Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 118 Go

The two men in suits and ties had to fulfill their agreement to buy all the new tea leaves from Lvbuo Village this year at a price of no less than fifty yuan per catty. However, they were beaten up and scolded by tea sellers from the town and county. They don't even have basic business ethics, and they have stolen their jobs and disrupted the entire tea market.

The two men in suits and leather shoes could only swallow their teeth and gulp down their teeth. After harvesting the first crop of green leaves, they returned to the provincial capital in dejection.

Lu Huan returned to the provincial capital, and Wang Glasses was also returned to the provincial capital. He must return to the provincial capital with Lu Huan, saying that he had completed the inspection of the old house and would submit relevant materials in accordance with relevant regulations and procedures.

Ma Yasha said a lot of polite words in front of Lu Bo and Lu Huan. He sincerely thanked Dr. Wang for all the hard work he had put in for the old house these days. So I asked him, hoping that he would be a gentleman and not remember the faults of villains, and not be as knowledgeable as Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger wanted to laugh when he heard this, but he still held back his laughter. Ma Yasha asked Zhu Badger to send Wang Glasses and Lu Huan, at least to send him and her to the town. Lu Huan refused to give in, and Wang Jingjin was even more afraid that Zhu Badger was like the god of plague, and wished he could disappear from Donkeybu Village immediately.

Seeing Wang Jingyan's appearance, Zhu Badger decided to tease him again before leaving. If he was really possessed by Lu Dongbin, he must be told to retreat and not dare to come to the village again. Although he is a cultural relics expert in the province, it is not up to him to decide whether the old house can be listed as a "national security". This Zhu Badger has already found out clearly.

When Wang Jingjin and Lu Huan walked one after another under the persimmon tree of the cross-eyed mother-in-law's house, Zhu Badger suddenly shouted: "Dr. Wang, wait a minute."

Wang Jingyan's body was shaken and he almost fell to the ground. Zhu Badger ran to his side and asked softly: "Dr. Wang, can you look at my hand before leaving?"

"Look at the hand? Whose hand? What do you think?" Wang Jingyan subconsciously retreated to the persimmon tree, leaning against the trunk of the persimmon tree and looking at the red badger in horror.

With a smile on his face, Zhu Badger stretched out his hand in front of Wang's glasses and said in a cooing voice: "Of course it's my hand. Dr. Wang, can you help me take a look? What kind of hand do I belong to?"

"This, that..." Wang Jingjin wanted to avoid the hand that Zhu Badger stretched out in front of him, but he had no choice but to have a thin dog and a pig badger standing at his feet. He did not dare to move. Behind him is the persimmon tree trunk, and in front of him is the red badger.

"Dr. Wang, you don't want this or that. If you want to touch it, just touch it. I know you have to touch it before you can find out which hand it belongs to." Zhu Badger said even more coquettishly, and stretched his hand to the chin of Wang's glasses. He got down and leaned close to Wang Jiamen.

Wang Jingyan wanted to run away, but he didn't dare. He stammered: "No, no, no, don't, don't touch, touch, touch..."

"You can touch it, feel free to touch it. Touch it like you touch your Sister Liu, touch it like you touch your Boss Huang, and touch it as long as you want." Zhu Badger took the initiative to grab Wang Hands With Glasses.

Wang Jinggeng was so frightened that he collapsed under the persimmon tree. Zhu Badger shouted: "Come, come, come, come. Dr. Wang touched me and passed out."

"What? Dr. Wang touched you?"

"How could Dr. Wang touch you? Unless he is really obsessed with sex."

"Oh, you really know people but not their hearts. It's hard to draw a dragon or a tiger but it's hard to draw a skeleton. How could you, Dr. Wang, be so vulgar?"

"..."

Tian Da Lei, Tian Er Lei and Tian Xiao Lei, who were still sleeping in, did not bother to put on their coats when they heard the word "touch". They rushed out of the house in a pair of shorts and rushed to the persimmon tree to denounce Wang's glasses. In fact, there was something in the truth and they were equally derogatory. Badger.

Zhu Badger didn't care, all she wanted was someone to come and join in the fun. There were not many people staying in the old house at this time. Only the three lazy men from the Tian family, Zhu Fanzi and Lan Yuliu were still in the house. The others all went up the mountain to pick tea leaves.

Although the green leaves of the first crop of spring tea in Lvbuo Village have been picked, the second and third crops of green leaves must be picked quickly, otherwise the temperature will rise day by day and the young tea leaves will soon become old leaves.

Villagers in Lububuo usually only sell the first crop of tea leaves and green leaves, and only this crop is valuable. The other crops are basically fried for their own consumption.

People in Lvbuo Village have a special liking for tea. In addition to making tea and drinking it, they can also make tea noodles, tea steamed buns, tea old wine, use tea leaves to cook chicken soup, use tea leaves to boil eggs, use tea leaves to cook, etc.

After Ma Yasha and Wang Jingyan finished their polite greetings, they took Dan'er up the mountain to pick tea leaves. Zhu Hu and Xieyan Po also went to the mountain to pick tea leaves. Lu Bo and Uncle Liu went to Beishan, saying they were digging red mud. Zhu Badger didn't know what they were digging for.
After Tian Da Lei, Tian Er Lei and Tian Xiao Lei rushed over, they were a little frustrated when they saw Wang Jingzi slumped under the persimmon tree. In fact, Zhu Badger was also a little frustrated because Lu Huan had already walked to the back door of the old house at this time. She didn't seem to have Hearing Zhu Badger's shout, he walked out of the old house on his own.

"Ouch, Dr. Wang passed out because he touched me." Zhu Badger continued to shout, but there was still no movement at Zhu Hu's house.

Come to think of it, these Willow Tree Spirits and Zhu Fanzi can really hold their breath, how come they didn't react at all? How about just going to the window and taking a look?

"Badger Immortal, you are harassing me like this, don't you want me to hand over the letter that Sister Liu asked me to deliver? Okay, I'll give it to you, and you let me go." Zhu Badger was thinking about how to attract Lan Yu When Liu and Zhu Fanzi took action, Wang Jingjing couldn't hold back and spoke.

Zhu Badger was overjoyed as if he had found a treasure. This was an unexpected gain.

Ever since Day Lily has been inseparable from Ding Wang Jingyan for 24 hours, Wang Jingyan has even thought about death.

Day Lily snores like thunder while sleeping, and grinds her teeth, causing Wang Jingyan to suffer from neurasthenia. Not to mention, Daylily had to follow him even to the latrine. If he was not allowed to follow, she would directly carry him to the latrine, pull down his pants and force him to defecate, and tortured him so hard that he became constipated.

Wang Jingyan couldn't figure out how there could be someone like Huang Lili in this world? He majored in the protection and restoration of cultural relics, and based on what he had learned and seen, there had never been anyone as shameless, unencumbered, comfortable, and lawless as her since ancient times. If you don't let her sleep with you at night, she will directly lift you to her side and press you under her body. Even if you fall asleep, her two thighs like elephant legs are still pressed firmly on your body, thinking To open it is like an ant turning over a millstone. Not to mention during the day, Daylily tied his waist with a rope as thick as an arm to her waist even when eating, making it difficult to escape.

Finally, Daylily was jealous of the tea money and wanted to pick tea leaves. It was really inconvenient to wear the Wang glasses. Could Zhu Badger please stop mentioning the Wang glasses for the time being? Badger agrees. When Lu Huan was about to return to the provincial capital, Wang Jinggang quickly proposed to return together. Zhu Badger readily agreed. Wang Jinggang was so happy that he didn't sleep all night.

Of course, after not sleeping all night, he took the opportunity to meet Lan Yuliu. He slept next to Day Lily every night. Wang Jingyan relied on the lovesickness of Lan Yuliu and Huang Okra to survive.

Do not know why? Ever since Wang Jingjin arrived at Lvbubu Village, entered his old house, and met Lan Yuliu, his whole mood had changed. She was the only one in his mind all day long, especially after touching her hand, all he thought about was her.

Living in the dressing room on the stage gate of the old house's ancestral hall was not Wang Jing's original intention, but when he entered the old house's ancestral hall alone, Lan Yuliu came out of the secret room and asked him to live there. In this way, she and he could be together in the future. More convenient, Wang Glasses is naturally elated. Unfortunately, Zhu Badger accidentally discovered the secret room and Lan Yuliu's hiding place. Uncle Liu and Lu Bo moved into the concierge of the ancestral hall, which made Wang Jingjing happy in vain.

But during this period, Wang Jingyan was still able to have more or less private contact with Lan Yuliu, which more or less quenched his thirst. Who would have thought that when Huang Qiukui returned to Lvbu Village, Wang Jingmeng would be fascinated again, and he would be so fascinated that he would forget where he was? Forgot who you are? Not only did Lu Huan break up with him, but he also pissed off Zhu Badger. In anger, Zhu Badger used a trick to use day lily to catch him, and he was completely out of luck.

After Daylily went to pick tea leaves, Wang Jingjin wanted to go to Zhu Hu's house immediately to find the blue jade willow. However, there was always a thin dog and a pig badger squatting under the persimmon tree in front of Zhu Hu's house. He did not dare to do so without permission. action.

Fortunately, Lan Yuliu slipped in while he was in the hut during the day yesterday and advised him to return to the provincial capital as soon as possible. She would also go to the provincial capital soon. She also asked him to bring a letter to someone in the provincial capital. Wang Jingjing was naturally obedient, because Lan Yuliu not only quenched her thirst, but also promised that as long as he listened to her in the future, she would help him get okra. Now that Zhu Badger is teasing him, Wang Jingyan doesn't care, let alone is afraid. The ones he was most afraid of were the thin dog and the pig badger. As the red badger kept shouting, the thin dog and the pig badger had already grabbed his trouser leg.

Wang Jingjin was most afraid of dogs and wild beasts since he was a child. It is said that his biological parents were bitten to death by wild dogs. He was rescued from the mouth of wild dogs by an old hunter. It is impossible to verify whether this is true or not. Lu Huan and Lu Bo didn't fully understand his life experience, but his IQ was indeed superior. He used to be a standard big boy who "had no ears to hear anything outside the window and only studied cultural relics."

When Zhu Badger heard Wang Jingjing beg for mercy and said that he would hand over the letter that Lan Yuliu asked him to deliver, it was not an ordinary surprise. He was so shocked that he burst out of his teeth and was so happy that he wanted to hug someone. Just when she was about to order Wang Jingjin to hand over the letter, two figures flashed out of Zhu Hu's house at the same time, one headed west to the hut of Zhu Badger's house; the other headed north to the back door of the old house. While the red badger hesitated, a thin dog chased him north, and a pig badger chased him west. Pig Badger quickly caught up with the man who was running towards Zhu Badger's latrine, bit his trouser leg and screamed. Zhu Badger went over and saw that it was Zhu Fan.

Zhu Shanzi said with a lewd smile: "Eight Badger Immortals, do you want to see the old man's magic power when you chase him to the hut? The old man is happy today and can help you become a real woman."

"Bah, old gangster, I'll kick you into the manure pit." Just as Zhu Badger was about to lift his legs, the barking of a thin dog came from under the persimmon tree. When he turned around, Lan Yuliu was carrying the King's glasses into Zhu Hu's house, and Tian The three leprous men, Da Le, Tian Er Le and Tian Xiao Le, were staggering around and tripped up the thin dog, unable to catch up with Lan Yuliu.

"Lanyu Liu, you did a good thing." Zhu Badger was furious, turned around and wanted to rush under the persimmon tree. Unexpectedly, Zhu Fan spread out the iron fan in his hand and slapped Zhu Badger's feet fiercely. While slapping, he cursed: "Eight Badger Immortals, I have tolerated you for a long time, and I will take your life today."

"I have already lost my patience with you, and today I will send you to the eighteenth level of hell." Zhu Badger jumped up to the roof of the hut, flicked his hands, and shot two silver needles at Zhu Fan's arms.

The iron fan of Zhu Fan turned around, and after the silver needle dropped, he picked up onions on dry land and jumped to Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger reached out to touch Zhu Fanzi's acupuncture points, and Zhu Fanzi's iron fan swept towards Zhu Badger's arms.

With a "boom", the pig-badger knocked down the hut and chased Zhu Fanzi, who was falling. Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhu Fan flew up and jumped onto the wall. Maybe it's because his injuries haven't fully recovered, or maybe he's getting old after all, or even more likely because he's been living with Lan Yuliu and Squinty Eyes recently, but Zhu Shanzi was not able to jump up the wall. Although his front feet stepped on the top of the wall, his back feet were tightly bitten by the pig badger, and he could not break free no matter what. When Zhu Badger arrived, Zhu Fan had already fallen to the ground. The pig badger pounced on him, biting him with sharp teeth. After cutting his throat, he waited for Zhu Badger to give the order and bit it off completely.

Zhu Badger stepped on the Zhu Fan, shouted back the Pig Badger, and asked: "Are you going to take my life or shall I send you to the eighteenth level of hell?"

"Eight Badger Immortals, you must not be too proud. Yuliu and Dr. Wang have left. The old man's mission is completed. If you want to kill him, you can kill him. However, I forgive you for not daring." Zhu Shanzi lay on the ground with his back, looking like he was ready to die. Seeing Zhu Badger turn around and run towards Zhu Hu's house, Zhu Fanzi jumped up from the ground like a carp, facing the east and chanting loudly: "It's not like the plum blossoms have been separated for years, and the monks have half a day to spare."

From the direction of the big camphor tree in the east came the reply of the blue jade willow: "We will have half a day's free time together to wash away the dust."

Zhu Badger ran to the door of Zhu Hu's house. Seeing that the door was closed, he wanted to kick it open. Zhu Fan scolded him from behind: "Badger Eight Immortals, if you dare to kick, you are a thief, and I will sue you. Big lei, two lei , Xiao Lei, you are all witnesses.”

Tian Da Lei, Tian Er Lei and Tian Xiao Lei had already gotten up from the ground, but because of the small dog, they did not dare to act rashly. When Zhu Fanzi spoke, they all agreed: "Witness, witness."

Zhu Badger turned around, took his dog and pig badger with him and ran towards the back door of the old house. Behind him came the chanting sound of Zhu Fan: "Why are the books in front of the bed so messy? I lie down and watch the flowers in the forest flying in the afternoon." After chanting, Zhu Badger ran out. He came to the old house and shouted: "Big Lep, Er Lep, Little Lep, let's go to the old man's house to drink. In a few days, your Sister Liu will come back, and we will get drunk together again."

"Okay, okay, Mr. Zhu, please." Tian Da Lei, Tian Er Lei and Tian Xiao Lei surrounded Zhu Fan and returned to his house.

Zhu Badger, with his thin dog and pig badger, chased him under the big camphor tree. Lan Yuliu and Wang Jingmen were no longer there. He turned back and saw that several ridge tiles on the top of the wall on the east side of Zhu Hu's house had collapsed. He knew that Lan Yuliu Hewang Glasses jumped out of the back window and over the fence. He was so angry that he kicked the fence.

A loud voice came from Xishan: "Go and come, come and go, come and go. If no one offends me, I will not offend them; if they offend me, I will offend them."

"I know." Zhu Badger replied to Xishan and took Xin Quan and Pig Badger back to his old house.

Passing by Zhu Shanzi's house, I heard the voice of "drink, drink, drink" coming from inside. I curled my lips, went to the door of the ancestral hall and removed the big lock, came over and locked it on the door of Zhu Shanzi's house, and then threw the key to the door of the ancestral hall. Fangshang.

"I am the Nine Immortals, I am the Nine Immortals..." Zhu Badger sang loudly as he entered the ancestral hall, leaving the thin dog and pig badger with him to play with the two thin dogs and the two pig badgers guarding the entrance of the ancestral hall. Lu Bo and Uncle Liu took some wild boar leg bones and some sweet potatoes from where they lived to comfort the fine dogs and pig badgers.

Just as she was about to go to the stage, Uncle Liu and Lu Bo returned to the ancestral hall with two sacks on their shoulders and called to her to let her pass.

Zhu Badger walked up to Uncle Liu and Lu Bo and asked, "What are you doing digging so much red mud?"

"Of course it's useful. Don't ask too much. Close the door. We have something to discuss with you." Uncle Liu wiped the sweat from his forehead and walked into the concierge where he lived.

Zhu Badger went over to close the door of the ancestral hall and walked into the concierge where Uncle Liu lived. Lu Bo was already sitting inside.

Uncle Liu asked Zhu Badger: "Are you injured?"

"No, that old guy won't hurt me." Zhu Badger didn't know how Uncle Liu and Lu Bo saw her fighting with Zhu Fanzi.

Lu Bo asked Zhu Badger: "Didn't you hand over Zhu Fan's iron fan last time? How did it come back to his hands?"

"You have to ask your protégé about this. You can't even think about Zhu Bajie going up to the wall and beating my niece here." Uncle Liu choked Lu Bo.

Lu Bo sneered: "Don't I just want to confirm what kind of person he is?"

"Yunshan has already figured out what kind of person he is. You are the only one who is still stubborn and regards him as a talent. Humph, you are an old fool, extremely confused." Uncle Liu sighed out his nose.

Lu Bo chuckled and said, "Are you scolding yourself? Weren't you and I optimistic about him at the beginning? We tried our best to get along with Huanhuan and him?"

"I don't have the spare time to mix with him and her. If I do, I might as well drink a few more drinks." Uncle Liu turned his head away from Lu Bo.

Zhu Badger was amused and asked Uncle Liu: "Grandpa, what do you want to tell me?"

"It's all because of you, an old fool, that I almost missed my business. Badger, where did you put the treasures you recovered last time?" Uncle Liu rolled his eyes at Lu Bo and asked Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger did not answer, but stood up and left the concierge. He walked slowly to the door of the ancestral hall and saw a figure flashing out of the back door of the old house.