Give them a little funny shock

Chapter 527 Chapter 623: Fellow Villagers Meet Fellow Villagers (Part )

This is normal, because no matter how clever the setting is, the author is just an ordinary person.

Therefore, few people can actually write well a character with extraordinary intelligence designed by an author with average intelligence.

However, the comic "Wasteland Heroes" has funny elements, so it is normal for this to happen to Wu Yun.

"Do you remember it?"

After waiting for Wu Yun for more than ten seconds, Doraemon asked.

"You interrupted my train of thought!" Wu Yun said angrily.

"But you can fly in the sky at sub-light speed, which is 0.7 times the speed of light. Why does it take you so long to think about such a small thing?"

Faced with Wu Yun's attempt to shift the blame, Doraemon was not fooled at all. Instead, he asked out of curiosity.

"You, you bastard, you bastard..."

Doraemon has obviously mastered the means to provoke Wu Yun and is able to completely control Wu Yun.

Just when Hong Wen's Wu Yun was about to say something, a figure covered in blood and with disordered breathing suddenly appeared from the street.

The figure stumbled to the front of "Billy's Grocery Store" and without even looking at Doraemon and Wu Yun at the door, he broke the door open and rushed in.

"welcome!"

A warm greeting came from inside the door, while Wu Yun and Doraemon outside the door looked at each other in confusion.

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The overly enthusiastic greeting made Madeline, who had just walked into the store, subconsciously take a few steps back.

Her breath was as messy as her short black hair, and her clothes were covered with dust and stains.

According to Madeline's visual estimation, the man who greeted her in the store was at least two meters tall, very tall and strong.

He looked similar to the face on the huge billboard above the store door, but his face wasn't as, well, how should I put it, weird as the one on the billboard.
[Honest Billy's Grocery Store] is the name of this store. On the huge billboard above the store door is a portrait of the owner himself, and above the huge face is the name of the store.

In this small town where the sun always seems so far away, the man in front of her is the most "normal" human being she has ever seen, other than herself.

It's not that other people in this town are abnormal, it's just...

They have lost hope, and most of them are essentially no different from the wandering souls outside the town.

"Welcome to Honest Bill's Grocery Store. Of course, we also sell and purchase goods. Are you looking to buy or sell? Or pawn?"

The tall man walked out from behind the counter of the store. He was wearing a short-sleeved shirt and a pair of equally short shorts, and a pair of flip-flops on his feet.

To be honest, this is the first time Madeline has seen someone dressed like this, er, the second time.

Although I didn't notice it, the person outside the door was wearing clothes of a similar style.

It's weird, but how should I put it?

It's normal again.

A kind of normal that doesn't fit in.

At this time, facing this strange yet normal man, Madeline had already retreated to the door of the store.

One of her hands was on the door handle of the store. She did not respond to the man, because if she responded to him, she might never get out again. The hand on the door handle pulled the door open, and Madeline slipped out of the door in an instant like a slippery loach. With a "bang", the door of the grocery store was heavily closed.

"WTF?"

Wang Billy, who was wearing a pair of flowery shorts and blue sandals, scratched his lower back with a confused look on his face. It just so happened that he felt a little itchy there.

Wang Billy is from Yunguang City, at least he was from there in the past.

"I don't look that scary, do I?" Wang Billy muttered as he watched the shop door being closed.

Honest Billy's Grocery Store is the name he gave to his own store. He buys and sells things there, and of course, the things can definitely be pawned.

He is called Billy because his name is Billy. Although he doesn't know the reason, he has been called this name since he was born.

There is no doubt that Wang Billy is a time traveler, and he has traveled to this desolate place, this dilapidated town for more than a month.

When he traveled through time, he also obtained a system, just like the protagonists of all the time-travel online novels he had read in the past.

He can go back, but he can only go home after completing his first business deal.

But if this goes on, how long will it take for me to be able to return home?
This godforsaken town is full of fucking lunatics, and the few normal people who do come here won't even come here. As for going out to solicit business, that's not allowed by the system.

So, he could only stay here, in this shop.

But fortunately, there is enough food here, and everything to eat, drink and have fun. The system is still very good to him, I have to say.

After scratching his waist, Wang Billy began to scratch the back of his neck. As he was scratching, the door of his shop was suddenly pushed open again.

It was still the woman wearing leather armor and a hunter's hat, but her face looked even worse than before.

"Welcome." Wang Billy tilted his head with no expression on his face.

"For your current injuries, I suggest you buy this Yunguang Whitening Medicine Spray that is currently on sale in our store. It will stop bleeding in five seconds and heal your skin injuries in ten seconds."

Wang Billy picked up a white plastic bottle from the counter next to him. On the bottle was written "Yunguan Baiyao Rapid Healing Spray" in Chinese, which Madeline couldn't understand at all. He shook it in his hand.

"Pair it with this Yunguang Nutrient Solution." Wang Billy took out another small bottle from under the counter and shook it in front of Madeline. "It can help your internal injuries heal as quickly as possible and replenish all the nutrients needed for healing."

"If you don't have money to buy it, you can use other things as pawn, and you can redeem it later when you have money."

After finishing his sales pitch, Wang Billy placed the Yunguang Whitening Spray and Yunguang Nutrient Solution in his hand on the counter.

However, in response to Wang Billy's sales pitch, Madeline simply fell down.

She fell to the ground, hunched over, curled up, and began to twitch constantly. Blood began to appear at the edges of her eyes.

"Are you going to die?"

In fact, Madeline had arrived in town not long ago, less than a minute ago.

She arrived here through a portal in a space called "Virtual Realm", and Virtual Realm is the location of the remains of an old god called "Source Blood Hall".

At this moment, the relic still remained in her spiritual world. The door of the palace had been opened, and the endless knowledge gushing out from it was constantly washing her brain.

(End of this chapter)