Give them a little funny shock

Chapter 227 225 To you tens of millions of years later ()
"Do you want to take a look at you? Do you want to take a pee and take a look at yourself????"

When Wu Yun didn't know that Chu Liang was the protagonist, he actually knew that Chu Liang was the protagonist.

Just like he would sometimes say, "It's actually impossible, but don't forget, this is a comic," and "I'm afraid this kind of plot can't be put in comics like ours, right?" 'besides……

After all, it is a comedy comic, and everyone has some ability in this area.

Wu Yun's words made Zhao Xiang blush, made Zhao Xiang feel ashamed, and made him just want to find a crack in the ground to crawl through.

Zhao Xiang is indeed the protagonist. Although he doesn't know which comic or online article he is the protagonist of, when Wu Yun talks about him like this, he will know that he is the protagonist.

"This, this, this..." Zhao Xiang groaned and retorted feebly: "I, I, I can't help it... My, my setting is like this..."

"Boss Wu Yun! Stop talking. Please, don't talk about Brother Zhao like that again!" At this time, Zhao Xiang's girlfriend Zhao Xue also had tears in her eyes. She grabbed Wu Yun's right hand and prayed: " Brother Zhao is actually a very good person, a great person... Although he looks average, although our sex scenes have never been detailed, and although the author always likes to torture the host, Brother Zhao, Brother Zhao, he, he Really, he really, wuwuwu..."

"Waste, waste!!"

Obviously, in the face of Zhao Xue's pleading and Zhao Xiang's shame, Wu Yun had no intention of shutting up. He had always been a cold and ruthless person who took pleasure in the pain and sorrow of others.

"The name of this world is "To You Tens of Thousands of Years Later""

Just when Wu Yun ignored Zhao Xiang's shame and Zhao Xue's plea, and was about to continue to pressure his teammates, a strange voice suddenly sounded in the tent, which interrupted his train of thought and made him The anger in his heart grew stronger.

"Who?! Who the fuck is that!???" Wu Yun turned around angrily and scanned every part of the tent that was not that big.

"First meeting, Mr. Wu Yun, my name is White Cat. I think we can have a talk..."

"What the fuck, am I giving you a face!??" Facing this tall woman full of aristocratic temperament, Wu Yun performed steadily and played a set of classic combos:
"Who the hell do you think you are? Pretending to be cool in front of me? Pretending to make me fly, don't you believe it!???"

Of course, except for some 'protagonists'. But even for those 'protagonists' whose appearance has not changed much, they are basically very good in temperament, which is also a type of 'appearance condition'.

In an instant, the smile on the woman's face froze, and several black lines appeared from her forehead, as well as a few sprouted blue veins.

The woman walked up to Wu Yun with a smile on her face and bowed slightly to him. Her movements were standard, neither humble nor overbearing, and her words and deeds were full of calm and noble temperament.

If they are novices who have just experienced the mission world a few times, their appearance may still have more or less flaws, but when it comes to intruders like this who have experienced many missions and have made a lot of investments, they The image is basically impossible to be bad. Even if they don't put any effort into their appearance, as their bodies strengthen, their appearance will naturally move towards a better and more pleasing direction.

In fact, there will be no ugly men or women in infinite space, as long as their aesthetics are similar.

Finally, he saw a transparent human figure in the corner of the tent. Under his gaze, the transparent human figure began to color rapidly, and finally turned into a tall, outstanding-looking woman.

"Your Excellency's qualities are really not what you would call..."

"Snapped--"

White Cat's words were interrupted instantly, and along with her unbelievable eyes, a bright red palm print appeared on her right cheek. Things like 'respect for women' and gentlemanly spirit obviously don't exist in Wu Yun's hometown.

Men and women may have some special treatment for their favorite objects during the estrus period. In terms of love, there are also some men and women who are called "dog lickers".

But in general, if there is a conflict between a man and a woman who do not know each other, a verbal war will usually occur, and when both parties engage in verbal attacks, a verbal war will occur 70% of the time. There is a probability of more than five that it will turn into a physical conflict.

The new humans are very violent. At this time, they are more willing to use their fists to solve problems than to debate calmly. Whether it is a political dispute or an academic dispute.

As for Wu Yun, a new human being, the worst of the bad, the best of the beasts, he prefers to be fucked by others at every turn.

You show kindness to him, but he may not always smile back at you. The idea of ​​"stretching out your hand without hitting the smiling person" is impossible for him.

Apparently, the white cat lady made such a mistake. And she made far more mistakes than that.

The person Wu Yun usually hates the most is this kind of person who looks very elegant, is polite and full of confidence.

He doesn't allow people who are more pretentious than him to exist in front of him.

"you wanna die!!!!"

This slap was obviously very effective, and it directly broke the defense of a certain lady. Her face turned red in an instant, scorching flames shot out from her eyes, and she raised her fist and smashed it towards Wu Yun.

"You die now!!!"

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"Wow!! Wu Daxia, have mercy! Wu Daxia, have mercy! Little girl, little girl is just a piece of shit, a waste. Please, please just treat me like a fart! I can do anything! I Willing to do anything!!”

"Please forgive me, please forgive me!!!"

So, ten seconds later, the white cat lady, who was very good at temperament, knelt in front of Wu Yun with her head down and her butt up.

Her face buried on the ground was bruised and swollen, and her clothes were in tatters, exposing a large area of ​​snow-white skin underneath.

White cat, defeated.

It's hard to say whether Wu Yun is the most powerful intruder in the universe. But at least, in his kingdom, in this Kuachi tribe, he is the well-deserved king and the super tribal chief.

Originally, I wanted to rely on my own intelligence and strength to reach a cooperation with this guy who seemed very strong, but was obviously not very smart, so that he could become a sharp knife in my hand.

but now……

After one hundred and one missions, White Cat thinks that he has a few brushes and can still run away no matter how hard he tries. Currently, he has only one thought in his mind, and that is:
"The room allocation mechanism and balance in Dimension City are a piece of shit."

(End of this chapter)