Live broadcast: I am an upright Chinese medicine practitioner, and all my patients died online
Chapter 300: Advertisements in the Toilet
Chapter 300: Advertisements in the Toilet
Qin Jiang glanced at Li Long and said, "Why are you offering such a high price? Your injury will be almost healed after applying this can. What's the point of taking another can? Are you addicted to abuse?"
"I told you to let the swelling go down first, and then go to the hospital for a checkup to see if your injury has healed."
"Also, don't practice that iron crotch technique anymore. No normal person would practice that."
Qin Jiang's words were merciless, which made Jiao He and the others feel a little embarrassed.
In fact, the reason they practiced the Iron Crotch Kung Fu was not because they really had any inheritance, but because they were all middle-aged and that thing was no longer useful.
People cannot be idle. Once they are idle, problems will arise.
For men, their ability in that area is directly related to their face.
So even though Jiao He and the others knew they were no longer capable, in order to show that they had no problem with that ability, they deliberately created some kind of iron crotch skill and let others learn it from them.
People who don’t know much about it would be very surprised when they see their training methods.
After all, in everyone's cognition, the crotch is the most vulnerable part of the human body. If they train like this, who dares to say that they can't do it?
It can be said that the Iron Crotch Kung Fu was something they used to comfort themselves. Who would have known that there would be a fool like Li Long who believed it and ended up ruining himself by practicing it.
After a while, when the effect of the medicine had almost taken effect, Li Long left the Chinese medicine clinic while thanking Qin Jiang.
Liu Yan couldn't help but ask, "Doctor Qin, I've seen a lot of advertisements for treating this disease elsewhere."
"Does this stuff really work?"
Liu Yan said she couldn't understand.
Qin Jiang blew away the tea foam on the surface and said calmly: "Most of them are useless, especially those so-called old Chinese doctors you see in the toilet. They are usually scams."
After hearing what Qin Jiang said, Liu Yan became even more confused.
"If that's the case, why are there so many people being fooled? Shouldn't it be obvious at first glance that this kind of advertisement is fake?"
Qin Jiang glanced at Liu Yan and said, "When you are not sick, these ads will look fake. But if you really have this disease and it can't be cured in a big hospital, then these ads will be true."
Qin Jiang's words immediately resonated with netizens in the live broadcast room.
"What Dr. Qin said is so true. I have a relative who had lung cancer in the late stage. Several big hospitals said it couldn't be cured. So he went to find a quack doctor from somewhere who said he specialized in cancer treatment. He emptied out all his family savings."
"This is the situation I fear the most. The disease is not cured, and the money is gone, leaving the family in a mess. I can only say that our ability to resist risks is still too weak. There are too many cases of poverty caused by illness."
"These scammers really should all be arrested! They are even cheating patients out of their medical treatment money! The most abominable thing is not that they are cheating the money, but that they are deceiving these patients into trusting them, thus delaying their treatment time!"
Liu Yan has not experienced the harshness of society, so she is still ignorant about these things and does not understand the ins and outs of them.
But Qin Jiang has experienced and seen too many things in his two lifetimes.
Birth, old age, sickness and death, every word is not easy.
Just as a group of people were sighing, a fat man walked in from outside, supported by two people.
"Doctor, please help me, my brother seems to be dying."
Qin Jiang asked the fat man to sit opposite him first, and then asked them to swipe their cards.
After swiping their ID cards, their identities were displayed on the big screen.
The woman's name is Han Duo, and she works as a waitress in a snack bar.
The man’s name is Han Fei, and he is an internet celebrity anchor.
The other person was called Du Lang, Han Duo's boyfriend. After confirming the identities of the three people, Qin Jiang began to observe Han Fei.
Han Fei is fat and has a very obvious double chin. It is obvious at first glance that he is obese.
Moreover, his fatness is not just the kind of fat that is accumulated by fat, but also the kind of fat that is puffy.
All in all, it feels a bit bloated.
At this time, Han Fei could no longer close his mouth, and saliva was flowing out of his mouth.
But he himself did not seem to realize that, although those eyes seemed to be looking at Qin Jiang, in fact, their gaze was wandering and could not even focus.
Qin Jiang immediately realized that his consciousness might have become a little blurry.
Qin Jiang quickly took out a silver needle and said to Han Duo, "You two hold him up a little while I give him a shot."
After hearing what Qin Jiang said, Han Duo and Du Lang supported Han Fei on the left and right.
Qin Jiang picked up the silver needle and gave him a few injections in the neck.
After the silver needle was inserted, Han Fei instantly became much more awake.
Seeing that the other party had regained consciousness, Qin Jiang sat back in his chair and asked, "Tell me, what's going on?"
Han Duo cried and said, "Doctor Qin, my brother is an online celebrity who eats a lot of food. He usually attracts fans by eating all kinds of food."
"My brother came to our store today to eat snacks. I wanted to help the boss promote it, and he didn't have to pay for it. He will be given an appearance fee."
"As my brother was eating, he suddenly became stupid and didn't respond no matter how I called him."
"Our boss was worried that my brother had been poisoned, so he asked us to bring him here to have a look."
This situation does happen sometimes, and it is indeed terrifying when it really happens.
I believe many people have had this experience: they suddenly look at a certain place, as if they were attracted to it, unwilling to move their eyes away, unwilling to move, and even unwilling to speak.
This situation is actually the legendary daze.
When daydreaming, the person himself will feel very comfortable and relaxed.
But for people around them, it will feel very strange and even scary.
Because no matter how the people around him called the person in a daze, that person would not respond at all, as if his soul had been taken away.
This kind of daze can actually be divided into two situations.
One situation is that although you are in a daze, you can hear the movements around you and you can hear someone calling you, but you just don’t want to respond to them.
There is another situation that you are in a daze, but you are completely unaware of the situation around you.
This situation is more serious.
From a scientific point of view, the reason why people become dazed is actually related to the brain nerves.
It can be understood that when your brain is calculating too many things and can't process them all, your brain will let you be dazed for a while to give it more time and space to deal with other things.
This is also why people who daydream feel very comfortable.
But if you often feel dazed, it means there must be something wrong with your body.
(End of this chapter)
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