Give them a little funny shock
Chapter 20 People are different
Chapter 20 020 People are different ()
Wu Yun, who was lying on the ground with his legs crossed, had a look on his face that could be described as the most proud of all. You can tell from the frequency of his leg shaking.
At this time, he was holding up his mobile phone and having a passionate video chat with a woman on the opposite screen. There were also all kinds of extremely obscene and dirty words in the video chat.
For example, 'silly dog', 'silly beep', 'animal', 'imbecile'...
As he spoke, Wu Yun turned his phone aside, letting the woman on the screen see the people sitting or lying around him with different expressions.
When Sun Yunguang saw the woman in the video, he just nodded calmly towards her. After seeing Wu Yun play with her mobile phone too much, she was no longer so curious about this 'little box' that could transmit sounds and allow two people to communicate face to face.
Nauka curled his lips after seeing the woman's appearance. Si Xianghui was surprised at first, but then he just put on an ugly smile on his face and nodded towards the screen.
Wu Yun's cell phone seemed to be always charged, even though he basically spent at least six of the twenty-four hours a day playing with his phone and checking Moments.
In his own words: "Do I have a fucking power bank? How could it possibly run out of power? My power bank has a long life!"
Of course, given that this was only the second night everyone had experienced, Si Xianghui still didn't think there was anything unusual about Wu Yun's mobile phone, which was always fully charged.
As for where the at least ten kilograms of gold and silver that Wu Yunna stuffed into his pants during the day went, Si Xianghui didn't dare to ask and didn't even plan to mention it.
It's obviously just a trouser bag, but it seems to be a bottomless pit. No matter how many things are put in it, it still looks empty.
"Then boss, you're going to stay there for twenty years this time. What will happen to my salary during this period?" After looking around at Wu Yun's animal friends... ah no, around at Wu Yun's teammates, the phone The woman on the other end asked lazily.
This is a mature and cool woman with long black wavy hair and a purple highlight on her forehead.
Wearing a dark green coat on the upper body, a pair of black leather pants on the lower body, and a pair of dark green high boots on the feet.
She wore black lip gloss and had a pair of dark green eyes.
At this moment, the woman was lying on a boss's chair with her legs crossed. There was a glass of lemon juice next to her, with a slice of lemon stuck in the rim of the glass.
"Damn it, can you please stop spoiling the fun at this time?" Wu Yun became unhappy when he heard the money and couldn't help but frowned, "Your boss, I might die in this mission and I won't be able to come back. Are you going? So this is your fucking attitude?"
"If you die, will I inherit your firm?"
The woman didn't seem to care about Wu Yun's life or death, but was obviously a little interested.
“I’ll fuck your mother!!!”
Wu Yun blushed instantly, and when she saw his face turned red and the veins on his neck popped out, the woman on the other end of the phone seemed very happy, and the corners of her mouth raised slightly. "Haha, just kidding, just kidding. I don't want to be slapped to death by your brother."
"Humph, you know what you are doing..." Wu Yun snorted coldly, then hesitated for a while, and said very reluctantly: "In that case, in this case... I will not take the % of the reward for all the orders you take in the future. That’s eight-point-eight, plus an additional 30% bonus on your monthly salary.”
"Haha, I love you so much, boss." The woman laughed, brought the screen to her lips, and slapped it hard.
"If you love me so much, then you don't want me to pay you a salary!"
There was no response because the woman had hung up.
"Fuck! This beast is looking for money!!!!"
Seeing the call ended sign on the phone, Wu Yun became furious again, then slammed the phone to the ground, and then grabbed it when it was about to hit the ground, and put it into his pants pocket, with an angry look on his face. Lying on the ground, Erlang's legs were no longer raised. "Who is this……"
After the call ended, Sun Yunguang looked at Wu Yun and asked.
"My deputy, didn't I send you my business card before? If you call the firm's phone number on it, she will basically be the one who answers the phone. She is also basically responsible for the operations of my firm."
"I feel like you two are a perfect match," Sun Yunguang said.
"Uh-huh..." Wu Yun spat in disgust, "That's it...that kind of woman, don't be fooled by her face, she is actually the most evil and hateful woman in the world. !”
"It feels more like a couple..."
Si Xianghui said this, but he didn't say it out loud.
"What's her name?" At this time, Nauka also asked. Wu Yun turned his head and looked at her, "Xi Xiao."
"Huh, not as good as me..."
"It's true that she's not as good as you." After Wu Yun's eyes wandered over Nauka for a while, he nodded in agreement, "Except for her height, she is indeed worse than you in other aspects."
"Wouldn't Miss Xi Xiao be jealous if you say this?"
"Why are you jealous?" Wu Yun turned back to look at Sun Yunguang and asked, "Why is she jealous? She's not my girlfriend. Okay, damn, my blood pressure drops after just talking to this silly voice. If you’re high, you shouldn’t do this! Damn it!”
After saying that, Wu Yun kicked his legs, closed his eyes, and turned around. Then he turned over and lay on his side facing the bonfire in front of him. After a while, a loud snoring sounded from the direction where he was.
This guy falls asleep very quickly and can start snoring in less than a second. And when his snoring sounded, the scene fell into silence. From then on, until the next morning, no one spoke again.
As for what happened on the third day, there was actually no difference compared to the previous day.
For Wu Yun, it was nothing more than noticing something on the side of the road while walking and planning to take a look, and then there was a lot of excitement, and finally Wu Yun left with satisfaction, and he was the one who caused the disaster. It ended with the place in a shambles.
The sky was filled with blazing fire, thick pillars of light, huge bright balls of light, and mushroom clouds soaring into the sky.
These are all the traces Wu Yun left in this place where evil people died.
For this place and everything hidden here, he is the incarnation of destruction, the "messenger of death" walking in the world, bringing another "death" to those evil ghosts who have died once. , the most complete "annihilation".
Until he finally climbed up the mountain he punched through, passed through the huge hole, and came to the other side of the mountain.
It is also the end of the place where the evil man died, the "mortal world".
At this time, it was just the afternoon of the third day after everyone came to this world.
The sun showed no sign of setting, and was still hanging high in the sky. Although people still don't feel much warmth, at least they no longer give people the biting coldness they had in the mountains and forests before.
The sun wasn't shining brightly, but at least, it was normal.
(End of this chapter)
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