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Chapter 130 129 Why don’t you get married?
  At night, Wu Yun, who relied on his amazing perseverance and spent more than two hours on the street to put himself back together, returned home.

"came back?"

As soon as he entered the living room, he happened to meet his brother Wu He walking out of the kitchen carrying a large bowl of wontons. He looked at Wu Yun, who was wearing tattered clothes and a gray face:
  "Hey, who was beaten again?"

"What the fuck, that stinky bitch Shangguan Jinghong!" Although he has never been beaten and is a dwarf in action, it does not prevent Wu Yun from becoming a giant in words as soon as he returns home:
  "This bitch, she took advantage of others' danger, she attacked me sneakily, she attacked me sneakily!!!"

"Bitch, I must kill her, I must kill her!!!"

Wu Yun raised his hands in the air, danced and went crazy at home, and the sound was so loud that the entire community could hear it. However, for the residents of Guangfa Community, they have long been accustomed to it.

“What’s the dog’s bark?!”

Less than ten seconds after he went mad, Wu He's fist hit Wu Yun's head, smashing his head directly into the ground, "You stay here at night to disturb the people, you deserve a beating, right?"

Wu He glared at his brother and cursed, "You little beast, why do you always have itchy skin? You have to be beaten to be happy when you are celebrating the New Year, right? Huh?"

Wu Yun said nothing.

Half an hour later, Wu Yun took another shower and put on new clothes with his hair disheveled again. He sat in his own exclusive bear-patterned child's armchair without saying a word and ate the wontons from the bowl.

These are large wontons with thick skin and lots of meat, also called Baomian or Chaoshou. They are not small wontons with thin skin. Wu Yun doesn't like eating wontons very much, but his brother Dao likes them very much. Basically, they don't make dumplings at home every Chinese New Year, but they will definitely make some Lantern Festival wontons and the like.

One bite at a time, a dozen in a bowl, and it only takes a few seconds to finish it, and then I ask my brother to add another bowl to me, and then I finish it in a few seconds, and then add another bowl.

"Speaking of which, your office has hired three new employees, right?" After eating for a while, Wu He chatted with Wu Yun about home affairs.

Looking at his brother who was devouring the soup, Wu He asked after finishing the soup in the bowl.

"Yes, three." Wu Yun ate a wonton in one bite and answered vaguely.

"Three lovers, aren't you afraid that Xi Xiao will be jealous?"

"Lover?" Wu Yun stopped what he was doing and looked at his brother, "What kind of lover? These three are all my employees, and I have nothing to do with them... Oh, yes, Mrs. Tian Snake can barely count, but I think I The two of us just get what we need, she has desires, and so do I, but they are not a couple, let alone lovers."

"Besides, why the hell is Xi Xiao jealous? She is neither my wife nor my girlfriend, so why is she jealous?" When Xi Xiaowuyun was mentioned, he frowned, obviously having a very bad impression of this woman.

"Uh..." Looking at the expression on his brother's face, Wu He opened his mouth and was stuck for a long time, but in the end he didn't say anything, just smiled and shook his head.

"That's right. The two of you have been fighting tit-for-tat all day long, both wishing for the other's death, so you really can't be jealous."

"Not too dead." Wu Yun took another mouthful of wontons, "I just like to torture her. If she dies, then who should I torture? Wouldn't life be a lot less fun?"

"Haha, yes." Wu He said with a smile, "She thinks so too."

"When do you plan to get married? Now that you can travel around the universe, why don't you bring more wives back to our family? Don't worry, our Yunguang City supports polygamy, and you can marry as many as you want." " Brother? What are you talking about??" Wu Yun put down his chopsticks and raised his voice a few degrees, "How old am I? Get married now, why don't you get married? No matter what, I have to wait until your grandson is born. Are you thinking about finding a wife?"

"We have a long life, and we have taken the elixir. Marriage is not something that needs to be considered now, right?"

"Okay, okay, I won't say it anymore." Wu He surrendered directly: "You can get married whenever you want, but you can consider talking about love more. You can't have it by then when you haven't talked about it dozens of times. Falling in love leads directly to marriage.”

"We'll talk about that kind of thing later..." Wu Yun waved his hand nonchalantly.

"........."

Wu Yun's family is no different from most families in Yunguang City. The topics the brothers talk about every day at home are also very down-to-earth and common.

Wu He would not talk to Wu Yun about his work, because Wu Yun is a typical warrior whose mind is all about muscles, and talking to him about this kind of thing is tantamount to a lullaby.

And Wu Yun would not discuss his work matters with his brother, because to him, this kind of killer's house game is simply stupid.

As for the topic of martial arts, Wu Yun would rarely take the initiative to speak. Only Wu He took the initiative to come to Wu Yun to share his experience and give some advice on practice.

As for how to communicate and give advice, it is naturally very simple: just go to the practice room in the community and beat your brother.

The vitality of high-level warriors is extremely tenacious, and their resilience is even more amazing. As long as you can't be beaten to death, you can fight to death. Without damaging the source, just leave the last breath of life hanging on it.

The Spring Festival is around the corner, and preparations for the New Year’s Eve dinner at home are about to begin. However, only the two brothers eat the New Year's Eve dinner in Wu Yun's family. As for the person who cooks, Wu He is naturally the one who cooks. For Wu Yun, Wu He is simply both father and mother.

Although the age difference between the two is only four years, not counting the twenty years in the mission, Wu Yun is just fifty-six years old this year, while his brother Wu He is sixty years old.

The two are not biological brothers, because neither of them was born from the human belly.

All the first generation of new humans came out of the 'Forging God's Nest', which was a huge artificial womb and was the highest crystallization of biotechnology in the human empire.

That thing still exists, but it is no longer possible to create new humans. Because the necessary materials needed to create new humans have been consumed during the empire, and that key material is completely non-renewable.

However, new humans can reproduce, which is also the origin of the 20 billion new humans on the earth today. This is just the earth, there are more on other planets.

But as for the specific population, since there is no longer a complete unified regime, it is no longer possible to find out.

Each city on the planet is a small independent kingdom, and these planets are spread throughout the galaxy. In such a scattered environment, there would naturally be no such thing as a 'joint census'.

　The next two chapters will come later

　　
  　
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