Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 115 Tea

"Thank you, fairy. I'm very grateful, little lady." Daylily walked to Zhu Badger with a smile on her shoulder, carrying two large bags of bamboo shoots.

Zhu Badger took two big bags of bamboo shoots and asked Daylily: "You are a little girl, what about me?"

"Of course you are a fairy, Laozhai Fairy, haha." Daylily sat down and helped Mayasha peel the bamboo shoots.

Zhu Badger patted Day Lily on the back and said, "I will go to the ancestral hall to teach the children. After peeling the bamboo shoots, remember to drink the jade liquid and eat the dragon liver and phoenix marrow."

"How could I forget this? I came here just to drink wine and eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow, haha." Daylily grinned innocently.

Zhu Badger took Dan'er's hand and walked to the backyard. When he walked under the persimmon tree, he saw Zhu Hu still lying on the threshold of his house. He turned around and shouted to Daylily: "Remember to urge Dr. Wang to work hard."

"Don't worry, I'm carrying him, and I won't even let him escape from under my nose." Huang Lili glanced at Wang Jingyan, who was standing next to her eating breakfast.

Zhu Badger turned around and deliberately blew a loud whistle when he passed the door of Zhu Hu's house. Zhu Hu jumped up as a conditioned reflex and jumped into his home. The squinting woman came over and closed the door of his home tightly.

"I am the Nine Immortals, I am the Nine Immortals..." Zhu Badger sang all the way into the ancestral hall, Dan'er sang in harmony, and the children on the stage sang together.

"Then I'm going to shout." Dan'er raised his head and faced Xishan, putting his hands over his mouth as if to shout.

Around Qingming Festival is the peak tea-picking season in Lvbui Village. Tea is the main source of income for Lvbui villagers. Villagers working in the county will come back to help pick tea leaves at this time, and some people from the town and county will come to buy green leaves. merchants.

Dan'er smiled and said to Zhu Badger: "Sister, don't worry, aren't there jade trees behind me?"

After a Chinese class, Zhu Badger announced that school was over. For the next week, he only had one class every day from 6:30 to 7:15 in the morning. Then the students went home to help their families pick tea leaves.

Dan'er told Zhu Badger that it was not just a fall, which should be nothing to an old dog like him. The main reason was that he was beaten badly by Zhu Hu. The white beard used to show his age was almost plucked out by Zhu Hu. Even the fans that symbolized his identity were all taken into the stove and burned as firewood by Zhu Hu.

At lunch time, Mayaksha warmly invited two men in suits and ties from the provincial capital to have dinner at home. The two men in suits and ties were not polite and followed Mayaksha out of the tea garden and back to their old home. Zhu Badger raised his hand to Lu Huan, who quickly followed Ma Yaksha.

Zhu Badger was picking tea leaves in the tea garden and did not participate in the bargaining with the men in suits and leather shoes from the two provincial cities. Lu Huan picked tea leaves for the first time. Zhu Badger taught her several times, but she just couldn't get it right. Later, she simply said her hands were sore, put down the tea basket and ran to Ma Yasha to watch her and the two men in suits and ties bargaining at the edge of the tea garden.

"'Ask your slaves when plowing, and ask your maids when weaving' cannot be changed." A loud voice came from Xishan, causing a group of magpies standing side by side on the top of Xieshan Mountain in the ancestral hall to chirp in joy.

Normally, Mayasha, like all the villagers who pick tea leaves, would not go home for lunch. When he was hungry, he would sit on the rocks beside the tea garden and eat a few sweet potatoes he had brought or wheat cakes baked in the morning. The tea dealers who came to buy tea also sat in the temporary buying tents set up by the tea gardens, eating instant noodles or other food they brought with them. After collecting the tea leaves, they packed up and returned to the town or county.

Zhu Badger today taught the children to memorize Su Shi's "Book Dai Song Painting Cows": "There is Du Chushi in Sichuan, who is good at calligraphy and painting, and has hundreds of treasures. There is a scroll of Dai Song's "Bulls", which I especially love, a jade scroll with tips One day, when he saw the calligraphy and painting, a shepherd boy held his hands and laughed and said, "This painting is like a bullfight. The power is in the horns, and the tail is twitching between the two legs. Now the tail is falling and fighting." However, the old saying goes, "You should ask your slaves for farming, and you should ask your maids for weaving." This cannot be changed.

After watching for a while, Lu Huan waved to Dan'er, and Dan'er ran to Lu Huan with a tea basket on her back. Lu Huan said a few words to Dan'er, and Dan'er ran to Zhu Badger and whispered to Zhu Badger. Zhu Badger smiled faintly and put on his ears. Dan'er ran to Lu Huan again and whispered to Lu Huan. Lu Huan looked at Zhu Badger, who nodded at her. Lu Huan smiled knowingly and asked Dan'er to go back to picking tea leaves while he continued to stay with Ma Yasha.

"Call me daddy." Zhu Badger subconsciously raised his head and looked towards the west mountain. The tea garden was in the east mountain.

Dan'er replied: "She didn't care. She was very disappointed with Zhu Fanzi. Later, she instigated the flat-mouthed woman and the pig-butcher to make trouble for you, but they failed again. She was so angry that she couldn't get up from the bed."

"Lanyu Liu doesn't care?" Zhu Badger asked Dan'er.

After the two men in suits and leather shoes walked away, Zhu Badger went over and asked Dan'er softly, did Zhu Fan really fall badly that night?

The so-called green leaves refer to tea leaves that have just been picked and have not yet been roasted. Lvbuo Village is located in a high mountain with a large tea garden. Due to the year-round clouds and mist, the green tea produced is of high quality and is called "cloud tea".

"You have to be careful when you go there every night to prevent her from discovering you and pretending to be dead waiting to catch you." Zhu Badger didn't believe that Lan Yuliu would fall down so easily, let alone that she would be willing to admit defeat like this.

This year, the tea sellers in the town were still the same as before, and the ones from the county were all unfamiliar faces. What was strange was that two big businessmen in suits and leather shoes came from the provincial capital, and they wanted to buy the tea from Zhu Badger's family by name.

Before the Qingming Festival, the Yunwu tea production in Lvbuduo Village was very small. The weather warmed up late this year, so households basically did not pick it. The temperature has suddenly jumped up in the past few days, and the tea leaves need to be picked quickly, so Zhu Badger gave the children a holiday.

All the children in the Donkey County are experts at picking tea leaves. Since most young adults go out to work, only the elderly and children are left at home. The task of picking tea leaves naturally falls on the young hands of the children. The old people are mainly responsible. Bargain with the tea sellers to get a good price.

Zhu Badger hurriedly reached out and covered Dan'er's mouth. Dan'er shook his head vigorously and shouted: "Stinky, stinky, stinky."

"What does it smell like? My hands smell very good, the fragrance of tea leaves." Zhu Badger retracted his hand and put it under his nose to smell it.

Dan'er spat on the ground several times and then said, "Tea leaves smell good, but your hands are so smelly. If it weren't for the smell of tea leaves, they would probably stink worse than shit."

"Say it again, and I will let you never see your sister Huanhuan." Zhu Badger picked up a pebble on the ground and threw it at Dan'er. Dan'er dodged and said kindly: "Sister, your hands are so fragrant. The jade hands of the blue jade willow and the golden hands of the okra are even more fragrant a hundred times a thousand times. I really want to study them carefully. "

"The look of death looks so much like that of Wang's glasses. I'm warning you, you must never really imitate him." Zhu Badger laughed out of breath when he saw Dan'er imitating Wang's glasses.

At this time, Tian Xiaolei came over and asked Zhu Badger mysteriously: "Fairy, why are you laughing? Did the two big bosses from the provincial capital offer a big price?"

"Of course." Zhu Badger stopped laughing and continued picking tea leaves.

Tian Xiaolei asked: "What price was offered?"

"I won't tell you." Zhu Badger ignored Tian Xiaolei.

Tian Xiaolei asked several times, but Zhu Badger just ignored him and continued to pick tea leaves. "Dan'er, how much is the price?" Tian Xiaolei asked Dan'er.

Dan'er picked off the tip of a tea leaf and put it into his mouth, chewed it for a while, shook his head and said, "Good tea, good tea, and good tea must come at a good price. If you want to know how much it's worth? Go back and count the heads of your old scoundrel." How many hairs are left?”

"How dare you, Dan'er, who doesn't even have balls, make fun of me?" Tian Xiaolei slapped Dan'er. After a loud "pop" sound, Daner sat in the tea ridge and cried loudly.

"You dare to beat the egg?" Zhu Badger was about to go over and beat Tian Xiaolei when a figure floated to the tea tree canopy in front of Tian Xiaolei, picked up Tian Xiaolei and then floated to a big pine tree in the nearby woods, grabbing Tian Xiaolei. A few tufts of silk hair were tied into knots and hung on a branch of the big pine tree.

This series of actions was completed in an instant. When the man who lowered his head to pick tea leaves heard Dan'er's cry and raised his head, a loud voice came from the top of the east mountain: "If you dare to beat Dan'er, this is the end!"

"The jade tree is facing the wind?!" Everyone was shocked and timidly collapsed in the tea tree ridge. The freshly picked tea leaves in the tea basket were scattered all over the floor but they did not dare to pick them up immediately.

It took a long time for Tian Xiaolei, who was hung on the big pine tree, to dare to shout: "Dad, save me, save me."

"Don't move, don't move." Tian Leizi rushed under the big pine tree, looking up at Tian Xiaolei who was hanging high on the tree, helpless. It was possible for him to climb such a tall pine tree when he was young, but now that he is nearly sixty years old, he cannot climb up at all. Even if he could climb up, Tian Xiaolei was hung on a twig of a big pine tree. You couldn't step on the twig to untie his hair. Such a thin twig, Yatian Xiaolei's whole body hanging on it, may break at any time. If someone else steps on it, it will undoubtedly break immediately. Tian Xiaolei will definitely fall down and die immediately, and the person who goes to save him will definitely also He died instantly.

Tian Leizi would definitely not dare to do something that would kill her immediately. When he called Tian Xiaolei not to move, his triangular eyes quickly rolled, and after turning for a while, he softly said to his wife who was standing next to him: "Go back and yell louder." Leibei has to move all the quilts here, the sooner the better.”

"Hurry, hurry, hurry..." Tian Leizi's wife kept shouting, but her feet couldn't move at all and she kept trembling.

Tian Leizi was furious and wanted to push his wife to leave quickly, but he used too much force. In addition, Tian Lezi's wife's legs were shaking non-stop. Tian Lezi pushed her hard and she fell to the ground. A big piece of meat rolled down the tea garden. He rolled into a mountain pond under the tea garden, drank a few mouthfuls of water and then sank to the bottom of the pond.

"Damn it..." Seeing that his wife was about to drown, Tian Leizi rushed to the mountain pond desperately, forgetting that the slope of the tea garden was steep, and followed the routine of running on a flat road, his front feet were suspended as soon as he took off his back feet. As a result, his feet were hanging in the air, and his body was He tilted and rolled down the tea garden into the pond in a similar position to his wife.

"Father, mother, I, I, I..." Tian Xiaolei hung on the tree and cried. Fortunately, he didn't move, and he didn't dare to move. The branch hanging him on didn't break immediately.

Amid Tian Xiaolei's cries, Tian Daye and Tian Erlei rushed to the foot of the mountain. I wonder who informed the two brothers? The two brothers still missed their father and mother and rushed over in a hurry. However, they stood on the ridge of the mountain pond and did not dare to jump down to save their father and mother.

"Get out of the way, I'll save your father and mother." After a "plop", a beautiful arc was drawn, and a woman with an exquisite figure jumped into the water, quickly dragged out Tian Laizi's wife, and then went down again Drag out Tian Leizi.

"Sister Liu, thank you." "Thank you, Sister Liu." Tian Da Lei and Tian Er Lei's eyes widened to the extreme, staring at Lan Yuliu.

Lan Yuliu scolded: "Look what I'm doing? You haven't peeked enough? Why don't you drag your father and mother to the big rock? Remember, let them throw themselves on the big rock, with their heads down and the water in their stomachs." Just come out. I'll save Xiao Lei. You guys will come up and help."

"Uh huh huh..." "Okay, okay..." Tian Da Lei and Tian Er Lei went to drag their father and mother, but their two pairs of triangular eyes were still fixed on Lan Yuliu, even though Lan Yuliu had already turned towards the mountain. Run.

Lan Yuliu was prepared to save people in advance and wore her black swimsuit. Her figure was naturally curvy and curved. No wonder Tian Da Lei and Tian Er Lei had two pairs of triangular eyes and two blow flies. He was still staring at her body and couldn't move away no matter what.

Tian Xiaolei was ecstatic when she saw Lan Yuliu come to rescue her in a swimsuit. This joy was not an ordinary surprise, but ecstasy all over her body. She was so ecstatic that she couldn't speak fluently and could only keep saying "Liu" , willow, willow".

Lan Yuliu saw that the big pine tree where Tian Xiaolei was hanging was too tall. She wanted to step on the trunk first and then fly up to untie Tian Xiaolei's hair. But when she just stepped on the tree trunk and wanted to fly up, Tian Xiaolei was so ecstatic that his feet kicked wildly and his body swayed. Not to mention the few tufts of silk hair on his head were broken, and the tree trunk was broken. were broken together.

Lan Yuliu was raising her head and flying upwards, but she didn't expect Tian Xiaolei to fall down. Just when Tian Xiaolei fell, Lan Yuliu could completely avoid him with his skills, but then the tree branch also fell down, and Lan Yuliu couldn't avoid it at the same time no matter what.

Being hit by Tian Xiaolei was worse than being hit by a tree. Based on this thought, Lan Yuliu subconsciously dodged in the direction where the tree fell, but Tian Xiaolei was slapping his hands and feet in the air. He pedaled until Shuyazi thought he had caught a life-saving straw, but Shuyazi and his body were turned around by his pedaling, and he hit Lan Yuliu solidly.

"Bang!" With a crisp sound, Tian Xiaolei and Lan Yuliu landed at the same time.

After a while, Tian Xiaolei moaned: "Ouch, it feels good, it feels good."

Zhu Badger heard it funny, but she still suppressed her laughter. Although Tian Xiaolei beat the egg first, he had already received the punishment he deserved. Now that Lan Yuliu's life and death were unknown, she had to take it easy.

"Comfortable, comfortable." Tian Xiaoliu kept moaning as he pressed on Lan Yuliu. Zhu Badger originally admired how his few silk hairs didn't feel pain when they were hung on the branches. Now from such a height Falling from the big pine tree and still feeling the comfort of the blue jade willow, it is a true admiration and admiration.

Tian Leizi woke up after spitting out a few mouthfuls of dirty water. Hearing Tian Dalei and Tian Erlei say that Lan Yuliu had saved him and his wife, they were extremely excited. They shouted "Yuliu" and started crying loudly. Hu Bian looked around for the blue jade willow.

Tian Da Lei said that Lan Yuliu went up the mountain to rescue Tian Xiao Lei. Tian Leizi cried harder and louder, crying and shouting while rushing towards the mountain.

He rushed under the big pine tree and saw that Tian Xiaolei was still pressing on Lan Yuliu and kept moaning: "Comfortable, comfortable..." He couldn't help but get angry. He raised his leg and kicked Tian Xiaolei. As a result, he failed to stand still and made the same mistake. The same thing happened again. Tian Laizi forgot that he was standing on a steep slope, raised his leg too hard, and his body tilted, fell to the ground, and rolled down the mountain again.

Tian Xiaolei just lay on Lan Yuliu and moaned "comfortable", completely ignoring Tian Xiaolei and rolling down the hillside again. Fortunately, another person came down the mountain this time. His reaction was quite fast, and he picked up a shovel on the ground. Blocking the mountain pond, when Tian Leizi was about to roll into the pond again, the shovel was pushed towards Tian Leizi, and Tian Leizi rolled to the other side.

Tian Laizi changed the direction of rolling and did not roll into the pond, but rolled into a manure pit at the edge of the field. This manure pit was dug by the owner of this mountainous land. When he is free, he picks the feces from the latrine at home and urinates into this manure pit. On the one hand, the latrine at home is cleaned in time to prevent overflow; on the other hand, when the crops need fertilizer, fertilizer can be applied in time.

When Tian Da Le and Tian Er Le saw the man using a shovel to push Tian Lezi into the manure pit, they both rushed to the man and asked, "Sick Cat, why did you push my father into the manure pit?"

"Why? It's better to roll into a mountain pond and drown than to roll into a manure pit and drink a few mouthfuls of feces and urine, right?" Zhu Hu threw away the shovel and ran up the mountain.

Tian Da Lei and Tian Er Lei scolded Zhu Hu at his back: "If you roll into the pond, Sister Liu will save you. Do you want you to mind your own business?" My sister can save me, but who will save me if I fall into a cesspool?”

"Can Yuliu still save you? You have made Yuliu like this, and the whole family deserves to die." Zhu Hu ran to the big pine tree angrily.

Tian Xiaolei was still pressing on Lan Yuliu and moaned: "Comfortable, comfortable..." "Comfortable, you little scoundrel!" Zhu Hu reached out to grab Tian Xiaolei's clothes. Taking advantage of Tian Leizi's past experience, he didn't know how to use his feet. Go kick Tian Xiaolei.

Zhu Hu said it was a tiger, but it was actually a sick cat. He grabbed Tian Xiaolei's clothes and could only hang him up slightly, which actually helped Tian Xiaolei.