Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 122 Crying

Hong Hai'er and Xiao Longnu scolded Zhu Yuanzhang. Zhu Yuanzhang was so frightened that he dared not speak out and looked at Zhu Badger with pleading eyes.

Zhu Badger said: "Zhu Yuanzhang, you don't know the truth of the universe, right? The Red Boy and the Little Dragon Girl became guardians dating back to the pre-Qin Dynasty. What does it have to do with you, a cowherd boy? If you want to put gold on your face, you might as well Put a few more pieces of paper on your butt so that you won’t be so embarrassed all the time.”

"Thank you, Fairy, for your guidance. I know how many people I have." Zhu Yuanzhang retreated behind Chou Yu.

Chouyu said: "This is probably a standard way of asking for trouble, right? Fairy, my maid is retiring, and I won't disturb the fairy to explore the affairs of the Eight Immortals."

Seeing Chou Yu retreating and Zhu Yuanzhang still standing there, Hong Hai'er and Xiao Longnu couldn't help scolding him again: "How come you, Zhu Chongba, don't have any sharp eyesight? Why are you not as good as a palace maid?" "He is the emperor, old man. I'm used to the music, and Chouyu is an elf, otherwise the ugly pearl of the fairy would not have been harmed by her. "

"You two don't want which pot and which pot you don't open? Wasn't it because of those 'Eight Immortals' that the fairy became an ugly pearl? And the reason why those 'Eight Immortals' dared to frame the fairy was all because of you "Two of them, give them cover." Zhu Yuanzhang suddenly scolded Hong Hai'er and Xiao Longnu with a loud voice.

Hong Hai'er and Xiao Longnu's faces turned red, and they stammered as they asked Zhu Yuanzhang: "You, you, how did you know?" "Who, who, who told you this?"

"If people don't know what to do except for themselves, the same goes for you gods. I tell you that although I am still in the secluded place, I still have insight into the affairs of the world. I also want to tell you that the reason why I humble myself to beg the fairy is, In fact, I want to make up for Fairy Lingchi's big mistake back then. As for whether I can be reincarnated, I don't care anymore." Zhu Yuanzhang said plausibly.

Red Boy and Little Dragon Girl were ashamed. They covered their faces with their little hands and apologized to Zhu Badger: "Nine Immortals, we had no choice but to do it at that time." "Yes, that Lu Dongbin was so disgusting. He first set up a trap for us to get through, and then forced him to do it." We do things for him.”

"Okay, let the past go. I think it's good now. As long as you can help me protect the old house, I am equally grateful to you. Zhu Yuanzhang, the same is true for you." Zhu Badger smiled generously. .

Red Boy, Little Dragon Girl and Zhu Yuanzhang all bent down to salute Zhu Badger. Zhu Yuanzhang said: "Fairy, according to my observation, Lu Dongbin, Han Zhongli, Lan Caihe and Cao Guojiu are actually very afraid of you, so they are just looking for trouble. You, who are mischievous, hope that you can take them seriously and restore their image."

"I know this. If you have nothing else to do, please go back." Zhu Badger closed his eyes.

Seeing Zhu Badger closing his eyes, Zhu Yuanzhang quickly ducked out of the way. Hong Boy and Xiao Longnu hesitated for a while and hid themselves behind the left and right handguards of the bamboo recliner.

Zhu Badger woke up after a while. She got up from the bamboo couch and walked to the window. Before she could reach the window, Dan'er's cry was heard. She immediately rushed out of the room with a thin dog and a pig badger. Rush out of the main house.

"Lanyu Liu, what's your ability to bully a child?" Zhu Badger rushed to the persimmon tree and shouted.

Lan Yuliu's dress this time is two extremes from the past. In the past, she dressed in fashionable clothes and could be as pretty as she wanted. Now he is wearing work clothes, as simple as he wants.

"Sister, save me..." Before Lan Yuliu could reply, Dan'er fell to the ground and cried to Zhu Badger for help.

Zhu Badger hurriedly rushed to Dan'er, leaned down and called Dan'er urgently: "What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?"

"Sister, I can't do it anymore..." Dan'er spat out a mouthful of blood, tilted his head, and closed his eyes in Zhu Badger's arms.

"Dan'er, Dan'er, Dan'er..." Zhu Badger called out urgently. Seeing that Dan'er had no response, he stretched out his hand to feel his breath, then started to cry loudly, while crying: "Dan'er, Dan'er, Dan'er, Dan'er, Dan'er, Dan'er, Dan'er, Dan'er, Dan'er, Dan'er, Dan'er, Why did you go like this? Dan'er, Dan'er..."

"What? What happened to my Dan'er? What happened to my Dan'er?" Dan'er's mother rushed forward, took Dan'er from Zhu Badger's arms, checked her breathing, and started to cry loudly.

"What happened? What happened?" Ma Yasha rushed to the door of Zhu Hu's house, and all the neighbors in the old house swarmed to the door of Zhu Hu's house.

"Mom, Dan'er is dead, she beat her to death, wuwuwu..." Zhu Badger stood at the door of Zhuhu's house and held Lan Yuliu in tears. She had already occupied a favorable terrain. Lan Yuliu wanted to Anyone who has escaped into Zhu Hu's house or inside Zhu Hu's house must pass by Zhu Badger or push Zhu Badger away or pass over Zhu Badger's head.

As soon as Ma Yasha heard that Dan'er was dead, he desperately went over to hug Dan'er from Dan'er's mother's hands. When he saw that Dan'er was bleeding from all her orifices and died, he rushed towards Lan Yuliu with Dan'er in his arms: "Good on you!" Willow tree spirit, dare to take my life?"

"Hold Dan'er, I'll kill her!" Dan'er wiped away her tears, pulled Ma Yaksha aside, and flew towards Lan Yuliu.

Lan Yuliu had already retreated to the persimmon tree. When she saw Daner's mother flying over, she prepared her left hand for defense and used her right hand to untie the hair rope on her head. Dan'er's mother was shaped like an arrow, but she suddenly stopped when she got close to Lan Yuliu. With a shake of her hands, she shot out countless steel needles from her sleeves, attacking Lan Yuliu overwhelmingly.

Lan Yuliu's face changed drastically. He quickly retracted his hands and ducked sideways to avoid the steel needle. Then he used the Guanyin Turn Lotus move to sweep his legs towards Dan'er's mother. He hooked his hands around the torso of the persimmon tree and hid his legs behind the persimmon tree. .

Dan'er's mother tried to shoot the steel needle again, but it had no effect, so she had no choice but to move behind the tree with a single move.

Lan Yuliu waited for Dan'er's mother to go behind the tree, then she went to the front of the tree, playing hide and seek with Dan'er's mother back and forth.

Dan'er's mother got angry and kicked off the persimmon tree with her kick. She shook her hands and fired the steel needles from her sleeves at the blue jade willow.

Seeing that the situation was not going well, Lan Yuliu used a golden goose move in the air, once again dodged Dan'er's damn steel needle, then turned around and tried to escape back to Zhu Hu's house.

Zhu Badger controlled the door of Zhu Hu's house and saw Lan Yuliu running back. He used Canglong Panling to block Lan Yuliu's retreat, and at the same time fired several steel needles at Lan Yuliu.

Seeing that Lan Yuliu could not dodge, three people rushed out of Zhu Hu's house and attacked Zhu Badger from behind. Zhu Badger heard the wind behind him and hesitated a little with his hands shaking. The steel needle was dodged by Lan Yuliu.

Lan Yuliu dodged the steel needle and attacked Zhu Badger from both inside and outside with the three people in Zhu Hu's house. The red badger is under attack from both sides and is in danger. Ma Yasha threw Dan'er to Dan'er's mother who was chasing Lan Yuliu, and he struck Lan Yuliu's back with Baiyun Chuxiu and his palm.

The three people in Zhu Hu's house shouted "Be careful" in unison, reminding Lan Yuliu that they were also distracted. Zhu Badger took the opportunity to turn around and shoot a steel needle, hitting the three people in the house.

The three people in the Zhu Hu House were too close to the Zhu Badger and the space in the aisle beside the gate was limited. They escaped some steel needles, but they were still hit by a few. The three people turned around and fled into the house. Zhu Badger did not chase them, but turned around and attacked Lan Yuliu who was fighting with Mayasha.

Lan Yuliu rolled on the spot and fled towards the row of abandoned houses by the front door of the old house. Just as he was about to jump over the wall, a figure descended from the sky and kicked Lan Yuliu over to the ground. Ma Yasha stepped on Lan Yuliu, and Zhu Badger took off Lan Yuliu's head rope and tied her tightly.

"Kill to pay with life, the people above will be here soon." The figure disappeared outside the wall of the old house.

Sure enough, the two cars "woo la woo la" drove under the big camphor tree, one big and one small. From the big car, a few people in white hats and white clothes got out and hurried towards the old house carrying a stretcher. , a few uniformed men got out of the small car and rushed into the old house majestically.

The man dressed in white tried his best to rescue Dan'er, and finally shook his head and declared death.

The men in uniform handcuffed Lan Yuliu and took her to the car, and drove away with them, along with the three people who were hiding in Zhu Hu's house.

The crying in the front yard of the old house started again. In addition to the heart-wrenching cries of Dan'er's mother and Ma Yasha, there was also the squinty-eyed woman's crying. She was not crying for Dan'er, but she was crying about how her family had brought such trouble. Because Zhu Hu was also taken away by the "Woo La Woo La" car, and he was suspected of being an accomplice. Zhu Badger seemed very calm. After the car drove away, she asked the one-armed Luo to call the flat-mouthed woman, asked the stilt-legged man to call "Mr. Eight", and asked the day lily to call Fatty Zhu. Come over, the three people turned around and started shouting happily, especially Stilt-foot Man and Huanglili. They were so happy that it was not because Dan'er died that a funeral was going to be held, but that Dan'er was getting married and that a happy event was going to be held. One of them went to call the funeral organizer " "Mr. Eight" He has one part of the money to get, and the other part is because there is a big banquet to eat, and the big banquet cooked by Fatty Zhu.

The one-armed Luo drooped his one-arm and was about to turn around and call for the flat-mouthed woman. The flat-mouthed woman came over and pulled his one-arm, stuffed him with a few one-yuan notes, and whispered to him: "Go back to the fairy and tell him. I'm already ready to be saved for Dan'er."

"No problem." The one-armed Luo Mei smiled cheerfully. No matter whether the flat-mouthed woman had come to watch the fun or was really overjoyed by Dan'er, he walked over to Zhu Badger and replied.

Zhu Badger nodded and said fine, and then asked Ma Yasha and Dan'er's mother to take Dan'er home together. This home was naturally Dan'er's original home, and he was the sixth to enter the old house.

The funeral was held very solemnly, and three days later it was held under a big camphor tree. Mayaksha and Dan'er's mother cried several times and fainted, and the flat-mouthed woman sprayed their faces with magic water to revive them.

There were all the children in the village who sent Dan'er to Xishan together. They were all Dan'er's classmates. They shouted "Dan'er, Dan'er" along the way and cried even more sadly. Even the beating team invited from other villages were all Dan'er's classmates. The child sheds tears.

Zhu Badger announced in front of Dan'er's grave that she would guard Dan'er's grave until May 7th, and also asked the flat-mouthed woman to come over every day to pray for Dan'er to prevent wild ghosts from disturbing Dan'er.

The flat-mouthed woman was naturally happy, because this time she got a lot of money for the benefit. From now on, she went to the grave every day to pray for Dan'er, and the money for the benefit was not less, so she went there on time every day, every second.

On the morning of Dan'er's "May 7th" day, Zhu Badger announced in front of the grave again that Dan'er passed away at the hands of evil people at a young age, which was very sad. In order for him to be reborn as soon as possible, his relatives stopped crying every day and decided to No grave mounds can be built, no tombstones can be erected.

The flat-mouthed woman agreed, saying that if a child died young, he should not have a grave or a tombstone. It was better to hide it among weeds and rocks, so that he could be reincarnated as soon as possible.

"Crack!" As soon as the flat-mouthed woman finished speaking, the muddy ground where the egg was buried in the west mountain suddenly exploded, and a red light shot into the sky, followed by thousands of rays of light on the east mountain, and hundreds of birds on the top of the mountain flew up, all flying towards the old house. After circling the old house for a long time, I flew back to Dongshan.

"Thanks to my parents for raising me, to my neighbors for their love, to my companions for their friendship, to the fairy for her salvation, and Dan'er will go to heaven with the fairy!"

Dan'er's voice came from Dongshan. The sound was deep and distant, as if it came from the sky. The flat-mouthed woman hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed, shouting: "I respectfully send Dan'er to heaven, so you can go well."

Afterwards, Zhu Badger gave the flat-mouthed woman a big red envelope. The flat-mouthed woman repeatedly said, "You deserve it, you deserve it." At the same time, she described to the villagers how Dan'er went to heaven, and the more she described, the more truthful and detailed she became. Of course, she was the goddess of the gods. Since then, the business has been even better. Not only the neighboring villages are vying for invitations, but also various people from hundreds of miles away are waiting to come to visit her from time to time.

Lan Yuliu was not spared her life. After she was taken away by the "Woo La Wu La" car, the "Wu La Wu La" car came to Donbubu Village several times. Finally, she was found guilty of intentional injury (causing another person). Death), sentenced to three years in prison, suspended for five years.

Some people say that Dan'er died unjustly, and the person who put him to death was only sentenced to a few years. Some people say that Lan Yuliu only slapped Dan'er, which did not kill Dan'er, but that Dan'er was originally ill and had a fatal attack. Some people say that Lan Yuliu has great supernatural powers and has people in all aspects, so he naturally gets a lighter sentence. Some people say that it is a good thing that Dan'er is freed. Didn't he go to heaven? God has taken pity on him.

After Zhu Badger got the news of Lan Yuliu's sentence, he brought Dan'er's mother and Ma Yaksha to Dan'er's grave to pay homage. Naturally, Dan'er's mother and Ma Yaksha burst into tears again, and the flat-mouthed woman came over to persuade her, saying Dan'er should be happy that he went to heaven. He came to him in dreams several times and his life in heaven was even better than on earth.

Dan’er’s mother asked the flat-mouthed woman what’s the best way? The flat-mouthed woman hesitated for a while and said with a smile: "If it's good, it's good. Anyway, it's good. You will become a member of the heavenly soldiers and generals immediately."

"He became a member of the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals? Is that good? He is so short, can he beat others?" Dan'er's mother cried even harder.

The flat-mouthed woman walked around in circles for a while and said: "Heavenly soldiers and generals are not about height, but magic power. Now Dan'er's magic power is boundless. He won the first prize in martial arts in the heavenly competition and will soon be named Marshal Tianpeng."

"Isn't Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Bajie? Why did my Dan'er become a pig after he went to heaven? Ouch, my poor Dan'er." Dan'er cried so hard that his heart broke.

The flat-mouthed woman stood there and couldn't turn around. She had to look at Zhu Badger for help. Zhu Badger went over to help Dan'er's mother up and persuaded her: "You heard wrong. The fairy woman said the marshal of the heaven, not the canopy." marshal."

"Yes, yes, he is the marshal of the Heavenly Court, the marshal in charge of the entire Heavenly Court, the heavenly soldiers and the heavenly generals." The flat-mouthed woman hurriedly explained.

"Isn't it the king of Tota Li, Li Jing, who is in charge of all heaven's soldiers and generals? How can our egg replace him?" Ma Yasha stopped crying and raised his head to ask the flat-mouthed woman.

The flat-mouthed woman couldn't answer, so she had to look at Zhu Badger again for help.

Zhu Badger went over to help Ma Yaksha and said, "Tota Li Tianwang Li Jing has retired, and our Dan'er has taken over."

"Yes, yes, Li Jing, the king of Tota Li, has retired. Dan'er is amazing. Dan'er is amazing. He took over and became Marshal Tianpeng." The flat-mouthed woman agreed hurriedly.

"Why are you still Marshal Tianpeng? Ouch, my poor Dan'er." Dan'er's mother started crying again.

Zhu Badger explained: "Xian Po can be mistaken. She made a slip of the tongue. Xian Po has special affection for pigs, so she always mistakenly calls Marshal Tianting as Marshal Tianpeng."

"Yes, yes, my family has been killing pigs for generations, hasn't it? I offer five sticks of incense to Marshal Tianpeng every day, hoping that he can forgive every generation of pig-killers in our family. Dan'er is the Marshal of Heaven, and the original Marshal of Heaven has retired. He's gone, retired." The flat-mouthed woman couldn't help but explain.

Dan'er's mother sobbed and asked the flat-mouthed woman: "Is Heaven also going to retire? Isn't it said that the gods in the sky are immortal? Why are you still retiring? Then will our Dan'er also retire by then? When will he retire? ah?"

"This..." The flat-mouthed woman couldn't answer, so she had to look at Zhu Badger for help.

Zhu Badger said to Dan'er's mother: "Some things are still the same in heaven and on earth. Dan'er is still in his youth, young and promising, and is far from retirement. If you are still not at ease, ask the fairy to ask him next time."

"Yes, yes, yes, I will ask him carefully next time. Ask him if he misses you? Does he miss his old home? Does he miss the village? Have he thought..." "You must ask him carefully for me. He asked him if he missed me? Did he miss the old house? Did he miss the village? Did he miss..." Dan'er didn't wait for the flat-mouthed woman to finish thinking and grabbed her arm.

Zhu Badger heard and looked amused, but he couldn't laugh out loud. He went over to support Dan'er and winked at the flat-mouthed woman. The flat-mouthed woman hurriedly stepped aside, not daring to say anything more.

On the way back to his old home from Xishan, Ma Yasha asked Zhu Badger: "Are you hiding something from us?"

Zhu Badger replied: "No."

"It's okay if you don't have one." Ma Yaksha strode into the old house.

Dan'er's mother didn't ask any questions, but there was obviously more suspicion in her eyes as she looked at Zhu Badger.

At midnight that night, a cry came from the sky above the old house. The cry was mournful, like Dan'er's cry, and there was a frightening panic.