I'm an elf mayor in the real world

When Chen Xizhou returned to the main hall, the banquet had been prepared.

The steps in the main hall are soaring, and the giant crystal chandelier shines brightly. On the wide stage, gorgeous floral decorations were dotted with silver-white tables and chairs, and incense was lingering, filling the air with a luxurious atmosphere.

At this alliance banquet, officials at all levels were dressed in suits and ties, and wore red medals. They happily sat in the seats marked with their respective nameplates, waiting for the waiters to serve delicacies, and then the banquet began.

Today's alliance banquets have long lost those strict rules and regulations, and there are all kinds of delicacies. Imported soups, salty, sour and spicy, and crispy seafood can make even rough diplomats' tongues tremble.

The waiter gently poured a glass of red wine for each guest, and the harmonious and elegant dining made the atmosphere more harmonious.

Fine wine accompanied by delicious food established the noble brand of the state banquet.

Today's alliance banquet, including the headquarters and branches at all levels, is basically full of famous officials. The scale of the banquet is naturally not small.

The banquet was not only a feast of wine and meat, but also wonderful music, and there were even dancers dancing in front of the stage.

When the singer sang, the scene reached its climax. The bustling colorful fireworks, shining lights, and melodious music all add to the enchanting color of the banquet.

Chen Xizhou had a good status, so he was naturally toasted by his colleagues many times, and he was praised by some people, so he had to raise his glasses frequently. In just ten minutes, in the banquet hall with hundreds of people, he drank the most.
After drinking another glass of wine, Chen Xizhou stood up immediately.

Immediately, a waiter came forward and asked, "District Chief Chen, do you need help?"

Chen Xizhou looked around and whispered in the waiter's ear: "I want to make it easier. Can you tell me where the bathroom is?"

The waiter smiled and said, "District Chief Chen, please follow me."

"Wait for me, I'll go too!"

You Yun staggered up and followed him. It was obvious that this guy had also drank a lot.

Under the guidance of the waiter, Chen Xizhou and You Yun came to the entrance of a garden, but saw the waiter stop and say: "District Chief Chen, the bathroom is in this garden, I will wait for you at the door."

Chen Xizhou couldn't help but be curious.

You Yun shouted directly and carelessly: "It's truly a headquarters. Even the bathroom is so classy."

In the garden, there are pavilions, secluded paths, and paths. Beyond the paths are large patches of flowers and grass.

The grass is full of flowers of various colors, and butterflies are flying among them, as if they are awakening the garden at night. The moon hangs high in the sky, casting a faint moonlight and illuminating the garden, adding a bit of mysterious charm to the bad butterflies.

Chen Xizhou shook his head, and then moved forward with You Yun, looking for the bathroom.

The drunken young man rubbed his head and turned around, looking here and there. Although he saw a lot of beautiful scenery, he couldn't find where the bathroom was.

After visiting almost the entire garden, Chen Xizhou couldn't help but stop at a small pond of about 300 square meters in the garden.

The small pond is sparkling, with water vapor growing across the surface, making it look like a bright and clean picture.

You Yun was a little confused, opened his mouth slightly, stared blankly at the small pond in front of him, and said in disbelief: "I didn't expect that the toilet at the headquarters is open in the open. Isn't this a little too open?"

"..."

After listening to You Yun's words, a scene of several old men standing by the pond suddenly appeared in Chen Xizhou's mind. Thinking about Reed's usual high-ranking appearance, Chen Xizhou couldn't help but shake his head and smile.

If the heads of state knew and others thought of them this way, they would probably be furious.
You Yun was completely confused at this time, and put his hand on his crotch. He was about to take action, but was stopped by Chen Xizhou. It turned out that there were several conversations coming from not far away.

A young girl wearing a dignified formal suit appeared in front of the two of them.

The fair skin shines with a faint luster, and the delicate facial features exude confidence and propriety. Her long black hair was neatly tied into a bun, and golden earrings adorned her earlobes. She looked like a successful professional woman.

In fact, there was a hint of innocence and youthfulness in her eyes. "Classmate Jiang!"

"District Chief Chen! You Yun!"

After being surprised, Jiang Xiwu looked at You Yun without blinking with a pair of clear eyes, full of doubts and curiosity.

"Youyun? What are you doing?"

The confused You Yun was stunned for a moment when he saw Jiang Xi Wu. He lowered his head and looked at his hand still on his crotch in surprise. His face suddenly turned red and red, secretly thinking that it was bad luck.

"I'm sorry, classmate, I didn't know this was the women's room."

You Yun's answer left Chen Xizhou and Jiang Xiwu stunned. They didn't expect that he was still drunk, and they didn't expect that he didn't recognize Jiang Xiwu.

At this time, You Yun was a little stunned. The girl in front of him was the most beautiful and touching one he had ever encountered.

Although Lu Chenxi and Lin Yiyi are both beauties, if we compare them honestly, they seem to be overshadowed by the girl in front of them.

"When did I become blind?" You Yun murmured to himself, "I still don't like Sister Yu..."

In fact, the three plum blossoms, orchids, bamboos and chrysanthemums each have their own merits. No one is necessarily more beautiful than the other, but if various filters are added, there will definitely be differences.

At this time, Jiang Xiwu, in You Yun's eyes, was wearing multiple filters.

"There is a beautiful woman in the north, peerless and independent. She looks at the charming city and then the charming country." It is rare for You Yun to compose a poem.

You Yun is not the kind of person who gets interested in sex, he can only be regarded as a young Mu Ai at best.

Women are like food. What looks good may not necessarily taste good, and what tastes good may not necessarily look good. Bird's nests, shark's fins, radish and greens all have their own place, and everyone has a favorite.

To want to eat everything is called being hungry, and to want to eat nothing is called frigidity.

But no matter which one it is, meeting a beautiful and attractive woman while drunk and peeing is indeed a great blessing in life. This is not something you can encounter in just any public restroom.

It really deserves to be the toilet of the alliance headquarters!

"Hello, beauty." You Yun waved his hand and stretched out his hand as if nothing had happened. "Fortunately, you came in time. If it had been a little later, we would have been embarrassed."

Chen Xizhou was about to say something, but was stopped by Jiang Xiwu.

Looking at You Yun's slightly cloudy eyes due to drunkenness, Jiang Xiwu rolled her beautiful eyes and said, "Sir, I don't know why you came here. Are you looking in the wrong place?"

You Yun was still confused and looked around again: "It shouldn't happen. The mayor and I came together. We were just going to pee here, but we didn't expect that this is the women's toilet."

"..."

Seeing Jiang Xiwu looking at him with strange eyes, Chen Xizhou's urge to urinate disappeared instantly. He curled his lips and signaled Jiang Xiwu to continue.

Jiang Xiwu then focused his attention on You Yun again, and said in a weird voice: "Sir, when you use the toilet here, you have to check the elf. If you want to use the toilet, you have to take out the elf." Let me see."

"Is that right?"

"Of course, can I still lie to you?"

You Yun was completely drunk at this time, and he actually reached for the elf ball on his waist... (End of this chapter)