Reborn in the red era, I will take action

Chapter 13 Jia Zhang fell into the toilet, eat until full
  "Hurry... pull Jia Zhang away quickly!" Yi Zhonghai roared angrily, almost out of breath.

No one dares to come close.

Auntie still showed her true feelings when she was in danger, and hurriedly grabbed Jia Zhang and helped Yi Zhonghai escape.

"The meeting is dismissed!" Yi Zhonghai stood up tremblingly, his face looking very ugly.

"Why are you so anxious? The Jia family's matter of stealing my braised pork has not been resolved yet." Cao Weiguo was unwilling.

"Cao Weiguo, what do you want to do?!" Yi Zhonghai's face was twitching. He felt that this boy from the Cao family had suddenly become a troublemaker, even more troublesome than Xu Damao.

At the same time, Mrs. Jia Zhang finally couldn't care less, kicked her legs, and rushed towards the dry toilet outside like a rolling ball.

While rushing, there was a popping sound.

What a sin!

Banggen was dragged by Qin Huairu and quickly ran towards the toilet.

All of a sudden, everything was going crazy.

"Master, it's not what I want to do, but what do you want to do? To protect a thief?" Cao Weiguo ignored the Jia family's affairs, and with all his firepower, he directly attacked Yi Zhonghai: "There are rumors that the master and Jia Zhang are having an affair. , even Jia Dongxu is your descendant, so you defend the Jia family like this, is it true?"

Doesn't matter if it's true or not? Speak up first and wait for the rumors to fly.

"伱..." Yi Zhonghai's face turned red and he wanted to curse, but his last bit of reason forced him to hold back. Well, he couldn't destroy his character.

"Old Yi, if you think about it carefully, what Cao Weiguo said makes sense!" Liu Haizhong agreed excitedly, looking at Yi Zhonghai with strange eyes.

It would be great if this could drag Yi Zhonghai down from his position as the first master.

Liu Haizhong always dreamed of replacing Yi Zhonghai as the great master.

"I think not only Jia Dongxu is the father of the great master, but also Silly Zhu. Otherwise, why would the First Master be so partial to Silly Zhu?" Xu Damao stood up and stabbed him unceremoniously, winking and getting excited.

He has always been quite dissatisfied with Yi Zhonghai. This old guy has been partial to Silly Zhu for many years.

"Xu Damao, you are just a thief, I will beat you to death!" Silly Zhu's face instantly turned red and he kicked Xu Damao directly.

Fortunately, Xu Damao hid quickly: "Silly Zhu, do you dare to say that you are not the son of the first uncle? I'm afraid your father, He Daqing, ran away to Baoding because he was a cuckold!"

Silly Zhu's eyes were a little red, he stared at Xu Damao and cursed angrily: "Xu Damao, if I don't beat you to death, I won't be He Yuzhu!"

He Daqing was the last thing Sha Zhu wanted to hear, and Xu Damao had offended him.

"Have you not made enough trouble yet?" Yi Zhonghai yelled loudly, and grabbed Si Zhu himself. Finally, Yi Zhonghai turned to look at Cao Weiguo: "How much compensation do you want?"

He suddenly calmed down.

Tonight needs to end quickly.

If Cao Weiguo is allowed to talk nonsense like this, I wonder how badly his prestige will be damaged?

"10 yuan." Cao Weiguo said unceremoniously.

"You can buy 10 kilograms of pork belly for 10 yuan, and you're not afraid of dying." Yi Zhonghai said coldly: "The bowl of braised pork stolen by the Jia family does not exceed half a kilogram, so it is only worth 5 cents."

This is actually nonsense. Pork is indeed more than 1 yuan a pound.

But in famine years, it is almost impossible to buy meat through normal channels, and the price of pigeons on the market increases five to six times.

Cao Weiguo had a smile on his face and laid out the facts leisurely:
  "Since I'm telling lies, let's just say I'm right. That bowl of meat is worth 5 cents."

"But my croton is not money, is it? The kind of high-quality croton that can make a person go to the toilet eighteen times a night to relieve dehydration is the best of the best. It is very expensive and you can't buy it even if you have money."

"Not to mention, my skill in making braised pork is also valuable. Most people can't taste it. Yu Yu, just tell me, is the braised pork made by Brother Wei Guo delicious?"

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Cao Weiguo looked sure of victory and smiled and asked He Yuyu, who was watching the show in the crowd.

He Yuyu nodded subconsciously, and then she quickly looked at the aunt apologetically, feeling a little embarrassed.

After He Daqing ran away, she was often taken care of by her aunt.

She was grateful to Auntie. With her nod, she stabbed Yi Zhonghai in the back, which was equivalent to stabbing Auntie in the back.

"I testify that the crotons in Cao Wei's country are very valuable and cannot be exchanged for a thousand pieces of gold. They are specially used to feed the old beast Jia Zhang."

Xu Damao was so excited that he wanted to jump up and roared with a smirk on his face.

At the same time, he kept looking at Shazhu with his peripheral vision, guarding against Shazhu suddenly making a move.

Xu Damao couldn't wait to kneel down and lick Cao Weiguo's shoes.

Look at how Brother Cao beats the Jia family and makes Lao Yi angry to death. Silly Zhu still doesn't dare to fart.

So cool, so cool! I, Brother Cao, am a real man!
  "10 yuan is 10 yuan, I gave it to the Jia family."

Yi Zhonghai took a deep look at Cao Weiguo, and finally asked Aunt Ma to pay.

The aunt felt distressed, but when Lao Yi spoke, she had to obey.

"I hope the Jia family will continue to steal. If you have money, don't make bastards out of it. No, if you make money, make money out of bastards. Haha..."

Cao Weiguo was in a good mood. He raised the big black pick in his hand and said, "Tsk, tsk, spending other people's money is the most enjoyable thing."

Everyone dispersed with unfinished thoughts.

Yi Zhonghai quickly went back to take a shower, not caring how much briquettes were wasted in heating hot water.

I washed it vigorously, wishing I could peel off a layer of skin, but it still smelled bad.

Outside the courtyard.

In the dry toilet, the three members of the Jia family were pulling, pulling, pulling like crazy...

Qin Huairu was waiting not far outside the dry toilet, and only heard bursts of pop-pop-pop, which sounded like firecrackers.

She was a little helpless, where did that bastard Cao Weiguo get such an exaggerated croton? It's also evil.

Half an hour later.

Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu dragged their weak and tired bodies back to the courtyard with hunched bodies and pale faces.

On the way, Jia Zhang wanted to curse Cao Weiguo, but she couldn't find the strength.

As for Banggeng, he was so weak that he couldn't walk. It was Qin Huairu who carried him back.

however.

This is just the beginning!

In the next two hours, Jia Zhang, Jia Dongxu, and Bang Geng had to go to the dry toilet every ten minutes.

The front, middle and back courtyards were in a state of commotion, with the doors ajar and no one was sleeping, watching the show.

Two brothers, Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiekuang, took the opportunity to sneak out.

The two brothers held cannons and lit incense in their hands and hid behind a big tree not far from the aqua toilet.

In the women's toilet of the dry toilet, poor Jia Zhang was still defecating, but her legs were already very weak. Her hands were not too dirty anymore, so she grabbed the crack in the wall beside her to ensure that her fat body would not fall.

Sudden.

There was a click, as if something was thrown in from outside.

"Who?" Jia Zhang was startled.

But the next moment, "Boom, boom, boom..."

Good guy.

It was like the aqua toilet had exploded.

Really loud.

The 100 people in the front, middle and back courtyards of the courtyard all heard it clearly, and even felt the ground shaking slightly.

The two brothers, Yan Jiefang, were also shocked.

In this era, there were also many types of guns.

They had only played Liuyang small cannon before, and it was very weak.

The more expensive one is the second kicker, which is pretty powerful.

Mareko is more expensive, and it’s their first time playing it.

If they hadn't thought that Cao Weiguo had specified that he wanted to buy this, they would have been reluctant to buy it.

Then, tonight, I fired Mareko for the first time. I thought it would be about as powerful as the second kick.

did not expect……

This power is so awesome!

The two Yan Jiefang brothers turned around and ran away, their hearts beating fast. They didn't care whether Jia and Zhang had fallen into the cesspool?

Jia Zhang did fall in.

The moment the Marezi exploded, she was almost frightened to death.

His ears were buzzing, and his fat body fell directly into the pit.

In December, the weather in Sijiucheng is quite cold, especially at night, with temperatures reaching several degrees below zero.

But the feces and urine in the dry toilet pits are basically not frozen.

Because this kind of public dry toilet is used by many people, the cesspit needs to be large in capacity and dug deeper, no shallower than a cellar.

Because it is dug deep, it has some cold resistance properties in it.

What's more, there are salt and alkali and other elements in the feces and urine, and they are fermented, making it even less likely to freeze.

"Help, help, help..."

Mrs. Jia Zhang suffered from old sins and cried out for help.

The more she struggled, the faster she sank in. She had already taken several mouthfuls of dung soup.

It was bitterly cold and smelled beyond description, and I vomited while drinking it.

The picture is simply not too beautiful.

Cao Weiguo was in the front yard. When he heard the sound, he came out the fastest.

He couldn't really drown Jia Zhang. He thought that if others didn't react, he would definitely call for help.

He will definitely not save people himself.

Fortunately, in the blink of an eye, everyone in the courtyard ran out and immediately discovered that Jia Zhang had fallen into the cesspool.

Jia Dongxu hurriedly wiped his butt and pulled up his pants.

Then when he learned that his mother had fallen into the manure pit, he quickly found a stick next to the dry toilet and asked Jia Zhang to pull the stick up.

But Jia Zhang's hands were full of excrement soup. It was slippery, her body was heavy, and her cotton-padded jacket had absorbed the excrement water, so she couldn't get up at all.

Jia Dongxu anxiously asked Yi Zhonghai for help: "Master, please help me. If it's such a cold weather for a long time, my mother will freeze to death in the cesspool."

Yi Zhonghai's face was twitching. He had just taken a shower and changed into new clothes, and he was about to...

He wanted others to help, but as soon as he turned his head and looked at whoever he saw, he backed away.

I have no choice but to grit my teeth and step forward. After all, I have to maintain my character.

So Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu pulled Jia Zhang together. Because the stick was slippery, they replaced it with a hemp rope.

But he still couldn't be pulled up. Jia Zhang was a real fat pig.

"Pillar." Not far away, Qin Huairu enlarged his move and looked at Shazhu with tears in his eyes.

Silly Zhu was hiding far away at first, but Qin Huairu turned his head into a soft mass as soon as he used his move, and stepped forward to help without saying a word.

Cao Weiguo was stunned when he saw it. He even suspected that if Qin Huairu asked Sha Zhu to die, Sha Zhu would agree even if he didn't.

Qin Huairu herself did not step forward, feeling dirty in her heart.

Moreover, she has a good reason and is not afraid of others saying she is unfilial, because she is currently taking care of Bangge, who also has diarrhea.

With the addition of Sha Zhu, Jia Dongxu, Yi Zhonghai, and Sha Zhu worked together. Don't tell me, that's what it seems.

"I'm calling you guys, one, two, three, come on! One, two, three, come on!"

Cao Weiguo was directing from the side, shouting slogans.

Xu Damao, the shit stirrer, even raised his hands and kept clapping along with Cao Weiguo's chants.

Needless to say, under the leadership of Cao Weiguo and Xu Damao, hundreds of onlookers shouted "One, two, three, come on" at the top of their lungs, and applauded vigorously.

The atmosphere was inexplicably heated.

Cao Weiguo suppressed his laughter, secretly moved his steps, and came to the two brothers Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiekuang who were watching the show in the crowd.

The two brothers were extremely excited and were shouting "come on" at the top of their lungs.

Cao Wei took out 2 cents and secretly gave it to Yan Jiefang: "Yan Laoer, tell me, if someone sneaks around behind the dry toilet at this time and throws another Marleite into the pit, this old man Jia Zhang will Can Qianpo have enough to eat and drink?"

Yan Jiefang and everyone were numb. Although Cao Weiguo didn't say it explicitly, he understood the meaning behind the words!
  Too bad!

However, I couldn't resist the temptation of 2 cents. Even if I was exposed, it would be worth a beating.

Fortunately, there is still a mareizi in my hand.

Yan Jiefang gritted his teeth, secretly left the crowd, and walked around behind the toilet.

(End of this chapter)