an interview with the Underworld TV station and specifically clarified the matter. Everything was fair and just, and there was no fraud.
Under the good reputation that King Yama has accumulated over the years, the ghosts in the underworld easily accepted this result.
In fact it is.
Lu Wenwu took the written test based on his ability. The specific score was not released because the Ghost Security Bureau still can't believe that a human on the other side could get close to full marks.
This score is really shocking when released.
They are currently trying to find some loopholes and see if they can find ways to deduct points from Lu Wenwu.
And the experts responsible for producing the papers are still reviewing the results to find out what went wrong.
Regarding the interview, Dadi and Diting both agreed that Lu Wenwu was fine, so what else was there to say?
The roots are well established and the seedlings are red, ready to start work!
ps: I didn’t expect that I actually wrote an original and high-quality book. Can this barely be regarded as a successful transformation? Speaking of which, my original target for writing this book was only one or two thousand. Congratulations for exceeding the goal! Congratulations!
(End of this chapter)
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