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Chapter 369 Then let me ask you, are you a man or a woman?

Chapter 369 Then let me ask you, are you a man or a woman?

Maomao: "???"

Xiaobao: “.”

Lu Wenwu: Stare.

The kitten rolled its eyes expressionlessly, gave its owner a look of disgust as if he was looking at a fool, and then stood up silently.

After turning around, she lay down again with her hands in her pockets, facing Lu Wenwu with her butt.

The big furry tail stood up and swung from side to side in dissatisfaction, making someone's nose itchy and making him want to sneeze.

Unable to resist the temptation, Lu Wenwu grabbed the cat's tail and stroked it a few times with his hand.

According to the analysis given by the Eye of True Vision, Xiaobao's attributes are as normal as can be.

【Xiaobao (E)】: 300/300
[Cultivation]: None

[Current Status]: Unhappy, about to get angry

[Analysis]: The cat raised by the invincible Tyrannosaurus Rex god Lu Wenwu was bored with his owner's words and actions, and was on the verge of getting angry because his tail was pinched.

It looks like an ordinary little cat, nothing special at all.

But
It is because the analysis data is so normal that this is the biggest abnormality.

In order to avoid being rewarded with three "red silks" by the cat's claws, Lu Wenwu consciously let go of his evil hand and started stroking the other party's fur again.

"As one of the oldest players, you must have experienced many parallel worlds of Earth and Blue Planet, right? Have you ever paid attention to the literary works in these parallel worlds?"

"In some parallel universe, you have a man named AK Oh, who is a fellow countryman of JK Rowling and wrote a book called Harry Potter."

"Among the main characters in the film, Ron Weasley has a pet mouse named Scabbers. It looks ordinary, but it has lived for many, many years, long beyond the maximum lifespan of a mouse."

"It wasn't until the third book, Prisoner of Azkaban, that Scabbers' true identity was revealed. He was an illegal Armanigus called Peter Pettigrew, and he was able to live so long because he turned into a rat."

Having said that, Lu Wenwu smiled and stopped what he was doing.

For a moment, he felt the kitten's soft body under his palm suddenly stiffen.

Just for a moment, less than a split second.

"Well, before we knew it, we have lived together for many years, so long that many of the chickens I raised in the Dragon Mansion have become extraordinary creatures due to the infiltration of spiritual energy."

"From the first time we met on a rainy night until today, your appearance and physical data have never changed, my little baby."

Since the end of the world, the spiritual energy between heaven and earth has revived, and the concentration of spiritual energy has experienced a surge.

Undoubtedly, this is a golden age for spiritual practice.

Even if not all creatures have reached the level of transcendence and all wild animals have not been transformed into monsters, the physical fitness of all creatures has made great progress compared to before the end of the world.

At least, the life span will be slightly longer.

A long life span does not mean that the life cycle will change, nor does it mean that the process of youth and adulthood will be extended.

The time is too short, and the species transformation cannot reach that stage - unless it enters the extraordinary realm.

When Lu Wenwu and Xiaobao first met, the other party was already in the form of an adult cat.

Now, ten years have passed, and the other party is still the same as before.

Live a comfortable life of eating, drinking, playing, sleeping and beating dogs all day long.

This is the biggest doubt.

Normal cats at this age have become old grandfather cats or old nursery cats.

On ordinary days, even getting on the kang and walking in the aisle is a bit difficult, let alone fighting with a big demon that is close to ascending to heaven and carrying the legacy of a god.

And Xiaobao.
All I can say is that the light red plum blossom-shaped marks on Lu Wenwu's arms are very nice looking, and at first glance they make him look very powerful and full of energy.

At the dining table, the atmosphere suddenly became stagnant.

Maomao lay on the ground with his head down, as if he was asleep, with his two paws on his head pretending to be dead.

Lu Wenwu casually stroked the soft and smooth hair on Xiaobao's back and smiled quietly.

And Xiaobao is a cat.
silence.

Sustained silence.

Only the tail that gradually increases in strength can express the kitten's inner irritability and unhappiness.

As we all know, cats and their tails have a parasitic relationship.

This is really hard to control.

After about three minutes, Lu Wenwu suddenly felt an inexplicable force slowly dissipating from Xiaobao.

The Eye of True Vision suddenly began to run wildly, and the violent speed even caused some white steam to begin to emerge from his scalp. A large amount of information rushed past his eyes.

The previously unremarkable panel was also slowly covered.

Instead, there was a bunch of new data that Lu Wenwu had never seen before.

【小宝/蓝布鲁(S+)】:2300 0000/2300 0000(×9)

[Cultivation]: Pseudo-God-ascending Level 1

[Current Status]: Nine-Life Heavenly Demon, Gengxin Power, Domain Embryo, Unhappy, Embarrassed, Irritable, Satisfied

[Analysis]: A cat demon who reached the god level after comprehending the laws without undergoing baptism and transformation. He is the only first-generation guardian of Shenzhou in the world and is honored as Lord Lan.

Arrogant little kitty.

Lu Wenwu's smile became even more intense when he saw the real data.

Even if you admit it, you have to admit it in this way. There is probably no hope if you say it in person.

just
Lu Wenwu looked down at Maomao, who was pretending to be dead and covering his head with his hands, and then he raised his leg and gently kicked him, saying with a smile, "You bastard, you knew it a long time ago, right? You kept it from me all this time?"

Maomao raised his head aggrievedly: "Woo woo, Master, Maomao doesn't want to do that either!"

"Don't blame Maomao."

A clear and heroic voice sounded.

Lu Wenwu turned his head and saw a bright yellow light flash before his eyes.

In the blink of an eye, the kitten in front of me disappeared.

Instead, there was a little blond boy sitting at the dining table.

It looked to be about ten years old, not very tall, and wearing a navy blue plush one-piece pajamas, with its legs dangling on the edge of the table.

There was a little baby fat on his pretty face, and a pair of golden vertical pupils that made people think of cats at first glance. "It is bound by my contract, so it can't say it."

Lord Lan, or Xiao Bao, looked unhappy, but still spoke calmly.

The cat ears standing up in the golden hair twitched, and he looked irritated.

Lu Wenwu suddenly found it funny and reached out to touch it.

Before his hand even reached out, he was hit immediately.

It was so fast that even with his dynamic vision he couldn't see the exact process. He could only see a blurry shadow hitting him with a hand.

Probably the Shadowless Meowth Fist: Human Form.

"Get lost! You have no idea how to respect the elderly and love the young! Show some respect to your protector! I am older than your great grandfather!"

Xiaobao rolled his eyes skillfully and sat on the table with his arms folded.

"Anxious."

Lu Wenwu looked at Maomao, pointed his right thumb towards Xiaobao, and squinted his eyes with a smile.

"Someone. Oh, this is not what a certain cat said when it was pretending to be stupid and enjoying my superb cat massage skills. Your purr. Ahem."

Halfway through his words, his voice gradually faded away.

Although Xiaobao on the table was also smiling, this smile was creepy and gloomy. His ten fingers were moving in a rhythmic rhythm, and there was a creepy, creaking sound of sharpening claws.

Lu Wenwu was tactful enough not to continue the topic.

If he had seen it correctly, the sound of grinding claws should be caused by the friction between the forces of Geng and Xin, probably the product of the law of gold.

It looks like a certain thin-skinned, tsundere little kitty is on the verge of losing her temper.

Xiao Bao took a deep breath, suppressed the thought of rewarding Lu Wenwu with a few bloody wounds, and asked in a deep voice: "When did you start to doubt me? And what you just said is just speculation, not a solid proof, right? How can you be sure of my identity?"

"Well, actually I had some doubts about this since I came back from my first official dungeon, but I didn't take it seriously at that time." Lu Wenwu said, "After all, a pet cat can dodge Mao Mao's sneak attack with full speed points. This doesn't make sense no matter how you think about it, right?"

Xiaobao: “.”

Seeing that it was silent, Lu Wenwu continued, "I officially started to doubt it, actually from this dungeon. This time it was a Western fantasy dungeon, and coincidentally, I found that the magician's flying broom in it couldn't even support my weight."

"At that time, it suddenly occurred to me that I didn't pay much attention to the furniture in our house when I was using it. I was even too relaxed and didn't use much force. Under such circumstances, it is doubtful that the bed in the bedroom can withstand the three of us without breaking."

"You know, my eyes can see a lot of information that ordinary people can't see, so after I got up this morning, I looked at the furniture and the house itself, and the result shocked me."

"Considering the original price of these materials, it is unlikely that they were distributed by the state. It could only be that some big shot arranged it on purpose. Especially when I saw that the huge cat climbing frame in the living room was made of 'Jianmu'."

"It's really hard not to suspect that this has something to do with you, my darling."

Xiaobao was silent again.

About half a minute later, it asked quietly, "Couldn't someone have known that you have a cat and put it here to please him?"

"I considered this possibility, but later in my conversation with the Confucian teacher, I denied this possibility." Lu Wenwu shook his head.

"As soon as the teacher came in, he was very nervous and tense. It was just like the feeling I had when I was in school and facing the strict dean in the office."

"From a pure strength perspective, it's unlikely that he would be in this mental state. And ever since you took Maomao to Dragon Mansion, he has become much more relaxed, just a little reserved, which is normal."

"But this is not completely conclusive. It's only after I combine the information he told me with some of my past memories that I am completely certain."

"Having a bad temper and playing tricks on opponents during a fight, isn't that what cats do? Cats can catch mice in a matter of seconds, but cats always play tricks on mice until they are exhausted before eating them."

"Master Lan is not from Shenzhou, nor is he of Huaxia ethnicity. He is not even a human. He is a giant demon from the British Peninsula who came to China and settled there hundreds of years ago."

"And you, my baby, happen to be a British shorthair blue cat, a pure Englishman."

"One coincidence is a coincidence, but when a bunch of coincidences are added together, it is close to the truth."

Having said that, the excited Lu Wenwu paused for a moment, looked up and observed the expression of the cat-eared boy.

Seeing that the other party didn't really mean to be angry, and just gave him a familiar roll of the eyes in anger, he continued:

"Of course, the most important thing is that I am the god who controls egg-filled pancakes in the underworld! The egg-filled pancakes I make are top-notch spiritual food that can continuously stack talents and understandings."

"Under such circumstances, you have been eating my egg-filled pancakes for ten years, plus a bunch of nourishing spiritual food, spiritual objects, natural treasures, specially prepared iced blueberry juice, etc., but there is no sign of transformation into a demon. This is simply too outrageous!"

"With so many resources invested, let alone an ordinary pet cat with normal intelligence, even an ant in the true sense of the word should be able to have a strong cultivation level, right?"

"Plus, you also showed disdain towards that old Fire Demon Kazan. He is a powerful Abyss Lord in the lower layer of the Endless Abyss. Even if he is not at the level of a Demon God, he is at least a powerful person at the third level of the Ascension God."

"Even I felt a strong sense of oppression through the holographic projection at that time. An ordinary kitten would have been so scared that its fur stood on end and hid away, or even collapsed and became incontinent due to stress. How could it have glared at the old Fire Demon?"

"Also, a long time ago, when I came back from a dungeon, all the other houses were blown up, but ours was the only one that was safe and sound. You looked very tired at that time. Did you go to help suppress the materialized contaminated area?"

"Thinking about it carefully, what you have shown over the past few years has actually been quite obvious, but I have never paid attention to these aspects."

indeed.

Xiaobao's presentation of his own identity was quite crude.

Although this is Lu Wenwu's first cat, as a qualified cat owner, he often surfs the Internet to learn some knowledge about cat raising.

It’s just that I’ve never used it except for the cat-stroking technique.

Xiaobao's IQ is so high that it even crushes that of a Border Collie. Anyone would feel that something is wrong!

and also
What kind of stray cat would stand in the middle of the road with a dog on a rainy day without even getting its fur wet?

If you think about it carefully, there were many unreasonable details in the past that were overlooked by Lu Wenwu himself.

Maybe Xiaobao used a little mental suggestion at that time.

This was not a difficult operation. It was easier to fool Lu Wenwu, who was just a mortal at that time, than to kill an S-level transcendent.

"How about it, are you satisfied with my explanation, baby?" Lu Wenwu laughed, "Or would you rather I call you Grandpa Lan? Grandpa Blue?"

"Get lost, keep calling me by the name you gave me!"

Xiaobao bared his teeth and slapped Lu Wenwu's dishonest hand again in annoyance.

Lu Wenwu immediately smiled and raised his hands in surrender: "Baby, considering that I have been your poop scooper for so many years, I have a small question, can you satisfy my curiosity?"

Xiaobao raised his chin proudly, his cat ears trembling: "I'll take advantage of my good mood now and say whatever I want to say."

Lu Wenwu manifested blood dragon scales under his clothes without hesitation, and the "Body Refining Technique to Conquer People with Virtue" was running at high speed, and he even strengthened himself with the "Power of My Thoughts" of the law of making wishes come true.

After doing all this, he asked Xiaobao in the puzzled look: "Bao, you are obviously a female cat, but why do you transform into a boy and call yourself Master Lan?"

Before he finished speaking, Maomao, who was eating the watermelon, suddenly showed fear on his face and disappeared in a flash.

(End of this chapter)

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