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Chapter 66 Drink Innocence
After Jiang Yuyan finished speaking, she spoke to Uncle Narrator without giving anyone else a chance to speak.

"Uncle, please help me sort out the relationship first."

She glanced at the three men who were surrounding Heben asking for help.

The narrator had already turned out the page and started reciting it with great emotion.

"It all started in high school. There was a transfer student in the class. She had a round and cute figure. She had two little tweets on her head. Her thick bangs covered her broad forehead. She was wearing a kawaii short skirt. Who? When you see her, you can't help but be attracted to her."

"She is our Heben classmate, the girl who will soon make all the high school boys dream about her."

"..."

Jiang Yuyan and Gu Zhongzhi followed the narrator's script and looked at the obese woman wearing a white striped hospital gown with a haggard face and substituted...

He actually shuddered hard.

"Snapped!"

Suddenly there was a burst of applause.

"enough!"

Jiang Yuyan and others all looked at the red palms on the table, and then at the glaring mentally retarded tyrant.

Zhi Zhangba also turned to look at Jiang Yuyan and the others.

Is this to make them angry?
Jiang Yuyan had just had this thought pass through her mind when she heard him speak across his neck:
"Jiang Lusi, have you seen everything?"

Jiang Yuyan was stunned for a moment, put her hands on Erlang's raised legs, and nodded slowly:
"I heard it all, Mrs. Zhi... Mrs. Zhi was very amazing when she was young."

In the brain-burning live broadcast room, when I heard Jiang Yuyan's words, I broke my guard.

[Jiang Yuyan: I heard it, but I didn’t see it. 】

[Beauty Jiang never deceives Chinese people. 】

[She does not lie, she just doesn’t tell the truth. This elephant girl? A man of influence that makes all the boys in college dream about him? I lost it! 】

[I would like to call her Master Duanshui, who can always find the best balance between truth and honesty. 】

"She's just a woman who's fast and furious."

Zhi Zhangba spoke angrily.

"Ba Ba~"

"..."

"You can't say that about me."

Heben's heartbroken voice sounded.

The aunt behind her quickly stretched out her hand to help her move her chest, worried that she would faint.

"Hiccup~hiccup~"

Heben held his chest and hiccupped again and again.

"..."

Jiang Yuyan and others were shocked, with horror and convulsions in their eyes.

The man next to Heben explained to Jiang Yuyan and others, and spoke with distress:
"Heben will burp when she is excited. After all these years, he is still so cute."

Jiang Yuyan and others looked at Heben who was belching repeatedly, as if he might burp up and die at any moment, and fell into deep thought for a long time: "..."

Burps when angry...

This is quite explosive in a Mary Sue romantic drama.

Heben burped for a long time before he regained his breath. He covered his chest and cried beautifully:
"That's not what happened, that's not what happened... We went to the same high school and we were all good friends."

Jiang Yuyan was confused, but not in a hurry. Uncle Bai's voice sounded from the side:
"When Heben arrived in high school, he quickly caused a huge sensation. Everyone knew that a cutie came to their school, and he was in the same class as Zhang Ba, another popular figure in the school. They were at the same table."

……

"Ba Ba, our relationship was so good back then, have you forgotten it?"

Heben, with buck teeth and big eyes, stared at Zhi Zhangba affectionately.

Zhi Zhangba glanced away ruthlessly:
"so what?"

"..."

The narrator’s voice sounded at the right time:
"Heben didn't know that her deskmate was a popular figure in the school. After she said hello to her deskmate, she took out the pet she had just adopted, who was also a friend after she transferred to another school." "I saw it. Heben took out a mineral water bottle and said to the dung beetle inside:
Shit, from now on, we will study together, come on, come on, come on! "

"Zhi Zhangba, my deskmate, laughed out loud: This is the first time I saw someone playing with dung beetles."

"Heben pouted and said: It's my friend."

"Zhi Zhangba smiled crookedly, but his thoughts were lost in memories.

He had just arrived at school half an hour ago. On the school lawn, he saw a fat figure squatting in front of a pile of mud.

Zhi Zhangba was instantly attracted to the sight and leaned on the iron bar beside him, wondering what this cutie wanted to do. "

"Heben stuck his buttocks out, squatted in front of the mud, blew gently towards the mud pile, and spoke carefully and gently:
Damn it, you need to cover it with more soil when the weather gets colder. It's summer now. You'll suffocate yourself to death. Sister, please take you home. "

"Heben dug the dung beetle out of the mud, took out the mineral water bottle, drank the entire bottle of mineral water, and then put the dung beetle into the bottle."

"All this was seen by Zhi Zhangba who was beside him. Zhi Zhangba lost his mind and murmured:
She is so silly and cute. "

"..."

[Hey guys, I can’t understand, but I’m shocked! ! ! 】

[A lump of mud and a dung beetle lead to a sweet love. Vomit, vomit~. 】

[I'm a little confused. Is this a script written by Zhi Zhangba, or is it a real story? 】

[Ouch, my head feels so itchy after watching a live reality show, I need to grow a brain! 】

Jiang Yuyan, who had lost the function of expression, looked at the narrator.

The narrator nodded to her, yes, this was the first encounter between Zhi Zhangba and He Ben.

Jiang Yuyan looked at Mu Jin beside her again and hissed:
"Is there still such pure love in today's school?"

Mu Jin bit her lower lip and shook her head:
"Today's students drink snowflakes and are bad at studying."

"..."

Jiang Yuyan looked at Xi Li again.

"Have you ever met him?"

Xi Li raised his hand to cover his nose, frowned and said:
"No one has ever seen shit."

Jiang Yuyan: "What I'm asking is, have you ever encountered such love?"

Xi Li covered his nose for a moment, glanced at Zhi Zhangba and He Ben, and shook his head:

"I don't know them."

Jiang Yuyan: "What I'm asking is, have you ever encountered such a beautiful love?"

Xili: "Who is love?"

This is simply not understanding love.

Jiang Yuyan was speechless:
"You only know that piece of shit, you deserve to be single."

Xili: "..."

As for Gu Chongzhi, Jiang Yuyan didn't ask.

Because she knew she couldn't scold him.

Netizens who were still debating whether it was a script or a real person almost laughed and hugged each other when they heard Mu Jin and Xili's answers.

[Laughing to death, I asked why my thoughts are so bad. It turns out that I drank snowflakes and learned bad things. Damn it, I will definitely change my innocence next time. 】

[Xiao Jiji, does the director know how much advertising money innocence has given you? 】

[Snowflake: I will double the amount of innocence I give you. 】

[Have a few drinks after get off work to purify yourself. 】

【wonderful love? Xili: I don’t know love. 】

The narrator uncle drooled and turned another page. The middle-aged voice recited in a high-spirited and frustrated way, showing the sweet love-hate entanglement of young boys and girls in their blooming years.

　Did you drink snowflakes during the Chinese New Year and learn bad things? ! ! Don't vote for me! ! Here I would like to thank the person who finds it difficult to communicate with others for the reward. As the first person to reward the book, he must have a name! !

　　
　
(End of this chapter)