Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 142 Demolition

Zhu Badger searched everyone's bodies, and everyone cooperated, especially the old craftsmen, who took the initiative to let Zhu Badger search their bodies while always making fun of Zhu Badger. After Zhu Badger finishes searching, they will say that Zhu Badger forgot to search an important place. They hope that Zhu Badger will search well. They are happy that Zhu Badger will search their place.

Zhu Badger was not polite and stretched out his hand as if to search the place, which scared the old craftsmen and ran away, and joyful laughter erupted from the back door of the old house.

There was a young man who caught Zhu Badger's attention. This man was an intern selected by Lu Bo from a university in the provincial capital. This college student is tall, slender, fair and fair, but a little thin, otherwise it is very likely that he will be like a jade tree in the wind, attracting the favor of girls.

This college student looked very shy. Every time Zhu Badger searched his body, his face was always red and he was at a loss. He was even older than a girl. But after entering the old house, he seemed like a new person. He was more active than any other college student. He was full of curiosity about every room and item in the old house, and he also liked to act alone. When everyone is having a rest, he will wander around by himself.

As the weather gets hotter, most people wear very little, especially when entering or leaving their old houses, they will take the initiative to take off their shirts and go shirtless to be inspected by Zhu Badger. But the college student not only wore the same clothes as when he arrived, but also added a coat.

This coat looks a little weird, not to mention ridiculously wide, and reaches to the knees, similar to a woman's dress, maternity wear. When Zhu Badger examined him, he was blushing and trembling all over. Zhu Badger asked him if he was sick? He said he wasn't used to girls being so close to him, especially touching him.

Zhu Badger laughed, laughed so freely that he leaned forward and backward with laughter, which made the college student's face turn redder and his body tremble even more. The old craftsmen laughed so much that they joked to Zhu Badger, "Such a hairy boy was eaten by your fairy. Fairy, you must be responsible."

"If you are responsible, then be responsible. At worst, I will recruit him as my son-in-law." Zhu Badger raised his head and said that the college student did not dare to look up at her again.

Ma Yasha came over to persuade Zhu Badger, saying that he was so embarrassed, why did you insist on checking him? Forget it, what else can such a young man do?

Zhu Badger asked Ma Yasha, what kind of young man is he? Why don't you tell me why he can't make things happen?

Ma Yaksha was speechless for a moment, and then returned to the big camphor tree to do her own business.

Ever since the renovation plan for the old house was finalized, Ma Yaksha has been so busy that he has never had a moment of free time.

Zhu Badger firmly disagreed with anyone living in the old house anymore, including Ma Yaksha, Uncle Liu, and Lu Bo. Ma Yaksha had to live outside like everyone else.

In addition to building more bamboo sheds, Ma Yaksha also revitalized the housing outside the old house as housing for Uncle Liu, Lu Bo, the old craftsmen, and the women. It was not suitable for them to live in bamboo sheds because they were older or because they were women. very convenient.

In addition to worrying about the food, drink and sleep of all the members of the repair project team and the villagers who came back to help, Ma Yasha also had to worry about the crops in the mountains and fields. After the villagers came down from the mountains as high-altitude immigrants, Zhu Badger came forward to take over all the mountainous land originally owned by Lvbui Village for comprehensive development.

Zhu Yunshan is running the business over there in the county town, but Ma Yasha needs to worry about it here in the mountains. Fortunately, she did not need to intervene in the repair work of the old house. Technically, Uncle Liu and Lu Bo were responsible for it. In terms of safety, Zhu Badger held on tighter than anyone else. It could be said that he would not even let go of a fly or mosquito.

According to the plan, all illegal buildings in the old house will be demolished before the Dragon Boat Festival. Even the chicken coops, pig pens, huts, etc. that were built privately by the residents later will be demolished.

Zhu Badger's attitude is very firm, that is, all the buildings built later must be demolished, regardless of whether they were originally in her own home or those built by various families later. This is why she does not let Ma Yaksha, Uncle Liu and Lu Bo live in the old house this time. A reason. After the illegal buildings were demolished, they had no way to live in their old homes. Zhu Badger herself doesn't care. She eats and drinks alone now. Fairies don't eat fireworks. A bowl of sweet potatoes and a bowl of cold water can make a meal. As for pulling, she was already doing it in the vegetable garden outside.

When work was finished this evening, the college student was walking slowly at the end wearing his weird clothes. Zhu Badger deliberately did not check him a few days ago. He thought that Zhu Badger would also be lenient to him today, so he waited. After everyone left the old house and Zhu Badger entered the porch, he suddenly quickened his pace and ran out of the back door of the old house.

"Beep..." Zhu Badger whistled, and a thin dog and a pig badger squatting at the back door of the old house rushed out at the same time, rushed to the college student's feet, and grabbed his trouser legs.

The craftsmen who came out of the old house all stopped and looked at the college student suspiciously, at the thin dog and pig badger holding his trouser legs, and at the red badger standing on the steps of the back door of the old house.

Zhu Badger smiled at the college student and asked him: "Are you going to pay it out yourself or should I come over and pay it for you?"

"What are you paying for?" The college student was surprisingly calm, and his face didn't even change at all.

Zhu Badger shook his head: "Why do you want to become her thief when you are so good?"

"I don't understand what you're talking about?" The college student still looked calm and his heartbeat was normal.

Zhu Badger asked sharply: "Do you really don't understand? Let me ask you again, should you pay it out yourself or should I come and pay it for you?"

"What are you taking out? Could it be that you have taken a fancy to me and want me to take out that thing? There are so many people now. I'm sorry if you don't feel embarrassed." The college student actually laughed at Zhu Badger with a smile.

"Hahaha..." The craftsmen burst into laughter. Now everyone has returned. Even Uncle Liu and Lu Bo, who had already arrived under the big camphor tree, hurried back. Also hurried over was Ma Yasha.

Zhu Badger was angry, but he still tried his best to control his emotions. He just stood there and asked the college student sternly: "Do you want to pay or not?"

"What to pay for? Didn't I say that? If you like me and want me to pay for that, you have to do it at night or in a place where there are no outsiders. However, since you insist that I pay it now, then I have to pay it Come out and show it to you." The college student said, reaching for his crotch with both hands.

Seeing this, Ma Yasha scolded Zhu Badger loudly: "Badger Badger, you are shameless and I want to be shameless. What are you talking about? Go into your old house quickly."

"What are you messing with?" Zhu Badger glared at Ma Yasha fiercely, and then said to the college student: "Okay, you think I can't do anything to you? Then I will make your life worse than death today. Dog, Badger Son, bite him."

Zhu Badger gave the order, and a thin dog and a pig badger grabbed the college student's pants and barked and snarled respectively. Then they bared their teeth and were about to bite. However, the college student remained calm and calmly faced Mayasha. Facing Uncle Liu and Lu Bo, he said: "Three elders, I came to this remote mountain forest with good intentions to participate in the renovation of the old house. I didn't expect to be bullied like this. I'm sorry, I will take my leave now."

"Want to leave? No way." A rough voice said, and Daylily strode to the college student.

"Huaicai, go away, you have nothing to do here." Ma Yasha was afraid that Huaicai would hurt the college student.

Daylily smiled at Mayaksha and said: "Auntie, how come there is nothing to do with me here? The fairy is very kind to me. Now when the fairy has something to do, I have something to do. Hey, little sissy, you can't leave."

The college student smiled and asked Daylily: "Excuse me, auntie, why can't I leave?"

"Auntie? I'm your biological mother! Are you that old? Auntie? I have to take out yours today and show it to everyone. What's so strange about it?" Daylily said, reaching for the college student's crotch with both hands. department.

Zhu Badger secretly laughed in her heart. She could not do anything about him hiding things there, but now that Daylily is here, everything is easier. So she called back the thin dog and pig badger and said loudly to Daylily: "Sister Huicai, take off your clothes." "His clothes." "Okay!" Huang Liangcai couldn't help but sweep the college student down with a sweep, then stepped on his body with one foot and tore his clothes with both hands.

Ma Yasha went to persuade him, but Zhu Badger stopped him. Ma Yasha was dissatisfied and was just about to get angry at Zhu Badger when Daylily tore off the weird clothes of the college student and several objects fell out from it. Big changes.

Uncle Liu and Lu Bo went over to pick up those items and took a look, and they were even more shocked. Although the items are not large, they are all of high quality. One of them is a [golden nanmu natural palm joint pen holder], which is priceless. Uncle Liu and Lu Bo have been looking for this treasure, but to no avail. I thought it was in Zhu Fanzi's secret room, but I still didn't find it. Can the two old people not be shocked if it falls out of this college student's clothes today?
"You thief, how dare you steal the treasures of my old house? I'll screw you and you'll even serve my Fatty Zhu a drink." Daylily was so angry that he tore off all the clothes and pants of the college student. The college student was naked and stepped on by Daylily. On the ground, not a word was spoken, neither begging for mercy nor defending.

"I never thought you were really a thief? Let me ask you, why did you steal things from our old house when you were young and didn't study hard?" Ma Yasha was very angry now. He wanted to go over and apologize to Zhu Badger, but Seeing that Zhu Badger was as cold as ice, he didn't dare to make her angry again, so he had to go over and question the college student.

The college student still didn't say a word, so Huanglili pulled him up, pointed his big hand at his key parts, and gave him a sharp slap.

Uncle Liu and Lu Bo told Daylily to stop. They went over and slapped the college student twice, one on the left and the other on the right, and asked him who ordered him? What are you doing stealing these treasures? Have you ever stolen other treasures before?

The college student kept silent, held his head high, and looked like he was ready to die.

Uncle Liu and Uncle Lu were so angry that their beards were trembling, and each of them kicked the college student to the ground.

Day Lily wanted to kick his ass again, but Zhu Badger stopped her.

Ma Yasha asked Zhu Badger what he planned to do. Zhu Badger replied: "You are the head of Lvbubu Village, it's up to you to decide. Also, the person was chosen by two old boys, so you'd better ask for their opinions."

After Zhu Badger finished speaking, he picked up the few treasures that had fallen on the ground and returned to the old house. He walked to the porch and turned back to Daylily and said, "An extra meal tonight, a big meal."

"Okay, thank you fairy." Daylily bowed to Zhu Badger's back, turned around and hugged Ma Yasha, and said with a wide smile: "Auntie, did you hear that? The fairy said that I would like to have a big dinner tonight."

"Okay, okay, extra food, extra big food, you go over first and let your Fatty Zhu add it for you. Just ask him to add whatever you want to eat, just say it's what I said. Also, he will go to town tomorrow When you go to buy vegetables, ask him to buy more vegetables that you like to eat. Go, go quickly." Ma Yasha was so angry that he had to say something nice.

Daylily let go of Ma Yasha and ran towards the big camphor tree like crazy, shouting as he ran: "Fat man, extra food, extra food!"

Everyone followed Daylily back to the big camphor tree for dinner. What should they do with the college student? They are not interested.

Looking at the naked college student lying on the ground, Uncle Liu and Lu Bo asked Ma Yasha how to deal with it.

Ma Yasha glared at Uncle Liu and Lu Bo with big eyes, and cursed: "Ask me how to deal with it? Didn't she ask me to ask for your opinions? Does she want to pass the blame? Or does she want to put the blame on me? Keep an eye out for me from now on. Polish it a little brighter, who are these people? Wang's glasses look like this, and now this one is like this. Huh, if your eyes are dim, just go back and hold the child for Huanhuan, don't cause trouble here. "

"You?" "You!" Uncle Liu and Lu Bo were speechless for a moment. When they came to their senses, Ma Yasha had returned to the big camphor tree. Looking down at the ground again, the college student was no longer there.

"This, this, this, what should I do?" Uncle Liu went over to pick up the clothes left by the college student and was at a loss.

Rube said: "This may be the result she wants, we should go back to the bar."

"What result does she want? Who is she?" Uncle Liu asked Lu Bo.

Lu Bo glanced at the old house and asked Uncle Liu: "Who else could it be?"

"Oh, it's possible. If you don't want to report to the official, then let him run back and tell the master that the old house is still not that easy to attack." Uncle Liu looked at the old house thoughtfully while holding the weird clothes.

Rubber came over to look at the weird clothes and said to Uncle Liu in a low voice: "Did you know? She had actually been suspicious of him for a long time, otherwise she wouldn't have deliberately not checked on him a few days ago." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, It makes sense, just play hard to get, let him relax his guard, and then suffocate him with a stick." Uncle Liu nodded frequently.

Lu Bo whispered to Uncle Liu: "She must have guessed who his master is? That's why she let him go." "Of course, who is she? Fairy, my niece." Uncle Liu smiled broadly.

Lu Bo snatched the strange piece of clothing from Uncle Liu and said loudly: "That's my niece too!" "Hey, what did you do to grab his clothes? Are they dirty?" Uncle Liu said this, his hands I still held on to that weird piece of clothing.

Just as the two old children were fighting for the weird piece of clothing, Zhu Badger's voice came from the old house: "Don't grab it, take it back and study it carefully, tell me the secret of the mechanism tomorrow, and make it exactly the same for me." One piece comes out.”

"Follow your orders!" The two old children replied in unison. They stood at attention for a while and then laughed at each other: "Why are you so afraid of her?" "You are still obeying our orders? What orders are you obeying?" "She should be obeying our orders." "Yes, she is our niece."

"Since you know that I am your niece, then take the initiative to punish yourself by abstaining from drinking for three days." Zhu Badger's voice came from the old house. When Uncle Liu and Lu Bo heard this, they hurriedly shouted into the old house: "Punish on your own initiative, punish on your own initiative, but you can't ban the wine." "You can't ban it, you can't ban it. A ban on wine is not a ban on food." "You don't have to eat food, that's it." You can’t stop drinking.” “If you ban alcohol for three days, why don’t you just carry us to Xishan?”

"Hmph, if you want to have the pleasure of changing cups, can you let go of the treasure of the old house? I tell you, if there is a next time, I will ban you from drinking for life." Zhu Badger's voice came from the stage of the ancestral hall of the old house. , the frightened birds flying back to their nests fluttered over the heads of Uncle Liu and Lu Bo, and flew back to the big camphor tree.

Ma Yasha shouted under the big camphor tree: "You two old boys, why don't you come over quickly? If you don't come over, you really won't have any wine to drink."

"Come on, come on, how can you not drink wine?" "You must drink wine, even if the Emperor is here." Uncle Liu and Lu Bo hurried to the big camphor tree.

When they arrived under the big camphor tree, they put down the weird clothes and sat down. Just as they were about to change the glasses, a pair of white hands reached over and lifted up the weird clothes and disappeared. Uncle Liu and Lu Bo didn't bother to put down the wine glasses in their hands and drank wine at the same time. The two flew in pursuit of the figure who had lifted up that strange piece of clothing, but when they reached the intersection, the figure seemed to have evaporated without a trace.

Looking at the road construction work shed set up at the intersection, Uncle Liu and Lu Bo wanted to chase in and search for the figure. Ma Yaksha arrived and lowered his voice and said to the two old children: "A monk who can run can't run away from the temple. There are people at the mountain pass over there." Our people are watching to see how long she can stay inside?"

"She?" "Who is she?" Uncle Liu and Lu Bo were stunned.

Ma Yasha rolled his eyes at the two old children and cursed: "Why are you pretending to know this? No wonder she wants to punish you with a three-day ban on alcohol."

"No, no, no, we really don't know." "Yes, yes, yes, I don't know, I don't know." Uncle Liu and Lu Bo shook their heads like fans. After shaking, they looked at each other and smiled, and drank the wine in one gulp.