Give them a little funny shock

Chapter 30 The Jade Faced Empress ()

However, being curious, Si Xianghui had no intention of going to Wu Yun to find out, even though he was indeed very curious. As for the reason, the reason is simple, he doesn't dare.

Even now that he thinks he has a certain 'understanding' of Wu Yun, he can try to stay with him for a while longer.

Although he was obviously already red and warm, Wu Yun rarely cursed out loud. Judging from his fingers that were almost like afterimages, he must have been having an extremely fierce battle with someone online at this moment. of fighting.

For Si Xianghui, who was born in the ordinary world, seeing such a scene he could only sigh at the horror of the world of high martial arts. If one day he went to such a world, he would probably not be able to be a keyboard warrior on the Internet, because The typing speed simply cannot keep up with the other person.

It is estimated that the time he just finished typing one sentence was enough for the other party to scold his entire family tree in detail.

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  Time was passing by minute by second. Wu Yun was still carrying out his shocking battle on the Internet. Si Xianghui and the others were paying attention to the situation of the shop owner Lu Yan. Several guys from Lu Yan's shop had already arrived. When he came to Lu Yan's side, he was comforting her softly.

As for Lu Yan, she was still venting her anger, even though her hands were already dripping with blood due to the shock of the force. Several times, the blood flowed to the handle and slipped, causing the knife to fly out and almost injure someone.

She continued to chop off someone's head, even though the thing had now completely turned into a pile of rotten flesh and broken bones, which made Si Xianghui feel sick to his stomach.

However, after experiencing all the things he had seen in the Evil Dead Land before, his current mental endurance is no longer what it used to be, so he is uncomfortable. But compared to focusing on Hong Wen Wuyun and rubbing the opponent's bad luck, he Let’s continue watching Lu Yan chop bones.

"sulfuric acid!"

With the last crisp sound, the bone-chopping knife finally couldn't hold on anymore. After the last cut, the handle and the blade were finally divided into two parts. The blade bounced on the ground a few times and flew far away. And it just hit the table where Wu Yun and his friends were watching a show.

However, although Wu Yun paid no attention to the situation here, fortunately, Sun Yunguang was still present. She pulled out her long knife, and she was so fast that even before Si Xianghui could react, she had already knocked away the bone chopping knife that was flying toward their table.

The blade spun and flew to the other side of the inn, finally embedded in the wall and stopped moving.

At this moment, the bone chopping knife in her hand was completely damaged. Lu Yan seemed to have regained her consciousness at this moment, because the anger in her eyes had burned out.

At this time, she knelt on the ground quietly, staring blankly at the rotten flesh and bones in front of her, motionless, and returned to the previous state when she first saw Luo Xingwei's head.

However, this state did not last as long as when she saw Luo Xingwei's head before. About half a minute later, she stood up from the ground and came to Wu Yun surrounded by the shop assistants.

With a 'pop' sound, Lu Yan knelt down, and then began to kowtow to Wu Yun, who was left playing with his mobile phone.

Wu Yun didn't even look at Lu Yan on the ground. He was still in the red temperature state at the moment. His fingers were swiping rapidly on the screen of his mobile phone. In just one minute, he was already with the person in his circle of friends. Thousands of rounds were played against the births that spoke so loudly about him.

At this moment, this shocking battle is coming to an end. The other party seems to have something to do and no longer intends to continue to entangle with Wu Yun, but how can Wu Yun let the other party escape? His fingers moved rapidly, and he cursed one after another, like a heavy machine gun with a firing rate of one thousand rounds per minute.

Until finally, a reminder "You have been blocked and cannot @ the other party" made Wu Yun's face change from anger to joy. He happily exited the circle of friends and turned off the screen.

Then he turned his head and saw Lu Yan, who was kowtowing in front of him, and her forehead was bleeding.

"What are you doing?" Wu Yun touched his head in confusion and asked. But the other party didn't speak and just continued to kowtow. Seeing that this woman seemed to be losing her mind again, Wu Yun turned around with some disgust, but when he saw the empty dining table in front of him, he turned back again, but instead of looking at Lu Yan, he looked at the person in the store. A few guys.

They were also kowtowing to themselves now.

"Hey, you guys." He looked at the three of them and said, "Go and bring me some more food. Cut five pounds of mutton and pork for me."

After finishing speaking, seeing the three people still kowtowing there, Wu Yun frowned again. He yelled at the people in front of him: "Stop fucking kowtowing! I want to eat! Hurry up!!!"

"Ah? Ah! Yes, yes!!!" When the three of them heard Wu Yun's dissatisfied voice, they immediately stopped. They all stood up in fear and made several more violent moves towards Wu Yun. Da Yi asked, "How do you want to eat it? Stewed, braised, or stir-fried?"

"Give me a portion of everything." Wu Yun said. Then, he seemed to be a little annoyed by Lu Yan's 'dong dong' sound of kowtow, so he raised his foot and kicked the opponent out directly.

Sun Yunguang had no time to stop him because the speed was too fast.

As a result, Lu Yan flew directly back, smashing the tables along the way, and her whole body was directly stuck to the wall and embedded in it.

Looking at the dense cracks on the wall, everyone at the scene fell silent.

"Lu...Sister Lu!!!!!!"

When the man named Dahu saw Lu Yan being kicked out, his eyes were about to burst. Then, before the next sentence could be spoken, it was already stuck in the shell, and the look of sadness and anger on his face froze in an instant.

Because Lu Yan herself fell out of the wall, lying on the ground with her tongue hanging out, a few birds flying above her head, and a vortex in her left and right eyes that kept spinning there.

Not only Dahu, but everyone present was stuck at this moment.

Except of course Wu Yun.

"Fuck you, it's so noisy!" Wu Yun scolded Lu Yan who fainted, "Kowtowing, kowtowing is useless, you might as well give me money, or let me eat and live for free! "

No one knows what Lu Yan's condition is now, but everyone knows that Lu Yan is definitely not dead at this moment. Even in her current state, it is hard to say whether she is injured.

Even Dahu and his friends, who had never seen this scene before, knew clearly at this moment that Lu Yan was definitely fine at this moment. Although they didn't know the reason at all, they were very sure.

Their eyes were on Lu Yan for a while, and then wandered back and forth on Wu Yun. Their mouths were open for a long time, trying to say something, but in the end, no words came out.

"What the hell are you doing standing still!"

Until Wu Yun cursed again, like a whip on his body, they instantly woke up from a dream. So, after looking at each other, the three of them hurried into the kitchen.

(End of this chapter)