Siheyuan: If I marry Qin Huairu, I will become stronger by showing off.

Chapter 346 A genius idea, Zhang Po Xie becomes a grandma! (Please subscribe)
Rao Shitian Zao had made sufficient psychological preparations and overestimated Wu Youde as much as possible.

But when she heard there were seven sisters...

She is still...

numb!

Seven? ? ?

Then plus myself, there are eight! ! !
Oh my god, this... this...

Tian Zao's eyes when she looked at Wu Youde suddenly became... shocking. She looked Wu Youde up and down, and the more she looked, the more frightened she became.

This person has a rosy complexion and bright eyes. He doesn't look like he has seven concubines!

Tian Zao was surprised and couldn't understand.

She has been hanging out on the streets since she was a child, and has met many people. For a period of time, she even specialized in looking for targets in the eight alleys.

Those who often hang out in the Bada Hutong all have a sallow complexion or a blue complexion, sunken eye sockets, and a shaky look when they walk.

It stands to reason that Wu Youde has seven aunts and wives, so he should be like this.

"What's wrong? Why don't you speak?" Wu Youde asked.

"what……"

Tian Zao came back to his senses and smiled dryly: "No... nothing, I'm just a little worried."

"What are you worried about?" Wu Youde asked.

Tian Zao hesitated for a moment, then said: "Sex is like a bone scraper, if it is too much, it will hurt the body, and...the law now stipulates that concubinage is not allowed.

You still have so many at home...Sister, if this is known by the Yamen, it will be troublesome. "

There was another thing she didn't say, she didn't want to be widowed at a young age.

Hearing this,

Wu Youde suddenly felt confused about whether to laugh or cry, and said in his heart that he understood a lot.

His face straightened up and he said seriously: "Don't worry about Zao'er, my body is very strong.

As the saying goes, if you don't have diamonds, you can't do porcelain work. Since I dare to ask for so much, I must have the confidence and strength.

You will know this from now on and I will make sure you get out of bed. "

Tian Zao's face immediately turned red and he bit his lip without saying a word.

Wu Youde added: "The yamen has a rule against taking concubines, but I don't take concubines either, right? They are all my cousins.

I know you may be worried that the secret may be exposed over time...

Don't worry about this, I have my own arrangements.

By the way, there's something else I want to tell you. Zao'er, you have to suffer with me for a few years, and after two years I will marry you openly.

I want you to be my wife in an upright and aboveboard manner! "

Tian Zao was stunned after hearing this and looked at him with disbelief, "Are you telling the truth? Are you going to divorce me in two years and marry me?"

"divorce?"

Wu Youde shook his head and said seriously: "Divorce is all about divorce. I only get married and don't divorce. Divorced men are not good men."

"Then why did you marry me? Bigamy is against the law and you will go to jail!" Tian Zao said.

Wu Youde smiled mysteriously, "Don't worry about this. Anyway, I will do what I say and I will definitely not lie to you.

I told your sisters the same thing, just wait.

Okay, hurry up and tell me where you want to go, so I can take you there. "

Tian Zao fell into thinking...

A second-hand recycling shop, a cafe, a garment factory, a silk and satin shop?

"I'll go to the garment factory." After thinking for a while, Tian Zao said.

Wu Youde felt happy. It was a coincidence. He originally wanted to arrange for her to follow Chen Xueru in the garment factory, but later he felt that Tian Zao should be allowed to choose by himself. Wouldn't it appear that he cared more about her opinion?

Just right now.

Wu Youde nodded and smiled: "That's it, let's go to the garment factory now. Your specific work in the garment factory will be arranged by your sister Chen, or you can talk to her about your ideas."

"Okay, thank you, Brother Wu."

"Hey, you're welcome. Why should we be so polite?"

……

Wu Youde led Tian Zao to the garment factory, and Chen Xueru happened to be there too.

As soon as the matter was discussed, Chen Xueru readily agreed, saying that there happened to be a shortage of people in the factory, and sister Tian Zao came at the right time. They were all members of the same family, so she felt safe to use it.

After chatting for a while,

Chen Xueru said that she was going to see a silk and satin merchant to discuss raw material issues, and she wanted to take Tian Zao with her so that she could gain experience and experience.

Wu Youde took the opportunity and ran away on his own.

……

After coming out of the garment factory, Wu Youde went directly back to the courtyard house in Nanluogu Lane.

It's been four or five days since I left. If I don't go back, my family will probably be worried. I rode my bicycle for a walk and got to the door in less than an hour.

"Zhuzhu, where did you go?"

From a distance, he saw Shazhu walking towards the back carrying a baggage, and Wu Youde said hello.

Silly Zhu stopped and knew it was Wu Youde without looking back.

Because everyone who knows him calls him Shazhu, including his father. Only Wu Youde calls him Zhuzhu, and sometimes he calls him Brother Zhuzhu.

This makes Shazhu always grateful and thinks that Angkor is a kind and warm-hearted person.

Silly Zhu smiled and said: "Korean Angkor is back. I haven't seen you for a few days. I just came back from You'anmen and went to see my father."

"Oh, how is your father?" Wu Youde asked.

Silly Zhu sighed, "It's still like that, but I don't blame you. Didn't he do this all by himself? If he wants to blame, he can only blame himself!"

"Zhuzi, you are right to think so."

Wu Youde patted Shazhu on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Ten years is not too long, it goes by in the blink of an eye.

When he is inside, he will be well disciplined by the Yamen, which is also a good thing for him.

When he comes out in ten years, he will definitely be able to get rid of those bad habits in his body, and he will be a good person and work well in the future, and will not cause trouble every day. "

He Daqing's verdict came down half a month ago. He was sentenced to ten years for attempted murder with a knife and is now being held in prison at You'anmen in the capital.

After this,
Now Wu Youde's prestige in the courtyard has soared to the sky. No matter who it is, no one dares to spit out fragrance when facing him now, or even dare to make a loud noise.

Everyone was polite and respectful when facing him.

Listening to Wu Youde's consolation, Shazhu felt warm in his heart. He chuckled and said, "Brother Ang, I know. By the way, Brother Ang, I have to thank you!"

Thank me?

I sent your father to jail, and you still want to thank me?

Wu Youde almost couldn't hold back his laughter. He said in surprise: "Thank you, my brother doesn't have to be so exposed to outsiders!"

"That's not possible, Angkor. From now on, you should let Yu Yu go home to eat. It's not a problem to eat at your house all the time. It's not appropriate." Silly Zhu said.

Oh, so that’s what happened.

Wu Youde smiled and said: "It's just a meal, you are so polite. Zhu Zhu, although Yu Yu is not my biological sister, I regard her as my biological sister."

Isn't it natural for a biological sister to have dinner at her brother's house? What's inappropriate?

Besides, you are already nineteen this year. You will have to find a wife next year at the latest. When you bring a younger sister, who can follow you?

If you don’t believe it, take a look at Jia Dongxu. You see, he is already twenty-two years old this year, and he is still a bachelor. Why is no one following him?
Isn’t it just that there is an oil bottle at home?
Zhuzi, leave the rainwater to me. From now on, food and accommodation will be left at my house. You should go to work, and you should find a partner. Don't waste any time, get the best of both worlds.

You see, although the law stipulates that a man must be twenty years old to get a marriage license.

But there’s no rule that says you can’t find a partner if you’re under twenty?
You can get along first, settle the relationship first, and wait until next year to get the certificate, right? "

Speaking of which,

Wu Youde looked at Silly Zhu and whispered: "Zhuzi, tell the truth, when your father used a rolling pin to torment Zhang Cuihua...

Did you take a peek?

Are you feeling itchy? ? "

"Brother Angkor you...you you you..."

Silly Zhu immediately blushed. He waved his hands repeatedly, looked around in panic, and tried his best to defend himself: "I don't have Brother Ang, I really don't, how can I peek?"

Wu Youde didn't believe it and said calmly: "Didn't you peek? Then why are you blushing?"

"...I, I, I'm a little hot, hehehehe."

Silly Zhu's explanation is very pale.

Wu Youde smiled and glanced at him, and said meaningfully: "You said you haven't seen it, so you haven't seen it, but Zhuzhu, as a person who has been through it, I want to give you a few words of advice.

It is good for a person to have enough food and clothing.
But in the end it’s almost fun, it’s more exciting if two people do it! "

Is it more exciting if two people work together?
Silly Zhu seemed to understand, but after thinking about it, he threw it away. He chuckled and said, "Brother Angkor, let me tell you a secret."

Looking at Silly Zhu who smiled lustfully, Wu Youde was a little curious: "What's the secret?"

Silly Zhu lowered his voice, "Jia Dongxu is no longer a bachelor, someone is already following him."

What?
Jia Dongxu found a wife within a few days of his absence this time?

Wu Youde said in astonishment: "Really or not, he has been on a blind date again in the past two days, and they are still married? How is the girl?"

He was a little worried, but don't be a pretty girl again.

He found that Jia Dongxu, despite his poor character, was really lucky.

First there was Qin Huairu, and later there was Xu Huizhi.

Don't let so and so come again this time...

Although I have already recruited Matchmaker Chen, there are many matchmakers, such as Matchmaker Wang, Matchmaker Zhang, Matchmaker Zhao, etc.

There is no guarantee that some matchmaker will bring a drifter this time.

"Brother Ang, don't worry." Silly Zhu laughed again, this time even more lewdly, and he said, "Brother Ang, didn't I go to see my dad today? Did you see who I met on the way?

Hehe, I met Ding Xiu. She went to Huichun Hall. "

Wu Youde remained calm and asked, "What next?"

Silly Zhu chuckled and said: "Then I followed her in and hid behind to listen. What do you think happened to her? Why did she go to the doctor?"

Wu Youde was a little displeased. There's no end to the pretense, right?

He looked sideways at Silly Zhu and said nothing.

But I was thinking about what happened to Ding Xiu...

Since Ding Xiu divorced Yi Zhonghai, she has been living in the deaf old lady's house. Well, it can also be said that she has been living in Jia Dongxu's house.

It’s all one room anyway.

What can she do?
Seeing that Wu Youde didn't ask, Shazhu had no choice but to continue: "Brother Angkor, she is pregnant."

"What? Who are you talking about?"

Wu Youde was shocked and cried out in his heart.

"Ding Xiu, Ding Xiu is pregnant."

Silly Zhu chuckled and said: "Yi Zhonghai's face should be wonderful now. It's clear at a glance who can't lay eggs.

Ha ha ha ha……"

Wu Youde: "..."

Silly Zhu said mysteriously again: "Brother Angkor, who do you think Ding Xiu's concubine is?"

Damn, do you even need to guess?

Wu Youde glanced at him and said lightly: "Could it be you?"

"...No, no, no, how could it be me!"

Silly Zhu's face turned green, he smiled bitterly and said: "Ding Xiu can be my mother, how can I bless her? It's Jia Dongxu, Jia Dongxu bums her.

I really can't tell, this Jia Dongxu has such a good teeth, even Ding Xiu is not spared, I am convinced! "

"What's the matter? I've been hungry for too long."

Wu Youde said lightly, but in his heart he admired Jia Dongxu.

This guy is a tough guy.

That is, why did Silly Zhu follow Ding Xiu into the Huichun Hall and eavesdrop?

Could it be that he had discovered some clues beforehand?
After thinking about it,
Wu Youde didn't bother to ask anymore, what did these bullshit things have to do with him, let alone Jia Dongxu making Ding Xiu angry.

Even if he pissed off Zhang Cuihua, it had nothing to do with him.

"Okay, I understand."

Wu Youde patted Silly Zhu on the shoulder again and warned: "Zhu Zhu, it's enough if you know this, but don't go back and spread it everywhere!

If your rumor spread to everyone, then Yi Zhonghai would be too embarrassed to see anyone...

Think about it, Jia Dongxu is his apprentice, Ding Xiu is his ex-wife, this apprentice has made his wife pregnant, this fun... tsk tsk tsk...

And Zhang Cuihua is now Yi Zhonghai's mother-in-law. Their relationship is too messy. If word gets out, will it make people laugh?

Zhuzi, please remember, don’t spread it everywhere when you go back, don’t say it to everyone! ! "

Silly Zhu nodded repeatedly,

He patted his chest and agreed: "Yes, yes, I understand, I understand."

"Do you really understand?" Wu Youde asked again.

Silly Zhu said in a deep voice: "I really understand!"

……

Wu Youde pushed his bicycle back home.

The family was in harmony. The two little girls were lying on the edge of the pond fishing, Lin Cuizhi was choosing vegetables in the yard, Xue Chunmei was washing clothes, and Qin Huairu was reading the newspaper.

As for Lin Cuiqing, she is practicing calligraphy.

Everyone has their own things to do, lively and peaceful.

Seeing him coming back, everyone came to greet him, and the yard suddenly became more lively.

……

Even before dinner time, the backyard was already bustling.

Wu Youde is admiring Lin Cuiqing's calligraphy. Well, the writing is really good. The strokes and strokes are very skillful.

After admiring the calligraphy, he picked up Lin Cuiqing's brush and looked at it.

This brush is slender and straight, with black hairs at the end. The straight and smooth lines meet at a point, a small tip.

What a great pen.

Looking at this good pen, Wu Youde suddenly had a bold idea in his heart...

Go back and make a pen yourself.

No, make two pens.

One for myself and one for Lin Cuiqing.

The one given to Lin Cuiqing was made from her own raw materials.

Use her own materials, make it with your own hands, and give it to her. This gift should be very meaningful and valuable, right? !
As for the material of his own penis, that would be a problem for the girls.

Well, riding a horse is a genius idea! !
Wu Youde remembered that there was a big shot in later generations who did exactly this. Once the news broke, thousands of old perverts worshiped him.

I never thought that I would have such a day.

Just when he was about to collect some raw materials from Lin Cuiqing, the noise in the backyard became louder and louder, and he couldn't even hear it in the house.

Wu Youde's heart moved, and he probably guessed what was going on.

Hey, this idiot is really stupid.

He decided to watch the fun...

……

Backyard.

Zhang Cuihua stood in the yard, pointed at Ding Xiu and yelled: "You shameless bastard, you must have seduced my son, and you didn't urinate and take pictures.

Are you worthy to marry my son?

I tell you, you are dreaming, you can never marry my son!
What does your pregnancy have to do with my son? Who knows which wild man it is? You want my son to help you take over the mess. What a beautiful idea you have!
Ding Xiu, you should give up this idea as soon as possible. As long as I live, I will not let my son marry you! !

I don’t want broken shoes in my house! ! ! "

Ding Xiu sat on the corridor and sneered: "Humph! Do you still have the nerve to say that I am a broken shoe? Let everyone in our courtyard talk about it and see who is the broken shoe...

Come on, let me help you figure it out.

Jia Chunyuan is one, Yi Zhonghai is another, and He Daqing is another.

When it comes to who is the best at breaking shoes, you, Zhang Cuihua, say you are second, but no one dares to claim you are number one. Do you think I am right? "

Boom~~
Everyone burst into laughter and shouted loudly.

"Yes, that's right!"

"That's right, I don't accept anyone's broken shoes, but Zhang Cuihua. If you ask me, Zhang Cuihua is a professional in broken shoes!"

"Hahahaha... I think we won't call her Zhang Cuihua from now on, and just call her Zhang Poxie. Can everyone agree?"

Everyone laughed again.

Zhang Cuihua's face turned livid with anger, and she almost lost her temper.

She never thought that Ding Xiu, at such an old age, would shamelessly seduce her son, but instead of scolding Ding Xiu, everyone would mock her.

"You guys are all blind and evil-minded!"

"You... you all will die badly. God will take you all away sooner or later."

Zhang Cuihua's triangular eyes burst out with resentment, and she cursed bitterly: "Ding Xiu, you slutty fox, no matter what you say, I will not let my son marry you.

Just have your spring and autumn dreams, bah! "

Ding Xiu said disdainfully: "The person I don't want to see die is you, you are not only a broken shoe, but also a loser.

Jia Chunyuan died in an accident, and He Daqing is now in prison.

Zhang Po Xie, think about it for yourself, of all the men who fall in love with you, which one is a good person?

snort! ! "

Ding Xiu glanced into Yi Zhonghai's room again, raised his voice and shouted to Yi Zhonghai in the room: "Hey! That one who can't lay eggs needs to be careful!"

It will be your turn next, and you may be crushed to death by an iron lump one day...

Ouch, tsk tsk tsk...

Let’s talk about it, everyone, will this old shoe be replaced by a man when the time comes? "

The crowd was enthusiastic and eager to answer.

"Yes!! I have to find another man. Zhang Po Xie is very good at seducing men!"

"Hahaha... How can she die of loneliness if she doesn't hook up with another person anymore? She can't live with two rolling pins every day, right?"

"Then Lao Yi's life has been in vain. Not only is he a destitute, but his wife has also run away. What's the point of living this life? It's not like the Qing Dynasty!"

"I used to think that Ding Xiu couldn't lay eggs, but now it seems that she has been wronged. Lao Yi is not very old, so why can't she do it?

Dongxu is still his disciple. Hey, you think, does this count as a problem and the disciple accepts his service? "

"Hahahaha... Good disciple, good disciple!"

"Crack!!~~"

A crisp sound came from Yi Zhonghai's house.

……

(End of this chapter)