Zhutian: My skills are not serious

Chapter 685 He is a playboy. What a coincidence, so am I.

Chu Pingsheng carried the knife forward, and the beads hit the blade and the back of the knife, making a ticking sound. It was obvious that the knife was not sharp. Good weapons could cut hair, but it couldn't even split a string of beads. It was much worse than the sword in Lao Huang's sword box. When he passed by the seriously injured and dying Qingniao, he kicked the woman's head, rubbed the blood on her delicate face and white skirt, and stomped on the clean wooden floor of the corridor. When he felt that there was no disgusting sticky feeling, he contentedly took the plump sweet potato and the green ant with a poetic air, kissed them on the left and pecked them on the right, laughing as if he was visiting a brothel, and walked towards Wutong Garden with his arms around their waists.

"I heard that you smell really good? When flowers bloom, bees and butterflies come to you. What a coincidence, I smell good too. Let's take a bath together later. I want to compete with you to see whose scent is better, okay?"

"And you, go find the pornographic pictures collected by the world's number one playboy. I, a top scholar in the imperial court and a true scholar, must give them a good criticism."

"I almost forgot, Lao Huang, you can lick the snack I prepared for you. I think there is no snack in the world that is harder than this. Peanuts... are nothing."

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In Lao Huang's room.

The light of the low-quality oil lamp kept jumping, black smoke was gushing out, and the impurities in the wick would explode from time to time, which made people shudder. On the bed opposite the door was a pear wood table, square and neat, which he made himself. When the accident happened, he was eating, and drank half of a bowl of porridge. In front of the porridge bowl was a plate of braised pork belly from the kitchen, with a layer of oil floating on the surface, and green scallions and white garlic slices filled in the four corners. It was obviously the work of Chef Liu, while the second chef's dishes tasted okay, but the appearance was average.

In the past, Lao Huang would have to block him. No matter what, stealing vegetables is a matter of reputation. Whether Xu Xiao cares or not is one thing, but he cares a lot. A groom must act like a groom, otherwise, it will become a habit, and how can he hide his past? For a hidden master, the most important thing is the word "hidden". When the cards are revealed, only the word "master" remains. There are many "masters" in the world, but there are few hidden masters, so the word "hidden" must not be lost.

Today, Old Huang neither blocked nor fought with Xu Xiao for the meat, even though there was a big red gourd next to him, which contained the fifteen-year-old Huangji Mountain wine stolen from the cellar. Because of that Lin Tanhua, his good mood for stealing vegetables and wine was gone, or because of Lin Tanhua, his hard-earned personality collapsed. Have you ever seen someone throw weapons into the lake in the morning and fish them out at night? He had seen it before. This stupid guy was himself.

Jian Jiuhuang can be vulgar and mercenary, but he cannot be stupid.

"My Lord, where is the prince?"

Xu Xiao squinted his eyes and glanced at the wine, food and still-warm porridge on the table: "You eat first."

"..."

Old Huang didn't move.

He lifted the hem of his robe and sat down on the other side of the couch. He rubbed his lame leg that was injured in the battle in his early years, rolled up his sleeves, and didn't mind Old Huang's foul mouth. He picked up a piece of meat with his chopsticks, which were stained with saliva, and threw it into his mouth. He chewed it twice and said with a glare, "Why are you standing there like an idiot? Sit down."

Old Huang shook the sword case that was still dripping, put it behind the door, took a wine bowl and sat cross-legged opposite Xu Xiao, then opened the lid of the wine gourd and gulped down half a bowl of wine. He was about to serve it to the most noble guest ever received in the groom's room, but King Beiliang quickly snatched the big red gourd next to him and gulped it down.

"Oh... That's great, Old Huang. This wine tastes very good. Did you steal it from my wine cellar?"

"Your Majesty, how can what I did as Old Huang be called stealing? It was borrowing."

"Borrow? Then remember to return it."

Xu Xiao put the gourd down, squinted his eyes and rummaged in the bowl for a long time, then found a piece of lean meat with white garlic slices and stuffed it into his mouth: "I've been feeling drowsy lately, and I'm sleepy. If I move around a bit more, my face will turn red, and I'll be out of breath. I can't even hold a knife. The doctor in the palace saw me, but didn't prescribe any medicine. He just told me one thing: watch your mouth."

"Your Highness doesn't seem to be worried at all? You're letting Lin Tanhua live in Wutong Garden. Aren't you afraid that the prince will get angry?"

"I locked him up." Xu Xiao grinned, "It's good to lose your temper. When he loses his temper, he realizes how heavy his bones are. If a man can't protect his woman, what kind of man is he."

belch……

He let out a long burp, and the aroma of rice was mixed with a hint of sourness. He didn't know whether the words above were talking about his son Xu Fengnian or himself.

Old Huang understood and put down the wine bowl he was about to drink: "Your Highness wants to sacrifice the maids of Wutong Garden to encourage the prince to learn martial arts? With the prince's temper, if he knew it was arranged by your Highness, I'm afraid he would not let it go." "How could this be arranged by me?" Xu Xiao glared and pointed to the sky and said, "It was obviously the thieves of the Lin family who took advantage of their strength and caught me off guard. I can't just watch my own son being killed by the thieves. I can only pretend to negotiate, secretly dispatch troops, and follow the clues to wipe out all the remaining gangs."

"Your Highness is a smart one in turning a waste chess piece into something useful. It's a pity... the price is a bit high."

Old Huang is familiar with the background of Beiliang Palace. He is the master of Huang Zhentu, who is one of the six out of ten famous swordsmen in the world. He is nicknamed Jian Jiuhuang and is a first-class swordsman in the Xuan realm.

In addition to him, there is also a one-armed sword god Li Chungang who was imprisoned on the ground under the Tingchao Pavilion. He was once a powerful figure who defeated the spear fairy Wang Xiu and Xuanyuan Dapan. He went west to Mount Nalanda, asked Buddha with sword and killed twenty-three Arhats. Later, he fought seven battles with Wang Xianzhi in Wudi City, winning six and losing only one. In fact, it was not a loss, but because he valued talent and could not bear to kill the rising star with his sword, his sword, the Wooden Horse and the Ox, was broken by Wang Xianzhi. Later, because he mistakenly killed his lover Fengdu Lupao, his realm fell to the Zhixuan realm, but a skinny camel is bigger than a horse. Once the sword falls into his hands, he will have the strength of the Tianxiang realm, and Lao Huang knows that he cannot defeat him.

Beiliang also has Chen Zhibao, who wears white clothes and wields a silver spear. He is a disciple of the spear fairy Wang Xiu and is nicknamed the Little Man Slayer. He has the style of Xu Xiao in the past and has the strength of the Zhixuan realm. Another adopted son, Yuan Zuozong, is good at using a left-handed sword and spear. He is rarely matched. He leads the Snow Dragon Cavalry and is known as the most powerful general in Beiliang's army. His military strength ranks among the top three in the entire Liyang army, and Chen Zhibao is inferior to him. Wudi City's Wang Xianzhi once asserted that in time, Yuan Zuozong will definitely reach the Tianxiang realm with his swordsmanship, and he hopes to fight him.

There is another guard beside Xu Xiao named Han Laoshan, who is a third-rank official and is granted the title of General of Lingzhou. He is the junior brother of the Spear Immortal Wang Xiu and has been stuck in the Zhixuan realm for many years. Although the possibility of further advancement is not great, he is also a rare master. When Xu Xiao was confronting Lin Tanhua just now, he hid behind the moon cave door at the end of the corridor. If the wine sword condensed by the wine jug breaks a little more to the left, his spear will pierce through the long night and give him back.

Not only these, Beiliang has an even more powerful master in charge, Xu Yanbing, who is also the junior brother of Spear Immortal Wang Xiu and Xu Xiao's personal attendant. He is Beiliang's number one master, with strength reaching the Celestial Realm, and only half a step away from becoming a terrestrial immortal. With a spear in his hand, his combat power is comparable to that of Sword God Li Chungang at his peak.

With these people around, Beiliang would not be afraid of even a few more people, let alone Lin Tanhua who is at the Zhixuan realm.

"Is the price high? Not high, not high. As long as my son is willing to take over Beiliang, a few maids won't matter." After Xu Xiao said this, he raised his head, put his mouth to the gourd's mouth, clapped and shook it again and again, but he only received a few drops of yellow liquid like endless urine. He looked at the black porcelain bowl in Old Huang's hand very unsatisfied.

"Old Huang, you went to the cellar to steal wine, why didn't you steal a few more bottles? Who will drink this?"

Old Huang protected his wine bowl and said, "Me."

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The body of a young lady is as soft as butter, and she carries a sword at her waist to kill foolish men. Although you don't see the head fall, it will secretly make your bones dry.

In Wutong Garden, the bathroom was filled with the scent of flowers and surrounded by hot clouds. A screen painted with the Eight Views of Liangzhou separated the large yellow bathtub that could accommodate three people from the outer room. On the shelf next to it was a bloodstained prisoner's uniform, and on the ground were equally bloodstained prisoner pants. His black boots and white socks were outside. As soon as he entered the room, he acted as if he were at home. He kicked left and right, and his boots flew onto the coffee table in front of the long couch. His white socks were caught by a cucumber. The fresh peach branches that he had picked from the Hundred Flowers Garden early in the morning weighed down the cluster of pink flowers, causing them to tremble uncontrollably, and a few of them fell to the ground.

He asked Sweet Potato and Green Ant if they knew a man called Peach Blossom Sword God. This name didn't sound nice, and it would be much better to change it to Socks Sword God.

"Try harder, is this how you usually serve Xu Fengnian?" He leaned over the edge of the tub, his chin resting on his folded arms, staring at the painting of a sleeping lady hanging on the iron hook on the beam, which was faintly visible in the mist. "I thought his collection was full of treasures, but I didn't expect... This world's number one playboy doesn't deserve the title. It's a pity that I didn't bring the erotic painting I drew for the princess, otherwise I would really open your eyes and see whose collection is better."

Feeling sorry for him ruining the famous painting, the green ant paused while holding the silk cloth in her hand and said, "Princess?"

"That's right, my gorgeous mother-in-law, the most beautiful woman in the world."

Green Ant was a little confused. Although she was a maid in Wutong Garden and never left the house, she had heard of who the most beautiful woman in the world was. The top of the rouge list was obviously Princess Jing'an Pei Nanwei, who had an ambiguous past with Prince Jing'an. How could she be the eldest princess? Even if she was, he drew erotic pictures for his mother-in-law? What kind of lewd words were these?
"Why did you stop?"

Green Ant woke up with a start, and hurriedly tightened the silk cloth in her hands, dipped it in the hot water in the wooden barrel, and continued to rub his back. The bath water was very hot, and the steam made her pretty face red, half of her body was soft, and her smooth forehead was covered with crystals, and a wisp of black hair swayed in front of her eyes.

"Hongshu, you've been taking off your clothes for a whole cup of tea. Is it because you can't untie the ribbon or take off your bra? Do you want me to help you?"

"Mr. Lin... just wait a moment, it will be ready soon."

A voice that could be described as "calm" came from the other side of the screen, as if this kind of thing happened frequently. As the most dissolute playboy in the world, it is natural for Prince Kitakura not to cause trouble to his own maid.

(End of this chapter)