The talisman is useless? That poor Taoist had no choice but to wear armor.
Chapter 247: Longhushan and I are relatives, so when the Heavenly Master sees me, he has to call me
Chapter 247: Longhushan and I are relatives, so when the Heavenly Master sees me, he has to call me junior
The old Heavenly Master stood at the entrance of the fox demon cave and looked at the ancestor of the Heavenly Fox who was carried out in an eight-carry sedan by dozens of fox sons and grandsons.
At this moment, the ancestor of the Heavenly Fox transformed into a human form and sat there wearing a purple robe, even the old Heavenly Master was stunned.
Oh shit!
What is this? Your purple robe looks a bit familiar.
Where did you steal it?
Even Heavenly Master Xuantian couldn't help but be stunned for two seconds when he looked at this ancestor of the Heavenly Fox.
This is true because his outfit scared even the Heavenly Master.
After Master Tian came to his senses, he could only call Tianxiu directly.
Although I don’t know where this old fox’s purple robe came from, the guy looks like a human and a dog when he wears it.
They pretend to look alike, but they can't hide the stale smell on their bodies.
At the same time, a drone hovering above Zhang Qingxiao and the others was live broadcasting the scene.
The audience in the live broadcast room was also shocked when they saw this scene.
They originally wanted to come over and join in the fun to see where the Taoist priests from Longhu Mountain were going, but they didn't expect to see a lightning strike at the opening as soon as they entered.
From the demon cave in the barren mountains, dozens of little foxes came out carrying an old man in a sedan chair.
The most important thing is that the old man is actually wearing the same purple robe as the Dragon and Tiger Celestial Master.
The most dramatic thing is that because the Xuan Tianshi came to Mount Tai for a trip, he did not wear the purple robe of the Tianshi.
So after such a comparison, the sense of drama immediately comes up.
The True Heavenly Master did not wear a purple robe, and the fox ancestor looked human-like in a purple robe.
The audience in the live broadcast room almost went crazy laughing when they saw Master Tian stunned for a moment.
"Hahahaha, shit, it's too dramatic, I can't stand it anymore, it makes my stomach hurt from laughing."
"That's so fucking funny, is this a comedy?"
"This fox doesn't know who he's facing yet."
"Old Fox: Heavenly Master, which one of us is more like the Heavenly Master?"
"The male rabbit's feet are twitching, the female rabbit's eyes are blurred, and the two rabbits are walking next to each other. How can they tell whether I am male or female?"
"Old Master: Okay, okay, are you real and am I fake?"
"The Heavenly Master said: After so many years, I have never doubted the authenticity of my identity. The first time I saw this guy, I thought I was a monster."
"6666, I thought I was in the wrong place when I first came in. After watching the live broadcast for a long time, I found that I was not wrong. This is really a COS live broadcast room."
"God damn COS, hahahaha!"
Netizens in the live broadcast room were furiously commenting and making wild comments, which just felt outrageous.
I have seen many people who steal accounts behind the scenes, but this is the first time I have seen someone who steals an account in person and comes face to face with the owner of the account.
……
The ancestor of the Sky Fox was sitting on the eight-carriage sedan, looking at the humans blocking his door.
He coughed twice and was about to say something, so he would show off when they met.
Just listen to the ancestor of this sky fox say: "Immortal Fu Sheng Tianzun, this ancestor of the sky fox, I wonder what you are talking about when you come to the door of my cave."
This day, Ancestor Fox opened his mouth and Zhang Qingxiao and the others did not hold back.
Good guy, when you open your mouth, you are referring to Blessings and Infinite Heavenly Lord, right?
Those who don’t know really think you are practicing Taoism!
Zhang Qingxiao coughed twice and asked with his backhand: "Fellow Taoist, let me ask you a question first. Where did your clothes come from? Why does this clothes look like it came from Longhu Mountain?"
Everyone is in the cultivation world. Longhu Mountain is so famous as the ancestral court of Taoism. Everyone in the circle knows the purple robe of Celestial Master Longhu.
So it's not surprising that you can see it at a glance.
Ancestor Tianhu heard Zhang Qingxiao, a human being, ask himself this question. He also laughed and said: "Humph, you don't know this, right? I am the honorary Taoist Priest of Longhu Mountain, and I am the same as Longhu Mountain." The Heavenly Master is a relative.
This dress was naturally given to me by the Heavenly Master. "
"what?"
Listening to his words, all the high-level Taoist priests from Longhu Mountain present were inevitably stunned.
Their eyes looked at Master Xuantian.
Do we have this kind of relative in Longhu Mountain? How come we don't know?
The Heavenly Master was also confused.
relative? Never heard of it...
The Heavenly Master asked: "Who are you and Longhushan related to? You can't make it up, right?"
Monsters and ghosts like to make up lies and deceive people.
This old fox has lived for thousands of years. Foxes are inherently cunning, and this one is an expert in deceiving people.
All kinds of lies come out of your mouth.
Relatives from Longhu Mountain, would you like to kiss me?
When Ancestor Tianhu heard this, he was furious.
"Made up? What do you think of my ancestor Tianhu? I just made up lies and lied to you. Do you believe that with my order, all the Taoist priests in Longhu Mountain have to come to see me?"
Not to mention bragging, even the Dragon and Tiger Celestial Masters of this generation would have to call themselves junior when they meet me. "
Master Tian: "Oh? Have you always been so brave?"
"Does this generation of Heavenly Masters from Longhu Mountain really have to call themselves junior when they meet you?"
Ancestor Tianhu said proudly: "That's natural. If you look at me in human form, you will know how high my Taoism is. With such a high Taoism, there is no need to say seniority."
The Heavenly Master shook his head.
Since this old fox likes to blow so much, then play with him yourself.
The next second, the old Heavenly Master turned his hand, and a golden light flashed across his hand, and a stack of purple robes appeared in his hand.
Then he put on the purple robe in front of the old fox.
The old Heavenly Master looked at the ancestor of the Heavenly Fox, one person and one fox looked at each other.
Old Celestial Master: Stop pretending, let’s show off, I am the purple-robed Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain’s generation.
When were we related? I do not know how?
And when did Pindao meet you, he had to call you senior.
Which generation of Longhu Mountain master are you?
Why is there no such person found in Longhu Mountain?
The old Heavenly Master was dressed in a purple robe, and now it was the Heavenly Fox Ancestor's turn to be confused.
Ancestor Tianhu: "????"
what?
Ah? ? ?
No, where did your clothes come from?
Ancestor Tianhu looked at the old Heavenly Master across from him in confusion.
He asked: "Who are you? Where did you steal this dress?"
Even to his death, he would not believe that the Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain's generation was standing in front of him at this moment.
This is too dramatic.
The Heavenly Master shook his head: "Steal?"
Laughing to death, no one really wears a pirated Longhushan purple robe, right?
If what you are wearing is fake, just say that what others are wearing is also fake.
The old Heavenly Master flipped his palm, and a jade seal appeared on his hand in the next second.
There are a few words engraved under this jade seal: Dayang Pingzhi Du Gong Seal!
It is the Tianshi Seal of Longhu Mountain.
The purple robe is fake, so is this jade seal also fake?
The Heavenly Master turned his other hand over and placed it on his other hand.
A divine sword appeared out of thin air again. This divine sword was none other than the Tianshi Sword from Longhu Mountain.
Old Heavenly Master: Then this Heavenly Master sword is also fake.
The Heavenly Master hung one of these two items on his waist and the other on his back.
Then he stretched out a finger to draw a symbol in the void.
With a thunder symbol drawn.
The Heavenly Master chanted softly:
"Taiyi Mingming, follow the order and move quickly. Thunder generals, thundering Tianding.
Dispel thunder quickly and follow the instructions. He dares to disobey orders and offends his innocence. Such as disobeying the emperor's edict is like going against the superior Qing Dynasty.
Urgency is like a law. "
Recite the mantra along with it.
This thunder talisman was struck out and turned into a golden thunder that directly smashed the eight-carriage sedan chair under the ancestor Tianhu's buttocks.
Heavenly Master: Then this thunder method is also fake?
(End of this chapter)
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