Live broadcast: I am an upright Chinese medicine practitioner, and all my patients died online
Chapter 312: Wrong Time
Chapter 312: Wrong Time
"Hahaha, Liu Hao, did you hear that? The doctor said your kidneys are not good."
"Didn't you always brag to us about having sex seven times a night? With your body, can you still have sex seven times a night?"
"No wonder every time we talk about going to pee together, we act like sissies. So this is the reason."
The brothers laughed at Liu Hao mercilessly.
Liu Hao was also a little embarrassed.
He said to Qin Jiang in dissatisfaction: "Doctor, are you sure you are not mistaken? How can there be any problem with my kidneys? Do you know how good my kidneys are!"
Seeing that Liu Hao was still stubborn, Qin Jiang picked up the teacup on the table and took a sip of tea, then asked calmly, "Really? Then tell me how good your kidneys are."
Liu Hao boasted to Qin Jiang.
"We drive big trucks. Can we drive if our kidneys are not good?"
"I can run for twelve hours without going to the bathroom, can you?"
Qin Jiang nodded.
"So you often hold your urine, and you hold it for a long time?"
Liu Hao didn't realize there was anything wrong. He said proudly, "Yes, I can hold it for so long. Isn't it because my kidneys are healthy?"
"I never have back pain, and I can last a long time when I'm intimate with my wife, one or two hours each time. Doesn't this mean that my kidneys are healthy?"
Zhao Juanhong glared at Liu Hao.
"You want to die? Can you just talk about this kind of thing?"
Although Zhao Juanhong looked reproachful, it was not difficult to tell from her expression that this might be true.
This not only made his brothers behind him very envious, but even the audience in the live broadcast room were jealous.
"This guy is a Super Saiyan, right? One or two hours? Can it really be that long?"
"As someone who has been there, I can tell you this is true because I was able to do it when I was younger, but I can't do it now."
"That's bullshit, right? They are all tough guys online, but they all become good boys offline."
"Brother, tell me more about offline. I want to know how to contact you offline."
Netizens know nothing about medical skills, but they are very interested in matters between men and women.
Qin Jiang glanced at Liu Hao and said calmly, "Are you sure you can hold on for an hour or two?"
Seeing that Qin Jiang didn't believe it either, Liu Hao became even more proud.
"I have no way to prove this kind of thing, but my wife is right here. She knows better than anyone whether it's true or not."
Qin Jiang couldn't help but say, "It seems that you have some misunderstanding about persisting for an hour or two."
"When we talk about endurance, we are not referring to the duration of the whole process, but the duration at the most exciting moment. How long you can last at that time is the most important, because at that time the feelings of both parties will reach their peak. The longer it lasts, the longer the sense of happiness will last."
Qin Jiang looked at Liu Hao and asked a soul-searching question.
"So how long can you last at your peak?"
As soon as Qin Jiang asked this question, Liu Hao's face turned pale and his whole body began to tremble.
Because he knew very well that although he could persist for an hour or two, he would be an absolute second-rate man at the critical moment!
Netizens in the live broadcast room also exclaimed in surprise.
"Fuck, so time starts to be counted at that time? Isn't this too perverted?"
"It's outrageous. I heard from others that he could last for several minutes. I thought that several minutes was nothing. But now I know that the time should be counted from that moment."
"My heart is broken. So I am the trash?"
Many men are very concerned about this kind of thing, and think that they are only real men if they are strong enough in that aspect. However, in fact, because our country has not done a good job in enlightenment in this regard, many people have never figured out a lot of common sense in this regard in their lifetime.
Liu Hao is now hit hard. The psychological gap is too big.
He always thought he was a macho man, but he didn't expect that he was a quick-witted man.
Qin Jiang then asked, "Is there anything else that makes you mistakenly believe that your kidneys are fine?"
Liu Hao was trembling and couldn't utter a word.
The blow he suffered was so great that he could hardly accept it for a while.
Seeing Liu Hao like this, Zhao Juanhong took the initiative to hold his hand and said, "It's okay, husband, I don't mind."
Zhao Juanhong originally wanted to comfort Liu Hao, but when she said this, it felt like a critical hit.
Liu Hao was on the verge of collapse.
Worried that Liu Hao could not hold on, Zhao Juanhong said to Qin Jiang, "Doctor, just tell me what you want to say. What is wrong with my husband?"
Qin Jiang did not rush to answer Zhao Juanhong, but pointed to the QR code on the table and said, "Scan the code first, the total is three thousand and two."
When Liu Hao heard Qin Jiang say this, he immediately became dissatisfied.
"You want me to pay without even telling me what disease I have? What kind of rule is this!"
Qin Jiang said calmly: "This is the rule for seeing a doctor here. If you are not satisfied, you can leave now."
Zhao Juanhong quickly patted Liu Hao's hand, signaling him not to be impulsive.
"Husband, Doctor Qin has always followed this rule when treating patients. Before, someone just ran away without paying after seeing the doctor, and Doctor Qin had no choice."
“It’s not easy for everyone, let’s be considerate of each other.”
Zhao Juanhong is still very reasonable.
Qin Jiang has such a big clinic here, he will definitely not charge random money. Otherwise, the monk can run away but the temple cannot, and they will naturally come back to ask for an explanation.
Zhao Juanhong took out her mobile phone and scanned the code to pay directly.
Ding.
[It was detected that the host was outspoken to the patient and told the patient’s hidden illness, which greatly helped the patient and the task was completed]
[Congratulations to the host for winning the reward: Erchen Quyu Decoction]
"Doctor Qin, I have already transferred the money."
Qin Jiang nodded to indicate that he had received it.
Then he looked at the couple and said in a serious tone: "I now have a preliminary suspicion that your husband has uremia."
As soon as Qin Jiang said this, the Chinese medicine clinic suddenly became quiet.
When Liu Hao realized what was happening, he jumped up and said quickly, "Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
"How could I have uremia? Nonsense! You are a quack doctor! Believe it or not, I have ruined your reputation!"
Qin Jiang had already expected Liu Hao to have this reaction, so he asked for the money first.
Now no matter how much Liu Hao makes a fuss, even if he doesn't watch it, he has already received the money.
Zhao Juanhong also found it somewhat difficult to accept this result.
But after she calmed down, she still glared at Liu Hao.
"What are you yelling about? Listen to what the doctor says and sit down!"
(End of this chapter)
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