Give them a little funny shock

Chapter 174 Chapter 172 Kids, I’m back again

Wu Yun sometimes misses the past very much because he doesn't know if it is his illusion. He always felt that he had not lived that kind of life in his hometown for a long time.

In the past, he didn't remember it very long, maybe four or five years ago, right? He still plays songs every night and acts as a groom every day.

Even the few times he first came into contact with Chu Liang, his life was still very free, and the female companions around him were basically different every day.

And he still remembered that several times, he even tried to have several female companions a day, and his life was very happy.

But now, now...

Why? When did it start? It has been so long since he had any intimate contact with the opposite sex in his hometown?

Of course, Wu Yun in Dimensional City is obviously much freer and less restrained than when he was in his hometown. Of course, he is not a person who is particularly interested in things between men and women.

For example, in the last mission world, the total number of female companions around him was...

Um, how many are there? Those whose names seemed to be remembered were Nauka, his teammate from the last mission, and Madam Sky Snake, a subordinate of the agency. And those jade crystal's personal maids in Baixian Palace in Baixian City?

And the ones from Madam Tian Serpent...

Well, he doesn't remember either.

Madam Tian She has several sisters, all of whom seem to be related to Wu Yun. But only Mrs. Tian Snake followed Wu Yun and the chickens and dogs ascended to heaven. As for the other sisters, they were all still staying in the dark city.

As for Wu Yun, he never did such a thing again after returning to Yunguang City. The main thing is that I'm a little tired of it, and there's no need to do this kind of thing every day...

Ahem, that’s too far off topic.

In short, after paying a piece of silver, Yuan Xuzi got a new account and added Wu Yun as a friend. At the same time, she also received enthusiastic reminders from Wu Yun, telling her some promotion matters in the online world of Dimension City.

In fact, I showed her the provisions on complying with network security laws and told her: It is fine to comply with these provisions, or not to comply.

Anyway, it’s just a ban on the account, and the account is the most worthless thing.

"Then, do you still want to charge me ten taels of silver? Fellow Taoist Yun?" When Wu Yun said this to Yuan Xuzi, Yuan Xuzi looked at him with a half-smile and asked after listening.

"What? What are you talking about? I didn't hear you clearly." Wu Yun went directly into the pretending mode, "Oh, I'm sorry, I want the bus to arrive at the station, I have to leave first."

"Let's talk next time, let's talk next time!"

[Yunguang City, here we come. Passengers who are about to get off the bus, please hurry up and get off. The next stop is Chongyang County. Passengers who are about to get off the bus, please prepare in advance]

Amidst the announcement from the train's loudspeaker, Wu Yun instantly disappeared from his original position. As the car door slowly closed, Wu Yun stood outside the car door and waved his hands enthusiastically towards Yuan Xuzi inside:
"Goodbye!"

When the car door was completely closed, the cheerful smile on Wu Yun's face began to change, and finally turned into a sinister smile.

"Jie Jie Jie, this is called no businessman, no adulterer, no drug, no husband, no... forget it, Jie Jie Jie! Jie Jie Jie Jie!!!"

"Jie Jie Jie! Fuck! Where did you come from! Fuck you...%%!! Fuck you, are you shitting on my head? I'm going to kill you, kill you!!! Tianguang Finger ! Da Guang pointed his finger at me!!!"

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Half an hour later, Wu Yun, who was handcuffed, sat in the patrol room on Blackberry Street in Yunguang City and was interviewed by the police:
"Name?"

"Wu Yun."

"gender?"

"Male." "Age?"

"Fifty-six years old, probably."

"nationality?"

"Chinese."

"ID card."

Wu Yun took out his ID card and handed it over.

"Why are high-level fingerings everywhere in the city?" The female police officer sitting opposite put Wu Yun's ID card in the instrument next to her and checked it again, looked at Wu Yun, and asked.

"A bird pooped on my head. Fuck, fuck, fuck!!!" As soon as he mentioned this, Wu Yun started to blush again. When the female police officer opposite saw him like this, she also felt the same. He shook his head helplessly. Then she continued:

"Okay, okay, just pay the fine. You are really a fucking habitual offender. How many times have you been criticized and educated by administrative penalties? Your memory has not improved at all?"

"Why don't you cause more trouble to your brother? Learn from the Lord of the City and become a person who is extremely loved, admired, excited, and... by all the residents of Yunguang City..."

Seeing the love in the policewoman's eyes, Wu Yun stood up directly after paying the fine, unhooked the handcuffs and placed them on the table. Turned around and left the patrol room.

The money he just earned was -8000, and now Wu Yun is in a very bad mood, so he has to go find some people on the road to cause trouble.

"Hey! You! It's you! Yes, come here!"

'boom--! '

"Haha, died like a dog."

"Hey! Someone is killing someone! Someone is killing someone!!!"

Listening to the screams filling the streets, there are also the enthusiastic citizens who rush over as soon as they see illegal activities, wanting to subdue the criminal and bring him to justice, as well as the armed police officers who rush out from the patrol room behind him. , Wu Yun laughed, and then the moment these people were about to touch him, they exploded into countless sparks and disappeared into the street.

[Today’s news, at about 2:00 pm on February 22, a very bad murder case occurred on Blackberry Street. The murderer is still at large. If you have any clues, please contact the public...]

At 5:30 in the afternoon, Wu Yun was lying on the big sofa in his office.

Lying on his belly was Jade Crystal, which had turned into a fox. Next to him lay Madam Tian Serpent, who was wrapping her huge tail around him, partially hugging her body, and at the same time sticking out her tongue at the Jade Crystal on her belly.

On the right side of his body, Li Chuixing was sitting there with a livid face, his fingers holding the handle were a little white, and he was shaking with anger for some reason.

Li Chuixing is not a monster. As a well-educated human being, she naturally cannot do anything like these two monsters, which is extremely shameful in her eyes.

Even though she really wanted to do it, she felt extremely jealous that the two of them were so close to Wu Yun at this time.

But... humans and monsters are different after all, in many ways.

Moreover, is this naughty fox Yujing trying to fool herself?

Why did I not see any effects at all after using the products she recommended?
This damn, dirty fox, who spends all day thinking about how to climb into Wu Yun's bed, shouldn't he be bringing goods to his own family, right? ? ?

(End of this chapter)