Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 6 Pig

In broad daylight, a bunch of bloody wild rabbits appeared on the snow in front of Zhu Badger's house in the old house for no reason. Can those ordinary people and slangs not be shocked?

After a brief silence, Squinty Woman glanced at the door of Zhu Badger's house. Seeing that there was no sound, she stood under the eaves and danced to introduce the origin of these hares: "I stood in my kitchen to watch the snow scene. It snowed a lot this year. Beauty is as beautiful as it gets, auspicious snow heralds a good harvest, next year..."

"Shao Su, how many words do you know? You can also enjoy the snow scene."

"If you want to be as beautiful as Zhu Fanzi, tell me what's going on with these rabbits?"

"That's it, what are you going to do next year? It's hard to say whether we can live a stable life this year. There will be blood all day long."

"..."

"That's it, that's it. I don't know why these rabbits suddenly appeared here. I only heard a whooshing sound and then saw a rabbit flying in. After a whooshing sound, a rabbit flew in. By the time I came out bravely, it was already there. It's piled up." Xianyan Po felt a little disappointed when she saw that no one was interested in the few words she had finally memorized from Mr. Zhu. The most important thing is that up to now, the door of Zhu Badger's house is still closed, and there is no movement inside.

The one-armed Luo and the stilt-legged man climbed up from the snow, groaned and moved to the side of the cross-eyed woman. They turned their faces to the left and right side and asked the cross-eyed woman: "A rabbit flew in with a whooshing sound? Do you think it is a bird?" "What? Didn’t you say it was your big-headed bird that flew out with a whoosh but didn’t come back?”

"Why did I lie to you? It really flew in with a whoosh. At first, I thought I was dazzled. After watching it for a while, I was sure that something flew in. When I came out, I saw that it was a rabbit." The squinty-eyed woman leaned over again. He bent down and used his hands to brush off the snow flakes falling on the hares.

Although each hare is dripping with blood, its flesh is jade-colored after being peeled off. At first glance, it looks like the finest rough-haired hare in the mountains, a rare delicacy.

The north wind blows outside and the snowflakes are cold. The one-armed Luo and the swing-legged man are mostly awake. When they see the cross-eyed woman going to play with the rabbits, they can't help but push her away and rush to get the rabbits on the snow.

When everyone saw this, they rushed forward, fighting for it, and staged a battle for the rabbit.

"Stop it!" With a shout, Zhu Badger appeared at the door.

Everyone stopped their body movements and looked up at Zhu Badger.

"Put it all down!" Zhu Badger shouted again.

Some hurriedly put down the rabbits in their hands, some were hesitant to carry the rabbits, some peeked at the red badger, and some looked around, hoping which one would come forward to fight with the red badger?
The one-armed Luo Ben had already discussed with the Stilt-legged Man about dealing with the Zhu Badger. How could he miss this opportunity now? Of course, what I don’t want to give up is the rabbit on my hand.

One-Armed Luo took the lead in speaking to Zhu Badger: "Who are you? Are you going to let it go? This rabbit doesn't belong to your family."

"The rabbit at the door of my house belongs to me!" Zhu Badger showed no sign of weakness, although she was like a bean sprout to a cabbage, a small grass to a big tree in front of the one-armed Luo.

"Humph, then we are all yours even if we are in front of your house?" One-Armed Luo looked down upon Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger also sneered twice and said: "Hmph, I can accept it if you want to become my dog. Come on, I want to move a rabbit into the house. If anyone blocks my way, I will bleed his blood and peel off his skin, and this It’s like a rabbit stewed for lunch.”

Zhu Badger took two steps forward and approached One-Armed Luo. One-Armed Luo had just used the strength of his drink to confront Zhu Badger. Zhu Badger in turn despised him. He was at a loss. He stood there dumbfounded and wanted to refute again. But I was speechless.

Stilt-legged Man always likes to be in the limelight, and he had long wanted to say something, but One-Armed Luo came out to refute Zhu Badger. He was embarrassed to interrupt, because One-Armed Luo usually protected him. Now that the one-armed Luo was defeated in two rounds, the cross-legged man was naturally eager to save him.

"You, don't be so arrogant, everyone in the old house has a share." He spoke hastily, and his feet swayed rapidly. Without paying attention, the cross-legged man was hit by a wooden stick stretched out by the red badger. He tripped and fell heavily on the snow. His crooked mouth was facing the bloody rabbit, and yellow soup spurted out, hitting the cross-eyed woman directly.

The red badger showed up, and the cross-eyed woman hid aside to watch the fun. She had already grabbed four rabbits in her hands. She was so happy that she thought she could have a "snipe and clam fight, and the fisherman gets the benefit." This one comes out.

"Put down your rabbits, don't you hear me?" Zhu Badger scolded.

The cross-eyed woman wanted to let the rabbit go to the snow to clean up the dirt on her body. When Zhu Badger said this, she grabbed the rabbit tighter and muttered: "Why should we let us go? I clearly saw the rabbit flying into the yard on its own. Woolen cloth."

"Of course the rabbit flew into the yard and into my house by himself. Believe it or not, something better will fly in soon!" "Bang!" As soon as Zhu Badger finished speaking, there was a loud noise and a strong wild boar rushed into the old house. , rushed into the yard, and bumped into the screen wall in front of the main house of the Zhu Badger family. "Ah?" Everyone was shocked, and the cross-eyed woman dropped the rabbit in her hand and turned around and ran away.

The cross-legged man wanted to run, but he was more than willing but lacked the strength. His two thick hands kept pulling forward, his two short legs kept fluttering up and down, and his body was still just spinning in circles, just cleaning the snow in front of the door for Zhu Badger.

When the one-armed Luo turned around, he didn't forget to pick up the collar of the swing-legged man and dragged him back like a dog to death.

The others all dispersed, only hating their parents for not giving them more legs.

"Stop!" Zhu Badger roared, and everyone stopped in an emergency. Unfortunately, the snow under their feet was too slippery, and they all fell down.

Seeing a crowd of people in the dark on the white snow, Zhu Badger suppressed his laughter, pointed at the one-armed Luo, and ordered: "Go and call the pig killer right away!"

"I'm here, I'm here, I'm here." A ball of meat rolled to Zhu Badger's feet at the threshold of the gate.

Zhu Badger lowered his head and saw that it was indeed the village pig butcher. He shouted, "Why are you running here? Do you have anything with you?"

"Take it with you, you must take this with you." The pig-killer got up from the ground, took off the tool bag on his waist, and showed five special pig-killing knives, namely the bloodletting knife, the skinning knife, the bone-breaking knife, and the deboning knife. and meat cleaver.

"If you know you want to kill a wild boar, why are you running away?" Zhu Badger glanced at the butcher's tool bag, then turned to the door and shouted: "Which of them are going to the butcher's house to carry the hair bucket? Which one is going to heat the hot water? Which one is going to help the butcher kill the wild boar? He will get a share of the wild boar that he helps.”

The darkness at the gate overwhelmed the people lying on the ground, and they jumped up, fearing that it would not be their turn to help and they would not be able to get a share of the wild boar meat.

"I have hot water at home. I'm going to heat it right away. There's still a fire on my stove door." The squinty-eyed woman rolled back to her home.

"I'll help you scoop the water."

"I'll help you add firewood."

"let me help you……"

The women all went to the squinting husband's house.

The one-armed Luo didn't care that the cross-legged guy was still lying on the snow, and his iron tower-like body was pressing towards the butcher. The butcher had no time to dodge, and was firmly pressed under him by the one-armed Luo.

The pig-killer was short and stocky, and his pig-killing skills were inherited from his ancestors. He couldn't push the one-armed guy away, so he had to shout: "Get off quickly, or I won't ask for your help!"

"Help, help, must help." The one-armed Luo Yigulu rolled to the side. Yigulu got up from the ground and pulled up the Pig Killer with one arm.

"Mom, I almost became this wild boar. Mom, this is a male wild boar. Mom, this wild boar weighs at least four hundred pounds." The pig killer circled the wild boar.

An old woman walked up behind the pig butcher, kicked him on the butt, and cursed: "What do you call me, mother? Come and kill the wild boar, I just happened to peel a big chestnut at home."

"Mom, did you know that a wild boar came to kill you today?" The pig-killer saw that it was his mother who kicked him, so he didn't dare to say anything more.

The old lady who killed the pig-killer curled her lips and cursed: "You are blind, you are all blind, don't you know that when we don't have donkeys, a fairy appears in the village? This chicken, rat, dog, hare, and this wild boar They all come to the fairy to wish them good luck."

"Chaosui? What do you mean?"

Everyone was surprised and looked at Zhu Badger.

(End of this chapter)