I can see the blood bar and my purity is extremely high

Chapter 373 Xiaobao: Stupid two-legged beast, you really make me angry!

At this time, Lu Wenwu had become completely famous.

It's not that I'm angry, it's that I'm holding it in.

He bit his lips hard, got down from the chair and sat on the ground beside him, hammering the soil of the arena hard.

Mr. Lu was really feeling very miserable.

Even if this is your own kitten's dark history, you should never laugh.

But mainly.
This is really hard to hold back.

Even if Lu Wenwu knew the reason clearly,
Due to the differences between different creatures in terms of intelligence level, living environment, racial characteristics, etc., each creature has different views on mate selection and different definitions of "beauty".

In the eyes of cats, the most beautiful female cat is undoubtedly the calico, which is recognized as a beauty in the cat world and is on the xp of all male cats in the world.

The top male cats are not recognized by the female cats.

But in China, there is no doubt that female cats generally prefer cats of the tatarinath type.

He has a strong and healthy posture, a well-proportioned body, and beautiful and eye-catching fur. He is simply the Daniel Wu among cats.

Of course, this is just a popular way of saying it.

Cats make this choice, and it is not just a matter of aesthetics.

Or maybe cats’ definition of “beauty” is completely different from humans’.

The "beauty" in the eyes of cats is basically based on the instinctive reaction of wild animals, and is limited by limited wisdom. It is an optimal solution that is close to instinct and is obtained by combining many factors.

Pattern, body shape, health, muscle level, reproductive ability, hunting ability.
Everything exists to serve the beast's instincts.

After all, it is unrealistic for small animals that have not even developed their intelligence to form a unique definition of beauty.

But Xiaobao is different.

At that time, it was not an ordinary cat in the true sense. It was a smart cat with real wisdom and could be considered an intelligent creature!
This makes it completely different from its fellow species which have no intelligence and only have instincts, and it has its own views on mate selection and aesthetics.

If cats with intelligence developed and evolved on their own from existence to non-existence, they would eventually form a group.

Then there is no doubt that they will inevitably give birth to their own unique aesthetic standards because of the times.

The more embarrassing thing is
Such species do not currently exist on the Blue Planet.

Even some large and well-established demon families have been greatly influenced by the two-legged beasts in terms of XP due to years of coexistence with humans. Mr. Lu, who knows many animal friends, has a lot to say about this.

This is not to mention Xiaobao, a cat that grew up freely in human society.

so.
It is actually a very sad story about Xiaobao, who was once a royal cat, being rejected by Lihua.

From a human perspective, the British Shorthair, a round and furry little creature, is extremely cute. It is a standard template cat that is full of bipedal stereotypes.

But in the eyes of real cats, they don't think so at all.

Among the agile cats, Eddie Peng has a tabby cat, and among the cats with eye-catching colors, Liu Yifei has a calico cat. These two are more popular and favored by cats.

In fact, in a sense, Xiaobao is still quite lucky.

The beautiful little ragdoll cat, which was created by crossing the Norwegian Forest Cat and the Maine Coon because of human aesthetics and whose fighting power is almost zero, is the true interpretation of what it means to be disliked by cats.

In the eyes of a cat, this thing is probably the same as an extremely fat and extremely ugly goblin.

The type that will be snorted at if you get too close to it, and will definitely be beaten by other cats if you are not familiar enough with them.

Let's imagine.

If you are a weak saint, and suddenly a super goblin with a height of three or four meters, a waistline that is almost the same as his height, a shaky walk, an intelligence that is about the same as that of a mentally retarded person, and a hairy body suddenly appears in front of you, and tries to do something shameful with you with a squinting look on his face.
What a horrifying sight that would be.

This is probably what Ragdoll cats look like in the eyes of other cats.

Lu Wenwu has already guessed why Xiaobao chose the tomboy image when it transformed. Perhaps at that time, it wanted to escape a little.

Even if we look at this matter now, it is totally not worth getting angry with a group of unintelligent wild cats.

But at that time, Xiaobao was just a simple little female cat with intelligence, right?

This is really dark history!

Thinking of this, Lu Wenwu suddenly understood why Xiaobao was unwilling to talk about this.

The shame level of this thing is no less than reciting in public the evil words you posted on Penguin Space when you were in elementary school or middle school.
cough.
"Damn you! Stop laughing!"

Xiaobao clenched his white and tender fists and waved them back and forth, shouting loudly in dissatisfaction.

"You promised me before!"

"I don't have any. Really. I don't have any."

Lu Wenwu's expression was extremely distorted at this moment, and the blood vessels on his neck were clearly visible.

He clenched his right fist with his thumb raised, and then, with the Demon God's War Spear attached, he violently stabbed his abdomen. Blood holes appeared one after another and kept healing, looking like a shower head that was not flowing water smoothly.

Unable to bear it any longer, Mr. Lu tried to use the pain to divert his attention.

But unfortunately, after years of fighting, he has basically become immune to this level of pain.

It cannot be said that it has no effect.

It worked, but the reason for it working was different from what I expected.

This incident mainly served to divert attention, and had nothing to do with the pain itself.

"Speaking of which, what happened next?" Lu Wenwu began to change the subject. "It's impossible that you were already able to transform at that time, right?"

The story is only halfway told and not yet completely finished.

"Of course not, how is that possible?"

Sure enough, the kitten sighed and continued speaking.

"That being said, the Forbidden City is located on the largest dragon vein at the time, and I was nominally a tribute cat to the royal family. Being able to share a bit of dragon energy from the prosperous dragon of national destiny, even if it was unconscious, made my cultivation path go very fast."

"Plus, I was so pissed off by that idiot that I completely gave up on that and started to consciously 'look' at the moon, to make myself stronger, to catch more mice, and to eat more cakes from the women in the harem."

"Soon, I found myself becoming smarter and stronger, and my perception of the surroundings became more and more incredible. With just a flick of my ears, I could hear everything in the huge Forbidden City."

“The most important thing is that during a daily moon-watching session, I received a portion of Emperor’s Liquid from heaven, and officially embarked on the path of becoming a demon.” When Xiao Bao said this, his eyes revealed a look of reminiscence as he missed the past.

"That was the last pure Emperor's Blood that could be produced by the Blue Star, which had already entered the Dharma Ending Age. How could I have done that?"

"On the night of Gengshen, there is a stream of Emperor Liquid in the moonlight. It is shaped like countless olives, with thousands of golden threads woven through it and hanging down to the human world. Foxes, ghosts, and spirits who eat it can display their supernatural powers." Lu Wenwu subconsciously added, "Maomao has eaten it, too."

Maomao's extraordinary journey began when a drop of Emperor's Oxygen exploded in a copy.

This is enough to be considered a sacred object in the demon world. Even a great demon that has reached the god-level would covet it.

"Nonsense, of course I know that Maomao has taken it too." Xiaobao rolled his eyes at Lu Wenwu, "You don't really think that Maomao is as outrageous as you, and can make rapid progress without anyone's guidance, right?"

"Is it impossible?" Lu Wenwu scratched his head in confusion. "I provided Maomao with all the resources. Hey! Why did you hit me?"

Xiao Bao retracted his fist in annoyance and rolled his eyes: "Idiot, Maomao just regressed to his ancestors and gained spiritual wisdom. He didn't suddenly become Einstein!"

"A puppy that has just gained wisdom, let alone cultivation, it doesn't even know how to read! Only you can do such a stupid thing as letting it cultivate on its own! My god, you are really a genius!"

"Do you think I go to Lingtian Mountain and Longfu just to sleep? Isn't it nice for me to sleep on the Jianmu climbing frame at home? It's all to help you take care of Maomao!"

"No, you have to give me massages three times a day, half an hour each time, for at least a month as compensation! I'm really pissed off!"

Lu Wenwu: "."

He didn't know why, but after being criticized by Xiaobao like this, he always felt like that heartless scumbag.

After having a child, he just left the child to his wife to take care of, and then he went out to have fun.

Although this is completely false, why is there such a strong sense of déjà vu and guilty conscience?

After thinking for three seconds, Mr. Lu decided to "swallow his anger".

This will save you from being beaten by the cat again.

After continuing to complain about all the stupid things Lu Wenwu had done for a while, Xiaobao continued to talk about his own past.

"As for the Emperor's Flowing Liquid, you know its effect. It can at least increase one's cultivation by a thousand years, and it can also greatly improve one's cultivation talent and potential. It's a top treasure. So, I, who didn't know anything at that time, made a big fuss."

"When I regained consciousness, I found myself being taken home by a kind old man with a big smile on his face. It was he who guided and taught me to embark on the path of cultivation."

"The old man's surname is Lan. He is a very powerful Taoist priest. His naming ability is even more abstract than yours. The name Lanbulu was given by him."

"I really don't understand. How could he, a super old antique who lived from the Shang and Zhou dynasties, who had read a lot of poetry and books in these two thousand years and was even a teacher in the Jixia Academy, come up with such a weird name!"

"Well, maybe Mr. Lan wanted to combine Chinese and Western styles?" Lu Wenwu tentatively guessed, "It seems that the traditional Chinese cat names may not be suitable for you at that time?"

Xiaobao briefly recalled the many traditional names for "Li Nu" in China.

Judging from its original characteristics, it will most likely be named something like Dark Cloud or Black Jade.

If we consider the naughty character of Lan Laodao, we might name it "Blue Cloud Covering Snow without Snow" or "Blue Indigo Blue Cloud Roaring Iron" or something like that.
Meow!

Don’t do that kind of thing, meow!
After Lu's interruption, Xiaobao suddenly felt that the name Lanbulu was not bad.
"Okay, never mind that. Anyway, at that time, I changed from a cat living in the palace to a cat living in Taoist Lan's house. Every day, I was urged by Taoist Lan to learn a lot of things that humans should learn."

"Due to the Emperor's Flowing Liquid, it will soon be time for me to transform."

"At that time, I was thinking that since my original form would be disliked by the local indigenous cats, it would be inconvenient if I transformed into a woman according to my original gender in that era, so I might as well transform into a man!"

Xiaobao was deeply moved by his genius idea back then. He raised his head proudly, his cat-like eyes filled with pride.

"As expected, after I transformed, I immediately became a famous handsome young man in the surrounding area. Every noble official who came to visit Old Lantou would praise me and say that I was handsome and talented."

"After Old Lantou announced that I was his grandson, those guys all rushed to arrange their pretty girls for me to be my wife. Even the Zhu family sent eunuchs to try to get me a son-in-law!"

"It was just that old man Lan was quite dissatisfied with my appearance after transformation. He kept muttering to me for a long time."

Lu Wenwu: "."

I think Mr. Lan must have felt very sad and angry about this matter back then.

The cute and caring little boy suddenly turned into a handsome little boy.

Where is the logic in this?

It would be strange if the old man didn’t grumble about it!

Ask yourself, if I were allowed to choose, I would also like a traditional, sweet, soft and cute little cat girl that is full of stereotypes in human literary works!

On this matter, Lu Wenwu still understands Mr. Lan very well.

That's probably similar to the feeling that Sasse had when he saw his cute little peanut daughter in Boruto's youth arc, and suddenly she transformed into a short-haired little gangster a few years later.

"Shit shoveler, you seem to be thinking about something impolite." Xiaobao glanced at Lu Wenwu sharply.

Mr. Lu immediately looked at his nose and said righteously, "Impossible, absolutely impossible."

Well. Tomboys are not bad either. They are beautiful in a unique way and are also pleasing to the eye.

"About the fact that my roommate is a pretty and arrogant girl"

"Speaking of which, Master Lan's purity, oh no, cultivation should be very strong, right?"

"The immortals on earth, the gods on earth, are half a step away from ascending."

"Hiss, it's so terrifying! After we ascend, can I..."

"cannot!"

"Why? You know, I just want to have a competition with the old man. Your grandfather is my grandfather, right? We are all friends!"

Xiaobao put away his previous angry expression, all his arrogance and mischief, and became more serious and solemn than ever before.

At this moment, it finally slowly overlapped with the image of the guardian of Shenzhou that Lu Wenwu once had in his mind.

"The old man read the divination before the end of the dungeon, and then he died. He didn't live to see the dungeon system come, nor did he live to see the flourishing cultivation era of the revival of spiritual energy."

"He had only one last wish before he died. He hoped that after his death, I could protect the land of China from future turmoil."

"At that time, I didn't understand why he would say such last words when Shenzhou still had several old antiques like him."

"When the Zhu family's empire collapsed, Shenzhou was moving towards a republic in chaos, and suddenly the end of the world came. Shenzhou was in a good situation, but for an almost absurd reason, it almost fell apart and the country was destroyed. Only then did I understand what the old man said."

"Fortunately, it finally lived up to the trust."

(End of this chapter)