Douluo: My diary made everyone in Tang Dynasty betray their relatives.

Chapter 140 Haotian Bamboo Spirit Replacement Card

Chapter 140 Haotian Bamboo Spirit Replacement Card
"nonsense."

"Where does it stink?"

Shen Fan put Ma Xiaotao's pair of jailers to the tip of his nose, sniffed them gently, and immediately retorted.

"Don't talk about being dirty again."

"These jailers are pink and white, where are they dirty?"

As if to be more convincing, Shen Fan took a sip.

"ah."

"You're stupid."

"I was just joking with you. You don't have to do it. Why are you talking?"

Ma Xiaotao suddenly retracted her foot. Even with her face, she couldn't stand what Shen Fan had just done.

"That's what I said."

"I didn't do this just to refute you."

"Who told you to say that my beloved thing is smelly and dirty?"

Ma Xiaotao is very shameless, but Shen Fan is very thick-skinned.

"you."

"Those are my feet."

"When did it become your favorite thing?"

Ma Xiaotao spoke coquettishly and gave Shen Fan a vicious punch. However, before she could take back her little hand, Shen Fan grabbed her and said, "Haven't you heard the famous saying that everyone who hears it deserves it?"

"From the second I met your jailer, your jailer became my share."

The more Shen Fan talked, the more shameless he became.

"Pfft."

"This famous saying has been ruined by you."

Ma Xiaotao was amused and continued after a while.

"never mind."

"I'm too lazy to care about you."

"I'm going to refine the cockscomb and phoenix sunflower."

"You must protect me well."

"Otherwise, if something happens to me, your beloved thing will be gone."

She thinks that Shen Fan like this is not bad. He is serious when he should be serious and funny when he should be funny.

"rest assured."

"I will definitely protect my beloved things."

Shen Fan patted the murderous mouth and assured, then let go of Ma Xiaotao's little hand.

"Then I'll start."

After Ma Xiaotao finished speaking, she saw Shen Fan, who had returned to his serious appearance, nodded, and began to refine the cockscomb phoenix sunflower in her hand according to the method Shen Fan told her. Shen Fan, who had nothing to do, also took out his diary and started writing.

【hehe. 】

[In the world I was originally in, some people said that Ma Xiaotao's boots were too long and not breathable. In addition, because she is a fire attribute, the jailer must smell like all the named heroines and supporting characters in Douluo II. The largest among the women's roads. 】

[This is simply nonsense. 】

【I just tried it. 】

[Four words. 】

【Intoxicating. 】

Douluo Yishuiyue'er in the live broadcast room said: "As long as you haven't had sex yet, even if it tastes good, it will still be intoxicating for boys, okay?"

"So, you can tell me directly whether it tastes good or not."

The other girls in the live broadcast room: ".."

【correct. 】

[Almost forgot again. 】

[I haven’t used the Holy Hands of the Heavens yet today. 】

[I hope I can get something good. 】

[I would trade Tang San’s thirty years of life for it. 】

The girls in the live broadcast room: ".."

[Pope Clothes]: Belongs to Bibi Dong, just ingested from Bibi Dong.

【Good guy. 】

[I have ingested something from Bibi Dong again. 】

[But luckily this time, it’s a papal uniform and not some other items that are easy to imagine. 】

Douluo Yibidong in the live broadcast room: ".."

[Wait.] Having written this, Shen Fan put down the diary and glanced at Ma Xiaotao who was refining the cockscomb phoenix sunflower. After confirming that the other party would not wake up suddenly, he took out Bibi Dong's doll, Bibi Dong's Xiao Pangzi and Wen Xiong.

Douluo Qian Renxue in the live broadcast room: "It's really hateful."

"Why would you take these things out if you have nothing to do?"

Douluo Hu Liena in the live broadcast room: "As I said before, Shen Fan's original world is really disgusting."

"Doing all kinds of messy things."

Douluo Yiliu Erlong in the live broadcast room: "Disgusting is disgusting."

"But it can't be denied."

"It's really like it."

"Bibi Dong and this thing are together. As long as they don't talk or move, I can't tell who is real and who is fake."

"I think Shen Fan must have spent a lot to buy this."

Douluo Yibidong in the live broadcast room: "Gun."

Bibi Dong was angry but also thankful. Fortunately, it was already dark now and she was watching the live broadcast in her bedroom. Otherwise, many people in the entire Wuhun Hall would have disappeared today.

Douluo Yi Duguyan in the live broadcast room: "I think you have all misunderstood Fan."

"I guess he is planning to put all the clothes from the Pope's crown on that thing."

"After all, even if he really has something on his mind, he wouldn't do it in front of other girls."

The fact was just as Dugu Yan had guessed. In the live broadcast room, Shen Fan looked at Bibi Dong's doll for a while, exclaimed how beautiful it was, and then began to clumsily dress Bibi Dong's doll one by one. On the Xiao Pangzi and tattooed bears and papal uniforms.

However, because Shen Fan only learned how to drag but not how to put it on from Dugu Yan, this process took more than half an hour before it was truly completed.

[I didn’t expect it. I didn’t expect it. 】

[These few pieces of cloth are surprisingly difficult to wear. 】

[It’s still easy to drag. 】

[It falls off as soon as you pull it. 】

[Every time I turn a wild goose into a little white sheep with red fruits, I use both claws at the same time. One second is enough. 】

Douluo Yi Duguyan in the live broadcast room: ".."

[Speaking of words. 】

[The current Bibi Dong doll only lacks a pair of pantyhose, a pair of high heels and a papal hat. 】

[I don’t know when I can use the holy hands of the heavens to help me. 】

【forget about it. 】

[Put it away first, and continue to use the Holy Hands of the Heavens to try your luck. 】

[Haotian Bamboo Spirit Replacement Card]: It was made by a strong man when he was bored.

[Okay, okay. 】

【As expected of all heavens and worlds. 】

[There are really all kinds of weird things, and now even the Haotian Bamboo Shooting Spirit has come out. 】

【Yes. 】

[Anyway, this Haotian bamboo shoots martial spirit is the martial spirit of the Tang family in the real-life Douluo Continent. 】

[Then it seems reasonable for me to replace Tang San’s Clear Sky Hammer with this Clear Sky Bamboo Shooting Spirit, right? 】

[I can already imagine Tang San and Tang Hao's despair. 】

【Jie Jie Jie. 】

Douluo Yitang Yuehua in the live broadcast room: ".."

[Happy today, I will use the Holy Hand of All Heavens for the last time. 】

[It’s still the old rule, use Tang San’s thirty years of life in exchange for a treasure. 】

[Forget-Me-Not Ring]: A gift given to Long Haochen by Saint Cai'er of the Divine Seal Throne.

Douluo Yishuiyueer in the live broadcast room: "What's wrong with this ring?"

"Is there something wrong?"

"Why does Shen Fan have a weird expression?"

【What should be said should not be said. 】

[This time, he must have really deducted thirty years of Tang San’s lifespan, right? 】

[This ring is equivalent to a token of love for Sheng Caier, the most beautiful woman in the Divine Seal Throne. In my heart, it can indeed be regarded as a treasure. 】

[Although I prefer Moonlight Night of the Divine Seal Throne. 】

【Well. 】

[Is her name Yue Ye or Ye Yue? 】

Moon Night of the Divine Seal Throne in the live broadcast room: "Oh."

(End of this chapter)

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