The talisman is useless? That poor Taoist had no choice but to wear armor.
Chapter 195 Demons cannot feel fatigue. This is called science!
Chapter 195 Demons cannot feel fatigue. This is called science!
In the Longhushan live broadcast room, countless netizens watched the live broadcast online.
Watch these demons at work.
In the live broadcast room, tens of millions of people commented wildly, filling up the entire live broadcast screen.
"I'm from next door. I heard that demons work in Longhu Mountain? Is it true?"
"Watching from the front row, an army of demons invaded Longhu Mountain some time ago. After collecting the demons, they were used directly as coolies? Hahahaha! I was laughing so hard!"
"How about the Taoist priest knows how to play! Let these monsters pay for the losses caused by those monsters. If they don't have money, they will go down the mountain and move bricks to make money, right?"
"I saw on a hot search a few days ago that these monsters are so efficient at work that they have forced many people to lose their jobs? Longhushan was forced to recall them early. Let me see how hard these guys work!"
"All I can say is, Tianxiu!"
……
In the live broadcast room, Zhang Qingxiao was also present in a yellow robe.
He was walking in the restoration site with Junior Brother Huangpao Qingfa, Junior Brother Huangpao Qingyuan and a dozen green-robed Taoist priests.
He personally supervised the work of these demons.
Zhang Qingxiao said while supervising: "If you want to finish the work, go crazy first and rush forward at all costs; work hard once, make up for your merits, and the Patriarch of the Three Qing Dynasties will give you blessings!"
Give Pindao a good job! These losses in Longhu Mountain are all caused by you. You destroyed the Taoist ancestral home and committed endless sins. The current restoration work is to give you the opportunity to atone for your sins. Cherish it and don't be ignorant! "
Zhang Qingxiao's slogan was included in the live broadcast room.
Netizens in the live broadcast room were stunned.
"what??"
"66666! Which Taoist priest is this? Good guy, Master CPU! He shouted slogans so loudly that he was deceived by the devil."
"Don't talk nonsense, that is Zhang Xiaotianshi of the Tianshi Mansion, the biological son of this generation of Tianshi, the successor of the next generation of Longhu Tianshi, the youngest yellow-robed high-gong Taoist priest in Longhu Mountain, there is no way you are talking nonsense!"
"Poor monster, being treated like this by PUA, miserable!"
"Yao Mo: Brothers, I feel like I have entered a pyramid scheme. What should I do now? Wait online, hurry, hurry!"
"I seem to see this group of monsters not doing their job, and the Taoist priest fired a palm thunder with his backhand, tsk tsk."
……
These netizens on the Internet looked at the excitement, and many people laughed like crazy.
When Zhang Qingxiao saw these barrages, he didn't think there was anything wrong.
The ancients said: Compassion does not control soldiers, and righteousness does not control wealth.
The supervisors and these monsters can't give a good look.
He was originally a beast who was trained to become a demon, and he was the type that could not be beaten.
If you don't be cruel, you can't control them at all.
If you don't keep a close eye on it, you might just take advantage of it.
Don't be polite with monsters.
The past few days of overseeing the demon.
Many netizens also found a problem.
That is, many of them live their lives while watching the live broadcast.
When they go to work, these monsters are working, and when they eat, these monsters are still working.
They went to bed at night, and the demon was still doing it in the Longhushan live broadcast room.
A team of reporters who came to Longhu Mountain for interviews asked Zhang Qingxiao this question after meeting him.
"Master Zhang Xiaotian, many netizens have reported that Longhu Mountain exploits demons, depriving them of food and rest, and squeezing them 24 hours a day. What do you think of this problem?"
Zhang Qingxiao listened to the reporter's questions.
He said: "Blessings and Infinite Heavenly Lord, this question has its own problems. First of all, demons are not humans, so they naturally have no human rights. Since they are demons without human rights, how can they be exploited?
Secondly, regarding the fact that we at Longhu Mountain do not allow us to rest or eat, Pindao must first explain the essence of these two things: eating and resting.
Sleep is a scientific physiological reaction and a part of the brain's neural activity. It is the result of inhibition of nerve cells in the cerebral cortex after they continue to be excited.
When inhibition is dominant in the cerebral cortex, people will sleep. In life, people have work and rest; in neural activity, there is excitement and inhibition. Inhibition is to better protect nerve cells so that they can be re-excited and people can continue to work normally.
Eating is the main way for the human body and carbon-based organisms to absorb energy and maintain the dissipation system, but the above two things are simply the physiological needs of ordinary organisms on Blue Star.
But for monsters, these two things are dispensable. Monsters have hundreds of years of cultivation and are essentially no longer normal creatures. Resting and eating are not that important to them. It is okay not to rest. of.
An old friend of Pindao once said the same thing: Any creature that is attacked or fights excessively will suffer pain, fear, exhaustion, hunger or reveal flaws.
But demons and ghosts do not feel this way. Demons and demons have no sense of pain and fatigue, and demons will not affect their actions because of pain and fatigue.
So we emphasize it again and again! When fighting or driving demons, you must not relax your vigilance or have sympathy. Do not stop attacking or stop working until the demons completely stop moving or are exhausted to death. "
Zhang Qingxiao continued: "This is called science! It is a scientific theorem summarized after our in-depth research on demons at Longhu Mountain! Pindao is here to appeal to everyone to believe in science, and you must believe in us! We at Longhu Mountain have always been scientific when doing things ”
Listen to what Master Zhang Xiaotian said.
The reporter responsible for the interview and the audience in the live broadcast room were shocked.
"Good, good, wonderful!"
"What a capitalist theory! It really makes sense! The key is that I actually think it makes sense!"
"Daozhang Zhang is awesome! Otherwise it would have been you!"
"I just want to say that the highest state of being a ghost is to even lie to yourself!"
"Yao Mo: Ah, yes, yes, we don't need to rest. What he said makes sense."
……
The reporter looked at Zhang Qingxiao and asked, "Daozhang Zhang, we want to directly interview the demon's true thoughts. Can we get a demon to cooperate?"
Zhang Qingxiao showed a troubled expression and said: "Fusheng Boundless Heavenly Lord, I'm afraid this won't work. None of our monsters can speak human language. You also know that monsters and monsters all speak evil words and ghosts, and you can't listen to them." Understand."
Zhang Qingxiao is refusing reporters to interview frontline employees directly.
A bull demon walked over carrying dozens of bags of cement, stacked as high as a hill on its shoulders.
The bull demon asked: "Master Tao, the cement over there is full. This cement is extra. The foreman asked us to go back."
As soon as this bull demon spoke.
For a moment, Zhang Qingxiao and the reporter fell into a brief awkward silence.
reporter:"????"
Audience in the live broadcast room: "????"
Taoist priest? Is this what you mean by not being able to speak human language?
Isn’t this Niu Yao’s Mandarin quite standard?
Zhang Qingxiao turned to look at the bull demon.
What do you do for food?
Didn't you see the interview here?
Did you come over?
Okay, okay, you continue to work overtime tonight!
Zhang Qingxiao just wanted the bull demon to work overtime at night, but then he thought about it and realized that it didn't seem to have any rest in the first place.
Had to give up.
Reporter: "Taoist Priest, I think it's better to interview this bull demon. It can speak Mandarin quite well."
Zhang Qingxiao smiled: "Okay, okay, then just ask if you have anything."
The reporter then pointed the camera at the bull demon, which had been cultivated for 600 years.
Ask.
"Niu Yao, we have a few questions for you. Is it true that demons don't need to eat or rest, as the Taoist priest said? Is that so?"
The bull demon listened to this question.
It had a complex expression on its cow's face.
Even reporters can’t tell whether a cow is happy or sad.
But at this moment, any idiot could see that when he asked this question, the demon put on a mask of pain on its face.
(End of this chapter)
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