Give them a little funny shock

Chapter 246 244 Acquaintances ()

At this time, on another planet, another galaxy...no, it's the same galaxy.

Wu Yun, who was sleeping on the big animal skin bed in his chief's tent, was still sleeping soundly.

Of course, it was impossible for him to wake up from his dream with a sudden sneeze and turn on the red temperature mode just because someone was thinking about it or scolding him...

That night, his sleep was very sweet, and he was not aware of anything happening hundreds of millions of kilometers away.

Whether some people miss themselves, or some people hate and curse themselves.

These things have nothing to do with him who is already in a sweet dream.

"Yes, children, I am the number one killer in the world, I am the king of the world, I am... the god of the new world!! Jie Jie Jie, Jie Jie Jie——"

In his sleep, Wu Yun was still dreaming about the dream he had had countless times but never got tired of.

The next day, and the next day, until three, four, five, six, seven, a whole week later.

As for the development and future of the tribe, he brought Yongan back just to let her do this. If he still had to work hard in this area after she came, wouldn't Yongan's visit be in vain?
As for the platinum chip, Yongan has a way to activate it. But in fact, the things stored here are already powerful for the current Kuaqi Tribe, oh yes, it is now the best Elephant Tribe.

Different from other people's Dimension City system, the Dimension City APP on Wu Yun's mobile phone has very detailed explanations on many things, including tasks. It is simply a fool-like tutorial, complete with step-by-step instruction.

What to do in this step and what to do in the next step. The gentle attitude and detailed explanation are just like coaxing a child.

Although the tribesmen of these primitive tribes had the most cutting-edge technology that pre-war humans had in their hands, they had no way to use it.

Wu Yun is not in a hurry about this matter, because this should be the main task of the next stage. He had no intention of doing it before the next phase of the main mission was released, because there would be no reward for doing it early.

For today's powerful elephant tribe, these things actually have little meaning. Because there are no necessary conditions for industrialization or reconstruction projects in the tribe, to put it simply, the industrial level is too low.

Wu Yun is indeed a child, compared to his long lifespan.

If you want to solve this problem, the Elephant Tribe must enter the city, become urbanites, and take control of the city.

White geometric patterns are drawn on Wu Yun's body, and an arrow-shaped war pattern is drawn on his face between his eyebrows. His hometown on earth is also a wasteland, so he naturally has a corresponding tattoo culture.

On Monday, a group of children sat together in the Elephant Tribe. In the center of them was Chief Wu Yun, who was also sitting cross-legged on the ground. His clothing style had completely integrated into the Elephant Tribe.

Even if he didn't take the elixir, Wu Yun's life span would be a full ten thousand years. Compared with the long time of ten thousand years, Wu Yun's life is just a drop in the ocean.

In the blink of an eye, it has been a week since Wu Yun came to this world. In the past week, what he did every day was to patrol the territory of the Kuaqi tribe and torture the children in the tribe. To be more precise, these children They tortured him.

He was only wearing a grass skirt and a pair of plaid pants. That grass skirt was made from some sheet metal and plastic, and a lot of bottle caps from drinks.

When he moves around, these bottle caps will make a crisp sound when they collide with each other, which is very cool.

In the past few days, Wu Yun often posts selfies of his tribal chiefs to Moments, which is different from the past when he only had a few hundred or even dozens of likes, but the number of thumbs down was a hundred times the number of likes. These selfies of his were almost unanimously praised. Even Xi Xiao expressed his approval of Wu Yun's chieftain suit and suggested that Wu Yun change his hairstyle.

As a tribal chief, how could he have such a single braid? No matter how you say it, you have to add pigtails one after another, and at the same time, you have to have more war lines on your face. Only then can you be considered full of wildness, and only then can you be considered a truly explosive fashion.

This is not sarcastic, but sincere.

But Wu Yun did not do it because it was too troublesome to braid, and even if he could ask other people in the tribe to help braid it, he was too lazy to wait. He has always been an impatient person.

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"So I told him, you damn thing, I'm going to burn you into salt! Salt that's ten thousand times saltier than the tears your parents are about to cry!!!"

"Haha! He was indeed scared and wanted to run away, but how could I let this guy run away? So I used Leap Body True Fire and arrived in front of him in a time that was countless times shorter than the blink of an eye. Hold this coward's neck."

"I looked at him and said to him:"

"Your past is over, and you will no longer have a future."

"Kacha——!! With just one pinch, I pinched his head off from his body. His body fell to the ground and began to burn, turning into snow-white salt."

"His head also burned in my hands and also became salt."

"Like I said to him: I will turn him into salt saltier than the tears his parents cry."

"And this is the story between me and that boy named Chu Liang. This is the final outcome of that little bastard named Chu Liang."

After telling the story of splicing one person's experience onto another person's name, Wu Yun glanced at the surrounding children with a proud look on his face, waiting for their cheers.

Sure enough, after the story ended, the children who listened with gusto immediately started cheering:
"Hey!!! OK, OK!!!"

"The Great Chief is invincible in the world, the Great Chief is invincible in the world!!!!"

"The chief is a god! It's Asura! It's Emperor Shakti!!! Yes, yes, yes... it's Emperor Zhenwu, Emperor Zhenwu!!"

"God among men! God among men! God among men!!!"

"Long live the chief! Long live the chief! Long live the chief!!!!"

Listening to the cheers of the children, watching the children dancing, Wu Yun stood up from the ground, put his hands on his hips and enjoyed the cheers, and the smile on his face began to become crazier and more arrogant:

"Jie Jie Jie!!! Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie!!! Yes, I am number one, I am invincible!! I am...fuck, God on earth, God on earth!!!"

"What a piece of shit Chu Liang, what a piece of shit Pei Wushuang, still..."

"Is it?"

(End of this chapter)