Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 42 Help

Zhu Badger affectionately told Lu Huan that without Lu Huan, Zhu Badger would really have become a ghost. Lu Huan burst into tears and laughed, scolding Zhu Badger: "You have a conscience, but you don't dare to do that in the future. What if you really can't survive it?"

Lan Yuliu said to Lu Huan: "The fairy is protected by the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother in heaven. How could she not survive?"

Zhu Badger smiled and said: "Sister Liu, don't make fun of me. If you hadn't read the clouds to know the weather, how could I have become a real fairy?"

Lan Yuliu laughed, Lu Huan laughed, and Zhu Badger laughed even happier.

It turns out that Zhu Badger was able to stay safe after rolling into Taiping Pond and to summon Thunder God, Lightning Po, and Rain God to cast spells all thanks to the help of Lu Huan and Lan Yuliu. Therefore, she felt that Lu Huan was not simple and Lan Yuliu was not simple.

Zhu Badger asked Dan'er to push her down the threshold of the old house. It was a helpless move, because she couldn't always lie on the threshold of the old house? The okra stood under the big camphor tree, wishing she would make a fool of herself.

Dan'er said, what if Zhu Badger is pushed into Taiping Pond? Zhu Badger then had an idea flash in his mind and thought, why don’t I take this opportunity to try Huang Okra’s character? Try to test my status among those vulgar people? How deep are Lu Huan and Lan Yuliu? Especially Lan Yuliu, Zhu Badger really couldn't see through her.

Zhu Badger is confident that nothing will happen to her if she is immersed in the icy water of Taiping Pond, because she has bathed in cold water since she was a child. When it snows heavily, she will bring a lot of snow into the house and rub her body with it. She would also run up to the top of Dongshan Mountain alone in the dead of night, and run naked in the snow, so that she could release the heat in her body. It was so hot that Zhu Badger slept on the Babu bed every day, and he always felt like there was a constant flow of heat in his body.

Unexpectedly, Dan'er pushed Zhu Badger into the Taiping Pond. At first, everyone only watched the excitement and did not jump down to save her. Even his own mother just stood by the pond and cried. Later, Zhu Badger asked Ma Yasha in private, why didn't he come down to save her? Mayaksha said, don’t you know that I am a land duck? On the ground I can dominate the world, but in the water I can only drink water. Later, I jumped down desperately, but I was also annoyed by the okra. Since she wants you to die so much, then we, mother and daughter, might as well die together to show her how much we can still save your father.

The red badger rolled into the Taiping Pond in the middle of winter. Even though she was on fire, she couldn't bear to be immersed in the cold pond for too long. Slowly, she felt that she was really going to die. It was too late for her to regret. Fortunately, Stilt-legged Man and One-Armed Luo risked their lives and jumped down into the Taiping Pond to rescue her and Ma Yasha. When Stilt-legged Man and One-Armed Luo picked her up and picked up her mother, Zhu Badger was sure that no matter what happened to the two of them in the past, ? From now on, she will treat them as relatives.

I always thought that things would be over after the Stilt-legged Man and the One-Armed Luo rescued Zhu Badger and Mayasha. At most, kind-hearted people would come over to show some concern, and Huang Okra might also come over to give a hypocritical greeting. Things in the world are unpredictable. Zhu Badger never expected that Mr. Zhu would say that she had "gone and gone". She was so angry that she wanted to stand up like a carp, snatch his folding fan and slap him with a black nose and a swollen face, but she really didn't have the strength to do it. My eyelids were too cold to open.

After listening to the conversation between Mr. Zhu and Huang Qiukui while dying, Zhu Badger realized that Mr. Zhu's "go and go" had a deeper meaning. He was implying that she would take this opportunity to claim the title of "fairy", so as to frighten the other party and make the other party no longer want to go. Dare to make any mistakes.

Zhu Badger understood what Mr. Zhu meant. She really wanted to get through it strong, but the reality was that her body was getting colder and colder, her thoughts were getting more and more misty, and she felt that she was getting closer and closer to death.

Fortunately, Lu Huan and Lan Yuliu came to her side at this time, especially Lu Huan who threw herself on her body and cried non-stop. Zhu Badger held on to herself, and the hand held by Lu Huan gradually became warm. Able to squirm, she used one finger to trace Lu Huan's palm desperately. Lu Huan was pleasantly surprised. Just when he was about to cheer that Zhu Badger was not dead, Zhu Badger whispered in Lu Huan's ear: "Don't shout, I'm pretending to be dead."

Lu Huan was crying on Zhu Badger's body, with his head buried in Zhu Badger's chest. Although Zhu Badger's voice was weak, Lu Huan still heard it clearly. Who is Lu Huan? On the surface, he looks cheerful and careless, but in fact he is a genius. He immediately realized what Zhu Badger meant by "playing dead" and continued to cry heartbrokenly. Taking advantage of Huang Qiukui's opportunity to talk to Mr. Zhu, she took out a "Warm Baby" from her clothes bag and called out to Zhu Badger when she woke up. She reached in and put it on Zhu Badger's belly button.

Zhu Badger usually dressed casually, but today she wore a cotton-padded jacket naked when she came out to watch the fun. Lu Huan reached in and applied the "warm baby" to her effortlessly. Even if others saw Lu Huan lifting Zhu Badger's cotton-padded jacket, they thought they She was looking at Lu Huan's body and would not have thought that Lu Huan had put a "warm baby" on Zhu Badger.

Of course, all this could not escape Lan Yuliu's clear eyes. She pretended not to see it and observed the surrounding movements for Lu Huan and Zhu Badger. When Huang Qiukui asked her sister to call the flat-mouthed woman to come over and do the trick, Lan Yuliu had a premonition that something was not good.

Lan Yuliu had seen what the flat-mouthed woman was doing, poking everywhere with the wooden sword in her hand. What if it poked Zhu Badger in the heart? Lan Yuliu heard Zhu Hu say that this flat-mouthed woman wished Zhu Badger would die.

At the critical moment, Lan Yuliu leaned down before the flat-mouthed woman did this to Zhu Badger, hugged Zhu Badger's body with Lu Huan and cried bitterly. While crying, he took out a powder box from his coat pocket and stuffed it into Zhu Badger. In his cotton-padded jacket, he placed it on Zhu Badger’s chest.

Thanks to the powder box placed by Lan Yuliu, if it had not been for the powder box to block the wooden sword that the flat-mouthed woman stabbed at the red badger, all ten red badgers would have been stabbed to death.

After all, the flat-mouthed woman was old and frail, and her hands lacked strength. When doing this, she stabbed Zhu Badger's chest with the wooden sword more than a dozen times, only piercing the lid of the powder box.

Thanks to the fact that the lid of the powder box was pierced, red rouge was stuck on the wooden sword head. She thought it was Zhu Huan's blood, so she swore to Huang Okra that Zhu Badger would die.

Zhu Badger asked Ma Yasha afterwards how she could tell that Zhu Badger was pretending to be dead? Ma Yasha said, Zhinu Moruomu, at first I thought you had really drowned. But later, after Mr. Zhu saw your body, he kept saying "I'm going to go", so I knew you didn't go.

Zhu Badger corrected Ma Yasha and said that Mr. Zhu should have seen my body, not the remains. Mayaksha laughed and said that the remains were more accurate. Zhu Badger asked why? Ma Yaksha said, how can Mr. Zhu look at your body? You are still a young lady, so there is no problem in checking the body.

Zhu Badger was speechless and could only continue to ask Ma Yasha, how can you be sure that Mr. Zhu even said "Go" but I didn't go? Ma Yaksha said, who is Mr. Zhu? Only the okra that has penetrated Tongdan's eyes will believe it. Zhu Badger seriously agreed with Ma Yasha. No matter how much Mr. Zhu disagreed with him, if he really let go, he would definitely be in great pain. He would be in so much pain that he couldn't even swing the folding fan. How could he have a fight with Huang Okra?
Zhu Badger asked Ma Yasha again, why did you expose me in front of One-Armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man for pretending to be dead? Ma Yasha choked Zhu Badger, didn't you pretend to be dead just because you wanted to become a real fairy to scare Okra? Zhu Badger said, she is indeed my biological mother, with piercing eyes and golden eyes. Ma Yaksha said, "Don't talk nonsense. I originally wanted to wait until the mourning hall was set up to pay your respects, and you would jump out of the coffin and become a real fairy, but I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to bear it." If you knew what kind of warm baby Lu Huan had put on you, I might as well have let you jump out of the grave when you were buried.

Don't, don't, don't, then I'm not a fairy, but a ghost. I guess even you will have to ask the flat-mouthed woman to come over and do it, hehe. Badger Zhu smiled happily, happy that his biological mother really had two brushes; happy that Mr. Zhu still looked towards her in his heart; happy that Lu Huan was not an ordinary girl; happy that Lan Yuliu did not want her to die; happy that he saw the old house’s People's hearts; happy okra will be more or less restrained...

Zhu Badger waited for Ma Yaksha's screams to start howling under the big camphor tree, then she took Lu Huan and Lan Yuliu out of her house.

After leaving the house, Zhu Badger stood under the eaves. After making sure that no one was around, he asked Lan Yuliu: "Sister Liu, come here to check the weather again. Will there be thunder and lightning again?"

Lan Yuliu looked up for a while and then replied to Zhu Badger: "How can there be frequent thunder and lightning in the winter? Just now, there happened to be a low-level warm and wet cloud approaching Lvbu Village, so there would be a 'Thunder and Lightning Winter' The phenomenon."

"Thunder is hitting the winter, and nine out of ten cattle pens are empty. Will there be strong winds soon?" Zhu Badger withdrew his gaze from the Nanshan Mountain opposite, and began to think about how to compete face-to-face with Huang Okra again.

Lan Yuliu didn't respond to Zhu Badger immediately. She looked at Zhu Badger up and down for a while before speaking: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, have you really become a fairy? You can even predict the strong wind that is about to blow."

"Haha, those who are close to red are red and those who are close to ink are black. Don't I live under the same roof as Sister Liu." Zhu Badger said and strode towards the door of the old house. Lan Yuliu followed closely, and Lu Huan chased him and asked: "Hey, hey, what are you talking about? Why didn't I understand a sentence?" Zhu Badger turned back and grinned at Lu Huan, choking: "We are all under the same roof. Why are you pretending to be confused? Hehe."

"You hate it, she is a pure girl." Lu Huan paused, and at the moment she paused, she saw Zhu Badger's fluttering clothes flying down from the top of the steps at the gate of the old house, flying across Taiping The pond flies directly to the big camphor tree.

Lu Huan was stunned, Lan Yuliu was stunned, and everyone under the big camphor tree was stunned.

Before going out, Zhu Badger put on the long white dress she wore when she first showed her fairy image, and sang as she flew: "The white hair is a hundred miles away, and the wind and rain are even more desolate. The sorrow of wine in the mountains should be reduced, and the guest Inside, I can see that the flowers are still frozen. I am chasing Xie Yun when I am looking for a sentence, and writing a book for Ban Zhao in the future. My thoughts pop up from the night window, and my mother comforts me in the loneliness."

Mr. Zhu stood at the gate of his old house, waving a folding fan and sighed: "What a wonderful song "With Mother and Father", a true fairy!"

"A true fairy!"

Everyone watching the excitement at the big camphor tree knelt down and shouted, including Ma Yaksha and Huang Okra.

Ma Yasha held the portrait of Zhu Yunshan and went to look for Huang Okra under the big camphor tree. Huang Okra was settling accounts with the people she brought. All the goods in a large car were sold out, and Huang Okra was happy.

Huang Okra didn't react until Ma Yasha came to her side and asked, "What do you mean?"

"Don't you understand what I mean?" Mayaksha asked.

One-armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man helped: "Do you really only care about money?" "Did you forget what you said so quickly?"

"Oh, you want a husband from me? Don't worry, I've sent someone to look for you." Huang Qiukui responded to Ma Yasha and glared at the one-armed Luo and the cross-legged man: "You two, don't meddle in other people's business, or you may get burned. You can't eat and you have to walk around." The one-armed Luo and the swing-legged guy didn't show any signs of weakness and angrily shouted in unison: "You are the one we will burn!"

"Oh, my throat is quite loud. Okay, you guys wait and see who burns whom?" Huang Qiukui turned around and ignored the one-armed Luo and the cross-legged guy, and asked a middle-aged man next to him: "How come Director Zhang is still there?" Didn't come back?" The middle-aged man replied: "I have come back and said I couldn't find him." "Can't find him? What about others?" Huang Qiukui's face was filled with anger.

"If you can't find him, how can you know others? That's a funny question." The middle-aged man muttered.

"Funny? I made you laugh!" Huang Okra reached out and slapped the middle-aged man in the face. The middle-aged man covered his face with his hands and retreated to the back of the big camphor tree.

Ma Yaksha thought in his mind, Huang Okra, don't think that this slap can scare the monkeys. I am not a monkey, I am Ma Yaksha. He took a big step and handed Zhu Yunshan's portrait to Huang Qiukui, and asked word for word: "Didn't you say he is not dead? Where are the others?"

"I'm looking after someone for you? You don't know whether your husband is dead or not? Don't blackmail me just because you think I have money." Huang Qiukui stretched out her hand to push Ma Yaksha away, but Ma Yaksha was already prepared and dodged sideways. Huang Qiukui pushed the portrait with her hand, and the portrait fell to the ground. Ma Yaksha fell to the ground and cried: "Oh my husband, my child's father, why did you abandon our orphaned daughter and widowed mother so early and be bullied in Donkeybu Village?" ? Oh my life, my life is so miserable!"

Ma Yasha has a loud voice and is known as the "tweeter" in Lvbubu Village. Zhu Badger was playing in Dongshan, and Ma Yaksha stood at the door of the old house and shouted, making sure he heard it truly. When the villagers heard Mayaksha's cry, they immediately swarmed under the big camphor tree. They had not experienced Mayaksha's yaksha power for a long time, and they thought, who will be given yaksha by her today? This man is in bad luck.

When everyone gathered under the big camphor tree, they all found it funny when they saw that it was Ma Yasha asking Huang Okra for Zhuyun Mountain. Thinking about it, you Huang Qiukui is so smart, why are you talking nonsense about Zhu Yunshan still alive? If Zhu Yunshan was still alive, wouldn't Ma Yaksha himself know? At that time, everyone clearly saw Zhu Yun's burial at the foot of the mountain. How could he still be alive? Hehe, let’s see how you can give Ma Yaksha a living Zhu Yunshan?

The villagers laughed from ear to ear when Huang Qiukui gave them gifts and money as soon as she came back. They all regarded her as the Goddess of Wealth. But when the banknotes I just received were counterfeited by the cargo of the large car, I calmed down and thought about it, and I felt that it was not a good feeling. Although they couldn't possibly think as much about Zhu Badger, they still felt that something was wrong. So I hope that Ma Yasha will be more noisy, Huang Okra will make a big fool of herself, and maybe even get some more money. Money is not divided, gifts are divided a little more.

When Ma Yasha saw that all the villagers had gathered, he lay on the ground and grabbed Okra's trouser legs with both hands. He raised his voice to the extreme, and his cry turned into a howl: "Ah, you Okra, why are you doing this?" You lied to our orphaned daughter and widowed mother that his father is still alive in the world? Now that you have something to do, don’t you even let us mother and daughter live a stable life? You look at the old house and you look at each other, and you rob the main house of the old house. Well, why use such despicable means to force our orphaned daughter and widowed mother to die? Oh my dead husband, you short-lived ghost, if you can hear my words in the underworld, you will appear... …”

Zhu Badger heard his own mother start howling, and left the house with Lu Huan and Lan Yuliu. When he heard his mother crying that his father had appeared, he immediately flew from the door of the old house, singing "Father with Mother" while flying.

There was blood and tears, and the flying red badger not only shocked everyone, but also made them cry.

The red badger landed firmly on the earth platform under the big camphor tree, and his clear voice sounded loudly: "I am here, little ghost and little demon, why don't you show yourself soon?"

Coincidentally, as soon as Zhu Badger finished speaking, the man whom Huang Qiukui called Director Zhang stumbled to the scene with a gray face and crashed into the big camphor tree. The few men following him were covered in mud, and some were even covered in mud. Bloody.

The villagers knelt on the ground like a group of little penguins and looked up timidly at the men who suddenly appeared. They were all shocked. Zhu Badger's clear voice sounded again: "How dare you little wild ghost come to harass the village? Take your life!"

"Fairy, have mercy on me, Fairy, have mercy on me, we don't dare anymore, we don't dare anymore." Director Zhang kowtowed like a fool, and several other people were so frightened that they collapsed on the ground and couldn't move.

Zhu Badger asked: "Where are you from? What are you doing here? Why are you like this? Hurry and get real!"

"Fairy, I am the office director of the trading company affiliated to the Okra Group in the provincial capital, and they are all my subordinates. Early this morning, our chairman, president and general manager assigned us to go to a cave in the mountain..." "What kind of mess is the chairman, president and general manager? Who should I say directly?" Zhu Badger interrupted Director Zhang.

(End of this chapter)