Three Kingdoms: My Strategy Simulator

Chapter 112 Nonsense
  "Wait a minute, gelded dog!"

This sound seemed to be from the highest point of morality, an evaluation full of contempt and contempt.

As the emperor's envoy, the eunuch Zuo Feng's originally somewhat arrogant expression suddenly changed.

"Bold~~"

In anger, Zuo Feng's voice was particularly sharp and slender, as harsh as a fingernail scratching hard on the glass.

Zuo Feng also suddenly turned around and looked in the direction of the visitor. What appeared in Zuo Feng's eyes was He Miao and the envoys of important ministers and families who were attached to the general's lineage.

After seeing the face of the visitor clearly, Zuo Feng's angry expression froze.

Although Zuo Feng was a confidant of Zhang Rang, the ten permanent servants, his position was just an inconspicuous little yellow door.

Compared with the identity of Queen He Miaogui and the younger brother of General He Jin, Zuo Feng is just a little person.

As an important figure in the family of relatives, He Miao obviously knew how to poke the eunuch's wound with force, and said in a sinister manner.

"What? Aren't you a castrated dog? Do you want me to give you a chance to prove yourself? All you have to do is take off your pants and show your penis to the world."

As soon as these words came out, some of the soldiers or servants of Wu County Government knew they shouldn't laugh, but they couldn't help but twitch their expressions, and they turned red from laughing.

What kind of chicken can the eunuch show?
  But He Miao looked at Zuo Feng's angry expression and shrugged, pointed at Zuo Feng with one finger, then looked left and right at the envoy from an important minister's family behind him, and said with a smile.

"Oh, I understand, it turns out to be nonsense~~~"

As someone who had not experienced professional training actually burst into laughter.

Li Ji, who had a calm look on his face, looked at Liu Bei with some surprise when he heard this, and looked at Liu Bei who quickly covered his mouth and lowered his head.

'I didn't expect you to be such a lord...'

And this smile was like the last straw that broke the camel's back, completely making the eunuch Zuo Feng, who had always paid special attention to face and dignity, become furious. He no longer cared about He Miao's status and said in a sharp voice.

"How dare you, you are no more than a captain of the Yue Cavalry School. I am the emperor's envoy with a scepter. How dare you speak nonsense in front of me and insult the emperor's envoy? How many heads in the He family can be chopped off~~~"

"Don't scare me. It's true that you are holding the scepter, but the edict has been issued, and now you are just a little yellow door running errands." He Miao said disdainfully.

Zuo Feng naturally knew about this. After the edict was announced, as long as He Miao did not kill him or humiliate the scepter, even if Zuo Feng brought the matter to the Ten Constant Attendants or even to the Emperor, it would be nothing more. Just some trivial things to talk about.

It is obviously not enough to scare He Miao as the emperor's envoy.

Liu Bei, who was listening on the sidelines, couldn't help but frown slightly, feeling quite uncomfortable with the arrogance of his relative He Miao.

Although Liu Bei also hated eunuchs in his heart, no matter what, Zuo Feng was always the emperor's envoy, representing the face of the emperor and the court.

He Miao's actions clearly show the unscrupulousness of his relatives.

Just when Liu Bei was hesitating whether, as the governor of Wu County, he should speak up to ease the situation, and asked Zuo Feng and He Miao to go aside, he suddenly felt his sleeve being pulled.

Liu Bei turned his eyes and looked at Li Ji beside him. He found that Li Ji's eyes were slightly closed, and then he shook his head vaguely.

Immediately, Liu Bei lifted his heels and put them back again. He subconsciously chose to trust Li Ji's judgment and suggestions and continued to stay where he was and wait for the changes.

At this moment, the two sides, who were completely at odds, were already yelling at each other.

"Born from your stepmother, you are just a slave of the He family who has forgotten your surname..."

"Nonsense!"

"He Miao, what are your achievements? You just relied on Queen He to get the Yue Cavalry School Captain. Wu Zuofeng did not rely on women after all..."

"Nonsense!"

"You have no king and no father..."

"Nonsense!"

……

Obviously, compared with Zuo Feng, He Miao's attacks are more clever and sharp.

No matter how much Zuo Feng cursed, He Miao always just said "nonsense" and continued to attack Zuo Feng's vital points while counterattacking.

The surging anger made Zuo Feng's reason disappear almost visibly, and the "nonsense talk" made Zuo Feng become more and more anxious.

"Nonsense~"

Finally, an extremely angry Zuo Feng suddenly rushed towards He Miao and punched He Miao's mouth.

It's just that no matter how stupid He Miao is, he is still a Yueqi captain. His strength value is obviously higher than that of Zuo Feng, so he subconsciously raised his hand to block Zuo Feng's attack.

"You idiot, how dare you hurt me?" He Miao's expression changed, and while scolding, he added another attack.

This made Zuo Feng, who seemed unable to do anything to He Miao even with the final violence, completely lose all his remaining sanity, and subconsciously grasped the staff in his left hand and knocked it on He Miao's head.

"Bold!!"

"Captain He, be careful!"

"No!"

……

In an instant, the expressions of everyone who witnessed this scene changed and they felt that a disaster was imminent.

If He Miao was knocked to death by a dull head, everyone present would be involved. He Jin and Queen He would definitely suffer from cramps and peeling off their skins one by one.

What's even more frightening is that if the scepter is broken or damaged by knocking down, not only Zuo Feng will be held accountable by the nine Yi tribes, but also the three tribes present.

The scepter truly represents the emperor's envoy, represents the emperor's personal presence, and symbolizes the majesty of the entire Han Dynasty. The Huns let Su Wu herd sheep for nineteen years. They dared to insult and imprison Su Wu, but they would not directly snatch or damage Su Wu's staff. Su Wu went through many hardships and did not dare to let go of the staff until his death. millimeter.

One can imagine what the scepter means to the big man.

At this moment, Li Ji, who seemed to want to step forward to persuade, walked to the two of them, almost jumped between the two of them and blocked the front of the staff. He stretched his hands up, as if to block Scepter.

"boom!"

A dull voice sounded.

Li Ji, who was standing between the two, fell down in response.

In an instant, the whole scene was in chaos!
  "Zi Kun!!"

Liu Bei looked at Li Ji who fell to the ground with red eyes, and quickly rushed over to help Li Ji up. He suddenly found that Li Ji's forehead was very red.

Many people quickly moved towards Zuo Feng, wanting to check whether the scepter was damaged.

Zuo Feng, who later realized what a disaster he had caused, took a few steps back with a pale face, and then checked the scepter in a panic.

"so far so good……"

Zuo Feng checked it carefully for a while and found that there was no problem with the scepter. Only then did he feel that his life could be barely saved.

Waves of long sighs of relief rang out in the government office.

"God bless, God bless~~"

Zuo Feng held the staff tightly in his arms and kept talking.

however……

"Come here, seal off the scene!"

When Liu Bei shouted loudly, the soldiers who were originally guarding outside the government office moved in response and directly surrounded everyone present.

Zuo Feng saw Liu Bei staring at him with red eyes, and couldn't help but feel timid and shouted.

"Chief Liu, what do you want to do?"

"Today, I ask Zuo Huangmen to give me an explanation, and I also need to give an explanation to Zikun."

Liu Bei held Li Ji who fell to the ground with one hand, and put his other hand on the sword at his waist, and spoke with murderous intent. "If anything happens to Zikun, I would like to ask you to go and apologize to Zikun."

"Be bold!"

How could Zuo Feng not hear Liu Bei's intention to kill him? Zuo Feng, who was already panicking after experiencing this series of changes, felt an inexplicable anger at this time.

He Miaogui is a relative and dares to insult me, so forget it.

How dare Liu Bei, a small county governor, be disrespectful to me?

"Liu Bei, I am the emperor's envoy. How dare you be rude to me?"

Liu Bei stared at Zuo Feng for a few breaths, and then slowly pulled out the sword from his waist little by little. The cold light reflected from the sun made Zuo Feng afraid.

no doubt……

'He dares! '

Not only Zuo Feng had this idea, but also the rest of the people present.

"Zikun and I share life and death. The enemy is ahead, and I will kill him..."

Just as Liu Bei was talking and about to draw his sword and let Zuo Feng be captured on the spot, Liu Bei suddenly felt another hand pressing on his sword.

Liu Bei looked down and found that it was Li Ji who stopped him.

"My lord, no, I'm fine. You must not be impulsive. Has your lord forgotten your ambition to save the world and benefit the people?" Li Ji's voice revealed a hint of weak persuasion.

"I can't even protect Zikun, how can I protect the people of the world? If Zikun abandons me, even if he achieves his great ambitions, what's the point?"

Liu Bei spoke in a deep voice, his voice full of sadness.

This made Li Ji feel that the blood pack he had prepared was too large, so that Liu Bei thought he could not be saved.

In fact, my lord, if you ask the doctor to rescue me, won’t I be able to survive?

In desperation, Li Ji had no choice but to hold Liu Bei's hand tightly to prevent Liu Bei from actually drawing his sword and chop Zuo Feng into minced meat on the spot. After letting things go in an unpredictable direction, he spoke weakly.

"Doctor...doctor..."

This made Liu Bei, who was accustomed to the battlefield and subconsciously believed that he would definitely die if he injured his head with such a heavy bleeding, he woke up from a dream. He could no longer care about Zuo Feng and shouted at Xiahou Lan in a hurry.

"Quick, go get the doctor."

Immediately, Liu Bei picked up Li Ji and rushed towards the government office, completely leaving Zuo Feng and He Miao where they were.

It wasn't until Liu Bei, who was originally filled with murderous intent, left that the originally tense scene gradually calmed down.

He Miao glanced at Zuo Feng, feeling a little frightened.

Originally, He Miao deliberately angered Zuo Feng in order to make Zuo Feng fight, but He Miao never expected that Zuo Feng, a lunatic, would dare to hit his head with a staff.

It should be noted that most of the scepters in the Western Han Dynasty were made of wood and might not kill anyone if struck, but the scepters in the Eastern Han Dynasty were made of brass mixed with iron.

At that moment, He Miao was knocked solid, and it was impossible to say that he had actually sent it.

(End of this chapter)