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Chapter 767 Chapter 852 Theatrical Version Wu Yun (Part )
"What did you just do?"

"Light a fire."

Wu Yun answered as he looked at the world surrounded by flames.

Those phantoms..." Looking at the purgatory-like scene around him, Black Cat swallowed his saliva and said with a stutter:
"It's all already, it's all been done by you..."

"Burned." Wu Yun answered quickly.

"When I rushed down, I seemed to have shattered some of the phantoms surrounding me."

"Damn it... Don't do anything yet, let me think of a way." The black cat looked at the world around him that was covered in flames. Although he was also impressed by Wu Yun's strength, now might not be the time to be impressed by this.

This is obviously a theatrical version, but Wu Yun doesn't know which theatrical version it is because he has never watched "Wasteland Heroes".

But no matter which movie version it is, his current strength has far exceeded his own in the normal timeline, so this also means that he will definitely be able to insult that damn Chu Liang severely, severely...

"Okay, I have burned everything around me. How do I leave now?" Wu Yun looked at the black cat and asked.

"It would have been easy if you hadn't attacked those phantoms before. But now..." Black Cat stood behind Wu Yun and sighed.

"This is Lady Marilorion's wasteland, Her domain."

"If you hadn't done anything out of line just now, you should have been back in your bed. But now..."

"What? What bullshit? What the hell are you talking about?" Wu Yun said very unhappily, and then he raised his finger again.

"Don't! Don't do it!" Black Cat quickly pressed down the finger that Wu Yun was about to raise, "Let me think about it again, think of a solution! Don't do it!"

"Tsk..." Wu Yun snorted coldly, "What a fucking nagging woman."

However, although he was very unhappy, Wu Yun still withdrew the energy gathered at his fingertips. At the same time, he snapped his fingers, and the flames covering the sky and the earth disappeared.

Seeing Wu Yun being so cooperative, Black Cat couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

But the relief didn't last long, because Wu Yun would never be so obedient.

"Lightning flash."

"Ah?" The black cat raised his head in thought and looked at Wu Yun in confusion.

While she was looking at Wu Yun, a crisp sound had already rang out from Wu Yun's fingertips, accompanied by lightning in the sky and stone fire covering the ground.

Sparks lit up from the ground, lightning flashed in the sky, and the huge roars coming from all directions made the black cat dizzy.

In an instant, the whole world turned white. In the white light that enveloped the entire wasteland, large black shadows could still be seen where the light could not reach.

It was the brightest lightning Isabel had ever seen, and its brightness pierced through her body and her soul.

It dispelled the darkness in her heart and opened up the deep well of courage in her heart. Infinite courage gushed out, surging in her heart and surging in her body.

It was also the brightest fire Isabel had ever seen. The fire was fleeting, but it was enough to ignite the earth.

The earth was covered in blazing flames. All the shadows in the wasteland were ignited. With the help of these ignited shadows, the fire became more and more vigorous.

Lightning and Flash, a move from the Wasteland Sect Sword Star Sect, the name of the move comes from a passage in the Impermanence Sutra during the Human Empire period: "Life is like a flash of lightning, how can it last long?"

"you……"

Isabel didn't understand why Wu Yun suddenly took action, but she didn't blame him either.

Wu Yun is much stronger than her. Since he suddenly took action, he must have his own reasons.

Although he was not as familiar with this place as she was, now that it was done, what could she do?

All he could do was obey. After all, he was just his cat, his toy, his...

"Don't talk." Wu Yun raised his palm, "I'm going to start showing off."

"Ah?" Isabel still didn't understand, but she didn't need to understand.

Because a sense of oppression, a huge sense of oppression, was now emanating from Wu Yun's body, almost crushing Isabel's body.

But soon, this feeling of oppression disappeared without a trace.

This was the first time Isabel saw Wu Yun in this state. His body was wrapped in a strange colored aura, like a blue flame. Although it had no temperature, it could give people the illusion of being in flames.

"Zhenwu, open."

"You can leave here, sir."

An ethereal female voice sounded in the air. Fortunately, Wu Yun protected Isabel, otherwise her head would have exploded by now.

Because of the body's self-protection mechanism, ordinary people are generally unable to hear the divine sounds in the material world, unless you seek death yourself.

The divine sound cannot be heard by mortals. This is not because of God’s arrogance, but because the bodies and souls of mortals are too fragile.

"You dragged me here in the middle of the night and now you ask me to leave without even an apology or compensation?" Wu Yun said arrogantly, his hands on his hips, blue flames still coming out of his body.

"I'm very sorry, sir. As for compensation, what kind of compensation do you want?" The voice sounded again.

"Compensate me..." Wu Yun rolled his eyes, then stretched out his hand and gestured: "I won't ask you for more, 80,000, no, 800,000."

The ethereal voice suddenly disappeared.

"Fuck you!! You don't want to pay? Hurry up!"

The moment the sound disappeared, Wu Yun realized something and began to accumulate energy in his fingers.

However, he did not take action immediately because he was still waiting for the other party to compensate him. After all, the other party said he would compensate him, and for the money, he was willing to wait.

But ten seconds later, there was still no response.

At this time, Wu Yun naturally made up his mind to kill.

"Alpaca!! If that's the case, then go die. Heaven and Earth Destruction Finger!!!"

"Alas--!!"

With a scream, the Heaven and Earth Destruction Fingers shot out from Wu Yun's fingertips, pierced through the roof of his bedroom, the roof of his house, flew all the way up, and sank into the boundless black space.

The light penetrated the night sky, penetrated the satellites hanging in the sky, and exploded in the boundless void.

High-energy rays burst out, and at this moment, in this void, there was an explosion of dazzling light like a supernova explosion.

At this moment, if you look up, you can see stars shining in the dark night sky above your head.

Among all kinds of martial arts, this is the Heaven and Earth Destruction Finger.

"What happened? Marshal Wu Yun?"

When Wu Yun returned home, Angelena knocked on the door of his bedroom. "Is there a problem?"

"Get lost! Go to sleep!" Wu Yun cursed at the door after waking up, "Go to sleep. If you can't sleep, go to the yard and look at the stars."

After scolding Angelena away, Wu Yun raised his head and looked at the starry sky above his head through the hole made by his Heaven and Earth Destroying Fingers.

This is not actually the real starry sky, but just the countless high-energy rays detonated in the void by the Heaven and Earth Annihilation Finger. In fact, this thing is very dangerous. If it shines here, it will cause a devastating blow to the ecosystem of this planet.

But here, this level of attack would not produce any aftermath that would cause any substantial harm.

As for the reason? It's set up like this.

The hole made by the Heaven and Earth Destroying Fingers was not very big, about the same size as Wu Yun's head.

While looking at the stars, Wu Yun's mind was not idle, because he was calculating how much it would cost to repair the glass and renovate the house tomorrow.

At this time, a black cat was lying at Wu Yun's feet, looking at Wu Yun with extremely shocked eyes. It was a face with a very anthropomorphic expression, and it was hard to imagine that an ordinary cat could make such an expression.

"Hey, why didn't you turn into a human?" After looking at the stars, Wu Yun lowered his head and looked at the black cat under his feet and asked.

"Don't think you don't have to pay rent just because you turned into a cat. Now you have to pay my rent, you bastard."

"What exactly are you, are you..." At this time, the black cat spoke, his voice stuttering.

Compared to her human form, her voice now is more, how should I put it? More youthful.

"What?" Wu Yun glared at her. Don't want to give money?

"No, that's not what I'm asking." Under Wu Yun's gaze, the black cat completed the transformation from cat to human in front of him.

The transformation process made Black Cat's face turn a little red, because this was her first time transforming in front of Wu Yun.

However, since I am Wu Yun's pet, his plaything, this kind of thing...

Alas, there is no way, when you are under someone's roof, you have to bow your head.

"Then give me the money." Wu Yun sat back on his bed and crossed his legs. "Now, right now, give me the money, the rent."

"I... I don't have money..." Black Cat said weakly.

"It's okay." Wu Yun covered himself with a blanket. "You can write an IOU."

"Ah?" The black cat was stunned.

"Why, you don't want to write an IOU?"

"Hit! Hit!" Black Cat nodded repeatedly, "I'll write you an IOU!"

"That's good." Wu Yun nodded with satisfaction, then fell asleep.

Isabel stood in Wu Yun's bedroom, quietly looking at Wu Yun, who was lying on the bed in front of her, wrapped in the quilt like a spring roll.

She just watched until Wu Yun let out a soft purring sound, and Isabel turned into the black cat again.

She crawled under Wu Yun's bed, lay there, and closed her eyes.

But after a while, I don't know why such a thought came into my mind, Isabel crawled out from under the bed again and turned into a human form.

Then she climbed onto the bed and lay down next to Wu Yun.

As soon as she lay down, her eyes met Wu Yun's, who was rolled up like a spring roll.

"What are you doing?" Wu Yun stared at Isabel and asked.

"I...I want to sleep with you." Isabel said with a blushing face.

"Get off!"

"I can write you an IOU. I can, I can give you the money..."

Immediately afterwards, Wu Yun's hand came out of the spring roll and grabbed Isabel's hand.

Then he took apart the spring roll and used part of it to cover Isabel.

"It's cold at night, go to sleep." Wu Yun said.

Isabel nearly fainted from joy.

"Is the name of that move called Heaven and Earth Twin Destruction Finger?"

As Isabel slept at night, Wu Yun's shocking blow kept replaying in her mind.

Of course, there are other things, such as...

"I am willing!"

"Honey, it's a girl!"

"Oh, husband, I'm...I'm pregnant again."

Wu Yun always gets a wife whenever he appears in a movie, even if he is not the protagonist.

The next morning, when the first ray of sunlight shone through the hole Wu Yun had made last night onto his quilt, Wu Yun opened his eyes.

Maybe it’s because there was a big hole in the city’s sky yesterday, the sun is exceptionally bright today.

The sun hangs high in the sky, majestic and warm.

The personification of celestial bodies in this world is generally female, and the golden queen represents the sun.

When Wu Yun used the Heaven and Earth Destruction Fingers to attack that Ms. Marillo last night, they flew into the air and dispersed the clouds that had been covering the city all day, leaving a huge hole in the sky.

The Heaven and Earth Destruction Fingers, Wu Yun's specialty skill, is often used by him to penetrate planets and kill people in a pretentious manner.

Of course, Tianguangzhi Wuyun is also used a lot.

Wu Yun is not working today. Wu Yun Law Firm is closed on Saturdays and Sundays and in principle does not accept commissions.

"Wu Yun, are you not working today?" Angelena, Wu Yun, and a catwoman were sitting at the dining table in the living room on the first floor of Wu Yun's house, eating breakfast together.

Because this movie is set in a Western style, the food they eat is also quite Western.

Bread, bread, and more bread, as well as steak and milk.

Of course, after all, it is a Western world with an Eastern style, so there will always be some strange smells.

"Not working." Wu Yun said as he stuffed steak into his mouth.

The question was asked by Black Cat, her name was Isabel.

A classic foreign name.

She was beautiful, undoubtedly, much more beautiful than Angelena.

But Angelena was not jealous. She just didn't know why this Catwoman liked Wu Yun so much?

Although Wu Yun's appearance is indeed outstanding, this is too...

"I'm not working today, but does it have anything to do with you whether I work or not? Can you help me make money or something?"

Angelena didn't intend to join the conversation and just focused on eating.

The steak and bread are both pretty good, to be honest.

At this time, Wu Yun noticed that the black cat Isabel seemed to be hesitant to speak, so he said
"What? What do you want to say?"

"Can I..." Isabel glanced at Wu Yun, lowered her head, and said with a stutter:
"Can you...can you, can you marry me?"

"Are you fucking sick?" Wu Yun looked at the other person sideways.

"I can, I can give you money! I can write you an IOU!!! I can also give you, give you, and make money for you..."

For a moment, Wu Yun's face showed some movement, but it was only for a moment.

"I won't do it." Wu Yun picked up the steak with chopsticks and dug his nose with the big end of the chopsticks.

"But, but we, we slept together last night!!" Isabel looked at Wu Yun, "You also didn't reject me."

"I'm just sleeping." Wu Yun still squinted his eyes, "What do you want to do? Do you want to slander me?"

(End of this chapter)