Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 23 Yin

"Fairy, get up, get up!"

Chouyu's hurried knocking and shouting awakened Zhu Badger from his sleep.

"What happened?" Zhu Badger asked Chouyu while getting dressed.

Chouyu replied: "He's coming to the door."

"What are you afraid of? Be your Ma Yaksha again." Zhu Badger calmed down and did not have the panic when he woke up.

"Okay." Chouyu agreed and went out.

The red badger was not in a hurry to get out of his room. He first fed the eight small dogs food, then stood at the window and watched outside the house.

Why are they two? Zhu Badger saw that after Mayasha went out, it was actually One-Armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man who were confronting each other.

After dinner last night, Zhu Badger did not immediately rush to the big camphor tree to read the newly posted demolition notice. Instead, he waited until midnight and took eight small dogs to meet the eight pig badgers under the big camphor tree as usual.

Eight pig badgers and eight thin dogs were playing. Zhu Badger went over to read the newly posted demolition notice, and was full of disappointment after reading it.

The notice is still on the same paper and in the same style, and even the handwriting on it is still the same, with the same six words: "If you want to demolish, don't be greedy."

Thinking about it, what are the identical demolition notices posted on? What's so strange about identical notices?
No, there must be articles in it. After seeing the same demolition notice, why did everyone go to Squint's in-law's house to find the woman Zhu Hu brought back? What Zhu Hu and the woman posted was obviously not a demolition notice, but a charm. Could it be that Zhu Hu and that woman were deliberately playing tricks in front of me? Did you purposely post that charm in front of me, and then post this demolition notice when I wasn't paying attention?

"If you want to demolish, don't be greedy." Zhu Badger's personal understanding of these six words is unclear. Where is the demolition going? When will it be demolished? There is no specific time or location. Isn’t it just nonsense? Greed is human nature. Are you saying that if you don’t be greedy, everyone will not be greedy? What are you talking about? The person who posted the demolition notice may be careless, deliberately causing trouble and causing panic in order to achieve his ulterior motives.

Zhu Badger returned from under the big camphor tree and fell asleep until Chouyu woke her up. Although there were dreams during this period, the scene changed too quickly and I didn’t remember any of them after I suddenly woke up.

Chouyu said, "We're here." Zhu Badger thought it was Tian Laizi's family who came to their door. Lu Huan was discovered by them when he went out yesterday and came over to ask for an explanation. I didn't expect that the one-armed Luo and the swing-legged guy would come to my door. What do these two people want to do? Zhu Badger stood by the window and observed.

Ma Yasha was worthy of being Ma Yasha. He stood majestically in front of the one-armed Luo and the cross-footed man with his hands on his hips. His momentum intimidated the two big men.

"If you dare to step into my house, I will break your legs immediately!"

"No, no, no, I didn't come in."

"I'm also standing under the eaves, still far away from your home."

Zhu Badger heard this funny and thought, why is there such a big difference between Chouyu in the house and Ma Yasha outside? The One-Armed Luo and the Stilt-legged Man usually dare not enter Zhu Badger's house. Occasionally, if something happens, they will stand far away under the persimmon tree of the cross-eyed husband's house and call Aunt Ma.

"If you fart quickly, what do you want from me?"

"Let it go, let it go immediately, we are not looking for you."

"Yes, yes, we are not looking for you, we are looking for the Badger Fairy."

Find me? What are you two looking for me for? It's time now, it won't happen to you two, right? Zhu Badger wanted to go out immediately and ask One-Armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man what they wanted to do with him? Just as he was about to lift his legs, Ma Yaksha said: "Are you two in a prison in the west? Can my fairy be found at will?" "Hey, Aunt Ma can also talk about the provincial capital. We don't have a prison in the west. , we really have something to find the Badger Fairy."

"That's right, we have something important to do with the Badger Fairy, and we have something important to ask."

Facing the smiles on the faces of the one-armed Luo and the swing-legged guy, Ma Yasha softened his tone and asked, "Is it about the demolition notice?"

"Aunt Ma, you are a god at predicting things. You are better than Zhuge Liang and worse than Pang Tong."

"Yes, yes, crouching dragon and phoenix chicks, phoenix chicks and crouching dragons, Aunt Ma can pinch and count, which is comparable to the Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks back then."

The one-armed Luo and the swing-legged guy tried their best to compliment Ma Yaksha, but Ma Yaksha didn't buy it. He spat on the ground contemptuously and cursed: "Get out of here, you can get away as far as you can, you are a crouching dragon and a phoenix, you can pinch and count." , you go to Xishan and sleep with dragons and phoenixes, and you can pinch them and figure things out. If you continue to talk nonsense in front of my house, I will let Mr. Eight carry you up to Xishan."

The One-Armed Luo and the Stilt-legged Man wanted to explain a few words, but when they saw Ma Yasha casually picking up a wooden stick beside him, they quickly retreated, muttering as they retreated: "We just want to ask the Badger Fairy what's going on with the demolition? What are you so mean about?" "That is, if you have the ability to post notices, but what kind of fairy are you if you don't have the ability to say a few words?"

Zhu Badger didn't care about the nonsense of the one-armed Luo and the cross-footed man. She was impressed by her mother's ability to curse, so she went to the Western Mountain to sleep with the dragon and the phoenix chick. Wouldn't the Master carry them up to the Western Mountain to curse them to death? As for asking them to go to Xishan to pinch and count, it refers to the flat-mouthed woman. The pig-butcher's family lives halfway up Xishan. If you want to ask the flat-mouthed woman, can't she know how to pinch and count?
The One-Armed Luo and the Stilt-legged Man had no choice but to leave, and Zhu Badger was still not satisfied. It was not that she hoped that Ma Yasha would continue to quarrel with them, but she felt that it was impossible for such a small thing to happen right now?

Si hour is from 9 am to 11 am, and the twelve zodiac signs belong to the snake. Zhu Badger clearly remembered the big white snake in the flat-mouthed grandmother's house. If it didn't attack the flat-mouthed grandmother, Zhu Badger would never kill it. Now that I think about it, there was really no need to take action at that time. Who cares about her, what could such a snake-hearted old woman do to save her? Aren't you repaying kindness with hatred to plot against me?

"Fairy, come out and have lunch." Chouyu greeted Zhu Badger in the kitchen.

Zhu Badger walked out of his room, looked at the Chou Jade up and down, and thought: It seems that my previous life was Chou Jade, a palace maid of the Ming Dynasty. Otherwise, this Chou Jade would not have such energy and could switch between Mayasha and Chou Jade. freely.

"Fairy, go back to sleep after lunch." Chouyu served the hot meal.

Zhu Badger devoured the food and asked while eating: "Didn't you hate me sleeping in the most before?"

"Now I am Chouyu, your maid. Fairy, there is a saying that I don't know whether to say or not?" Chouyu stood respectfully beside Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger swallowed the food in his mouth and asked Chouyu: "You have become so soft all of a sudden? I don't know what you want to say? How do you know whether you should say it or not?"

"Fairy, this hour has passed, but you should be more careful in the next Yin hour and Chen hour." Chouyu replied with a pair of beautiful almond eyes looking towards the door unconsciously.

Zhu Badger put down his bowl and chopsticks, wiped his mouth and said nonchalantly: "What's supposed to come will come naturally. You can't hide even if you want to, so who cares."

"Fairy, Yin is a tiger, and the tiger is the king of beasts. The talisman of the big tiger with a white forehead and eye-catching eyes is very powerful. You..." Chouyu stopped talking.

Zhu Badger was most annoyed by people who were hesitant in speaking, and she had a shadow of the eye-catching white-fronted tiger charm of the flat-mouthed woman. She slapped the table and scolded Chou Yu: "What are you? You keep saying that you are my maid, why are you still covering up?" Do you think I'm an outsider? Let the one-armed Luo and the cross-legged guy fart quickly, why don't you just fart your own?"

"Fairy, please don't be angry. My maid is not sure how much power the sluggish woman has. That's why I remind you to pay attention. But since you have the Eight Immortals of Badgers and the Eight Immortals of the Inu, I guess the dazzling white-breasted tiger talisman of the slutty woman will not be able to do anything to you. Yin Shi should be able to pass safely. But you must be prepared for the last Chen Shi. Chen is a dragon, and Chen is the time when dragons march westward. If the flat-mouthed woman offers you the eye-catching white-fronted tiger charm at Chen Shi , then the [Dragon and Tiger Fight] will be about you." Chouyu expressed all the worries in his heart in one breath.

When Zhu Badger heard the three words "Dragon and Tiger Fight", he took a breath of cold air, and his mind quickly flashed to the stage of the old house, where a dragon and a tiger were fighting.

(End of this chapter)