Give them a little funny shock

Chapter 4 Dimensional City? What dimensional city? (three)
  "Okay, my introduction is over. Although I don't know what this dimensional city of yours is, which mentally retarded program group it is, or whether I have really become a character in those unlimited novels, but it doesn't matter. ”

Wu Yun sat back down in his seat, crossed his legs, and continued to scroll through his phone, "It just so happens that I'm a little tired of being a killer, so I'll take a break first."

"Ha, ha, ha, brother Wu Yun is really funny."

As the guide, Lu Yaoguang laughed twice, nodded, and then looked at everyone present again, "Okay, there is only one left. Although the others here may be scared and wary, at least, You still don’t have to worry about your life in this carriage.”

"Here, even if you are killed, you will not really die."

As soon as Lu Yaoguang said these words, everyone suddenly trembled in their hearts, and then they all turned their attention to the ground, the giant man who had been trampled into meat pie by Wu Yun before.

Sure enough, as Lu Yaoguang's voice fell, the meat pie that had been squirming on the ground suddenly started to move violently at this moment. It began to multiply, expand, and deform.

In the shocked eyes of everyone, it turned into a bright red upright humanoid, or a humanoid 'piece of meat'.

Then, on this mass of meat, muscle tissue, fat, and skin began to be subdivided. Finally, there is a complete naked person, as well as the clothes the other person was wearing before death.

Then, a living person, with the same shock in his eyes, appeared in front of everyone.

"Okay, you're the only one left now." Lu Yaoguang looked at the 'Resurrected' man, still looking shocked, and shouted to him, "Introduce yourself, this grumpy brother."

"Uh, I, uh, I..." The giant man stuttered for a moment, but after reacting, he glanced at Wu Yun beside him with the corner of his eye with a little fear, and then nodded.

"I, my name is Ying Anjie." The big man said his name, "I am a warrior, Mingkong Duan. In the martial arts realm of my home world, I belong to the seventh dan among the ten major dans. I die Yu is good at fingering and palming techniques."

"Hey... at this level, you're still in the seventh dan among the top ten dans? What a bullshit world, it's too lame."

While the big man briefly introduced himself, a very clear sound of ridicule reached everyone's ears. No need to think too much, this voice came from Wu Yun.

"It seems that Brother Wu's hometown has a very high level of martial arts?"

Naturally, the person who dared to talk to Wu Yun could not be anyone else in the carriage. The only one who dared to talk to Wu Yun was Lu Yaoguang, who was the guide. He smiled and said to Wu Yun: "But thinking about it, your temperament is extremely extraordinary. The prime minister must come from that world of high martial arts?"

"Haha." Faced with Lu Yaoguang's flattery, Wu Yun was obviously very helpful. A smile appeared on his face at this moment, but it still made people feel dangerous. "Although I don't have a good impression of you as a person, I do like to listen to you when you talk."

"Haha, it's fine if your Excellency Wu Yun likes it." Not paying attention to Wu Yun's words that he didn't feel very good about him, Lu Yaoguang just smiled and responded, "I wonder where your Excellency belongs in the martial arts ranks in his hometown. level."

"do not know."

Wu Yun's answer was straightforward, "I have never paid attention to such a thing."

"........."

There was a brief silence, but Lu Yaoguang did not dwell on this topic, but changed the topic again, "I see that you have been looking at your phone there before. I wonder if you can reveal that you are... Of course, if it is not convenient to say You don’t have to say it at all.”

"I'm posting on Moments."

"what?"

Lu Yaoguang was stunned for a moment, "Well, what you just said was..."

"Post to Moments?" Wu Yun shook his phone, "You have arrived in the infinite space. Even if you were born in a world without mobile phones, you should still understand what this word means, right?"

"Haha, Your Excellency Wu Yun is really humorous..." Lu Yaoguang responded with an awkward but polite smile and nodded.

"What kind of humor? Damn it, I'm just posting on Moments?" Seeing Lu Yaoguang's obvious disbelief, Wu Yun frowned, then woke up the phone, pointed the screen at him and shook it, then turned it around again, letting Others in the carriage also saw it.

In this carriage, the language spoken by everyone is Chinese. Although the accents are different, there is no problem in communication.

Naturally, they can also understand the words used by Wu Yun World.

【I am the best killer in the world】

My family, who knows? After I fainted after being punched, I woke up in a carriage. An idiot dressed like an ancient general told me that I had entered a place similar to infinite space, because I had already been given a seemingly infinite space. Well, in exchange for resurrecting me, I have to work for this infinite space and continue to complete tasks. He even said that he signed a contract with me when he resurrected me. Damn it, why don’t I remember such a thing? It’s pure nonsense.

He also said that I was beaten to death. I was beaten to the ground by that hot-blooded idiot so many times and it was fine. How could I just return it this time?

Damn it, who knows, my family, what a shame, those ancient people.

In short, in the next period of time, if you have killer business, please contact my office deputy. The contact information can be found on the office business card.

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  【elder brother】

Where are you? ?
  …one minute ago

【elder brother】

Where did you say you were? ? ?

...55 seconds ago
  【elder brother】

Call me right away, forget it, I'll call you
  ...30 seconds ago

Not only Lu Yaoguang, but also everyone present was stunned at this moment. Even including the two women who clearly had no contact with the world of technology and its products.

However, before everyone present could say anything, Lu Yaoguang just opened his mouth. The next moment, a new picture lit up on the screen of the mobile phone that Wu Yun showed to everyone. And what appeared together with it was a burst of dynamic music:

'It's fun to stay at theY~M~C~A~'

'It's fun to stay at theY~M~C~A~'

'You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal'

'You can do whatever you feel——'

"Oh, sorry, answer the phone. I'll go to other carriages for a while."

When the phone rang, Wu Yun also took back his phone. Looking at the number on the phone, he scratched his head. While pressing the answer button, he stepped forward and walked to the back of the car.

He reached out and pulled on the wall where nothing existed, and a door appeared and was opened by him.

Then, in front of everyone, he stepped into the door that appeared inexplicably, which was obviously the inside of another carriage.

In that carriage, there was the same group of people, and their eyes were equally shocked at this moment.

'Click'

"Crooked? Brother? What's wrong?"

The door closed, and after Wu Yun left the last sound in the carriage, the entire carriage fell into complete silence.

It wasn't until nearly half a minute that someone spoke up and broke the silence.

"I, I think, I want to ask a question, Lu, Mr. Lu..."

"I do not know either……"

It was Si Xianghui who asked the question. Although he didn't say what it was, Lu Yaoguang had already given the answer. He was still staring blankly at the place where Wu Yun disappeared, shaking his head and muttering to himself, as if to answer:
  "I really don't know..."

(End of this chapter)