I was just solving crimes, how could I become an immortal?

Chapter 150 Eat a lot of semen

Planting Sanyang was successful.

The day after Cao An left, a bud grew from Sanyang's head.

Perhaps it is the dual use of Dao Soul Fruit and Corpse Flower. The terrifying evil energy in Sanyang's body is just the best tonic.

Everyone just watched the saplings grow wildly every day, and the evil spirit in Sanyang's body gradually became calmer.

There is no doubt that Xiaojiu's method was successful. By planting his head in the ground, he could really rely on the power of strange plants to extract the evil spirit growing in his body.

But, what then?
  "Then? Then I don't know." Xiao Jiu gnawed on his candied haws indifferently.

She has always cared about killing and not burying people. If Cao An hadn't developed her hobby, Xiao Jiu would not have saved people. In her opinion, one stabbing would end everything, and she would die early and be reborn.

How can I plant a tree on my head and suffer the consequences like now?

Now we have succeeded in planting trees on our heads, but how to separate people from trees in the future is another question.

Don't just cut down the tree. The nutrition of the tree is in the roots. If you cut down the trunk, the evil spirit absorbed will return to the three yangs, which is equivalent to wasting your work.

As for uprooting it, don't even think about it.

Have you ever seen a tree uprooted but the land still intact?
  Uproot the tree on Sanyang's head, and the meridians that penetrate deep into your brain will be lifted up directly.

Seeing everyone working hard for him, Sanyang felt very sorry. He put his palms together and performed a Buddhist salute: "Amitabha, this is actually quite good. I feel a clear spirit that I have never felt before."

shuh~
  Sanyang swung the tree above his head again, giving everyone a big blow.

"Okay, okay, please stop saluting, we can't bear it. It's strange that a tree grows on your head, and you can clear your spirit."

Running around with a tree on his head would make anyone's scalp numb just looking at it.

Perhaps the happiest person in the audience was Sister Pan. She ran out of her brother's heart and quickly climbed up the tree to have fun, swaying the trunk, and the leaves kept falling.

"Buddhism's first-class Bodhisattva emphasizes: Bodhi has no tree, and a mirror is not a stand." Xiaojiu finished chewing a sugar-coated haws and smacked his lips. He seemed to have some unfinished thoughts and vaguely gave an answer.

"What do you mean? If these Corpse Flowers and Tao Soul Fruits are planted together, they will turn into Bodhi trees?" No one knew anything about Buddhism.

Xiaojiu shook her head cutely: "Bodhi is born from the heart. If the heart is like a clear mirror, maybe it can be planted."

The words were still unintelligible, and it gave Cao An the feeling that he was cheating him out of food and drink. In just two sentences, he extended his little hand to Cao An for candied haws. What a real kid.

"Just one more word!" Cao An asked someone to bring another one and bargained with Xiao Jiu.

The child thought for a moment and seemed to be considering how to let Cao An entrust the candied haws to her without getting into trouble.

After a long while, he replied: "Go find the supervisor of Si Tianjian."

Well, just throwing the ball to others is really a once and for all solution. Cao An rubbed his eyebrows with a headache.

The Buddhist sect in Daxing received much better treatment than the Taoist sect, and many classics were preserved.

But Buddhism just likes these specious things, so he muttered for a long time, saying it was the same as not saying it.

Ask again? That's just the word "enlightenment".

"Forget it, I'll go to Si Tianjian tomorrow."

"Does Si Tianjian understand this?"

"They probably don't understand, but since they have lived a long time, they should know something about the demon clan."

Cao An is in urgent need of information now. The supervisor of Si Tianjian is shouting about health care every day. He must be an old guy and he knows something.

But after Cao An finished speaking, Red Fox was unhappy.

The corners of his eyebrows turned red again, and he pressed towards Cao An with an unhappy look on his face: "What do you mean? I am the demon king here, and you actually want to go find someone else to ask about the demon clan? Don't I know?"

"You know? Then tell me, how is this demon jade refined into a black ring? Why does it produce evil energy after swallowing it?"

huh~~
  Yin Hong disappeared and Red Fox went offline on the spot.

She is really a useless fox queen. When she was in power, she didn't do anything serious and thought about roasting wings all day long. Now she doesn't know anything about it.

Just as he was thinking about it, a clerk hurried over and handed a cloth bag to Cao An.

"Cao Shuixiu, a messenger just came outside and delivered your things."

"My stuff?" Cao An was a little confused.

I only have a few friends from Nanchu who I know outside, and their things are not delivered so quickly.

If this person is from Shangjiang City, is it necessary to entrust a post messenger to deliver it?
  With doubts, Cao An opened the bag and found a letter and a book inside.

There are five big characters written on the letter: [In person from Mr. Cao]

"Gan!" Cao An couldn't help but curse.

The only one who would call him 'sir' was Mu Bai.

I heard from Zhu Xian and others that Mu Bai left the Jiaofang Division in an emergency on the day he disappeared, and his whereabouts are still unknown.

What does it mean that something will be delivered suddenly? Are you provoking me?
  Cao An opened the letter and wrote:
  "Mr. Cao, I will apologize to you first."

"I know that I have betrayed Mr. Cao's trust, and I feel very guilty, but for the sake of the rise and fall of the demon clan, I have to take this step."

"Now that everything is over, I don't have to worry about worldly things anymore, and I can't let go of my husband."

"Therefore, I want to write a book."

……

"Pull it down, the demon clan still writes books. How many demons can understand it?" Cao An sneered at this kind of hobby.

Zhu Xian beside him seemed to be fanning the flames: "What do you mean? She is playing with you."

This woman was so shameless, she lied to him, and now she said she couldn't let him go. She even wrote a letter telling him that she wanted to write a book.

There are so many literary talents in our Shangjiang City. How good a literary talent can we expect from an oiran from the Jiaofang Division?
  "I think you can forgive me a little." Red Fox's voice came from beside him. "No, is it that good-looking?" Cao An took the book back and looked at the cover: [Miscellaneous Notes on the Demon Clan].

"???"

"Are you sending us information?"

Cao An flipped through several pages in succession. They were indeed miscellaneous notes about the demon clan. The first article was about the civil strife that occurred in the demon clan after Red Fox's body was destroyed.

……

The demon clan respects strength.

The destruction of Red Fox's physical body back then was tantamount to death in the eyes of the demon clan, because everyone knew that even if it was given a new body, Red Fox's strength would be greatly reduced.

How difficult it is to reshape the body.

So after the defeat of the red fox, the new great demon began to plot to seize power.

Dapeng, golden toad, red owl...

The monsters who were suppressed by the red fox in the past have established themselves as kings, and a fierce war is about to break out...

On the verge of breaking out?
  "Then go ahead! What about the back? Is it gone?"

Red Fox looked at the book in his hand, and then looked at Cao An eagerly, with a somewhat aggrieved look in his eyes.

But it’s useless for you to look at me! I'm not a broken dog.

Seeing the queen's expression of waiting for an update, Cao An spread his hands helplessly.

"Just wait, wait until I get her back, you during the day and I at night."

"I want her to write 10 words for me every day."

"I'm going to give her a load of cum."

Cao An and Red Fox smiled evilly at the same time, ready to lock Mu Bai into a small dark room and squeeze him day and night.

……

In the early morning of the next day, before dawn, Cao An took a deep breath and waited outside the palace early.

There was no other way. He had been missing for seven days in a row. Now that he was back, the emperor would naturally ask questions.

For example, where have you been during this time? Have you met anyone? Why did it suddenly appear at the border? etc.

"Your Majesty, I just fell into the monster's plan and was forced to live in Nanchu. During the period, I only encountered some petty thieves, so there is nothing to worry about."

Cao An did not tell anything about Nanchu.

After all, in the eyes of the emperor, Southern Chu was a stumbling block to the unification of the world, which ran counter to Cao Anlu's philosophy of seeing injustice.

From the perspective of Emperor Wan Jing, the more chaotic the twelve kingdoms of Southern Chu, the better.

If he said that he had done harm to the people and made friends, wouldn't he still be hated by the emperor? Cao An simply kept silent.

But who was Emperor Wanjing? He was a majestic king. He naturally saw that Cao An was hiding something.

Narrowing his eyes, he decided: reward.

"Cao Aiqing has worked hard all the way. I heard that you are still living in the government office, so I will give you a house."

"???"

"Thank you for your grace, Your Majesty."

This Emperor Wan Jing is really living an awkward life.

When I captured Uncle Guo, you didn't reward me much for my great service. You rewarded me when I went on a trip, and I was seriously ill.

But thinking about it, Emperor Wan Jing might be very confused himself.

Cao An's ability is too outstanding, and he works under Ying Changfeng, so he is not checked by his laws. It is normal to worry about Cao An's superiority.

But Cao An suddenly disappeared and suddenly appeared at the border, even concealing something in his words, which made Emperor Wan Jing a little worried.

Hit a stick and give a sweet date. Is the stick hit a little too hard? Will Cao An start contacting foreigners?
  Giving Cao An a house will make him feel at ease. He will settle down in Shangjiang City in the future. Once he has a family, he should not be impetuous.

No matter what the emperor thought, at least Cao An was quite happy because he got a mansion for nothing.

After the court, Eunuch Yu came over and pulled him into the dark with a smile.

"Cao Shuixiu, we haven't seen you for a few days, but you are still as charming as ever! The princess keeps talking about you today, and she is very afraid that Cao Shuixiu will encounter gangsters on the road!"

"Haha, don't worry. She cares about me so much that when my house is settled, she will invite the princess to stay with me for a few days."

"..." Eunuch Yu's eyelids were twitching as he listened to Cao An's words.

He just mentioned the princess casually to build a closer relationship. If you really want the princess to live there, do you still want this reputation?
  "Ahem, let's discuss the matter of the princess going to stay for a short time. As for Cao Shuixiu's house, do you want it to be closer to the office? Or farther away?"

Ordinary reward houses cannot be compared with Cao An. He is now a hot shot and must be the best.

Thinking about Uncle Guo's case this time, if Cao An hadn't been merciful, the prince would have been sent away almost.

As the prince, Eunuch Yu was naturally very grateful to Cao An, and it was right for him to help allocate a good place.

As for the question of distance?

Being close is naturally convenient for going to work. Well, it's also convenient for working overtime.

The more distant one is that he has a natural advantage in accepting bribes at banquets and does not have to worry about being discovered by his colleagues.

"The closer, the closer the better. It's best to climb over the wall and go directly to the tinder boudoir." Cao An made his choice very sincerely.

(End of this chapter)