Myths and Dharma, starting from Erlang Shen

Chapter 478 You Fart

"Jiaojiao?"

A hint of doubt appeared on Guan Yan's pretty face. Didn't I crush the jade talisman and go looking for Ji Ren?

Why is it Jiejiao that is here?

"Yes, Jiejiao. I guess you haven't heard of my Jiejiao name. Let me tell you, in the ever-changing world of the Three Realms, only the Eight Saints are above the rules, transcending cause and effect, and have the ability to create the world. And my Jiejiao has such a saint!" The woman in the palace skirt in front of Guan Yan smiled and said, "I am one of the Ten Heavenly Lords of Jin'ao Island of Jiejiao, the Golden Light Holy Mother. If you become my disciple, I will definitely teach you the supreme magic and help you become an immortal. From then on, you will be free and unrestrained, and not bound by the laws of the world."

"Thank you for your kindness, Fairy. But to be honest, I had an appointment with someone in the mortal world. If I leave the immortal path, I will have to look for him. It is not suitable for me to join the Jiejiao for the time being." Guan Yan said tactfully.

"The mortal world is the mortal world, and the fairy world is the fairy world. You have condensed the image of Guan Yu, one of the four generals in heaven, with a five-color rank. Your future is limitless. Most of the people you have seen in the past are now unable to keep up with you. There is no need to cling to the past. As an immortal, you should cut off the mortal world and abandon the past." said the Holy Mother of Golden Light.

"You fart!"

As soon as the Golden Light Mother finished speaking, Ji Ren’s loud shout was heard.

Guan Yan immediately turned around and looked at Ji Ren's familiar figure. An intoxicating smile suddenly appeared on her pretty face, like a beautiful peony in full bloom.

The Golden Light Mother was completely the opposite. Her pretty face immediately turned gloomy. She was about to teach the newcomer a lesson, but when she saw the three immortals Yun Zhongzi beside Ji Ren, her expression changed again. She grabbed Guan Yan and wanted to leave directly.

Ji Ren became even more furious upon seeing this. The third eye between his eyebrows opened directly, and a dazzling purple light shot out with flashes of lightning. It was so fast that it was beyond sight and shot straight towards the Holy Mother of Golden Light.

The Holy Mother of Golden Light circulated her immortal power throughout her body, and she slapped out with one palm, hitting the lightning. With such domineering power, the Holy Mother of Golden Light was actually knocked back several feet. Her originally white palm was now bloody and she looked at Ji Ren with shock on her face.

How is it possible? This guy is not even a Xuanxian, how can he break my protective aura?
"Yes, the power of your Heavenly Eye is stronger than the full-strength attack of most Xuanxian." Qingxu Daode Zhenjun smiled when he saw this scene.

Daoxing Tianzun also nodded slightly, with an expression of appreciation on his face.

Yun Zhongzi looked at the Golden Light Holy Mother and said, "Daoyou, this girl is my nephew's Taoist companion. She has no destiny with you, so you'd better leave."

"Daoist companion?" The Golden Light Holy Mother frowned slightly and looked at Guan Yan. Seeing that her eyes were full of Ji Ren, she knew what was going on in her heart, but sneered, "Daoist companion, so what? Her Dharma image is not from your Chan Sect. Besides, you Chan Sect is a bunch of bigwigs. You have the nerve to accept female disciples in the Yuxu Palace, which doesn't even have a Kun Dao? Aren't you afraid of misleading the students?"

"What does the existence of Kun Dao have to do with whether there are female disciples? According to what you said, you should go to the Queen Nuwa Palace or the underworld. What are you doing in Jiejiao?" Qingxu Daode Zhenjun sneered.

In terms of the ratio of men to women, the orthodox school is indeed more unbalanced than the unorthodox school.

The eight true disciples of Jiejiao, the four inner disciples, and the four outer disciples.

There are always three women and one man, which means the yin-yang ratio is as high as three to one.

If the seven attendant fairies are included, the ratio of yin and yang is two to three, which is relatively balanced.

As for the Chan sect, I’m sorry, there are no female immortals.

If we have to count, it is Cihang Zhenren who has already entered Buddhism and transformed into Guanyin Bodhisattva.

But when Cihang Zhenren was expounding on Buddhism, she emphasized that her gender was fluid, and in Buddhism she had thousands of incarnations. Gender had no meaning to her.

What’s more, Guanyin is gone now.

But if you say that without women, women cannot be taught, then has Tongtian Jiaozhu become a goddess? If you have the guts, call Tongtian Jiaozhu "Tongtian Niangniang" in front of him.

If you dare to shout, I will leave now.

"Hmph~" The Holy Mother of Golden Light snorted coldly, no longer paying attention to the True Lord of Qingxu Daode, but looked at Guan Yan and said: "Girl, think it over for yourself, these people in the Chan Sect have not taught any fairies."

"Thank you for your kindness, Fairy, but I have made up my mind." Guan Yan, who was secretly happy because of Yun Zhongzi's word "Taoist companion", heard this and said solemnly to the Holy Mother of Golden Light.

What the Golden Light Mother said may make sense, but Ji Ren is explaining the teachings.

“Confused.” The Golden Light Mother sighed, then looked at Ji Ren with a sharp gaze and said, “Boy, you are capable of hurting me, but I will definitely seek revenge for this palm strike.”

"Then please work hard, otherwise you will probably run away when you see me in a few days." Ji Ren said with a smile.

You tried to abduct my wife and you're still shouting here. Am I giving you face?
If you use the formation, I can't do anything to you and can only retreat. But if there is no formation, it won't be difficult to kill you without a magic weapon with the three-pointed, double-edged sword in my hand.

In other words, the current situation is not appropriate. If we kill him directly, it will easily cause disputes.

“Okay, a newborn calf is not afraid of a tiger, but the fairyland is not the mortal world. Maybe you are outstanding enough in the mortal world, one in a million, but when you are familiar with the fairyland, you will know that people like you are everywhere. If you want to catch up with me, you will have to practice for another ten thousand years. Of course, the premise is that you can live to that time.” The Golden Light Mother had an arrogant look on her face, and after she finished speaking, she turned around and left.

But before the Holy Mother of Golden Light left, a terrifying spiritual power suddenly surged out and headed straight for her. She was caught off guard and was hit. The magical power surged all over her body, but she was completely unable to resist and was knocked away. In mid-air, the disdainful voice of the True Lord Qingxu Daode was heard: "The catastrophe is imminent. If I don't kill you today, if you dare to do it again, I will kill you!"

The Ten Heavenly Lords of Jin'ao Island hold a high status in Jiejiao, and the Ten Absolute Formations are even more mysterious. Although every calamity has been broken, every calamity has also been improved. Once the formation is set up, even a golden immortal like Qingxu Daode Zhenjun has to be careful.

Now is not the time to start an all-out war, so we cannot kill.

But not being able to kill doesn’t mean you can’t beat him.

If there is a formation, Qingxu Daode Zhenjun will need to be a little afraid of Jinguang Shengmu, but if there is no formation and he only relies on his own magic weapons and Taoist skills, let alone Jinguang Shengmu, even if ten heavenly monarchs come together, Qingxu Daode Zhenjun will not be afraid at all.

"Uncle Master is awesome." Seeing this, Ji Ren gave a thumbs up without hesitation.

"It's just some lessons." Qingxu Daode Zhenjun said calmly.

Yun Zhongzi smiled lightly and led everyone away.

Ji Ren and Guan Yan had been separated for a long time. Although they had a lot to say, now was not the right time. They had to suppress their thoughts temporarily and follow the three immortals obediently.

The crowd rode on the clouds and soon arrived at the temporary gathering place of the Chan sect, Biyuan Mountain. Just as they were about to land, they suddenly saw green air coming from the east for 30,000 miles, and the place was covered with auspicious clouds. An auspicious atmosphere filled the air, and there were thousands of auspicious colors and brilliant rays of light.

"This is your Uncle Taiyi, go and greet him."

Seeing the green air, Yun Zhongzi's expression changed slightly and he immediately said.

Ji Ren's expression immediately turned solemn. Taiyi Zhenren, one of the only two Daluo in the Chan sect, looked over and saw a middle-aged Taoist wearing a crown and a rosy robe, riding a nine-headed green lion above the auspicious clouds. Nine-colored divine light was surrounding his head, radiating thousands of feet of light. The air was filled with the aura of Daluo, and he was truly sacred and majestic, making people unable to help but worship him.

However, when Ji Ren saw the young man next to Taiyi Zhenren who was playing with a spear, his expression suddenly became subtle.

What day is it today? Everyone is coming out. Is it an appointment?
(End of this chapter)