Live broadcast: I am an upright Chinese medicine practitioner, and all my patients died online

Chapter 9 Your illness is a bit...Jue Juezi
  Phew.

Qin Jiang’s words were shocking!
  Sun Wei laughed so hard that she couldn't stand up straight.

Wu Tong directly put on the mask of pain.

"Doctor, have you always been so straight?"

Qin Jiang comforted him: "It's okay, young man. Anal fissure is not a disease that is difficult to talk about. At least I... don't have it."

Wu Tong originally thought Qin Jiang said he had it too.

As a result, Qin Jiang made a sudden change!

You didn't say shit!
  Don't make it seem like you feel the same way as me!

"Put your hand up and I'll check your pulse."

Wu Tong put his hand on the pulse pillow.

As soon as Qin Jiang put his hand on him, his expression suddenly changed.

The way he looked at Wu Tong was one part puzzled, one part doubtful, two parts shocked, and one part admiration.

Wu Tong panicked.

"Doctor, am I suffering from some terminal illness?"

Qin Jiang was silent for a moment and then said: "You are not terminally ill, you are a bit... terminal."

Wu Tong couldn't laugh or cry: "How long has it been? Doctor, can't you be more serious?"

Qin Jiang sighed: "Have you often had diarrhea recently?"

Wu Tong nodded: "Yes, I drink a lot of milk recently, and I get diarrhea when I drink milk."

"I looked online and they said it was called lactose intolerance."

Qin Jiang rolled his eyes at him: "Brother, you have nothing to do with lactose intolerance. Even if you don't drink milk, you will still have diarrhea."

Wu Tong said oh and stopped talking.

"You like farting too, right?"

Wu Tong nodded again.

Perhaps Sun Wei wanted to regain her lost face, so she also said from the sidelines: "Yes, doctor, he farts often, and his farts are much smellier than mine!"

Sun Wei thought she had regained her face, but she didn't know that the audience in the live broadcast room was already looking at them with pitiful eyes.

"Could it be that these two are the legendary Fart Eagle Heroes?"

"Two fart kings get together. I can't even imagine how violent the scene is. Is it really enough to have only one toilet in the house?"

"When I go to bed at night, people upstairs and downstairs think there are firecrackers being set off outside."

After taking the pulse, Qin Jiang already knew what kind of disease Wu Tong had.

"Put your tongue out and let me see."

Wu Tong stuck out his tongue. The coating on his tongue was purple, and the veins under the base of his tongue were bulging, which looked a bit scary.

"You are very wet."

Just when Wu Tong was about to explain, Qin Jiang said again: "Do you have hemorrhoids?"

Wu Tong was immediately silenced.

There's something wrong with this doctor.

Every time it seems to be a rhetorical question, but it is actually an affirmative sentence.

Are you asking a rhetorical question for affirmation and emphasis?
  This doctor has perfect marks in Chinese!

Wu Tong asked anxiously: "Doctor, what exactly is wrong with me?"

Qin Jiang snorted: "Nothing serious, just hemorrhoids, anal prolapse, and a little bit of diabetes."

Wu Tong felt relieved after hearing this and glanced at Sun Wei proudly.

"Let me just say I'm in good health, right?"

Sun Wei made a sound, obviously unable to accept Wu Tong's arrogance.

Wu Tong struck while the iron was hot and continued to ask: "Doctor, can my anal prolapse and hemorrhoids be cured?"

Qin Jiang started to look at Wu Tong with that weird look in his eyes again, which made Wu Tong feel terrified. Just when Wu Tong was about to be unable to withstand the psychological pressure, Qin Jiang said while writing the prescription: "Young man, don't have too much fun."

Sun Wei, who was standing nearby, blushed, thinking that Qin Jiang was still talking about what they had done before.

You can’t make it, right?

Wu Tong was thick-skinned and didn't think it was a big deal.

After all, making your girlfriend obey is a skill, isn't it?
  Who knew Qin Jiang's next words would have broken his defense.

What the hell!

Blast!

Wu Tong felt like he was torn apart.

Sun Wei felt like her head was splitting.

The audience in the live broadcast room felt that their three views were torn apart!
  "Brothers, my brain capacity is a bit insufficient. What does the anchor mean by this?"

"Ah, it's so annoying! It's so annoying! How I wish I didn't click into this live broadcast room!"

In the medical clinic.

You can hear a pin drop, the silence is terrifying!
  Wu Tong sat on the stool, shaking like a sieve.

At this time, he regretted it, very regretted it!

How he wished he had not walked into this hospital!
  Isn't this a debt?
  If you go and see a serious Western medicine hospital, nothing will happen, right?

Why come here to see Chinese medicine?

"Xiaowei, listen to my quibbles...oh no, listen to my explanation."

Wu Tong wanted to hold Sun Wei's hand.

Unexpectedly, Sun Wei immediately ran away and looked at Wu Tong in horror, as if he were looking at a monster!
  "you……"

When Sun Wei asked this question, her voice was trembling.

Sun Wei felt very nauseous!

Wu Tong knelt on the ground and cried: "Xiaowei, before I met you, I admitted that there was something wrong with my hobbies. But after I met you, I really only love you!"

Sun Wei did not immediately believe Wu Tong's lies, but continued to ask: "If that's the case, then why do you still have contact with him?"

Wonderful, really wonderful!
  Qin Jiang picked up the tea cup and pretended to drink tea, but in fact he was eating melon.

He could indeed know Wu Tong's physical condition by taking his pulse, but Qin Jiang really couldn't guess this complicated love triangle plot between you and me.

"Xiaowei, please give me another chance. I will call him later and explain the matter clearly to him so that he will never come to me again, okay?"

Sun Wei shook her head in disappointment.

"Wu Tong, let's break up. You just make me feel sick now!"

After saying this, Sun Wei picked up her things and ran out without looking back.

"No! Xiaowei!"

Wu Tong wanted to chase him out, but Qin Jiang quickly stepped forward to stop him.

"Brother, don't be so sad."

Wu Tong cried like a child.

Fans in the live broadcast room also stopped posting comments.

I didn’t expect the anchor to have such a warm side.

"What, your consultation fee hasn't been paid yet."

"It's nine hundred yuan in total. Scan the QR code or pay in cash?"

Beast!
  This anchor is really not a human being!
  Wu Tong glanced at Qin Jiang who was smiling and cried even louder.

After a while, Wu Tong calmed down and scanned the code while sobbing.

"Doctor, please give me some more medicine. I feel like I'm going to lose weight again."

Qin Jiang nodded seriously.

(End of this chapter)