Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 134 Circle

Before Zhu Badger announced another important event under the big camphor tree, he asked the villagers: "Everyone, are you all clear and understanding about my father?"

"clear."

"clear and direct."

"Uncle Yunshan died unjustly."

"..."

Led by the one-armed Luo and the cross-footed man, everyone expressed their condolences for Zhu Yunshan.

Zhu Badger asked again: "Do you still remember that I welcomed my father home when the wind blew up here?"

"remember."

"Fairy is mighty."

"It's a pity that Zhu Yunhe is the one who is welcomed back."

"..."

The neighbors cheered and sighed.

Zhu Badger also asked: "If I come back to welcome my father back home again, will you support me?"

"support!"

"Must support!"

"Support the fairy to welcome Uncle Yunshan back!"

"..."

There was a sound of support under the big camphor tree.

Zhu Badger's eyes were filled with tears. She invited Ma Yasha and Dan'er's mother to come to the earth platform, invited Zhu Fanzi to stand at the front door of the old house, and invited the flat-mouthed woman to stand by the Tianping Pond, and together with the villagers witnessed her another strong wind. Get up and welcome your father home.

"My father gave birth to me, and my mother bowed to me." Zhu Badger closed his eyes and sang loudly.

The wind picked up in the North Mountain, making the big camphor leaves rustle, and a red leaf floated from the West Mountain...

"Caress me, feed me, grow me and nurture me, take care of me and return me, enter and exit me. The virtue you want to repay. Haotian is so cruel!" Zhu Badger continued to sing loudly.

The wind became stronger and stronger, roaring from Beishan, blowing past the old house, blowing up the dead branches of the willow trees beside Tianping Pond, and blinding the neighbors standing under the big camphor tree.

"Father is back, father is back..." Zhu Badger began to shout non-stop. The shouts were accompanied by the sound of the wind and echoed over the old house, not over the village.

Ma Yasha couldn't help but burst into tears. He closed his eyes and shouted silently along with Zhu Badger: "My husband is back, my husband is back..."

"Ruyu." A magnetic baritone sounded in Ma Yaksha's ears. Ma Yaksha opened her eyes and saw Zhu Yunshan standing in front of her in new clothes. Next to her, Zhu Badger and Dan'er were smiling. Staring at her.

"Yunshan." Ma Yaksha threw himself into Zhu Yunshan's arms and burst into tears again.

At this moment, the strong wind suddenly stopped, the warm sun was shining, the magpies were chirping happily on the willow trees, and warm applause broke out under the big camphor tree.

Zhu Badger said: "Dear neighbors, my father is officially back. Today the whole village has a reunion dinner. After this reunion dinner, everyone will go down the mountain. I wish you all a better life in the future."

"Life will get better and better in the future!" cheered under the big camphor tree.

Looking at the happy crowd in front of her, Daner walked down the platform alone and silently left under the big camphor tree.

Xishan is silent. A branch of wintersweet in front of Dan'er's grave has quietly contained its stamens, and the golden buds are as bright and innocent as Dan'er's crystal eyes.

Dan'er's mother knelt in front of the grave and sobbed silently. The shrugs of her shoulders made Zhu Badger feel distressed. She walked over and stretched out her hands to help Dan'er's mother up. She whispered, "Dan'er doesn't want you to be like this. He doesn't want you to be like this either." I don’t want you to be like this.”

"Who is he?" Dan'er's mother looked at Zhu Badger in surprise.

Zhu Badger replied softly: "The real Zhu Yunhe."

"Ah? How did you know?" Dan'er's whole body was shocked.

Zhu Badger said: "Don't ask so many questions first, just follow me back to my old home."

There is a lot of excitement under the big camphor tree. The neighbors toast each other and cherish each other. After the new year, they will go down the mountain to start their new lives.

Zhu Badger took Dan'er's mother into the old house. Dan'er's mother followed her all the way without talking to Zhu Badger, and Zhu Badger didn't talk to her either. Seeing Zhu Badger walking towards the front yard, Dan'er's mother said: "You Go back by yourself."

"Let's go back together." Zhu Badger turned around and pulled Dan'er's mother.

Dan'er's mother dodged and choked: "Today is New Year's Eve, I have to fry some poached eggs for Dan'er at home."

"Go over there first. It won't be too late to fry it when you come back later." Zhu Badger just picked up the egg and headed towards the front yard.

Ma Yaksha and Zhu Yunshan had already returned to the main house. The couple were waiting at the door with smiles on their faces. When they saw Zhu Badger pulling his mother over, they hurriedly came forward to greet them.

"Come in, come in, I'm so impatient to wait." Ma Yasha went over and took Dan'er's mother's hand. Dan'er's mother smiled faintly and asked, "Are the two old kids eager to exchange glasses for each other? "

"You'll know when you go in, Badger, thank you." Ma Yasha entered the house holding Dan'er's mother in hand, and turned back to Zhu Badger to show a comfortable smile that she had never seen before.

Zhu Badger also responded with a comfortable smile and asked Ma Yasha: "Do I keep my word?"

"Count it, the fairy keeps his word." Ma Yasha gave Zhu Badger a thumbs up.

Zhu Badger pressed Ma Yasha's thumb, went over and said, "You must be prepared, don't faint."

"Why did I faint? You and your family of three were able to reunite. I wouldn't be so envious, jealous, and hateful, right?" As soon as Daner stepped into the hall of the main house, he froze on the spot and stared blankly. The two men in front of them staggered and almost fell to the ground.

"I'm telling you, you must not faint. Do you want me to introduce you?" Zhu Badger held Dan'er and asked her with a smile.

Dan'er's mother calmed down and asked Zhu Badger: "He, he, they..."

"Mr. Zhu Yunhe, your husband. Mr. Zhu Jingzhai, your son." Zhu Badger introduced loudly.

Dan'er's mother stared intently at Zhu Yunhe and Zhu Jingzhai in front of her, in disbelief. Her lips wriggled a few times, but she was unable to speak, but her tears rolled down like a river bursting its embankment.

"Mother Ruyi, you should be happy that our family is reunited today. Come on, come on, everyone, come and eat dumplings." Lu Huan walked into the hall with a large plate of steaming dumplings in hand.

"You, you, what did you call me?" Dan'er looked at Lu Huan in surprise.

Zhu Badger helped Dan'er's mother to the dining table and said to Lu Huan, "Didn't you get all the certificates? Are you still Ruyi Niang? Just call me Niang."

"You got all the certificates? What do you mean?" Dan'er's mother sat down at the dining table, still in a daze. Zhu Badger said: "Huanhuan and Dan'er, she and he have come together. But I'm afraid of your punishment, so I don't dare to tell you myself."

"Dan'er? Where is my Dan'er? Is my Dan'er still there?" Dan'er's mother looked around for Dan'er.

"Mom, I'm here, I'm here." Zhu Jingzhai has been standing next to his mother, his clothes already wet with tears.

"Are you my Dan'er? Are you really my Dan'er?" Dan'er's mother stretched out her hands to touch Dan'er's face, and her tears rolled down like a flood once again.

Zhu Jingzhai wiped his mother's tears and choked up: "Mom, it was my sister who secretly sent me to the provincial capital for treatment. I'm in good health now, and I'm still with my father, learning to do business. He and sister Huanhuan led I got the marriage certificate, I originally wanted to wait..."

"Zhu Badger, kneel down!" Dan'er's mother didn't wait for Zhu Jingzhai to finish speaking. She slapped the dining table with one hand and ordered Zhu Badger to kneel in front of her.

Zhu Badger was actually ready to kneel down a long time ago. Dan'er's mother called out Zhu Badger, and Zhu Badger knelt down in front of Dan'er's mother with a "plop".

"Do you still admit that I am your master?" Daner asked Zhu Badger sternly.

Zhu Badger answered resoundingly: "You are my eternal master."

"Since you recognize me as your master, why do you still keep secrets from me?" Dan'er's mother looked angry.

"Master..." Zhu Badger was just about to explain when Uncle Liu came from the kitchen to the hall with a plate of steaming dumplings on the table. He playfully said to Dan'er's mother: "I won't hide anything from you. I can wait." Do you want to eat reunion dumplings like this today?”

"That's right, these dumplings are made by an old man. Everyone, sit down quickly. You must eat the dumplings while they are hot. You can reminisce about old friendships while eating." Lu Bo held a wine bottle in one hand and a wine cup in the other, taking a sip as he walked. .

"Dad, you are an authentic northerner, so your dumpling skills must be authentic, right?" Lu Huan picked up a dumpling with his hand and ate it into his mouth with a squeaking sound.

"Hey, your generation is in a mess. You call him father, call my sister mother, and my sister and I call your father uncle." Ma Yasha deliberately eased the atmosphere.

Lu Huan responded to Ma Yasha carelessly: "It's better to call me mother. This father is a fake product, and my mother is the authentic mother. Mother, you eat the authentic northern dumplings made by my uncle."

Seeing Lu Huan put a dumpling to his mouth, Dan'er had no choice but to put away his scowl, took a bite of it and said, "Yeah, it's quite authentic."

"Master, can I get up?" Zhu Badger raised his head and asked.

Dan'er's mother replied angrily: "Kneel down and explain the matter clearly."

"Oh." Zhu Badger had to kneel on the ground and tell her how she came up with the idea of ​​curing Dan'er? And how to plan Dan'er to fake his own death? And how to find the real Zhu Yunhe?

Sitting down and reading a book is Zhu Badger's greatest blessing this year, and he has also gained the greatest benefit.

“Rich families don’t need to buy fertile farmland, they have thousands of millet in their books.

There is no need to erect a high hall in Anju, the book has its own golden house.

There is no one to leave when you go out. There are many horses and carts in the book.

Don't hate unscrupulous matchmakers when you marry a wife. There is Yan Ruyu in the book.

The man wants to fulfill his life ambitions and reads the Five Classics diligently in front of the window. "

The concept of this "Poetry to Encourage Learning" written by Zhao Heng of the Song Dynasty may be a bit biased, but it is definitely impossible for a person not to read. Only by reading regularly can we gain more knowledge. Zhu Badger told Ma Yasha that she had finished reading the books in the study room of the old house owner's house, and she was not boasting at all. It was through reading that she learned that there is a disease called dwarfism in children. In traditional Chinese medicine, it is called consumptive disease or heavy tuberculosis. The symptoms are very similar to Dan'er's. If it is not hereditary and all organs are normal, it can be cured.

In order to determine whether Dan'er has balls? Zhu Badger sneaked by while Dan'er was sleeping and found that Dan'er had two normal balls. He was very excited and determined to cure Dan'er.

"sister……"

When Zhu Badger said this, Zhu Jingzhai's face turned red and he lowered his head in embarrassment.

Lu Huan, on the other hand, didn't care. After swallowing a dumpling, he said carelessly: "What does it matter if you touch your sister? She is a fairy, she doesn't eat the fireworks of the world, and she doesn't understand the affairs of men and women in the world, hehe."

Zhu Badger ignored Lu Huan and continued to tell Dan'er his mother about the incident.

In order to cure Dan'er's disease, Zhu Badger secretly went to the town health center and the county hospital to inquire. He said that the treatment effect would be better in large hospitals in the province, so he thought about how to send Dan'er to the provincial capital. Big hospital treatment?

You can find a way to make money, but what about connections? Dan'er's treatment is not a matter of a day or two, but at least half a year. Who will take care of Dan'er? Is Dan'er willing to go by himself? Will Dan'er mother agree? Will Mayaksha agree? Will the villagers make irresponsible remarks if the donkey is not there? Will Zhu Fanzi, Blue Jade Willow, and Okra make a fuss about this? After all, it has always been said that Dan'er became what she is now because she lost Dandan. Dan'er's mother told the villagers herself, Ma Yasha testified, and Yushu Linfeng announced that Dan'er was his biological child. If Daner is cured of the disease, is there any explanation for all this? Can't Yushu Linfeng fool the neighbors for decades?

Zhu Badger thought about it and couldn't think of a better solution, so he went to Zhu Yunshan. When Zhu Yunshan learned that Zhu Badger was going to treat Dan'er, he was worried at first. How could this concern lead to sending Dan'er to the provincial capital for treatment? After being cured, under what identity did Dan'er return to Lvbu Village and her old home?

Zhu Badger said to Zhu Yunshan, I have already come up with a plan, what if I just send it to the provincial capital? It's impossible for Zhu Badger to take care of Dan'er for such a long time? It is impossible for Dan'er's mother and Ma Yasha to leave the old house, especially Zhu Yunshan.

Zhu Yunshan asked Zhu Badger’s strategy? He said that if Dan'er could be sent to the provincial capital for treatment as a matter of course, and then he could return to Lvbubu Village and his old home as a matter of course after being cured, Zhu Badger wouldn't need to worry about matters in the provincial capital, and he would find a way to settle down.

Zhu Badger told Zhu Yunshan his plan, which was to use Lan Yuliu's hand to beat Dan'er to death. Dan'er disappeared as a dead person in Lvbu Village, and then quietly went to the provincial capital for treatment. Dan'er only wanted Zhu Yunshan here. When he comes forward to do the work, he will definitely cooperate with Zhu Badger. As for what kind of identity Dan'er will return to Lvbuo Village and her old home after she is cured? Zhu Badger said this is very simple, that is, the past egg is completely dead, and a brand new Zhu Jingzhai officially appears in front of the public. Zhu Yunshan nodded, feeling that Zhu Badger's plan was feasible. Let Zhu Badger do it boldly. As for the provincial capital, Zhu Badger doesn't have to worry about it. He will arrange everything.

So Zhu Badger directed a good show in which Lan Yuliu beats Dan'er to death. Dan'er used the Qi-holding magic skill Zhu Yunshan taught him to fake death to deceive all the unsuspecting people, including Dan'er's mother and Ma Yasha. In this way, Dan'er, he Only Niang and Ma Yasha are really sad and will not let outsiders see the flaws. And Lan Yuliu was punished for beating Dan'er to death. She can no longer pose a threat to the old house in the cell. It can be said that she kills two birds with one stone.

"My father should be the one to say what happens next, because my father took care of everything after I gave the eggs after I died." Zhu Badger looked at Zhu Yunshan.

Zhu Yunshan explained to Dan'er's mother that he had always wanted to cure Dan'er's illness, but he just couldn't make up his mind because he couldn't think of a perfect solution. After all, if Dan'er suddenly disappeared in the old house, it would definitely cause Zhu Fan's anger. They were already suspicious of Dan'er's life experience.

Zhu Badger killed two birds with one stone and drove Lan Yuliu out of the old house so that Dan'er could disappear in the old house. Zhu Yunshan was happy. On the night of Dan'er's burial, he sent Dan'er to the provincial capital overnight and delivered it to Zhu Yunhe, Dan'er's biological father. On hand.

"Yunhe, please explain to your sister-in-law." Zhu Yunshan looked at Zhu Yunhe.

Zhu Yunhe sat next to Dan'er's mother, but Dan'er's mother deliberately turned her back to him and didn't look at him. Zhu Yunhe opened his mouth to explain, but Dan'er's damn head turned to the side, leaving only the back of his head to Zhu Yunhe.

Zhu Yunhe had no choice but to look at Uncle Liu for help.

Uncle Liu had already exchanged glasses with Lu Bo and was so drunk that his ears were red and his face was hot. The more wine he ate, the more dumplings he got. When he saw Zhu Yunhe looking at him, he picked up the wine cup and walked to Dan'er's mother with a smile and said: " Daughter, everything is Daddy's fault. Daddy should never have said that to your mother when she was dying."

"Yes, yes, niece, your father, an old man, is scolded by my uncle every day. How did his drinking mouth become a shitting asshole? His mouth is full of shit and he spits out such words." Ruburt walked over with a wine cup in his hand. In front of Dan'er's mother.

"Uncle, what exactly did grandpa say when grandma left? That made my mother so angry until now?" Lu Huan interrupted, and she changed her words so quickly.

Lu Bo smiled and said to Lu Huan: "Well, I've been upgraded, from father to uncle. My uncle told you, you can't hit your grandpa."

"How could I hit my grandpa? Tell me quickly, or I will hit you." Lu Huan raised his hand as if to hit Lu Bei.

Lu Bo La Lu Huan walked in front of him and asked her to stand between him and Uncle Liu. He was afraid that Uncle Liu would punch him. Seeing Uncle Liu lowering his head, he said to Lu Huan: "Before your grandma leaves, don't worry about your mother." , because she has a strong personality, more Hua Mulan than Hua Mulan, and more Mu Guiying than Mu Guiying.”

"Hey, why don't you just say that I'm more of a dominatrix than my sister Ma Yaksha." Dan'er glared at Lu Bei.

Ruburt stuck out his tongue and said, "You said this yourself, and I praise you."

"Uncle, please get down to business." Lu Huan was a little impatient and stretched out his hand to pull Lu Bo's ears.

"Let me speak for myself." Uncle Liu raised his head, with tears in his eyes, looking at Dan'er in front of him and his mother choked with sobs: "Daughter, daddy is sorry for you, but you should also understand daddy's painstaking efforts."

"Hmph..." Dan'er's mother turned her head and ignored Uncle Liu.

Uncle Liu had no choice but to face Lu Huan, Zhu Badger and Dan'er and said: "Your grandma was worried about her little daughter before she left. She must make sure that I promise her not to let her get angry and agree to her marriage to Yun He. But ,But, but I firmly disagree, saying..."