Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 69 Crazy

There was something in Mr. Zhu's words, and he shook his folding fan briskly, unable to conceal the joy in his heart.

Just as Zhu Yunshan was about to speak, Lan Yuliu couldn't wait to speak first: "Huh, frivolous is always frivolous, why don't we wipe her ass for her?"

"Wrong, really wrong. The fairies now are real fairies. If we were as frivolous as she was when we faced everything, would those people be able to make trouble?" Mr. Zhu didn't look at the blue jade willow, but only looked at Zhu Zhu under the big camphor tree. badger.

Lan Yuliu was unconvinced and asked Mr. Zhu: "Are you saying that we are passionate?"

"I don't know how sentimental or not, but up to now we just lack that frivolity. Things are unpredictable and people's hearts are not ancient. Why should we be cautious? Can't we just get started? This is the vivid lesson that the fairy taught us. , her personal statement is enough to make you feel inferior for a lifetime, hahaha..." Mr. Zhu's laughter echoed above the old house and spread to the foot of the big camphor tree. All the people under the big camphor tree raised their heads and looked in the direction of the old house.

Zhu Badger went out and went straight to the big camphor tree. The one-armed Luo and the swing-legged guy were arguing with Huang Okra. As a filial daughter, Huang Okra flatly refused Ma Yasha's condolence.

The so-called condolence ceremony refers to the behavior of relatives and friends going to the deceased's soul to express condolences and condolences according to certain rituals and rules after someone dies. Condolences, condolences. Gift, gift or gift. The condolence gifts for villagers in Donkeybuo Village are usually 30 yuan in cash and three liters of rice, wrapped in red cloth, and sent to the bereaved family. (Shengluo, an old farm rice measuring instrument, is generally made of bamboo and wood, and comes in two types: square and round.) In order to express his condolences for the passing of the weasel, Ma Yasha specially wrapped two more ten-yuan notes and scooped out two more shengluo. Rice, which adds up to fifty yuan and five liters of rice.

Unexpectedly, Huang Qiukui not only refused to accept Ma Yasha's condolence gift, but also cursed Ma Yasha as a white-bone spirit for delivering food to Tang Monk - with a false heart and a false intention. One-armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man couldn't stand it anymore and stepped forward to argue. Huang Qiukui scolded One-Armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man that they were the later masters who surrendered to Wei - shameless. They were Zhang Fei meeting Li Kui - black against black.

Zhu Badger ran to the big camphor tree and blocked it in front of the one-armed Luo and the swinger. He scolded the okra as an onion under the eaves in winter - the roots are scorched and the leaves are rotten. Planting onions on rocks is a waste of effort. The water in the tea shop is boiling. open!

Huang Okra came prepared this time, and thought she was more prepared than ever before. No matter how Zhu Badger scolded her, she would not retaliate and kept crying until all the villagers gathered under the big camphor tree and "thumped" He knelt down in front of Zhu Badger and begged: "Fairy, you are a real fairy. If you can call your father back, you must help me call my father back. As long as you help me call my father back, all my assets will be saved." I can give it to you. I can give you my status as chairman, president and general manager. I just want my father to return."

When Zhu Badger saw Huang Qiukui like this, he remembered the conversation between Lan Yuliu and Zhu Huzhai in the hall, and admired the fact that the two of them were talking about things in an orderly and precise manner. It could be said that they knew things like a god. Zhu Badger admired Huang Qiukui's scheming even more. She refused to accept Ma Yasha's gift and scolded the one-armed Luo and the rocker-legged guy, all just to lure her out. Okay, I will come out, stand in front of you, accept your provocation, and see who loses and who wins? Huh, last time you swore that I wouldn't pursue the case, it was because I didn't want to pursue it. Evil people will get their own consequences. Today, let me see what new tricks you can do besides swearing poisonously? I have learned a lot.

Huang Qiukui saw Zhu Badger standing in front of her in a daze, thinking that she was attracted by her status and her assets. People die for money and birds die for food. Who doesn’t want to have a huge fortune? What's more, it's a great thing to gain both fame and fortune. Even if you, the Eight Badger Immortals, have really become a fairy, you still can't get rid of the temptation of my big pie. Every time I come back, you try to undermine me, embarrass me, and ruin my big plans. I will never give up. You must be convinced and admired. As long as you listen to me obediently, I can ensure that you enjoy the popular food and drink spicy food and give you a certain amount of face, so that you can pretend to be a fairy to the end.

When Zhu Badger saw that Huang Qiukui was stunned in front of her, he continued to pretend to be stunned. After being stunned for a while, he smiled at Huang Qiukui, smiling innocently and foolishly. When Huang Qiukui saw Zhu Badger's expression, he felt happy in his heart. Unconsciously, he responded with Zhu Badger's smile. This smile was even more silly and stupid than Zhu Badger's smile.

"Okra!" Zhu Badger suddenly shouted: "Do you know your guilt? Why don't you kneel down quickly?"

"Ah?" Huang Qiukui shuddered, her legs involuntarily softened, and she knelt down in front of Zhu Badger with a plop, muttering: "I'm guilty, I'm guilty."

"Just admit your guilt, Daylily, come here and slap her twice for your father!" "Here it comes!" Zhu Badger shouted, and Daylily walked quickly to Huang Okra, rolled up her sleeves and slapped herself hard. My sister was slapped a dozen times.

"Sister, why did you hit me?" Huang Qiukui was slapped more than a dozen times by Daylily, and she suddenly woke up. She blamed Daylily and glared at Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger only asked Daylily to slap Okra twice. Unexpectedly, this foodie went up and slapped Okra a dozen times, causing Okra to wake up. Zhu Badger understood the principle of seizing the advantage and striking first, so he shouted to Daylily: "Tell her , Why are you slapping her? After the banquet cooked by Fatty Zhu."

"Nao Xi, our father was lying in the provincial capital hospital so well that you packed up his urn. What are you doing here? Now that he has packed up his urn, why don't you throw a nice banquet and invite Fatty Zhu to come over and burn it? You Well, the banquet was not held, and Fatty Zhu didn't invite you, but he was arguing with one-armed and cross-legged under the big camphor tree. All he knew about was arguing with others all day long, and he didn't know how to call Fatty Zhu Chao. I don't want to slap you, you are so stupid. Are you going to eat the meal cooked by Fatty Zhu?" After Huang Liang spat and cursed Huang Okra, he turned around and smiled innocently at Zhu Badger, and asked Zhu Badger: "Fairy, am I right in saying this?"

"Authentic, absolutely authentic, just for you, I must ask Fatty Zhu to cook the banquet tonight absolutely authentic." Zhu Badger gave Day Lily a thumbs up.

Day Lily rolled up her sleeves and wiped the hala water dripping from the corner of her mouth, and said with a naive smile: "As long as Fatty Zhu's food is authentic, as long as it's authentic, do you want to slap her a few more times?"

"No, it's better to get rid of your father's ashes as soon as possible. The entire urn of this living person is very unlucky. Although your father is half dead, it is definitely unlucky for him, and it is even more unlucky for your descendants. If it doesn't work, you will never be able to live in the future." I can’t eat the big banquet cooked by Fatty Zhu.” Everything Zhu Badger and Day Lili said was inseparable from the big banquet cooked by Fatty Zhu. Can the glutton in Daylily’s stomach not be aroused? I saw her rolling up her sleeves, rushing to the Eight Immortals table under the big camphor tree, grabbing the dark urn with both hands, and throwing it to the ground. The urn fell apart with a "bang", and it was empty inside. It looked as if it had been washed, not to mention the weasel's ashes, not even a speck of dust.

"You Huang Okra, why don't you bring an empty urn back to show off to the neighbors? Do you have the upbringing of your parents?"

"She has no upbringing from her parents at all. Even her own father could use it to curse her to death. She is not the child of her parents at all!"

The One-Armed Luo and the Stilt-legged Man angrily scolded Okra. Under their leadership, all the villagers collectively denounced Okra. No matter how rich Okra was, no matter how rich he was, no matter how much he brought back thirty or forty people, no matter how much he pretended to be pitiful, he still spit on his face. She was so flooded that she had no power to resist, and was about to drown. Huang Okra desperately rushed out of the crowd, rushed towards the red off-road vehicle parked at the intersection, opened the door, honked the horn and stepped on the accelerator, and roared away.

"Here, who is frivolous? Is it good or bad to be frivolous?" Mr. Zhu asked Zhu Yunshan with his folding fan pointing at the cars following Huang Qiukui at the intersection.

Zhu Yunshan looked at the blue jade willow and replied with a faint smile: "Is this a blind cat encountering a dead mouse? It's just a fluke. It's just a fluke."

"A fluke? Then why don't you take a chance? You don't dare to take such a chance, right? I tell you, luck requires not only luck, but also strength. If you don't have the strength to give you the best luck, you can't take it. Go back and think carefully about whether you need to perform again. Maybe it would be better to explain everything to her and obey her." Mr. Zhu said and turned back to the old house, swinging the folding fan unusually elegantly.

Looking at Mr. Zhu's back, Zhu Yunshan's face flushed, and he was eager to return to Zhu Huzhai.

Lan Yuliu couldn't see the appearance of Zhu Hu's house. Then she looked under the big camphor tree. The villagers surrounded Zhu Hu and kept asking questions. The most asked question was: "Fairy, are you really going to your house for a banquet tonight?" "When did I let go of the cannon? Remember, everyone comes with a big banquet and a red envelope." Zhu Badger strode towards the intersection. Halfway there, he turned around and shouted, "Day lily, it's divided." For those sacrifices your sister has made, go back to Xishan and ask your mother-in-law to come over and have a feast. Remember, ask her to bring the tools for making them."

"It's up to you, fairy." Daylily distributed a cart full of sacrifices to the villagers, and then ran to the west mountain to call her.

The neighbors happily returned home with their share of the sacrifices. When they met Zhu Yunshan at the wall of the old house, they all greeted him with a smile. One said: "Brother Yunshan, you gave birth to a good daughter." The other said: " Brother Yunshan, aren’t you the one giving us the red envelope tonight?”

Zhu Yunshan wanted to explain, but Ma Yaksha took a few steps to come to him and whispered: "Explain what? Let's go to the cave to help her."

"Well, okay." Zhu Yunshan returned to Zhuhu's house in front of Mayaksha in front of the villagers, and was running to the main intersection in a hurry. Lan Yuliu pulled him and said, "Go through the tunnel. I wonder how she will announce you and expose yourself at night?"

"Well, okay." Zhu Huzhai turned back and ran towards the back door of the old house. He accidentally knocked down an old woman who was walking at the end. He didn't bother to help her up and said sorry before running into the old house and into the main room.

"What's going on in Yunshan today? She's panicking like she's lost her soul." The old woman fell to the ground and muttered to herself. Ma Yaksha went over to help the old woman up and explained with a smile: "He's happy, happy Woolen cloth."

"It's time to be happy. I'm glad to have such a fairy daughter." The old woman looked at Lan Yuliu who was following Ma Yasha. Ma Yasha patted the old woman's body and asked, "Are you okay?" "It's okay, why is this child so beautiful?" The old woman stared at Lan Yuliu closely.

Ma Yaksha stood sideways in front of Lan Yuliu and said to the old woman: "If you have nothing to do, walk slowly. Remember to come over for a banquet in the evening." "Okay, okay, good to have a good banquet, good to have a good banquet." Just as the old woman was about to take a step, Lu Huan held Dan'er in hand and ran up and stuffed the sacrifice in her arms: "Grandma, this is for you." "Thank you, thank you, who are you?" By the time the old woman came to her senses, Lu Huan and Dan'er were already there. Follow Ma Yaksha and Lan Yuliu and run into the back door of the old house.

"These of ours are also given to you." "Yes, ours are also given to you." One-armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man cleaned up the memorial site under the big camphor tree before returning to the old house. They stuffed the sacrifices in their hands into the old house. In the woman's arms.

The old woman couldn't walk with a lot of sacrifices in her arms, so she simply put the sacrifices on the ground first, then took off her coat to wrap the sacrifices and carry them on her shoulders.

In order to be realistic and show off, Okra brought back the so-called weasel urn, but also brought back a car full of sacrifices. In addition to various snacks and drinks, there were also various daily necessities, from shampoo to To toothpaste and toothbrush, from shower gel to toilet paper and sanitary napkins. It was impossible for Daylily to share the food with the neighbors, but she did not keep any of the daily necessities and distributed them to the neighbors. The old woman carried a coat of daily necessities on her back, which she could not use herself, and she did not know how. use? But he carried it happily, and after carrying it into his own home in the old house, he didn't even bother to pack up and hurried to the main room in the front yard for a meal.

When the old woman carried the sacrifices home, the sun was already setting. When she arrived at the main house in the front yard, the sun had reached the top of the west mountain, and the flat-mouthed woman was doing the ritual on the road in the front yard.

Daylily went to the cemetery and asked the flat-mouthed woman to come to Zhu Badger's house for a meal. The flat-mouthed woman didn't believe it. Daylily said, believe it or not, it's up to you. Anyway, I called you. If you don't go, I can eat more. The flat-mouthed woman flattened her mouth a few times, and her mouth was full of hala water. She said hurriedly: "Go, go, you must go."

When Daylily asked her to bring cooking props over there, Lazui Po hesitated for a long time and asked, "Did she really ask me to bring those things over?"

"It's her dogs who lied to you. I'm going to grab a seat. It's up to you whether you go or not." Daylily ran down the west mountain to the old house impatiently, almost hitting the old woman and falling to the ground again.

"How could she let me bring those things over? Could it be that she wanted to do a live ghost hunt for me? Comparing my method with hers? Then she said that I was pretending to be a ghost and she was the real fairy?" Lazui Po pouted for a long time and couldn't figure out why Zhu Badger invited her to a banquet and asked her to bring cooking props. "Go? Or not to go? Not to go? Still to go?" The flat-mouthed woman finally decided to go.

If you don’t go, admit in front of all the villagers that she is too timid to admit defeat. That’s either her personality or she will die. She will die in the Taoist way. If she doesn’t become a fairy, she will become a ghost. Anyway, I can’t let you, a fairy, be allowed to die. If you abuse me in front of all the neighbors, the worst I can do is to pierce my own heart with a wooden sword. It was you, the Badger Eight Immortals, who forced me, the flat-mouthed woman, to death. I will sue you in the underworld.

The flat-mouthed woman carried all kinds of cooking props on her back and headed to the old house. This time she carried more props than ever before. She carried all the props she could carry, which was more than the sacrifices that the old woman carried home. She chased her halfway. He went up to the old woman without even looking at her, and blew her into the front yard of the old house like a wind.

Zhu Badger warmly welcomed the flat-mouthed woman, personally served her honey water, and said: "Compared with each other, you are still the best. Today, on behalf of my parents, I ask you to perform a ritual for us."

"Absolutely, definitely." The flat-mouthed woman drank the honey water, and there was no place in her body that was not sweet and sweet. Especially when Zhu Badger said "you", "you" made the flat-mouthed woman feel energetic and her eyes were shining, as if she had already moved into the old house and the main house in front of her belonged to her.

After Zhu Badger agreed to do it in front of all the villagers, Zhu Badger announced loudly: "Everyone, the old house has not been peaceful recently, especially the main house. After my father returned, there are always different kinds of visions, so I specially invite you to Xiantai, let’s see if it’s a monster or a trickster? I’m sorry, Xiantai, I hope you will do your best to find out all the monsters.” Zhu Badger went over and gave a big red envelope to the flat-mouthed woman.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, this big red envelope is worth at least a hundred yuan, right?"

"Can your plan be bigger? Thousands of dollars, at least a thousand dollars."

"Hey, hey, isn't this fairy the most annoying to Shinto? Why did you send such a big red envelope today?"

"Can you shut up? Didn't the fairy say that as long as we cooperate well, she will give us a bigger red envelope, a bigger red envelope?"

Stilt-legged Man and One-Armed Luo were standing by the screen wall, whispering to each other. Zhu Badger had ordered the two of them to take down Lazui immediately if they found her running away or saying something that went against common sense, but not openly. They were told to wear her immediately. Shanghe put on the clothes and masks given to them by Zhu Badger before taking action.

The flat-mouthed woman took the big red envelope held by Zhu Badger and weighed it a few times. It was quite heavy, heavier than any red envelope given by any neighbor in the past. Her face smiled even brighter, and her flat mouth actually bulged to both sides. , her cheeks were more bulging than those of a day lily, and after putting the saffron envelope into her pocket, she could see her bulging mouth shouting "Heaven is Lingling, Earth is Lingling" and she was pointing the wooden sword in her right hand at the sky above the old house.

At this time, the sun was setting in the west and twilight was closing. Although there was no need to light the lamp, the naked eyes of the villagers were blurry and difficult to distinguish objects more than ten meters away. The puffed-up mouth of the puffed-up woman spewed out a ball of flames, which frightened the nearby villagers who were watching and hid aside. Just as the puffed-up cheeks of the puffed-up woman were about to puff up again, a cry came from the roof of the main house.