The talisman is useless? That poor Taoist had no choice but to wear armor.

Chapter 32: I made you believe in science before, but you said we fooled you; now that we are making

Chapter 32: I made you believe in science before, but you said we fooled you; now that we are making armor, you say I can’t afford it
  For the police, if they want to give an explanation to the public, they will naturally ask the Taoist priests from Longhu Mountain to go to the police station to help make a record.

After all, this matter was quite a big deal, involving human life, and it caused so much damage in a stadium in the city.

So many witnesses have seen it, and now the hot searches are all full, and the hot searches must be unstoppable.

So we need to give an explanation as soon as possible.

Chief Xuandao also agreed with the police station's opinion and agreed to go to the station to have tea.

I'm just making a record, and I'm not a suspect, so what are I afraid of?
  ……

Police station, record room,

Several Taoist priests sat together, and several city bureau record-keeping police officers were responsible for taking notes.

First, as usual, I asked them about their origins.

The master of Xuan Pass has something to say.

Longhu Mountain!
  The police officers were immediately in awe.

Taoist Master Longhushan, no wonder he is so fierce.

Then they asked them why they went down the mountain and how they knew there were zombies in the gym.

Master Xuan Dao's answer was also simple and rude.

"It's calculated."

"Calculate it?"

The police officer was stunned.

Okay, okay, your answer makes us somewhat confused as to how to ask more questions.

He seemed to have said everything, and yet he seemed to have said nothing.

But it makes sense when you think about it.

The Taoist priests have told you, I figured it out.

In Taoist fortune telling, you can pinch and calculate. This is common sense!
  Not to mention that someone else is from Longhu Mountain. Isn’t it normal for the Taoist Priest of Longhu Mountain to predict where a zombie is hiding?

Moreover, the police officer could not follow up on this answer.

Because it gives you the opportunity to ask questions and ask others how they calculated, even if they openly talk to you about the Zhouyi Bagua, Plum Blossom Numbering, Liu Yao Duan Gua, Qi Men Dun Jia and Da Liu Ren divination method.

You don’t understand.

Police officer who took notes: I have been taking notes for more than ten years. This was the first time I was interrogated with notes. They answered honestly, which made it impossible for us to talk about it.

Let’s not talk about fortune telling for now.

The two recording officers looked at each other, and then they began to ask about the key points.

"Taoist priests, can you tell us what's going on with the two pieces of armor in the gymnasium?"

"armor……"

Chief Xuandao glanced at Zhang Qingxiao.

Zhang Qingxiao touched his nose and said: "Fusheng Boundless Heavenly Lord, Mr. Police Officer, those two pieces of armor should not be illegal."

Police officer: "Of course this is not illegal, we are just asking, don't be nervous."

Zhang Qingxiao nodded.

But... nervous?
  He wasn't nervous at all.

Fighting zombies and catching ghosts by yourself is reasonable and legal, and there are no violations, so why should you be nervous?
  Let's talk if we can, at worst the armor will fit together!

When the time comes for the Ultimate Emperor Armor and the Explosive Flame Emperor to sit here, who do you feel nervous about?

Zhang Qingxiao continued: "Since it is legal, then there is no problem. It is a new anti-jam weapon newly developed by us at Longhu Mountain. However, it is still in the internal testing stage and will not be announced to the public. Thank you."

Zhang Qingxiao's answer was very spiritual.

It's quite official, and it's hard to find any fault with it.

First, I asked if it was legal. The police said it was legal!

It's legal, so what's the problem?
  Let me just say that this is our new magic weapon from Longhu Mountain. It is not convenient to reveal more.

Is there something wrong?

Nothing wrong!

Two police officers: "..."

Okay, okay, I took notes for a long time and asked questions, but it seemed like nothing was asked.

As for interrogating these Taoist priests like interrogating prisoners.

It's also impossible.

First of all, he is not a prisoner. Instead, it was the Taoist priest who first discovered and called the police about the zombies, and helped solve the problem throughout the entire process.

Your interrogation method is inappropriate.

Secondly, who should be interrogated?

These Taoist priests from Longhu Mountain are wearing yellow robes. Police officers are just civil servants in the human world and have the power of law enforcement in the human world.

But these dragon and tiger Taoist priests, wearing yellow robes, are related to both the yin and yang realms.

Give these Taoist priests that kind of interrogation routine?
  Don't want to die?

Don't look at how people are cooperating with you now, but you are really in a hurry.

Once the Fire Talisman Flying Sword is launched, a few more zombies and ghosts will be summoned. Are you afraid?
  If the conversation goes well, everyone smiles, but if the conversation fails, the armor will fit together!
  This time there is not only the Five Thunder Dharma, but also the Five Saint Dharma!

Soon, the transcript was completed. Although the police did not get any useful information, they still respectfully sent the Taoist priests out.

They also gave these Taoist priests a taxi at the entrance of the bureau to take them back to Longhu Mountain.

……

After Zhang Qingxiao and the others left, the local bureau released a video.

The stadium zombie incident in the city is explained.

But, to be honest, they didn't know how to explain it.

So I simply released the surveillance video that was recorded for the Taoist priests.

At first, I just wanted to explain things. After all, the popularity of the trend is so high now, and people are panicking.

An explanation can appease people's minds.

I didn’t expect that as soon as the video was released, because the content was really weird, it would go directly to the hot search on Kuaishou.

Weibo, Xiaohongshu, Xigua, Toutiao...

It jumped directly into the top ten hot searches.

“The follow-up to the zombie incident at the #天龙center gymnasium comic exhibition!!!”

"#Taoist Records video has been released. Are the two pieces of armor the new magical weapons of Longhu Mountain?"

“#What is [invalid record]?”

“#recordPolice: I’ve never been so speechless.”

……

Below the hot search, there are tens of thousands of netizen comments.

In the video, the conversation is as follows:
  Police officer: "How did you know there were zombies in the gym?"

Taoist priest: "I figured it out."

Police officer: "Okay, okay."

Police officer: "Then what's going on with that armor?"

Taoist priest: "This is a secret."

Police officer: "Okay, okay."

Taoist priest: "If nothing happens, I'll leave."

Police officer: "Okay, okay."

Netizens:

"Hahahaha, this is the first time I feel the helplessness of the police officer who recorded the interrogation transcript."

"Damn, it made me laugh. I asked, but I didn't ask anything."

"God damn Longhu Mountain's new magical weapon is in closed beta. It's not convenient to reveal it now. It's too outrageous."

"The iteration of Longhushan's magic weapons is really fast! They have all been upgraded to armors, right? Okay, okay!"

"Taoist Master Longhushan: I asked you to believe in science before, but you said we fooled you. Now we have proven that we believe in science. We have already made the armor, and you say you can't afford it anymore?!"

"666, be a cyber Taoist, knock on electronic wooden fish, summon the Five Elements Armor, and fight digital evil spirits, right?"

"Taoist Master: You'd better pray that this talisman is useful to you. If the talisman works, you can at least have a way to survive and leave a whole body. If the talisman doesn't work, if I take out the summoner, it won't be as simple as suppressing it. !”

"It's not that the Taoist yellow talisman cannot be used, but the armor is more cost-effective to kill!"

……

Hot searches on the Internet are becoming more and more popular.
  On the car back to Longhu Mountain,
  Zhang Qingxiao and several juniors also saw news about themselves.

Seeing that I and others have been trending on the search.

Zhang Qingxiao was a little helpless.

Why is it so good and even on the hot search?

Is there such a big movement? It was somewhat beyond his expectation.

A bit of a headache.

The identities of the Emperor Xia of Longhu Mountain and the Yanlong Xia of Longhu Mountain, my Uncle Xuantong Master, have been exposed!

(End of this chapter)

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