Give them a little funny shock

Chapter 164 162 Egg of Creation ()

"who are you?"

This time, it was not Wu Yun who spoke, but the little girl who was blocked by Wu Yun twice.

Although she was a little scared at first, after being scared for a while and realizing that the other party didn't make any move, the girl also spoke.

Her voice was soft, and you could tell she was a very innocent child.

"I'm your father...ah no..." Faced with such a question, Wu Yun subconsciously went wrong and gave a standard answer in the online world. But fortunately, he corrected it promptly:
  "I am the number one killer in the world, Wu Yun. I am not your father. Don't look at me like that."

The light that had just lit up in the little girl's eyes dimmed again at this moment. She seemed a little lost and responded softly:
  "Oh……"

But soon, she had a new problem:
  "What is a killer?"

"The killer is..." Wu Yun was about to answer another question from this kid, but the next second, his cell phone rang:
  "(Macho, macho man—macho man!
  I've got to be, a macho man"

“Macho, macho man!

I've got to be a macho!
  All Right!
  Ugh!
  Machobaby!”

Amidst the blast of music, Wu Yun made a "pause" gesture forward and then answered the phone:
  "What?"

"Where am I? I'm right here with you... huh? Where the hell are you people??"

"What do you mean I don't know? Do I know???"

"Forget it, forget it, whatever, I'll find you after I finish my work here."

After saying that, Wu Yun hung up the phone. When he saw the little guy staring at his phone with curiosity, he immediately knew what the little guy was going to ask next:
  "This...what is it again?"

"Fuck, who do you think I am?" Wu Yun frowned and cursed: "Am I a hundred thousand whys or some encyclopedia, and you ask me everything? Why don't you ask me what color my underwear is wearing today?"

"White."

"How do you know!!!??" Wu Yun was instantly horrified.

The girl didn't say anything, just looked at Wu Yun's pants. Seeing her gaze, Wu Yun also lowered his head belatedly, and then he understood.

I lifted my underwear so high that it covered my vest.

"This is a mobile phone." In order to relieve the embarrassment, Wu Yun became a hundred thousand whys and began to explain the use of the mobile phone to the girl in detail.

"There is also a killer. A killer is a profession where someone pays me to help him take another person's life."

"What is life?"

"Life is the aggregation of countless information, and the continuation of life is the continuation of this information."

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  This may be the most patient day that Wu Yun has had in more than ten years. It reminds him of the days when he worked in a kindergarten after graduating from high school.

He is a kindergarten physical education teacher, responsible for teaching children some basic exercises to strengthen their bodies.

He actually quite liked that job. If he hadn't received an order to kill the principal because of his part-time job, he might still be working in that kindergarten now.

Of course, he liked that job not because he liked children, but because the job was relaxing and the pay was good.

As for children, although Wu Yun would not deliberately kill children, these little things would not be on his avoidance list.

Just like when he was in Li Lanlan's world, he directly mapped the entire solar system. Among the people he killed, there were quite a few...

Well, it’s good to know anyway.

"Are you going to my house?"

After serving as an encyclopedia to the white-haired little girl for almost ten minutes, the little girl suddenly extended an invitation to Wu Yun:
  "My home is safe." She pointed to the surroundings. "Here, it is very dangerous. At night, those people will come out and they will look for me everywhere."

In just ten minutes, Wu Yun had completely gained the little girl's trust. So, she sent an invitation to Wu Yun, her "friend".

"Huh?" Wu Yun's eyebrows twitched, "Danger? What danger is there, who is it?"

"It's just a human being." The little girl waved her two short hands. "It's just a human being. He's very similar to you, and similar to me, but he's older than me and smaller than you."

"I am also a human being," Wu Yun said.

"No...no!" The little girl shook her head like a splash drum: "You...no, you're not!"

"Well, whatever." Wu Yun didn't intend to dwell on this issue, "I didn't come here to hide, but..."

He wanted to say that he didn't need to hide, but suddenly he remembered that there were three oil bottles beside him. So, he couldn't help but sigh, shook his head and said:
  "Okay, okay, just wait a moment and I'll get my three oil bottles back."

"They...are there!"

Because of her trust in Wu Yun, the little girl naturally fell in love with Wu Yun and included Yuan Xuzi and others in the list of friendly forces.

So, with her help, Wu Yun, who had forgotten to mark the three people, easily found the three oil bottles.

Half an hour later, the five people were walking on the empty street. Yuan Xuzi looked curiously at the child who was following Wu Yun closely and holding the hem of Wu Yun's windbreaker. He wanted to ask him something several times, but Still held back.

Until the white-haired little girl led a group of people to a high tower on the seaside, entered the interior, walked up the nine thousand stairs with handrails already covered with dust, and arrived at the top of the tower.

Then, a prompt popped up in everyone's mission system at the same time:
  "Main mission 2 has been completed!" ! 》

You have completed the main quest 2—Looking for the Creation Egg!
  You have obtained 150 settlement score and 5 bonus points

"Main mission 2 has been completed, main mission 3 has started"

Mission 3: Incubation
  Completion conditions: Create a new world.

On the top floor of the tower, above a large bed, a huge egg stood quietly there.

"Cuck!"

When he saw the egg, Wu Yun, who had not yet looked at his phone, immediately exclaimed, and then said with some surprise:
  "Haha! I haven't eaten dinosaur eggs for a long time, and I'm so disappointed today..."

"can not eat!!!!"

Hearing Wu Yun's words, the little girl seemed to be frightened. She left Wu Yun and ran to her bed. She spread her arms to protect the egg behind her and shouted to Wu Yun:
  "Don't eat it! It's about to hatch!!"

"Is it about to be hatched?" Wu Yun was even more happy when he heard this: "Hey, the roasted breast dinosaur also has a unique flavor..."

However, after seeing the little thing's cheeks bulging more and more, Wu Yun still waved his hands angrily, "Okay, okay, if you say you don't want to eat, then I won't eat."

Seeing that the little thing's cheeks were no longer bulging, and he took out a bottle of water from behind the bed and handed it to him as if to comfort him, Wu Yun took the bottle, turned his head to one side, and a sinister look suddenly appeared on his face:
  "Hey... when this thing hatches, I will bake it secretly and eat it!"

"Uh... team, captain..."

At this time, seeing the sinister expression on Wu Yun's face and his "quiet conspiracy", Cliff finally couldn't help it anymore and said:
  "This egg, this egg is the creation egg we are looking for. But you, you can't eat it..."

"If, if we eat it, we won't be able to complete our main mission!"

"Ok?"

Wu Yun suddenly glared at Cliff, and a terrifying coercion swept through his body instantly, almost making him wet his pants.

"How the hell do you dare to eavesdrop on my plot?? How could you hear it??!!"

But Wu Yun's next words made him stop holding back and yelled out:
  "It's so loud, who can't hear it!!!"

I regretted it as soon as I yelled it out.

(End of this chapter)