Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 163 Yin

Just as Lu Huan was about to test Lan Yuliu's confidence in getting the treasures hidden in the old house, the fake Lu Bo hurried into the cave and reported that something was happening in Taipingtang.

Lan Yuliu rushed out of the cave and looked in the direction of Taiping Pond. She saw thick smoke billowing there. She turned around and ordered the fake Lu Bo to take the big box and go to Taiping Pond with her immediately, and asked Lu Huan to stay in the cave and not move.

Lu Huan insisted on going with Lan Yuliu, saying that they had just said that they would be together, and that only when she was by Lan Yuliu's side would Lan Yuliu become smart. Also, she brought the big box out of the main house by herself. If it weren't for her, you, Lan Yuliu, would not have had time to escape, so how could you have taken the big box with you?

Lan Yuliu couldn't persuade Lu Huan, so she had to take her and the fake Lu Bo and run all the way to Taiping Pond regardless of everything.

When Lan Yuliu was about to throw the yellow cloth bag in her hand to Taipingtang, Huang Qiukui and Huang Weasel arrived at the scene supporting Zhu Shanzi.

When Zhu Shanzi saw that Lan Yuliu was holding a yellow cloth bag, he was so anxious that he kept shaking his hands and his body, especially his long head that was bleeding, which was shaking like a rattle in the hand of a peddler.

Lan Yuliu felt disgusted when she saw Zhu Shanzi and turned her head away from him.

Huang Qiukui said: "My father told you not to throw the bag in your hand into Taipingtang."

"Your father? Which father?" Lan Yuliu asked, but her head was still turned to the side.

Huang Qiukui replied: "Both of them are my fathers, my real fathers."

"Yes, you have many fathers and many husbands." Lan Yuliu mocked.

Huang Qiukui retorted: "You and I are the same, we are the same, we are fifty steps away from each other."

"Who's fifty steps? Who's a hundred steps?" Lan Yuliu turned her head and glared at Huang Qiukui.

What Huang Qiukui wanted was for Lan Yuliu to turn around and look at her. She smiled at Lan Yuliu and said, "If you want fifty steps, then fifty steps. If you want a hundred steps, then a hundred steps. Anyway, I have to call you mother because you have slept with my father."

"Bah, fuck your mother!" Lan Yuliu became furious and threw the yellow cloth bag in her hand fiercely at Huang Qiukui's head. It was too late for Lu Huan to stop her, so he had to run over and pretended that he couldn't stop himself when he got in front of Huang Qiukui, knocking Huang Qiukui into Taiping Pond. Zhu Shanzi and the weasel also fell into Taiping Pond together.

Zhu Shanzi was already half dead, and if he hadn't known that there was thick smoke in Taiping Pond, he wouldn't have struggled to let Huang Qiukui and Huang Weasel help him. Now Lu Huan knocked Huang Qiukui into Taiping Pond, and Zhu Shanzi, who was supported by Huang Qiukui, was naturally taken into Taiping Pond by her, and Huang Weasel, who was supporting Zhu Shanzi on the other side, was also taken into Taiping Pond.

Seeing Huang Qiukui, Zhu Shanzi and Huang Weasel fall into Taiping Pond together, Lu Huan was delighted. He clapped his hands and shouted, "Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to do that. I didn't mean to do that."

"Huanhuan, you should be more careful. No matter what, you can't let the father and daughter take a bath in the same basin." Lan Yuliu clapped her hands even louder than Lu Huan and spoke in a coquettish voice, which made the one-armed Luo and the cross-legged man who had just arrived so numb that they fell to the side of Taiping Pond and couldn't get up for a long time.

Lu Huan pretended to be panicked and asked Lan Yuliu: "Oh my, your bag fell down with it, is it serious?"

"Ah? My bag fell down too? What should I do? What should I do?" Lan Yuliu seemed even more panicked than Lu Huan. She walked to Lu Huan while shouting in a fuss and whispered to him, "I just want to throw my bag into Taiping Pond. If Zhu Shanzi and Huang Qiukui snatch it away, my plan will not work. Look, didn't the thick smoke disappear immediately?"

"Oh, so that's the case. That's good, that's good." Lu Huan breathed a sigh of relief as he looked at Taiping Pond, which had returned to calm.

Lan Yuliu smiled and said to Lu Huan: "Thank you, it seems that it is good to have you by my side."

"Yuliu, did your bag fall into Taiping Pond?" "Is that bag important? I'll jump down and help you get it back." One-armed Luo and the cross-legged man finally got to Lan Yuliu's side and stretched their necks to please Lan Yuliu.

"Do you two useless guys need to help Sister Liu fish out her bag? We brothers are here." "Yes, let's go down and fish out Sister Liu's bag right away." "If we were there, Sister Liu's bag would never have fallen into Taiping Pond." Tian Dalai, Tian Erlai and Tian Xiaolai, three bald-headed guys, came up to Lan Yuliu.

How could One-armed Luo and Cross-legged Man allow such a sweet flattery to be snatched away by the three boys from the Tian family who suddenly appeared? They scolded them, "Aren't you locked up in there? Did you escape?" "Be careful or I'll call the police and arrest you and put you in jail for life."

"We've arrived on the date, and we're coming out with a legitimate reason." "Yes, we're coming out with a legitimate reason." "Why waste your time talking to two useless people? The most important thing is to help Sister Liu get her bag back." Tian Xiaolai pushed Tian Dalai and Tian Erlai who were standing on his left and right respectively. "Plop!" "Plop!" "Plop!" With three sounds, the three boys from the Tian family jumped into Taiping Pond.

"You..." It was too late for Lan Yuliu to stop them. One-armed Luo and the man with crossed legs also rushed into Taiping Pond.

"Hey, why is there no reaction after they jumped down one by one? Could they be going to visit the Dragon Palace?" Lu Huan asked Lan Yuliu while looking at Taiping Pond.

Lan Yuliu did not respond to Lu Huan, but shouted towards the big camphor tree: "Is Brother Tian here? Is Brother Tian here?"

"Here, here, Yuliu, you, you called me?" Tian Laizi trotted to Lan Yuliu, so excited that he could not speak clearly.

Lan Yuliu pointed at Taiping Pond with her delicate hand and said to Tian Laizi in a sad tone, "Da Lai, Er Lai and Xiao Lai have jumped in. I'm afraid they are in great danger. You should be prepared."

"What?" Tian Laizi's mood suddenly dropped from the top of the mountain to the bottom of the valley, from extreme excitement to extreme sadness. Without waiting for Lan Yuliu to say anything else, he jumped into Taiping Pond with a "plop".

"You will suffer the consequences if you commit evil. The King of Hell wants you to die at three o'clock in the morning and will not let you live until five o'clock. It's retribution, retribution." The fake Lu Bo sighed as he stood aside.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Go and call everyone over, and prepare to go into the tunnel to open the treasure house." Lan Yuliu scolded the fake Lu Bo.

The fake Lu Bo laughed and said, "Lan Yuliu, you have become a lonely person, and you are still dreaming? If the fairy hadn't said that you must be kept, I would have pushed you into Taiping Pond long ago."

"You've turned against me too? Then what's the point of me keeping you around? Go to hell!" Lan Yuliu kicked the fake Ruber.

The fake Ruber dodged and got behind Lan Yuliu, saying with a smile: "Hey, I can't kick you. I just can't kick you."

"How do you have such skills? Are you the real Ruber?" Lan Yuliu turned around, and the fake Ruber was still behind her.

The fake Lu Bo smiled and responded to Lan Yuliu: "True and false, false and true, true and false. Lan Yuliu, I am the fake Lu Bo, and also the real Lu Bo. Just like you, you are Lan Yuliu, and you are also Liu Lanyu, just to steal the treasures hidden by Lan Yu in the old house."

"Are you real or fake? Otherwise I will kill you!" Lan Yuliu reached out to untie her hair tie.

Lu Huan grabbed Lan Yuliu's hands and said with a smile: "You said you would become smarter when I was by your side, but you are still so stupid, hehe."

"Huanhuan, what do you mean? Could he be your real father? Did you collude to frame me?" Lan Yuliu wanted to break free from Lu Huan's hands, but she suddenly became weak all over. A familiar voice rang in her ears: "Dad is dad, how can there be true or false?"

"You? You, you, are you a human or a ghost?" Lan Yuliu turned her head and saw Zhu Hu standing majestically beside her.

Zhu Hu signaled Lu Huan to let go of Lan Yuliu, and asked her with a smile: "You should know best whether I am a human or a ghost, Dan'er, come over and thank her."

"Okay, Dan'er thanks the commander of Jianliu Sect." Dan'er jumped in front of Lan Yuliu.

Lan Yuliu was even more panicked. She stared at Dan'er with her phoenix eyes in fear and stammered, "You, you, are you a human or a ghost? Why are you thanking me?"

"Hey, are humans and ghosts the only things you know? Can't I be a god?" Dan'er asked Lan Yuliu.

Lan Yuliu stammered, "You are, you are a god, a deity?"

"That's right. I'm now the Marshal of the Heavenly Army, which means I'm much more authentic than you, the Marshal of the Jianliu Sect, so I want to thank you." Dan'er put his hands on his hips and looked at Lan Yuliu, who was lying on the ground, with contempt.

Lan Yuliu shook her head vigorously several times, blinked her phoenix eyes vigorously, and suddenly stood up from the ground, cursing Dan'er: "You, you, you don't play tricks, you are obviously not dead, you faked your death to trick me, causing me to be locked up. This must be the idea of ​​the Eight Badger Immortals. I will sue you, I will sue you."

"Willow spirit, don't make a last-ditch struggle. If you try again, you will die of blood clots." Zhu Hao stood aside and spoke.

Lan Yuliu sat down on the ground and asked Zhu Huan in a weak voice: "Did you press my acupoints? Are you a human or a ghost?"

"Lan Yuliu, is it so important to you whether I am a human or a ghost? I advise you not to dwell on this issue anymore, but to think carefully about how to explain your crimes to the police. Dan'er, bring her here." Zhu Hu turned and walked towards the big camphor tree.

"Let's go!" Dan'er escorted Lan Yuliu to follow Zhu Huan. After a few steps, Lan Yuliu sat on the ground and couldn't get up, muttering: "I can't go, I won't go. I can't go, I won't go..."

"Why are you being naughty? Sister Huanhuan, uncle..." Dan'er looked at Lan Yuliu who was sitting on the ground and refused to leave. He scratched his head and was at a loss as to what to do. He had to ask for help from Lu Huan and Lu Bo who were following behind Zhu Huan.

Lu Huan turned around and made a face at Dan'er, stuck out his tongue and said, "Aren't you the marshal of the heavenly soldiers? Send the heavenly soldiers to capture her." "There's nothing I can do. I'm fake." Lu Bo turned around and shook his hand at Dan'er.

Dan'er burst into tears, crying, "Dad, Mom, where are you?"

"Come here, come here, why are you crying? Isn't this the willow spirit? Wouldn't it be perfect for you to marry her?" Ma Yasha came over and grabbed Lan Yuliu by the collar, swinging her like a chicken towards the big camphor tree.

Dan'er burst into laughter, caught up with Ma Yasha, raised his little head and asked, "Mom, will you really let her be my wife?"

"Of course, I'll let you enter the bridal chamber tonight." Ma Yasha quickly swung Lan Yuliu to the big camphor tree and threw her onto the earthen platform.

"Oh, great, great, we'll enter the bridal chamber tonight." Dan'er cheered for a while and then squatted beside Lan Yuliu and said to her softly, "Don't worry, I will treat you well."

Lan Yuliu gave Dan'er a white look and said nothing.

Zhu Huan stood on the dirt platform, looking towards the main road intersection, muttering to himself, "Why hasn't he arrived yet? He said he would arrive at this time."

"I'm afraid he won't come today. He's busy too. You'd better go back and prepare for Dan'er's wedding." Ma Yasha called Zhu Huan loudly.

Zhu Huan thought for a while and responded to Ma Yasha: "Then go back, but you have to take care of Dan'er's wedding. I won't do such nonsense."

"That's right, I don't know if they are willing." Lu Huan said.

Ma Yasha responded loudly to Lu Huan: "Can we let her do what she wants? She has to agree even if she doesn't want to. Otherwise, there is only one word: death."

"Don't just say die. Killing is a crime. Besides, a forced melon is not sweet." Zhu Hu jumped off the earthen platform.

Ma Yacha went over and swung up Lan Yuliu, saying, "How could I kill someone? She fell into Taiping Pond by accident. It's a single misstep that leads to eternal regret. She drowned herself."

"No, no, no, I don't want to drown myself. I want to have a wedding with Dan'er." Seeing that Ma Yasha was going to throw her into Taiping Pond, Lan Yuliu begged for mercy.

Ma Yasha laughed and said, "This is my good wife, Dan'er, let's go to the bridal chamber."

"Okay, let's go to the bridal chamber!" Dan'er followed Ma Yasha, skipping and jumping, and occasionally lowered his head to tease Lan Yuliu who was held in Ma Yasha's hand.

"Haha, enter the bridal chamber. Enter the bridal chamber, haha." The slant-eyed woman stood under the big camphor tree and clapped her hands.

Zhu Huan went over and handed her a few pieces of cakes. The slanted-eyed woman smiled even more happily, stretched out a pair of dirty hands to take the cakes, and sat on the earthen platform to eat them.

At this time, besides the Slant-Eyed Woman, there were only Zhu Huan, Lu Huan and Lu Bo under the big camphor tree. Ma Yasha was already swinging the Blue Jade Willow towards the west mountain, with Dan'er jumping and following behind her.

Lu Huan asked Zhu Huan: "What should we do next?"

"It's a cold dish." Zhu Hu said as he strode towards the West Mountain.

Lu Bo pulled the corner of Lu Huan's clothes and said, "Hurry up and catch up, or you will be caught in the cold."

"She dares." Lu Huan said this, but he still ran very fast and soon caught up with Zhu Huan. He laughed and said, "It's good for Dan'er to enter the bridal chamber, good."

"Bullshit! It's all in vain." Zhu Huan quickened his pace.

Lu Huan followed closely and said to Zhu Huan with a smile: "Hehe, this time is different, this time we are really entering the bridal chamber."

"We got the certificate last time." Zhu Hu didn't look at Lu Huan.

Lu Huan slowed down his pace and muttered, "I'm not trying to fool you. I'm doing this for Dan'er's mother."

"Okay, let's go quickly. She is trying to make you angry on purpose." Lu Bo came up and said to Lu Huan.

Lu Huan frowned and asked Lu Bo: "Is she deliberately irritating me? Why does she deliberately irritate me?"

"It's just to make you more alert at night so that you can catch the big fish in one fell swoop." Lu Bo said and winked at Lu Huan.

Lu Huan blinked his eyes and suddenly realized: "Oh, so that's how it is. We can catch big fish in one night."

"Perform better later. Whether you can catch the big fish depends on you." Lu Bo said softly to Lu Huan.

Lu Huan asked Lu Bo: "Did I not act well before?"

"You acted well. You acted better than me, better than me." Lu Bo praised Lu Huan.

Lu Huan pouted and gave Lu Bo a fierce look: "Then why are you still nagging?"

"I'm not nagging. I'm just concerned about my daughter. Hehe." After saying that, Rube strode off to chase the red badger.

Zhu Huan had already caught up with Ma Yasha to a tomb in the West Mountain. Lan Yuliu saw that she was thrown into the tomb by Ma Yasha and wanted to ask why she was brought here. Ma Yasha and Zhu Huan had already walked out of the tomb, so she asked Dan'er who was squatting beside her: "What do you want to do?"

"Entering the bridal chamber, hehe." Dan'er replied to Lan Yuliu with a smile.

Lan Yuliu looked around the tomb passage suspiciously and asked Dan'er, "Shouldn't we go to the main house of the old house or your previous home to enter the bridal chamber?"

"How can we go back to our old house and our home after we die?" Dan'er sat next to Lan Yuliu.

Lan Yuliu wanted to sit up from the ground, but she was too weak to do so. She just collapsed on the ground and continued to ask Dan'er: "Are you dead? Are you really dead?"

"Didn't you come and dig our grave yourself? Don't talk too much, or my sister will suck your blood." Dan'er whispered in Lan Yuliu's ear.

Lan Yuliu shuddered and asked Dan'er in a low voice, "Did she really become a ghost?"

"Of course, but she wants to be resurrected. According to the judge in the underworld, she can be resurrected if she sucks the blood of ninety-nine or eighty-one people. So she and I have been looking for someone these days, and my mother is also looking for someone for us." Dan'er replied to Lan Yuliu softly.

Lan Yuliu was skeptical and asked, "Am I dead now?"

"Half dead." Dan'er replied.

Lan Yuliu sat up from the ground with a bang and asked Dan'er in panic, "What do you mean?"

"Don't you understand what it means to be half-dead? It means you are between the dead and the living. One of your feet has stepped into the underworld, and the other foot is still in the world." Dan'er told Lan Yuliu.

Lan Yuliu asked: "Is Ma Yasha a human or a ghost?"

"My mother is very powerful. She can now travel between the Yin and Yang worlds." Dan'er replied.