Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 150: Pliers

Lan Yuliu found her feet were clamped, and she tried to break free, but the more she struggled, the tighter it got. She had no choice but to stay still for the time being, letting them clamp her feet, using her right hand to defend herself, and her left hand to pull out the dagger at her waist.

Just as she touched the dagger and was about to pull it out, Lan Yuliu's feet felt itchy and numb all over, and she almost collapsed to the ground. Naturally, her left hand didn't have the strength to pull out the dagger.

Faced with the unbearable itch, Lan Yuliu secretly gathered her strength to steady her body and tried not to fall down. But the pain that followed made it even more unbearable for her. The pain went from the soles of her feet to the tip of her heart, and she gritted her teeth and couldn't bear it, until she fell heavily to the ground with a "thump".

After falling to the ground, Lan Yuliu felt no more pain and her whole body regained energy. Just as she was about to use her strength to do a somersault to get up from the ground, a huge black shadow fell on her like a mountain. No matter how hard she tried, she could not overturn the black shadow.

"Hurry, pull it open, pull it open!" Lan Yuliu saw the fake Lu Bo had crawled up from the ground and hurriedly called out to him.

"Hmmmm..." The fake Ruburt staggered to Lan Yuliu and was about to bend down to reach out to pull the black shadow that was pressing on Lan Yuliu, but his foot slipped and he fell on Lan Yuliu.

Now that's a problem. Originally, the black shadow only pressed down most of Lan Yuliu's body, but now the fake Ruber sat right on Lan Yuliu's head.

Lan Yuliu whimpered for a long time, and when she was about to suffocate, the fake Ruber hung up his butt and stumbled to the side, muttering, "Sorry, sorry, I'm too old and useless."

"You, you, you, you stupid, idiot..." Lan Yuliu finally managed to breathe out and cursed the fake Rubeur.

The fake Luber mumbled in response: "Boss, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I've been busy these days, I haven't showered for half a month, I haven't showered for half a month, my butt, my butt might be a little smelly, a little smelly."

"Old thing, why didn't you fart when you sat on her head? Hehehe..." spoke the black shadow that was pressing on Lan Yuliu.

"You? You? Are you Huang Huacai?!" Lan Yuliu heard the familiar voice, then looked up in the moonlight and saw that the black shadow pressing on her was actually Huang Huacai. She couldn't help but get furious.

Huang Huacai chuckled and said, "You just realized it was your aunt? How was it? Did your aunt nibble on your feet and feel good about it?"

"Just now, just now it was you who bit my feet?" When Lan Yuliu heard that the reason why her feet were so itchy and painful was because of Daylily biting them with her mouth, her anger turned into laughter.

"That Wang Yanjing said that your hands are like jade hands and smell very fragrant. I thought your feet were also like jade feet, but it turns out that not only are they not fragrant, they are the same as my fat Zhu's feet, very smelly." Huang Huacai said as he spit several times on Lan Yuliu.

Fake Lu Bo wanted to laugh but didn't dare to. He pretended to be very angry and scolded Huang Huacai: "You silly woman, how can you chew my boss's feet as if they were pig's trotters? If you want to chew them, you should let your fat man Zhu braise them first before chewing them."

"Old man, are you scolding her or me? Pull her apart quickly and help me up." Lan Yuliu didn't dare to curse the fake Lu Bo. After all, he was the only one who could pull Huang Huali apart.

Without waiting for the fake Lu Bo to respond to Lan Yuliu, Huang Huacai slammed his body against Lan Yuliu and said, "Who dares to pull me? I will crush whoever pulls me."

"Sister Huacai, why do you want to suppress me? We have no grudges in the past or present, so why are you suppressing me? Get up quickly, okay?" Lan Yuliu had no choice but to say nice things to Huang Huacai.

Daylily responded loudly: "Not good!"

"Why?" Lan Yuliu asked.

Huang Huacai hit Lan Yuliu twice and said, "Why? Because you killed the fairy."

"I didn't kill her. She jumped into the cave and died on her own. What does it have to do with me? Besides, you have no relationship with that Badger Immortal. Why are you seeking revenge on me for her?" Lan Yuliu couldn't understand why Huang Huacai was looking for trouble with her?

Huang Huacai hit Lan Yuliu a few more times and said, "You didn't kill her? I heard everything you said to that old man. I heard it all. Willow spirit, you killed the fairy and left me with no jade liquid to drink and no dragon liver and phoenix marrow to eat. If I don't settle the score with you, who should I settle the score with?"

"Okay, okay, Sister Huacai, it's my fault. Get up soon. As long as you get up, I promise to give you fine wine to drink and dragon liver and phoenix marrow to eat like the Eight Badger Immortals." Lan Yuliu said nice things to Huanghuacai from time to time.

Huang Huacai moved, but immediately pressed Lan Yuliu tightly again, saying, "Humph, you're giving me jade liquid to drink? You're giving me dragon liver and phoenix marrow to eat? You're not a fairy, where do you get the jade liquid? Where do you get the dragon liver and phoenix marrow?"

"Sister Huacai, I don't have nectar and dragon's liver and phoenix marrow, but I can buy you a lot of delicious food. I will buy you whatever you want to eat. Sister Huacai, besides nectar and dragon's liver and phoenix marrow, what else do you want to drink or eat? Have you ever had Coke? Have you ever eaten KFC? They are so delicious, hundreds, thousands, and tens of thousands times better than nectar and dragon's liver and phoenix marrow. You can only find them in the provincial capital." Lan Yuliu began to distract Huanghuacai's attention.

Huang Huacai really fell into the trap, and turned his body to ask Lan Yuliu: "What kind of deer is Coke? Sika deer or giraffe? What kind of chicken is KFC? Reed chicken or osmanthus chicken? Is it really better than jade liquid and nectar, and more delicious than dragon liver and phoenix marrow?"

"Drink your stupid day lily, go eat your stupid day lily." Lan Yuliu pushed the day lily to the ground with all her strength, then turned over and rode on the day lily.

Huang Huacai was furious and cursed Lan Yuliu: "How dare you, a willow spirit, be so petty to me? Sooner or later, I will peel off your skin and eat your flesh!"

"Hmph, you want to skin me? You want to eat my flesh? Then I will skin you first and eat your flesh." Lan Yuliu said as he pulled out a dagger from his waist and attacked Huang Huacai.

Fake Lu Bo hurried over to dissuade him: "Boss, don't ruin the big thing because of a momentary impulse. Why bother with this silly woman? We still have to do the big thing."

"Silly woman? I think she is just pretending to be stupid. Can't you see that she wants to murder me?" Lan Yuliu was not satisfied.

Fake Luber continued to persuade: "Didn't she say it? It's because you killed the fairy. She doesn't have the nectar to drink and the dragon liver and phoenix marrow to eat, so she hates you. She is a foodie. You must not ruin your big plan because of her."

"Hey, old man, do you know what you are saying? I killed the fairy? You called her a fairy?" Lan Yuliu glared at the fake Ruber.

Fake Luber nodded and bowed: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, boss, I didn't say anything wrong, it was just a slip of the tongue. I think you should let her go and get back to work."

"No, she is most likely sent by the Eight Badger Immortals to murder me. I must kill her first." Lan Yuliu raised the dagger.

Fake Luber tried to persuade him: "Boss, think about it calmly. Even if the Badger Eight Immortals wanted to send someone to murder you, they would have to send someone smart and capable, right? How could they send a stupid and gluttonous person like her?"

"You are the fool, old thing. I am upright and honest, but the fairy sent me to murder the willow spirit. If you want to kill the willow spirit, just kill her. But if you hesitate, you probably don't even dare to kill a chicken, right?" Huang Huacai thought that Lan Yuliu didn't dare to really kill her.

Lan Yuliu's dagger fell, half of it stuck into Huang Huacai's buttocks, and she shouted, "Tell me, were you sent by the Eight Immortals to murder me?"

"Tell me, tell me, tell me, it's not the people of the Eight Badger Immortals who sent me to murder you. I was really craving for the nectar and dragon liver and phoenix marrow, so I secretly crawled into the old house from the sewer, and wanted to crawl to the main house to see if there was any nectar and dragon liver and phoenix marrow left. But just as I crawled here, you two came in, and I had to lie on the ground and not move, for fear of being discovered by you two." When Huang Huacai saw that Lan Yuliu was serious about her, she had to pour out everything. Lan Yuliu used force with the dagger in her hand and asked Huang Huacai: "Then why did you clamp my feet? Why did you press me under you?"

"Didn't I say it at the beginning? I thought your feet were also a pair of jade feet, so I wanted to bite them. But they turned out to be so smelly, so I got angry. Besides, it was you who killed the fairy, and left me with no jade liquid to drink and no dragon liver and phoenix marrow to eat. So I just wanted to bully you to vent my anger." Daylily answered honestly.

Lan Yuliu was at a loss whether to laugh or cry. She wanted to pierce Huang Huacai's buttocks with a dagger, but her buttocks were too thick. A small dagger could not have any effect on her buttocks. At most, it would just scratch an itch. When she pulled out the dagger, there was not even a drop of blood. Huang Huacai touched the wound and asked Lan Yuliu if she was bitten by a mosquito. Lan Yuliu was furious and raised the dagger to stab Huang Huacai's throat. Huang Huacai suddenly said, "Willow spirit, you are not here to steal the treasures buried in the old house by Lan Yu, are you?"

"What did you say?" Lan Yuliu was so surprised that the dagger in her hand almost fell.

Huang Huacai laughed: "You are indeed a Liu family thief, and you still want to trick me into drinking deer and eating chicken? Go to hell!"

"Ah?" Before Lan Yuliu could come to her senses, Huang Huacai knocked her over, turned his leg, and sat on Lan Yuliu's body. He picked up the dagger on the ground and was about to stab Lan Yuliu's heart.

The fake Ruber reached out his hands at lightning speed, touched the Fengchi point behind Huang Huacai's head with his right hand, and pinched Huang Huacai's wrist holding the dagger with his left hand. The dagger in Huang Huacai's hand fell, and his body tilted and fell on Lan Yuliu.

Lan Yuliu shouted: "Drag her away!"

"Yes." Fake Lu Bo moved Daylily away from Lan Yuliu's body, then dragged her out of the back door of the old house, dragged her to the bamboo shed under the big camphor tree, went over and knocked on the bamboo shed door where Fatty Zhu lived, and hid behind the big camphor tree. When Fatty Zhu came out and found Daylily, and dragged her into the bamboo shed, fake Lu Bo turned around and returned to the old house.

When they returned to the old house, Lan Yuliu was no longer there. Fake Luber didn't care. He walked into the main house while yawning, muttering as he walked: "Oh my, I'm so tired and sleepy."

After entering the main hall, the fake Lu Bo sat down on a chair, tilted his head back, and fell into a deep sleep, completely forgetting that Lan Yuliu had told him to make some noise when he returned to the main house.

In fact, Lan Yuliu no longer cared whether the fake Lu Bo would make any noise. Her only thought now was to find the treasures that Lan Yu had hidden in the old house as soon as possible.

Lan Yuliu was shocked when Huang Huacai suddenly said that Lan Yuliu was here to steal the treasure that Lan Yu had buried in the old house. She wondered how a big foodie like Huang Huacai could know that Lan Yu had hidden the treasure. What surprised Lan Yuliu even more was that Huang Huacai actually called her a great thief of the Liu family.

How did she know that my surname was Liu, not Lan? After the fake Lu Bo dragged Huang Huacai out of the old house, Lan Yuliu jumped into Zhu Shanzi's room, walked into the master bedroom, and knocked three times on the door of the large cupboard in the bedroom.

The door of the cupboard opened, and Zhu Shanzi came out. With the moonlight coming in through the window, Lan Yuliu grabbed Zhu Shanzi's collar and looked him up and down several times, which made Zhu Shanzi feel uneasy. He asked Lan Yuliu, "What do you mean?"

"Don't you understand what I mean?" Lan Yuliu asked Zhu Shanzi in a low voice.

Zhu Shanzi replied in a low voice: "You are the one who insisted on asking me to come to the old house to help you find the treasure. What do I understand?"

"Tell me, how did Huang Huacai know that my last name is Liu instead of Lan? Also, how did she, a big foodie, know that Lan Yu had hidden treasures in the old house?" Although Lan Yuliu's voice was low, it was filled with murderous intent. Zhu Shanzi couldn't help but shudder and replied tremblingly, "How would I know this? I'm not the only one who knows that your last name is Liu instead of Lan. Zhu Hu and Xieyan Po also know this. As for Lan Yu hiding treasures in the old house, everyone has been talking about it privately."

"Zhu Hu has been struck to death by lightning, and the slant-eyed woman has gone crazy. How can I tell Huang Huacai that my surname is Liu, not Lan?" Lan Yuliu still believed that it was Zhu Shanzi who betrayed her.

Zhu Shanzi calmed down and asked Lan Yuliu, "Does it matter if others know that your surname is Liu instead of Lan? Even if Zhu Hu and Xieyan Po didn't reveal this, wouldn't Huang Qiukui be able to find it out?"

"Okra? It's possible. Could it be that she also knows that Lan Yu has hidden treasures in the old house?" Lan Yuliu loosened Zhu Shanzi's collar.

Zhu Shanzi straightened his collar and responded to Lan Yuliu unhappily: "Didn't I just say that? Everyone has been saying privately that Huang Qiukui was born in the old house. How could she not listen to some of the things that Lan Yu hid treasures in the old house?"

"You mean to say that Huang Qiukui is obsessed with demolishing the old house, not because he is interested in feng shui and wants to build a big villa for himself? But he wants to find the treasure hidden by Lan Yu in the old house through demolition?" Lan Yuliu seemed to be thinking about something.

Zhu Shanzi replied: "Wouldn't it be easier to find it after it was demolished?"

"Well, I spent so much time and effort but failed to find the treasure that Lan Yu hid in the old house. It seems that demolition is the only best way to find the treasure." Lan Yuliu sat on the bed.

Zhu Shanzi went over and sat next to Lan Yuliu, smiling and saying, "Anyway, the old house cannot be demolished, and it will be impossible to find the treasure hidden by Lan Yu in the old house in a short time. You must be tired after tossing around all night, so let's take a good rest together."

"Don't even think about touching me again in this life, unless you help me find the treasure that Lan Yu hid in the old house." Lan Yuliu forcefully opened the red fan and stretched out her skinny hands.

Zhu Shanzi retracted his hands and said with a wry smile: "Didn't I tell you long ago that you always need to pay a price for helping others? How can I help you when you are like this?"

"Come on, tell me, have you got any idea or thought of a better solution?" Lan Yuliu softened her tone.

Zhu Shanzi leaned close to Lan Yuliu and said in a flirtatious tone, "How can you always do this?"

"Then what do you think we should do?" Lan Yuliu did not push away the red fan.

Zhu Shanzi moved closer to Lan Yuliu, and pressed his wrinkled old face against Lan Yuliu's. He put his mouth next to Lan Yuliu's ear and whispered teasingly, "Didn't I say it before? Searching for the treasure hidden by Lan Yu in the old house is like me searching for the treasure on you. Brutal efforts are useless. We can only work smartly and practically. Hmm..."

"Hate it, tell me how to work smarter and harder?" Lan Yuliu took the initiative to press against the red fan.

Zhu Shanzi stroked Lan Yuliu and replied in a vulgar tone: "To work smartly is to use external forces in a clever way, and to work hard is to keep working towards the set goal, just like what we are doing now."

"How annoying! Are you saying that we should borrow the power of okra?" Lan Yuliu asked in a tender voice.

Zhu Shanzi panted and answered, "That's right, her biological father, the weasel, has never stopped digging holes in the ground, and her biological mother, Huang Doujiang, has never stopped mixing bean paste, hehe..."

"Well, please speak properly. Why do weasels dig holes in the ground? What kind of bean paste do you mix with soybean paste?" Lan Yuliu acted extremely shy.

Zhu Shanzi acted extremely powerful. He exhaled a breath and said jokingly, "Aren't weasels good at digging holes? Ever since his grandfather, the old weasel, he has been secretly digging holes under the old house to look for the treasure hidden by Lan Yu. Huang Dou Su mixed this and that with various legends about Lan Yu hiding treasures in the old house, hoping to find some clues."

"I didn't expect that the weasel and yellow soybean paste are so scheming. Ouch, I'm so tired." Lan Yuliu breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhu Shanzi laughed with satisfaction: "They dug holes in the ground and mixed the bean paste so hard, but in the end, didn't they dig holes and mix the bean paste for me? Hahahaha..."