Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 51 Noisy

Zhu Yuanzhang said he had a way. Zhu Badger's anger calmed down a little and asked him what he could do? Zhu Yuanzhang said that he could not say it for the time being because the secret could not be leaked. Zhu Badger became angry again and yelled: "Get out, get out of here!"

Chouyu advised Zhu Badger: "If he gets out, he will never know what to do, right?" "I wonder?" Zhu Badger turned his head.

"I'm curious because I want to help you protect your old house. You can only ascend to heaven if your old house is safe and sound. Only if you ascend to heaven can I be reincarnated." Zhu Yuanzhang apologized.

Zhu Badger exhaled out of his nose: "Huh, after all, it's for myself."

"People who don't do it for themselves will be punished by heaven and earth. If you want to protect the old house, why don't you do it for yourself?" Zhu Yuanzhang winked at Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger turned his head and ignored Zhu Yuanzhang, and asked Chouyu: "How did you know that Huang Qiukui was going to demolish the old house and build a big villa?"

"Didn't Huang Doujiang and Weasel tell the neighbors when they were having a banquet at your house? Didn't you hear?" Chouyu replied.

Zhu Badger said disdainfully: "I don't want to hear what they say, making stinky farts and mixing bean paste everywhere."

"Fairy, if you listen to both, you will be enlightened, and if you listen to one side, you will be dark. Weasels' farts do stink, and soybean paste can be mixed with anything. But to achieve great things, you must learn to listen to anyone's words, and you must create conditions even if you can't hear them. Listen, if I hadn't set up the Imperial Guard, would I have been able to hear what those ministers were saying in private? It's precisely because I could hear what all of them said that my Ming Dynasty had a splendid country for nearly three hundred years." Zhu Yuanzhang Be smug.

Zhu Badger was bored: "You are amazing. Five or six hundred years have passed since you were amazing. Why haven't you gone to reincarnation?"

"Fairy, why don't you open and lift the pot you don't want? It's not because I didn't listen to Queen Ma and made a confused edict that delayed you, which is why you are still unable to be reincarnated. Alas, good medicine tastes bitter and is good for illness. Loyal words are hard on the ears and good for deeds. It's a pity that you can't really be reborn. How many people realize this?" Zhu Yuanzhang sighed.

Zhu Badger asked: "Hey, you said that the boss would agree to demolish the old house and build a big villa in Huang Qiukui. What if the old house is restored to its original appearance?"

"In this case, the superiors will definitely not agree to her demolishing the old house, because you can definitely apply to have the old house listed as a 'national security'. Who would dare to demolish the old house if it is listed as a 'national security'?" "Yes, yes, if the old house is listed as a 'national security' , no one has the right to touch a brick or a tile." Zhu Yuanzhang and Chou Yu replied one after another.

"'National Security'? What's 'National Security'? Becoming a treasure of the country like a giant panda?" Zhu Badger didn't understand.

Chouyu replied: "That's about the same idea."

"The meanings are similar, but one is a 'protection' for protection and the other is a 'treasure' for treasures. Applying to list the old house as a 'national protection' means it is a national cultural relics protection unit, which is protected by law." Zhu Yuanzhang explained.

"A national cultural relics protection unit? As long as the old house is restored to its original appearance, can it be listed as a national cultural relics protection unit?" Zhu Badger calmed down and asked Zhu Yuanzhang.

Zhu Yuanzhang replied: "Since the old house was built by my own hands, it can definitely be listed as a national cultural relic protection unit. However, the old house is located in a deep mountain and not many people know about it. After the restoration is completed, you have to treat the old house like your own mother. When the house is speculated, people outside will know about it, especially the experts, and they will definitely come to investigate."

"The Brick Family? Isn't Weasel the famous Brick Family from all over the country? He's not allowed to help his little daughter Huang Qiukui?" Zhu Badger shook his head.

"Hahaha..." Zhu Yuanzhang and Chouyu laughed.

"Why are you laughing?" Zhu Badger was even more confused.

"Fairy, this expert refers to an expert in construction, not a simple bricklayer." Chouyu explained.

"Well, I understand somewhat, but don't I have to hire a bricklayer like Weasel to repair it? Can he help me repair the old house? Also, those huts, pig pens, sheep pens, etc. that were built later, If you ask them to demolish it, who will be willing to demolish it?" Zhu Badger frowned.

"This is indeed a big problem. It not only requires craftsmen, but also requires a large amount of funds. It is impossible for the higher authorities to deal with this." Chou Yu was also helpless.

Zhu Yuanzhang seemed very relaxed. He said, "Didn't I just say that? As long as the fairy helps me to be reborn, I can help the fairy complete the restoration of the old house."

"Pull it down, you help the fairy repair the old house? How can you help if you can't protect yourself? It's useless for me to come and go. There must be real skilled craftsmen and real money." Chouyu curled her lips.

Zhu Yuanzhang ignored Chou Yu and said to Zhu Badger with a smile: "Fairy, everything depends on man-made things. There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain. There will be another village with dark willows and flowers. The boat will naturally go straight when it reaches the bridge..."

"Humph, there is no end to the road. Who wouldn't say this? The okra will definitely come back after the Chinese New Year. By the time you and I come, the day lily will be cold." Chou Yu didn't wait for Zhu Yuanzhang to say. After giving him a blank look, she choked him.

For the first time, Zhu Yuanzhang did not scold Chou Yu, but said with a smile: "I was about to talk about this day lily. Fairy, you have to make good use of that day lily. To deal with okra, weasel and soybean paste, it must be day lily."

"Are you kidding? Day lily is a big foodie. How can it deal with okra? Can it deal with weasel and soybean paste?" Chouyu disagreed.

Zhu Yuanzhang smiled and said: "Didn't you see that at the banquet last night, Weasel and Huangdoujiang were unable to do anything with the day lily?"

"That means there's nothing we can do about it? That's because she's as stupid as a pig and only knows how to eat. The weasel has no face to pay attention to her, and there's nothing we can do about Huangdoujiang." Chouyu still dismissed it.

Zhu Yuanzhang said: "Is there anything in the world that is more helpless than having no face and no help? As long as Huang Okra also has no face and no solution to Daylily, then hasn't our goal been achieved?"

"Us? Who and you and us?" Chouyu turned her head away from Zhu Yuanzhang.

Zhu Yuanzhang became angry and scolded Chouyu: "I think it was not because you were so obsessed with getting close to me and wanting to please me that you designed to harm the fairy, causing the fairy to suffer in the old house. Chouyu, I warn you, the day of my birth will be Your death!"

"Hmph, you, Monk Zhu, still want to be reincarnated? Go ahead and dream about your Spring and Autumn Dream. I am a dead person and don't care about dying again, but you, if you cannot be reincarnated within three years, you will not just go to the eighteenth level of hell. The problem is that you will be directly driven into the Nine Netherworld, so that you will never return, and you will never be reincarnated." "Chouyu, what good will it do to you if I am thrown into the Nine Netherworld? Are you cursing me like this? "There are many benefits. I am the only one left with the fairy. I can serve the fairy wholeheartedly." "I am daydreaming. If I are sent to the Nine Netherworld, I will definitely drag you with me. Hehe, with you together, I guess it won't be too bad." lonely."

"What are you two arguing about? Be careful I never want to see you again!"

When Zhu Badger shouted, Zhu Yuanzhang and Chou Yu hurriedly stopped making noise and kept saying New Year greetings to Zhu Badger.

"There are still two days until the Chinese New Year. Let me tell you, since you can hear and see everything in the mortal world, then go all out to help me protect the old house. When the time comes, I will definitely help you to be reincarnated, and even directly ascend to heaven." "Thank you. Fairy, I will do my best, I already have a perfect plan to ensure that the old house is safe and sound."

"Huh, a foolproof strategy? Don't overdo it. Even if you were the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty, now as a ghost, you can only see and hear everything at night in the mortal world. You can only communicate with fairies through dreams. How can you ensure that the old house is safe and sound? ?”

"Chouyu, don't always go against me. We are all the Fairy's people now. Helping the Fairy protect the old house is our top priority right now."

"Well, that's right. Then why don't you tell the fairy your perfect plan?"

"I said that the secret must not be leaked. When the time comes, I will naturally tell the fairy."

"Zhu Yuanzhang, are you going to piss me off to death? Who is my father in heaven? Who is my mother in heaven? You said in front of me that the secrets of heaven should not be leaked, why can't you wait to go to the Nine Netherworlds?"

Zhu Yuanzhang heard Zhu Badger question him: Who is her father in heaven? Who is her mother in heaven? He was so frightened that he fell to his knees with a thud and kowtowed as if pounding garlic.

Chouyu wants to pull Zhu Yuanzhang up, saying that you are a great person, how can you kneel down so easily? We must not cause lightning, thunder, violent winds and heavy rain like last time. Maybe we won’t even have a chance to meet the fairy in our dreams?
Zhu Yuanzhang insisted on kneeling on the ground, saying that if he didn't kneel this time, he would be punished by God. He claims to be a nine-five-year-old man in front of the people on earth, but in the eyes of God, he is just a cowboy. If God hadn't opened his eyes and good luck came to him, he would never have been able to get ahead in his life, and he might have died of cold and starvation before he even debuted. die. Now he had temporarily forgotten that Chou Zhu's predecessor was the ninth daughter of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, the real Nine Immortals, and yet he actually made a mystery in front of her, saying that the secret of heaven should not be revealed? This day is her day, she can know it whenever she wants.

Zhu Badger felt funny after hearing Zhu Yuanzhang's words. He thought the emperor was quite interesting, so he said, "You should get up first."

Zhu Yuanzhang still didn't dare to get up, saying, "It's my blessing that the fairy is so polite, but I can't take being polite as a blessing and get up casually."

Zhu Badger said, can you get up?
Zhu Yuanzhang said that unless the fairy promised not to send me into the Nine Netherworld.

Zhu Badger said, I don’t know what the Nine Netherworld is? There is no talk of breaking in or not.

Chouyu said that the [Nine Nether Place] is the deepest part of hell, located under the eighteenth level of hell behind the Netherworld Mountain, which is the nineteenth level of hell.

Zhu Badger said, are you afraid of being knocked into the next level after you are already a ghost?

Chouyu explained that to be thrown into the Nine Netherworlds, you must go through the eighteen hells of the eighteenth level of hell. These eighteen hells are respectively [Diaojin Prison], [Youwang Prison], [Fire Pit Hell], and [Fengdu Prison] , [Tongue pulling hell], [Skinning hell], [Grub hell], [Spine pounding hell], [Car collapse hell], [Ice hell], [Shelling hell], [Intestine extraction hell], [Oil Pot Prison], [Dark Prison], [Knife Mountain Prison], [Blood Pond Prison], [Abi Prison], [Weighing Rod Prison]. Eighteen prisons, prisons will capture your soul, prisons will capture your soul. Even if you survive the Eighteen Hells, you will never be able to return to the Nine Netherworlds, and you will never be reincarnated.

"Oh, the key word is 'eternal rebirth'. No wonder you, the emperor, are so scared, hehe." Zhu Badger covered his mouth and smiled.

Zhu Yuanzhang understood that Zhu Badger was no longer angry with him. He stood up and thanked Zhu Badger, and then said to Zhu Badger: "Fairy, the secret of heaven is the combination of the right time, place, and people. It is the best time and the best time for a certain thing to develop." Good condition, now it is not the best time and best condition for you to take action to protect the old house, so it is important for you to stabilize first."

"Stabilize? How to stabilize?" Zhu Badger frowned.

Zhu Yuanzhang told Zhu Badger that stability is the highest state for a person to live in the world. Only by achieving "stability" first can we talk about development, expansion, fighting with the enemy, and pursuing victory. "Steady" means to be prudent, steady, stable, secure and stable. Only by playing steadily can we be sure of victory, and only by being steady can we be the leader. No matter what emergencies, difficulties or major events you encounter, you must remain calm and composed in front of others...

Zhu Badger interrupted Zhu Yuanzhang and asked him if it was best for her to stop silently at the moment.
Zhu Yuanzhang kept saying yes, yes, yes, and then said to Zhu Badger, for now, just enjoy the good year in peace. When the okra comes to visit after the new year, it won't be too late to see you again and make moves. Besides, there will be experts coming to help then. you.

Is there an expert here to help me? Zhu Badger was pleasantly surprised and blurted out: "The willows are coming, and the old house is safe"?
"Hush, the secret must not be leaked." Zhu Yuanzhang looked around for a while and then said to Zhu Badger mysteriously: "Fairy, God knows and the earth knows that you know and I know, just know what you know. Don't say it out loud, otherwise it will ruin things. "

"Hmph, you are doing what you did when you were sitting in the Golden Palace. Let me ask you, does this 'Liu Lu' mean 'Liu Lu' or 'Liu Lu' or something else?" Zhu Badger couldn't dream of Taizu. Grandma could only ask Zhu Yuanzhang. After all, he had always had his way from a cowherd boy to the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty. The "stability" he just mentioned did make sense. Unexpectedly, Zhu Yuanzhang not only did not answer the question "Liu Lu" or "Liu Lu", but he became very panicked and said hurriedly: "Fairy, please never say those six words again. Ten thousand."

Seeing that Zhu Yuanzhang was not pretending to be panicked, Zhu Badger stopped exploring. She understood some things. Zhu Yuanzhang could know what Grandma Taizu said to her in her dream, which means that it was true. That was enough. As for what it was " When the willow trees arrive, the old house will be safe" or "When the willow trees arrive, the old house will be safe"? I just need to keep an eye on Lan Yuliu and Lu Huan all the time. Thinking of this, Zhu Badger changed the subject and asked Zhu Yuanzhang: "What happened to the 'Blue Jade Case' that happened when you were in power?"

When Zhu Yuanzhang heard Zhu Badger ask him about the "Blue Jade Case", his expression became even more flustered. He hesitated and asked Zhu Badger: "Xian, Fairy, you, you ask, what do you do this?" "I asked you what the hell you said. What's going on?" Zhu Badger stared at Zhu Yuanzhang closely. Zhu Yuanzhang dodged Zhu Badger's gaze, lowered his head and muttered: "I was really helpless at that time, really helpless."

"Really helpless? What kind of helplessness? Please explain it clearly to me." Zhu Badger stepped forward to ask. Zhu Yuanzhang retreated and replied while retreating: "You and Chouyu will both be in the palace by then. In fact, you should know something."

"Chouyu, do you know?" Zhu Badger turned around and asked Chouyu. Chouyu replied: "Fairy, you were Chouyu at that time. You were closer to him. You must know more than me and have seen more palace fights. .”

"I know why I'm asking you? I can't even remember that I was Chou Zhu, a palace maid of the Ming Dynasty in my previous life. Can I still remember those intrigues and palace fights?" Zhu Badger was angry.

Seeing that Zhu Badger was angry, Zhu Yuanzhang hurriedly took over the conversation: "Fairy, just remember that you were the Nine Immortals in the sky in your previous life. Chou Zhu, the palace maid in your previous life, should be forgotten. You must forget it. And those palace fight scenes are all fabricated by later generations and are not the case at all." .”

"That's not the case at all. What's going on?" Zhu Badger asked Zhu Yuanzhang with a smile. She hoped that he could tell the truth, so that she could confirm whether Lan Yuliu and Lan Yu were related? More importantly, it is possible to determine whether Lan Yuliu is the Liu in "Liu Lu arrives, the old house is safe"?

When Zhu Yuanzhang saw Zhu Badger smiling at him, he felt much more at ease. He smiled and replied to Zhu Badger: "Fairy, which emperor wants his harem to be on fire? He couldn't help but use palace fights to suppress those relatives of the emperor who wanted to rebel. I will kill them." Killing Lan Yu's family is really a helpless move, otherwise if Lan Yu doesn't rebel, other important ministers will rebel."

"Oh, are you killing the chicken to scare the monkey? You said you killed the Lan Yu family? Did you kill the whole family?" Zhu Badger asked Zhu Yuanzhang.

Zhu Yuanzhang glanced at Zhu Badger, saw her gentle expression, and replied: "If you are dissatisfied, you can't kill her. If she leaves any descendants, she will definitely seek revenge."

"Are you sure that everyone in the family will be executed?" Zhu Badger asked.

Zhu Yuanzhang panicked again and asked Zhu Badger tremblingly: "Fairy, do you want to hold me accountable for my cruelty?"

"Why have you become so timid? I remember that Lingchi Chouzhu was very powerful when he issued the order." Chouyu couldn't help teasing Zhu Yuanzhang.

Zhu Yuanzhang was afraid of Zhu Badger, but he didn't take Chou Yu seriously at all. In his eyes, Chou Yu was still his maid, a palace maid who didn't even need to look at him, so he raised his leg to kick Chou Yu, but Chou Yu had eye problems. With quick feet, he hid behind Zhu Badger and asked Zhu Yuanzhang loudly: "Who told you to act like an emperor at this time? The fairy wants to know whether this blue jade willow and that blue jade are related?"

"That's right, I just want to know whether Lan Yuliu, who came to the old house for no reason, is here to seek revenge or steal treasure?" Zhu Badger heard Chouyu clarifying his words and asked Zhu Yuanzhang directly. As the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, he should know about it. Reason.

(End of this chapter)