Myths and Dharma, starting from Erlang Shen

Chapter 563 The Stone Monkey is Born
"Dang~"

The Peach Banquet begins, fairies dance gracefully, it is truly a paradise.

Before I knew it, three months had passed in the mortal world.

However, the singing and dancing continued.

Orchestra and string instruments are the music of immortals.

The true sound of nature, just a little bit of music, can make people linger in it.

Ji Ren's eating and drinking movements also slowed down a little, because the treasures he had eaten had accumulated to a certain level. What he needed to do now was to digest the power and break into the fourth level of Xuanxian.

Just then, a loud bell rang.

After the fairies finished singing and dancing, they left the stage in an orderly manner.

Then, another sword flashed, and a sword fairy in white flew out from the crowd. The tip of his sword was cold and the sword light was surging. He chanted loudly: "Today is the Queen's birthday. I, Qingxiao, am not talented, but I am willing to perform a sword dance to celebrate the Queen's birthday."

"Okay." The Queen Mother nodded slightly.

The sword master immediately obeyed the order, took out his sword, and danced with it in public. The sword light was so sharp that his skills shocked everyone.

Zhang Jingshou, Lu Shang and others opened their eyes wide, full of curiosity.

Good swordsmanship.

Ji Ren also watched with great interest, observing the sword techniques, absorbing their essence, and at the same time digesting the power in his body, preparing to enter the fourth level of Xuanxian.

The Peach Banquet is to celebrate the Queen Mother’s birthday, and at the same time, it is also the annual meeting of the Heavenly Palace!
Each department of gods in heaven needs to send people to perform.

The best performer will receive a nine thousand year old peach as a reward, as well as a certain amount of vacation time.

Therefore, all the immortals in heaven performed very seriously.

The Nine Thousand Year Old Peaches are treasures to most gods, and things like holidays are more precious than innate spiritual treasures to the gods on the List of Gods.

You have to know that the gods on the List of Gods work all year round!

As soon as one person finished sword dancing, another person came on stage to perform, vying to show off their skills.

Soon they arrived at Xingxiu, and a beautiful Taiyin Moon Envoy walked out slowly. Although he had no gorgeous decorations on his body, he had an air of elegance and luxury. However, along with this elegance, there was also a feeling of coldness and despair, as if he was a corpse without a soul.

With the moonlight draped over her body, she danced gracefully in public, attracting countless people's attention.

Seeing this, Qiao Qingyin was secretly puzzled, and looked at Qiao Qingyu and wondered: "Sister, who is this person? Why is he so strange?"

"Didn't you see what happened in the last calamity when you were in Tushita Palace? In the last calamity, the two emperors of Shang and Zhou were mortal enemies in the mortal world. After they each condensed their Dharma images, they attacked each other fiercely, and eventually Shang destroyed Zhou. After the death of the Queen of Shang, she was deified and became the Taiyin Moon Envoy." Qiao Qingyu said.

Therefore, today's dance performance is equivalent to the victor's humiliation of the loser.

Qiao Qingyin nodded, then curled her lips. Winning on the battlefield is winning, life and death are determined by fate and all depends on the means, so why humiliate them like this?

However, although Qiao Qingyin has a straightforward personality, she is not stupid. She knows what to do and what not to do. She is dissatisfied in her heart but does not show it.

Ji Ren also noticed this, but he didn't care. Although he felt a little sympathy for the Taiyin Yueshi, that was all. The losers always have no human rights. In history, after Li Shimin defeated Jie Li Khan, Jie Li Khan became a prisoner and could only dance in public. As for the late Northern Song Dynasty, there is no need to say more about the shameful ceremony of leading a sheep.

Although pitiful, in a sense, this Taiyin Moon Envoy is actually lucky.

After the dance, the Moon Envoy was about to leave the stage.

However, at the Jiejiao seat, the Bull Demon King, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said, "That's not right. It's said that one part represents birthday celebrations. In previous years, there was no Taiyin Yuanjun on Taiyin Star, so Taiyin Yueshi took the lead. Now that Taiyin Yuanjun has been born, why is it still Taiyin Yueshi? Shouldn't Taiyin Yuanjun come to dance? Could it be that the new Taiyin Yuanjun doesn't take the Queen's birthday seriously and is unwilling to even dance?"

"Yes, Taibai, what's wrong with you? Shouldn't it be Taiyin Yuanjun who is performing the dance?"

"Yes, yes, Taibai, this is not fair, let Taiyin Yuanjun perform a dance."

……

As the Bull Demon King finished speaking, many immortals in the Heavenly Palace spoke in unison, looking at the Moon God with blazing eyes.

Although the Moon Goddess has only been in the heaven for a short time, her reputation has spread throughout the Three Realms. Chang'e is the most beautiful woman in the Three Realms.

According to legend, the Moon Goddess is more beautiful than Chang'e.

These Jiejiao immortals who were forced to be deified had not yet gotten rid of their worldly desires. After being listed as gods, they had to work day and night, which made them feel depressed and under great pressure. They needed to vent, and their desire for beauties was also growing, especially when their magic power was almost not increasing.

Since coming to the fairyland, the Moon Goddess has been practicing hard day and night and has never left Guanghan Palace. This has further increased everyone's imagination and made them even more greedy.

They finally saw it today, with Bull Demon King taking the lead, and they naturally followed suit, looking forward to seeing the Moon Goddess dancing gracefully and feasting their eyes.

Anyway, it makes sense and it is a good intention to congratulate the Empress on her birthday.

The first beauty dances.

If the queen is dissatisfied, they should shut up immediately.

If you have any problem, go find Bull Demon King.

It has nothing to do with them anyway.

Listening to the noise of the crowd, Taibai Jinxing, the host of the Peach Banquet, looked a little embarrassed.

A layer of frost covered the Moon Goddess's beautiful face, and a hint of murderous intent flashed in her crystal eyes.

"Yes!"

Ji Ren, who had been eating and drinking to his heart's content, heard these words, his eyes slightly changed, and he suddenly spoke.

After hearing this, everyone who knew the relationship between Ji Ren and Yue Shen was shocked and couldn't believe that Ji Ren would say such a thing.

"Taiyin Yuanjun was highly regarded by the Queen Mother. He was promoted from a mortal to an immortal. Once he entered the heaven, he took charge of Taiyin Star. He was deeply trusted, so he should repay her. At the Peach Banquet, he should show his most powerful skills. And Taiyin Yuanjun's best skill in his life is not dancing, but butchering cattle!" Ji Ren's voice suddenly rose, and he looked directly at the Bull Demon King and said, "Taiyin Yuanjun's knife skills are excellent, not inferior to that of Pao Ding. He is best at butchering cattle. So please show your true form, sir."

After hearing Ji Ren's words, those who knew the inside story suddenly realized what was going on.

Upon seeing this, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother did not rush to speak, but watched the scene with great interest. The Peach Banquet often takes place, but such an interesting scene is not common.

Hearing Ji Ren's words, the Bull Demon King's expression changed slightly, and then he said coldly: "Do you know who you are talking to?"

"What's wrong with talking to a beast? Do you think you are the Green Ox Immortal of the Bajing Palace who is oblivious to the world and sees through life and death, or the Golden Phoenix Immortal of the Nuwa Palace who is noble, graceful, compassionate and kind? You are neither! They have noble character and are worthy of my admiration, but you are nothing more than a greedy, lustful, despicable beast under the crotch of my Grand Master, something worse than a slave." Ji Ren looked at the Bull Demon King and said tit for tat.

Damn it, you are planning to target the Moon Goddess, you really want to die!
It even makes the Moon Goddess dance, I haven’t even seen that!
You are pretending to be my uncle!
Although the saint's mount escaped the catastrophe, that was because it followed the saint closely. But if we only talk about status, the mount is still a servant.

The disciples are the real disciples and can beat and scold the mount at will. However, the disciples have been replaced batch after batch, but the mount has never been replaced, so the mount seems to be more noble.

But even so, in terms of status, the mount is inferior to others!
As the Bull Demon King listened to Ji Ren's humiliation, a strong sense of hostility emerged in his eyes. He didn't know how many years it had been since anyone dared to speak to him like this. Yes, he was a mount, but he was a mount for a saint. How could that be the same?

"What? You don't want to speak? If you don't want to speak, then shut up. If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb." Ji Ren said coldly.

The Bull Demon King was so angry that his eyes widened and he almost wanted to bite someone.

"Taiyin Yuanjun is an excellent swordsman and is best at butchering an ox. I didn't know this. Next time, during the Peach Banquet, Taiyin Yuanjun must give me this favor and butcher the ox so that I can eat some top-quality beef." The Queen Mother suddenly laughed.

"When I get there, I will make sure Your Majesty is satisfied." The Moon Goddess stood up and said.

"Okay, the performance of Taiyin is over, let's move on to the next one." The Queen Mother smiled.

Since the Queen Mother spoke personally, the rest of the people naturally did not dare to say anything. Even though the Bull Demon King was furious, he did not dare to really explode. He could only force himself to endure it and just looked at Ji Ren with murderous eyes, as if he wanted to cut him into pieces.

Ji Ren sneered. If the saint's mount always followed the saint, no one would be able to kill it. But this guy Bull Demon King was wandering outside every day. If he found the opportunity, he wouldn't mind killing him.

You are the saint's mount, and I am the saint's disciple who has survived the purple sky tribulation!

The matter of the Moon Goddess came to a temporary end. Ji Ren raised his wine glass and was about to continue enjoying the food to increase his magic power. However, at this moment, suddenly, a loud bang came from the lower world, and two golden lights shot out from the mortal world and rushed straight to Douniu.

At the Peach Banquet, the expressions of all the cultivators above the Golden Immortal level changed, and they looked abruptly towards the direction of the East China Sea.

(End of this chapter)