Give them a little funny shock

Chapter 535 Chapter 631 Hug the thigh (Part )

“For this, I have profound respect for you.”

"what?"

Wu Yun didn't understand at all, but that didn't hinder his understanding:
This bastard wanted to take me back to his hometown and torture me, just like those bastards in the Star Alliance did to me...

Uh, wait, it seems... uh...

It doesn't seem unacceptable.

Life in the Star Alliance was actually quite pleasant, and Wu Yun lived a very comfortable life.

Doraemon comes from a place that is obviously much higher than the Dimension City. If he can take advantage of the situation and get close to the big shots there, it will definitely be a huge advantage.

Even the Dimension City doesn't dare to do anything to Doraemon. If he gets help from Doraemon's hometown, won't he be able to show off his power in the Dimension City and do whatever he wants? ?

Damn, just thinking about this kind of thing can make people so excited! !
So after figuring this out, a kind smile instantly appeared on Wu Yun's face.

He looked at Doraemon and went to:
"It's not a big deal...what are you sorry for?"

"As for your suggestion of going to your place, I have no objection." Wu Yun continued: "But when do we leave?"

"That will probably have to wait until I get in touch with the Chrono Guard."

Doraemon said, "But now, I still can't contact them."

"Would you like to try using my phone?"

After hearing what Doraemon said, Wu Yun took out his magic weapon, which allowed him to surf the Internet in his hometown no matter where he was, but at this moment he could not contact the super phone in Dimension City.

"Uh..." Doraemon looked at Wu Yun's smartphone, "I'm afraid this... won't work?"

Although he said this, Doraemon still took the phone from Wu Yun and opened the dialing interface.

Although the background of the Doraemon comic world is the 20th century, it was so in the first edition. And this Doraemon is obviously from that place.

However, this does not mean that he will not use a smartphone, after all, he is from the 22nd century.

Although many people no longer use smartphones at that time, this communication device that was active in the early and mid-21st century still has many fans in the 22nd century.

The main focus is on "retro classics". After all, smartphones are also an important product that has led a great era for mankind and occupy an extremely important position in human life.

"Hello, Spacetime Guard."

With a less-than-expectant attitude, Doraemon tried to dial the emergency number of the Space-Time Guard, the number was 11...

There is no area code, because it is not needed. No matter when or where you are, you only need to dial this special number to immediately connect your communicator to the service desk of the Spacetime Guard.

Of course, the prerequisite is that your communication device must have a hyper-temporal and spatial communication module.

In this regard, the Doraemon comics are relatively rigorous.

They all have some comedy elements, but it is obvious that "Wasteland Heroes" is more exaggerated in this regard.

So, when the voice of the Space-Time Guard operator came from the other end of the phone, Doraemon didn't react at first. "Hello? Hello?"

Until the questioning voice came again from the other end.

Of course Wu Yun’s cell phone can call the police; any cell phone has this function.

As for why you can call the police in another civilization instead of the police in the place where the mobile phone operator is located?
The answer is that technology is already so advanced, who doesn’t have an automatic line switching function?
"You! Hello!!!" After being stunned for five or six seconds, and after the operator on the other end of the phone called two or three times, Doraemon finally spoke nervously:
"I am the 903nd generation's MS childcare robot! I need help now!!!"

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After finishing the communication with the Space-Time Guard, Doraemon returned the phone to Wu Yun.

"Here, thank you so much, Mr. Wu Yun."

Doraemon bowed deeply to Wu Yun.

"It's nothing." Wu Yun waved his hand casually. Although his facial expression was extremely generous, he was already very happy in his heart.

A different dimension treasure bag? A magical twenty-second century item? What rubbish! I can just go to the twenty-second century and have all the magical items and treasure bags by then? ?
Wu Yun’s calculations were not bad. Doraemon was just a nanny robot with very effective economic conditions.

This can also be seen from his embarrassed attitude when he heard the prices when buying things in Wang Billy's grocery store.

How could such a poor robot have so many good things in its pocket? And he had shown it before:
The things they buy are either recent items or discounted items, the cheaper the better. There are even a lot of used items found in second-hand markets.

This poor guy has become of no use to anyone after the clever Wu Yun got in touch with Doraemon's hometown in the 22nd century!

Of course, you still have to do some superficial work. Otherwise, you will probably be in trouble.

Actually, in Wu Yun's opinion, this guy is pretty useless: indecisive, low in intelligence, and poor in perception.

When communicating with others, he could not tell the lies of others, and he could not tell how much truth and how much falsehood there was in their words.

He couldn't tell whether someone didn't finish what he was saying or whether someone said one thing in public but another behind the scenes.

However, he could tell at a glance that Wu Yun was a bad guy. Maybe this is the "label" of a person.

Everyone has their own label, especially in the comic world, this label is more prominent.

Of course, Doraemon's useless side doesn't end there. Because his hands are round, he can only get rock in the game of rock-paper-scissors, but he still likes playing it, and after playing, he becomes emo because of the fact that he can only get rock with his hands.

Not only that, although he can move in the deep sea and space, and can also operate in extremely high temperature environments, he is actually afraid of both cold and heat, and he still needs to eat.

It’s not necessary to eat it, but if you don’t eat people for too long, then… no, the cat will definitely become listless.

He needs to eat and drink, is afraid of cold or heat, and can even catch a cold. Not only that, he can't stand mosquito bites and will itch.

This is simply trash among trash.

Although the opponent could still easily defeat him with the shock gun in his hand, Wu Yun, as an ultimate strong man, did not approve of this behavior of relying on external forces at all.

He is just a coward who uses weapons, so what...

He himself certainly doesn't count. No doubt about it.

(End of this chapter)