Myths and Dharma, starting from Erlang Shen

Chapter 496 Uncle Master, isn’t that more exciting?

"Meet Senior Brother."

Ignoring everyone's surprise, Qiao Qingyu took Qiao Qingyin with her to perform the ceremony to confirm the matter first.

Becoming a disciple of someone else means you have a foundation, but becoming a disciple directly of Laozi means you will obviously reach the top in one step.

"Okay, follow me back to Bajing Palace and formally become my disciple." Master Xuandu said with a smile.

"Uncle Xuandu, wait a moment." Seeing that Master Xuandu was about to leave, Ji Ren hurriedly spoke.

"What's wrong?" Master Xuandu looked at Ji Ren and asked.

"Uncle Master, we have been reunited after a long time, but now we have to separate just after meeting. Is that appropriate?" Ji Ren asked.

At least Zhen Ya spent some time together in the secret realm, but Qiao Qingyu and Qiao Qingyin have to separate just after meeting. Have you ever considered the feelings of me, a single man who has lived in a Taoist temple in Kunlun Mountain for seven years and has never even met a woman?
"Is it inappropriate? If love between two people lasts for a long time, why should they be together day and night?" said the great master Xuandu.

“It’s not about morning and evening, it’s about evening and morning. Uncle-master, you don’t understand.” Ji Renyi said righteously.

This makes sense if the relationship lasts a long time, but the relationship needs to be maintained.

Do you know that it’s easy to be stolen away after not seeing each other for seven years?
Don't make it difficult for yourself.

Hearing the words "you don't understand", Master Xuandu's expression darkened slightly and said, "Stinky boy, I'll give you one hour. After one hour, bring your two uncles back."

"Okay, thank you, Master." Upon hearing this, Ji Ren showed a grateful expression, and immediately grabbed the hands of Qiao Qingyue and Qiao Qingyin, jumped up, and was thousands of miles away.

He specially found a secluded place, and Ji Ren embraced the two girls with indescribable joy on his face.

After a while, he finally calmed down and asked, "What Dharma images have you two condensed? When you attacked just now, I saw that your Dharma images resonated. Did you also condense the Dharma images of sisters?"

"Guess." Qiao Qingyin smiled playfully.

"If you guess correctly, what's the reward?" Ji Ren said with a slight smile on his face.

"Reward?" Qiao Qingyin's eyes rolled, and a sly look emerged in her dark and bright eyes. She came out of Ji Ren's arms, put her hands on her waist and said, "What kind of reward do you dare to ask for? Watch your attitude when you speak. You are facing your uncle-master now? Is this your attitude towards your uncle-master?"

"Uncle-master?" Ji Ren raised his eyebrows slightly.

"That's right, be good!" When Qiao Qingyin heard this, she touched Ji Ren's head and the corners of her mouth rose wildly.

I never thought that one day I would become Ji Ren’s uncle.

This generation status has been raised all of a sudden!

The Chan sect respects teachers and values ​​learning, so from now on, he has to listen to whatever I say, right?
It’s beautiful just thinking about it.

Looking at the overly cocky Qiao Qingyin, Ji Ren pointed his finger and said, "Decided!"

As soon as the words fell, the proud Qiao Qingyin was immediately fixed in mid-air, unable to move, with her eyes wide open. What do you want to do?
He wants to do whatever he wants by freezing me and making me unable to move?
This evil, dirty guy!

No, as long as you don't fix me, I can do whatever I want.

No, that doesn't stop him from being an evil, dirty, and despicable guy.

At that moment, Qiao Qingyin looked at Ji Ren with murderous eyes.

"Release the spell restriction." Qiao Qingyu smiled when she saw this scene.

“No, if I let you go, how can you learn magic? I will teach you the immobilization spell, the most useful spell in the fairy world. You can immobilize anyone you dislike, and the opponent will be unable to move and can cast any spell on you. You see…” Ji Ren said, pinching Qiao Qingyin’s nose under Qiao Qingyin’s murderous gaze, and said, “Even if Qingyin wants to stab me to death now, she can’t do anything!”

"The mortal world is different from the fairy world, and the magic is also different. The next catastrophe is coming, and we need to be more careful and have a deeper understanding of the magic." Ji Ren said, and he tapped his fingers slightly, causing ripples in the air, and exclaimed, "This is the mystery of the immobilization method. Take Qingyin as an example, I will teach you how to unlock it. Speaking of which, Uncle Qingyin has done a great deed and is willing to test the method with his own body and use himself as an example for me."

Qiao Qingyu looked at Ji Ren. After seven years of not seeing him, he seemed to have become even thicker-skinned.

As he spoke, Ji Ren began to explain the mysteries of the immobilization technique, poking here and there, having a lot of fun, until Qiao Qingyu whispered "solved".

Then Qiao Qingyin, who had been restrained for a long time, suddenly gained freedom. Like an angry tigress, she pounced on Ji Ren and punched him in the face with countless fists. She gnashed her teeth and said, "I told you to decide me, I told you to decide me!"

Ji Ren was a little confused for a moment. Did Qiao Qingyu learn how to break the curse so quickly?
Even though he was really teaching, and he wasn't serious when he froze Qiao Qingyin, it was still a True Immortal's immobilization technique. How could Qiao Qingyin, a Yuan Immortal, learn it so quickly and break it so easily? Isn't it too unreasonable?
After being stunned for a while, looking at Qiao Qingyin riding on him fiercely, Ji Ren cast a look for help to Qiao Qingyin, and then saw Qiao Qingyin pointed a slender jade finger at Ji Ren and whispered: "Fix!"

As soon as the words fell, a mysterious force surged and fell on Ji Ren. Ji Ren's eyes suddenly widened. No way, Qingyu, you have also learned bad things.

Qiao Qingyu sat on the ground, looking at him with a smile on her face. Qiao Qingyin was even more powerful, punching like raindrops, and she didn't know how many punches fell in one breath before she took a short breath.

Ji Ren moved his head at this time, blew gently on Qiao Qingyin's pink fist and said, "Does it hurt?"

Even though he was beaten, he had achieved a minor level of the Eight-Nine Profound Arts, so he was unscathed even if struck by lightning, let alone Qiao Qingyin's fist.

To put it bluntly, if he closed his eyes now and gave Qiao Qingyin a knife, Qiao Qingyin would not be killed.

"A little bit." Qiao Qingyin replied subconsciously. It's so hard.

"Hey, that's not right, how can you move?" Qiao Qingyin opened her eyes wide, big eyes, full of confusion.

Seeing Qiao Qingyin's cute look, Ji Ren was moved. He did a sit-up, kissed Qiao Qingyin on the mouth and said, "Of course, I am a true immortal. Although Qingyu has great talent, if he can easily freeze me, then my training would be in vain."

Qiao Qingyin screamed, ran behind Qiao Qingyu, and said coquettishly: "Sister, he bullied me!"

"There's no way. We are late in cultivation. But after we arrive at Bajing Palace, we can ask the master for the truth and then take revenge." Qiao Qingyu said.

"Yes, you wait." Qiao Qingyin waved her little fist and threatened fiercely.

"Okay." Ji Ren smiled lightly, changed his position, and laid his head on Qiao Qingyu's round thighs with a comfortable smile on his face.

When Qiao Qingyin saw this scene, the resentment on her face became even stronger. That was originally her position, so she had to practice diligently. She secretly vowed to defeat Ji Ren and take back her position.

"Who is your Dharma image?" After playing around for a while, Ji Ren asked again.

"You guessed right, they are sisters, Emperor Shun's wives, Ehuang and Nvying." Qiao Qingyu explained gently.

"Ehuang and Nuying? Show me your Dharma image." Ji Ren said as he stretched out his hand to hold Qiao Qingyu's soft palm. His immortal power surged as he explored Qiao Qingyu's palace. Qiao Qingyu's face turned slightly red. The palace of appearance was the foundation of her practice and was also the most secretive place. Although she didn't mind being seen by Ji Ren, she still instinctively felt a little uncomfortable with this kind of exploration.

Ji Ren looked more closely, paying attention to the Dharma image in Qiao Qingyu's palace. He was dressed simply and not elegant, but he had a sense of luxury, and colorful light was surging around him.

However, this colorful glow inexplicably made Ji Ren feel unreal. It felt that it was somewhat different from the divine light of Yang Jian's Dharma image, as if it had been added later.

But this is not the key point at the moment. Ji Ren said softly, "It is best for you to go to Bajing Palace. Among the three religions, Bajing Palace is the safest and has many magical powers. The most important thing is that Grand Master has few disciples. You will be valued after you go there. After you become his disciple, Grand Master should give you treasures. Whatever Grand Master gives you, it's good. But if Grand Master lets you choose, you must choose the Lidi Yanguang Banner. If there is no such thing, choose the Diamond Cutter."

Ji Ren introduced Er Qiao to the many treasures of Bajing Palace.

The most powerful treasure of the Bajing Palace is the Tai Chi Diagram, followed by the Linglong Tower of Heaven and Earth, but these two treasures will obviously not be given. Next is the Lidi Yanguang Flag, which is almost invincible once it is sacrificed. There is also the Vajra Cutter, which can collect all magic weapons in the world and is full of mysteries.

After that, there is the banana fan, the essence of the sun, a fan out, a fire dragon surging into the sky, the purple gold and red gourd, calling its name will bring people in, the eight sceneries palace lanterns illuminate the ages, reflecting the scenes of the past and present...

Qiao Qingyu and Qiao Qingyin wrote them down one by one.

"There are also people from the Bajing Palace. There aren't many of them, so we can avoid intrigue. If you have any problems, go find Uncle Xuandu. After all, we all have a bond of friendship. And Qingniu, don't underestimate him. He has profound cultivation, and few among the Golden Immortals can rival him. You can find him when necessary..."

After talking about the magic weapon, Ji Ren explained the relationship between the Bajing Palace and Erqiao.

After a long time, a voice came from the sky and said, "It's time to go."

Ji Ren looked up and saw the figure of Master Xuandu appear, standing on auspicious clouds and with a kind face.

"Uncle Master, you are extremely unlikable like this." Ji Ren shook his head.

Master Xuandu ignored Ji Ren and didn't bother with him. He just thought to himself, "You little brat, you know all the details of my Bajing Palace. If someone doesn't know, they would think you want to steal all the magic weapons."

Ji Ren complained, but he knew the time was up. He looked at the Qiao sisters and said, "Practice well and wait for me to pick you up at Bajing Palace."

Qiao Qingyu nodded slightly, with reluctance in her eyes. They had to separate just after meeting.

Although Qiao Qingyin was reluctant, she said, "Wait for me to go to Yuxu Palace and beat you up. Remember, call me uncle next time we meet."

After saying that, Er Qiao followed the great magician Xuan Du and left.

Ji Ren stayed where he was, his eyes reluctant to leave. After a while, the corners of his mouth slightly raised and he said, "Master uncle? It seems more exciting! I like Master uncle, I fall in love with Master uncle, I conquer Master uncle."

At this time, Qingxu Daode Zhenjun, who happened to come to take Ji Ren away, suddenly heard "I like uncle-master, I fell in love with uncle-master, I conquered uncle-master". His body trembled and he looked at Ji Ren in horror. "Junior uncle Ji, have you awakened any special hobby?"

(End of this chapter)