The talisman is useless? That poor Taoist had no choice but to wear armor.

Chapter 321: Fire This Heavenly Master

There is a lot of incense burning on Longhu Mountain.

As the reputation of Longhu Mountain reached its peak, more and more believers went to Taoist temples in various places to burn incense and worship gods every day.

Even some secluded Taoist temples hidden in deep mountains and forests were discovered by some bored pilgrims.

Many believers would cross mountains and rivers to go to Taoist temples to burn incense, believing that the more remote the place, the more powerful the Taoist priests there are and the more spiritual the Taoist temple is.

There are more and more hot searches related to this category.

"#A wild Taoist temple was discovered in a certain mountain in a certain city. There is only one old Taoist priest and three little Taoist children in the temple. They look like immortals, and the number of pilgrims is increasing dramatically!"

“#I won’t go to a Buddhist temple in the city center, but I will go to a Taoist temple deep in the mountains even if I have to run my legs off. The main point is that a state religion is awesome!”

“#Taoist Priest: I’ve already hidden myself deep in the mountains and forests, and you guys still found me. How disgusting!”

"#Taoist Master: Go away, can you let me cultivate immortality?"

……

Various news hot searches are becoming more and more outrageous.

This incident fermented and in the end many netizens just laughed.

"Hahahahahahahahaha, this is so funny, why are so many people going into the mountains and forests now? I asked you to support the state religion, but I didn't let you support it so much."

"Is it possible that the Taoist priest built the temple deep in the mountains and forests? He wanted to practice in peace. Wouldn't you be disturbing him if you went there? How presumptuous."

"The Taoist priest is speechless. He specially chose the top of this barren mountain. The mountain road is very difficult to walk on. How could you catch him?"

"Master: Horror movie. Every morning when we open the gate of the Taoist temple, there are pilgrims standing outside. Do you know how far away the vegetable market is from us? We are self-sufficient. The vegetables we grow every day are enough for us to eat. Now a large number of pilgrims have come. We use all the vegetables to cook and feed you, but it is still not enough. We have to go down the mountain to buy vegetables. Get out! Who cares about your incense money?"

"Old Taoist priest: Don't come, don't come. It's already difficult to cultivate immortality, and now I can't even go into seclusion. Can you let me live a few more years?"

"Master: What about Buddhism? Aren't you practicing the incense-burning way? Is that okay, little dog? Can you take your pilgrims back? Don't come and make trouble! Who is practicing the incense-burning way? Why are they all coming to me?"

……

The Taoist sect outside is becoming more and more popular, and it’s even become a bit weird.

As the situation developed, many people started posting videos online.

"Brothers, should I say this? Taoism seems to be more spiritual than Buddhism. I have been single for 26 years and have never found a girlfriend. I went to a Taoist temple and worshipped Yue Lao. When I looked up, I saw a girl and fell in love with her at first sight.

I didn’t have the courage to ask for her WeChat, but the girl actually came to me and asked for her WeChat. Who would believe it? I’m no longer single!!”

"Fuck, is this true? It's so effective?"

"Really, I went to a Buddhist temple to pray for wealth before, but I lost money every year, just like I was possessed by an evil spirit. The more I donated, the more I lost. A few days ago, I found a Taoist temple and burned some incense. I was just following the trend.

As a result, I bought a lottery ticket today and won more than 9000 yuan. The stock market went crazy again this afternoon. The God of Wealth is really awesome! "

"The Buddhist sect takes money out of your pocket and expects you to give them money for incense. Of course, you lose more and more. The Taoist sect finds you annoying even if they give you money for incense. They help you fulfill your wish and ask you not to come back after your wish is fulfilled. How can it not work?"

"6666!"

……

Many Taoist temples outside are so popular now, not to mention Longhu Mountain, the ancestral home of Taoism.

Longhu Mountain used to be a top scenic spot, with tens of thousands of pilgrims going up the mountain to burn incense every day.

Now that it has become even more popular, the number of Taoist believers who go to Longhu Mountain to burn incense and worship gods every day has increased to a terrifying number.

It can’t even support 100 million people a day.

The aunt who runs a convenience store at the foot of Mount Longhu bought a Porsche in one day. She was so happy that her mouth was crooked. She made a lot of money.

There are more than 100 million people every day, and the mountain trails of Longhu Mountain are only that big.

The crowd was like a cricket pupa, blocking the entrance of the mountain road and unable to move up.

Hotels near Mount Longhu have already been fully booked, and some have even booked until next year, which is outrageous.

There are still countless latecomers who don't even stay in hotels, but buy tents and set up camp near the foot of Longhu Mountain and burn incense. Even some rich second-generations come to join in the fun.

If you set up a tent at the foot of Mount Longhu, you will need food and drink.

How can the convenience store at the foot of Longhu Mountain not make money?

The boss lady has opened a branch store.

Life on Longhu Mountain was not easy either, and the Taoist priests were working themselves into a frenzy.

We were busy evacuating the crowds every day, and the incense from Mount Longhu was carried up the mountain in boxes, but there was not enough to burn.

It was so busy that even Zhang Qingxiao from the Tianshi Mansion, who originally only came down occasionally to help, has now become a permanent volunteer.

I have no choice but to help.

There simply aren't enough people.

Zhang Qingxiao was assigned to ring the bell next to the incense burner.

Whenever a pilgrim came to burn incense and worship the gods, he would ring the bell.

It was ok at first, but after a few days it got really boring.

Zhang Qingxiao rang the bell and took out his cell phone to play secretly.

I started watching videos.

However, Zhang Qingxiao himself did not expect that when he came here as a volunteer and took a break to watch a video, he was recorded on video from behind by the tourists who gathered here.

It was directly posted online and even became a hot search.

“#The little Taoist bell-ringer at Longhu Mountain was slacking off by watching videos while working!”

As soon as the video was released, it received millions of likes, and Zhang Qingxiao became an instant celebrity.

Countless comments below.

"Is this Longhu Mountain? Is it true? Is it so unprofessional?"

"Longhu Mountain is the ancestral temple of Taoism. How can you play like this? Just fire this slacking Taoist boy."

"He plays with his phone while ringing the bell. This Taoist priest is really unprofessional!"

"I can understand that, I slack off at work too, so what's wrong with others playing with their phones?"

"Master: You guys are worshipping there, what the hell does it have to do with me? I just rang the bell, my hands are numb, and I checked my phone to relax, what's wrong with that?"

"And looking at the time, it should be noon. Normally, this is the time for the Taoist priests to rest. Now that so many tourists are stuck in Longhu Mountain, their rest time has been squeezed out.

People are taking advantage of the lunch break to relax, what's wrong with that? It's normal."

"By the way, didn't you notice something? This Taoist priest looks familiar. He is Taoist priest Qingxiao from Mount Longhu!"

"Shit, I just realized it. I thought it was some Taoist boy. I am dying of laughter!"

"If you don't understand, just ask, who is Taoist Qingxiao? What's wrong? Is there anything different?"

"Brother, you don't know anything about Longhu Mountain, right? Among all the Taoist priests of the Qing generation in Longhu Mountain, the Taoist priest Qingxiao in this video has the highest status, the greatest seniority, and the strongest strength.

He can be said to be the eldest brother among the younger generation of Longhu Mountain. Moreover, he is the biological son and the only son of the old Heavenly Master of the Han Heavenly Master Mansion.

You must know the Emperor of Longhu Mountain, right? He is the one who summoned you!"

"Not only that, half a month ago, the old Heavenly Master announced that the next Heavenly Master had been chosen, and he would pass the position to this Taoist Priest Qing Xiao in two months!"

"Fuck, this is so funny. Which genius said he wanted to fire him? Hahahaha, fire the Heavenly Master, right?"

"Master Qingxiao: Huh??? Didn't you say that I would be appointed Purple Robe Heavenly Master and take over the Sihan Heavenly Master Mansion in two months? Why was I fired? What will happen to Longhu Mountain in the future? Will it go bankrupt?"

“6666666! God f**king expel the Heavenly Master.”

(End of this chapter)