Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 76 Mystery

Zhu Badger said that he wanted to make good use of Lan Yuliu. Lu Huan pretended to be surprised, turned to Zhu Badger and asked: "Then you are going to drive her out of the main house?"

"Didn't I kick you out of the main house too?" The brush in Zhu Badger's hand tapped the tip of Lu Huan's nose.

Dan'er looked at Lu Huan's nose that was dotted with black ink and laughed and said, "How can we test her energy without driving her out of the main house? Sister Huanhuan, your burden has become even heavier after you live in my house."

"Little one, what kind of tests do you know? Energy? And burdens? Was your mother talking to your father in private and you overheard it?" Zhu Badger also tapped the tip of Dan'er's nose with the brush in his hand. .

Lu Huan wiped the ink on the tip of his nose and went over to wipe it for Dan'er. While wiping it, he asked Dan'er: "Why did you give her the nickname Willow Tree Spirit?"

"I haven't answered my sister's question yet. Sister Huanhuan, everything must be done on a first-come, first-served basis. Ask first, answer first, hehe." Dan'er smiled playfully at Lu Huan.

After Zhu Badger finished writing the last lantern riddle, he straightened up and said to Dan'er: "Then you should answer my question quickly."

"Sister, you are asking about personal privacy issues. I'm sorry Dan'er has no comment, hehe." Dan'er smiled playfully at Zhu Badger.

"Hey, hey, hey, I haven't seen you for a day and I'm really impressed by you? Huanhuan, catch him." Zhu Badger put down his brush and chased Dan'er.

As Dan'er ran, he turned back and shouted to Zhu Badger: "Sister, you should be treated with admiration after seeing you for three days, and one day of not seeing you should be like three autumns, but I treat you as if three autumns have passed since one day, hehe. "

"Huanhuan, catch him. I want to check if his balls are back?" Zhu Badger was furious.

Lu Huan protected Dan'er and asked Zhu Badger seriously: "Badger, how are you sure it's two balls? Couldn't it be one ball or three or four balls?"

"You? Are you going to make me mad?" Zhu Badger's face turned red when asked by Lu Huan.

Lu Huan still looked serious and asked Zhu Badger seriously: "Am I going to piss you off? I don't have balls. Could it be that you have balls? How many balls do you have?"

"Hit me!" Zhu Badger chased Lu Huan instead.

Lu Huan ran to the entrance of the hall and shouted: "Uncle Liu, are you here?"

"Ah? Uncle Liu is here?" Zhu Badger stood up urgently, combed his hair and straightened his clothes. He bowed his head and walked to the door like a lady. He looked around but there was no one he didn't recognize. Only Tian Xiaolei and the others kept waving to her and calling her. Take the lantern riddles out quickly.

Zhu Badger knew that he had been deceived by Lu Huan and went back to settle the score with her. He saw Lu Huan and Dan'er slowly walking towards the door carrying lanterns with riddles on them. He couldn't move them for fear of destroying the lanterns they had worked so hard to create. Good lantern riddles make you even more angry.

Lu Huan walked past Zhu Badger with a lantern in his hand and said with a smile: "Be more reserved, Uncle Liu might be here soon." "You tell me, liar." Zhu Badger stamped his feet.

"Remember, girls must be more reserved. Uncle Liu is an extraordinary person." Lu Huan turned around and made a face at Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger chased him out of the gate, and everyone surrounded Lu Huan. Lu Huan carried more than a dozen lanterns and assigned work to Tian Xiaolei and others. Tian Xiaolei and others went to the front yard to set up tethers.

"Hmph, you can do it." Zhu Badger looked at Lu Huan's back and kicked the door. A person appeared from the door and asked softly: "Fairy is in a bad mood?"

"You, you, you..." Zhu Badger took a closer look and saw that the person asking the question had fair hair and a childlike face, and his forehead was more prominent than Lu Huan's father's, like a shining ball on his forehead. The two thin eyebrows under the protruding forehead are as white as snow, and the two big shining eyes are protected like steel wires. These two big eyes are as clear as you want. One look at you will make you relaxed and happy, and your heart will be filled with joy. No distracting thoughts. Zhu Badger looked at him again. He was dressed in an indigo robe, covering his tall body, leaving only a pair of feet wearing cloth shoes exposed.

"You, you, you..." Zhu Badger still couldn't say a complete sentence. The man in front of him smiled generously and said, "I am Uncle Liu."

"Uncle Liu?" Zhu Badger was confused. The man in front of me smiled generously and asked, "Should I call you Mr. Liu?"

"Hello, Grandpa Liu!" Zhu Badger threw himself into the arms of the man in front of him. The man in front of him stretched out a pair of big, generous hands and patted Zhu Badger on the back, and said softly: "You'd better call me Uncle Liu. I'm not old, I'm only fifty minus five, I'm just old."

"Hello, Uncle Liu." Zhu Badger was reluctant to leave Uncle Liu's arms. I don't know why? He brought her infinite kindness and an inexplicable sense of security. Uncle Liu patted Zhu Badger on the back again with his big and generous hand, and said with a smile: "The days are long, and I will continue to live in the old house. We, uncle and nephew, have plenty of time to be intimate."

"'Liu Luzhi, my home is good.' Uncle Liu, I will feel relieved when you and Uncle Lu arrive." Zhu Badger left Uncle Liu's arms and smiled shyly at Uncle Liu.

Uncle Liu smiled back at Zhu Badger and said softly: "My child, whether you can feel at ease depends entirely on yourself. Remember, don't place your peace of mind on others at any time."

"Uncle Liu, I understand, come in quickly." Zhu Badger went to pick up a wooden box at Uncle Liu's feet.

Uncle Liu saw that Zhu Badger couldn't lift his box at all, so he deliberately lifted it with one finger, and then walked easily into the house. As he walked, he said to Zhu Badger: "My child, don't be too reckless in everything. Can you lift it up and try it first?" ”

"Yeah, yeah." Zhu Badger nodded repeatedly, thinking, what is in this wooden box? Why is it so heavy? Doesn't it look big? Alas, no wonder Uncle Liu said that I was too reckless. I hurriedly carried it without saying anything to help you. As a result, people immediately saw how much you weighed.
Uncle Liu seemed to see what Zhu Badger was thinking? He said with a smile: "It is a good thing for a person to reflect on himself from time to time, but he must make corrections immediately after reflecting. He cannot regret and blame himself and end up going his own way and making old mistakes."

"Uncle Liu, I always make the same mistakes in the same place." Zhu Badger lowered his head.

Uncle Liu put the wooden box next to Lu Huan's father's bamboo box and said to Zhu Badger earnestly: "My child, it is inevitable for a person to make mistakes, but if you make the same mistake over and over again, you will definitely not be forgiven. You are a human being, and since you are a human being, you must be higher than ordinary animals. Your dogs and badgers will not make the same mistake again after you scold them for doing something wrong.”

"Uncle Liu, do you know my dogs and badgers?" Zhu Badger was not an ordinary surprise.

Uncle Liu smiled and said, "Who doesn't know that Fairy Laozhai has sixteen divine beasts?"

"Uncle Liu, you are laughing at me." Zhu Badger spoke to Uncle Liu very easily. Although they were speaking from the bottom of their hearts, they were all spoken naturally. Uncle Liu didn't mince words from beginning to end, and Zhu Badger could feel that he was really good for him, so he asked: "Uncle Liu, I have always wanted to correct my impulsiveness, but I just can't."

"My child, you don't want to change at all. If you really want to change, how could you not be able to change?" Uncle Liu did not save Zhu Badger any face.

Zhu Badger blushed and asked: "Uncle Liu, I really want to change next time. How can I change it?"

"What you're asking is nonsense again. If you want to change it, just change it. If you don't want to change it, don't change it. There's no need to dwell on this issue all the time." Uncle Liu walked out of the door. Zhu Badger followed up and explained hurriedly: "Uncle Liu, don't be angry. I really want to change, I really want to change."

"It's useless to talk about it. The real skill is to say it and take action." Uncle Liu was nowhere to be seen as he spoke, and only his words echoed in Zhu Badger's ears. Zhu Badger looked around for a while and then hurriedly ran back to the front yard. , saw that Lu Huan, Tian Xiaolei and others had already hung up the lantern riddles, while Uncle Liu and Lu Huan's father were standing at the door of the main house talking. Mr. Zhu and Liu Ruyu were standing behind them, but Lan Yuliu was not seen.

Zhu Badger ran to Uncle Liu and Lu Huan's father to say hello. Before she could speak again, Uncle Liu said: "Do whatever you need to do, and don't be constrained by our arrival." "That's right, just treat us as two people." It's the air, haha." Lu Huan's father said with an easy-going smile.

"Badger, please announce the start of the lantern riddle guessing activity." Lu Huan stood under a long row of lanterns and called Zhu Badger. Zhu Badger stood on the steps and announced loudly: "The Lantern Festival riddle guessing activity at the old house has officially begun!"

"Badger, I'll be the first to draw the prize." Tian Xiaolei wanted to pick off a lantern, but after jumping several times he still couldn't reach it. Lu Huan came over with a bamboo fork, picked out the lantern and handed it to Tian Xiaolei. He scolded him angrily and said, "Don't you know how to call me a fairy? You want to be the first to win the lottery? I tell you, if you can't guess, If you go out, you will not be allowed to eat at the banquet."

"Hey, sister Huanhuan, I guarantee you will guess it and you will win. I will give you the prize." Tian Xiaolei took the lantern from Lu Huan and hurriedly ran to Zhu Badger. Zhu Badger didn't wait for him to run in front of him and shouted loudly. Said: "Persimmon! Persimmon!"

"Ah? Persimmons? Where did the persimmons come from?" Tian Xiaolei stopped urgently, stood at the foot of the steps and looked around blankly, and finally glanced at the persimmon tree of his squinting husband's house, then turned to Zhu Badger and said: "The persimmon tree hasn't bloomed yet, hehe. laugh."

"Stop talking nonsense and tell me the answer." Zhu Badger hated Tian Xiaolei laughing at her the most.

Tian Xiaolei raised his lantern and said loudly: "The answer is watermelon!"

"Hahaha, are you going to laugh to death about the big cow raised by the one-armed brother? Watermelon? Eastmelon!" After Zhu Badger laughed, he went over and snatched the lantern from Tian Xiaolei's hand.

Tian Xiaolei scratched his head wrapped in flower bed sheets, not believing that he would guess wrong. He stared at the riddle on the lantern and muttered to himself: "The red jar with the green cover is filled with honey syrup. If you hit it with a piece of fruit, it won't work." Is it watermelon?”

"You, you really want to laugh at the cow I raised. Didn't the fairy keep telling you the answer to the riddle? Why do you think it's a watermelon so stupidly? Watermelon is the whole green tank, and persimmons are the green ones. Red vat." One-armed Luo stretched out his one-arm and pulled open the flower bed sheet wrapped around Tian Xiaolei's head.

Tian Xiaoluo woke up like a dream, full of regrets, and kept bending over to say good things to the one-armed Luo: "Fairy, please be merciful and give me another chance. If I am not sure again, I will not eat the big meal myself." "

"Hey, hey, hey, the fairy is listening to the answer to your riddle. If you want to worship, you should wait until I die before worshiping, my filial son." One-armed Luo wrapped the flower bed sheet again around Tian Xiaolei's head. superior.

Tian Xiaolei did not dare to scold One-Armed Luo in person, so he rolled his eyes at him and hurried to Zhu Badger, who was listening to the answer to the riddle from his second brother Tian Erlei.

Tian Erlei brought a lantern riddle with the word "Go away and it will be gone" to Zhu Badger to receive the award. Zhu Badger asked him the answer to the riddle? He said the answer to the riddle was the word "人". Zhu Badger laughed and taunted him, "Are you embarrassed? With such an IQ, you still want to guess lantern riddles?"

Tian Erlei was unconvinced and asked Zhu Badger with a stiff neck: "Then what do you think the answer to the riddle is?"

"Okay, don't throw it into the pigsty for shame. Didn't the fairy tell you the answer to the riddle?" The cock-footed guy came over and pulled Tian Erxi aside.

Tian Erlei didn't take the cross-footed man seriously, not to mention that the injury of the cross-footed man who was trampled in the ancestral hall was not completely healed. His head was wrapped with a sheet like Tian Xiaolei, but his was red. During the Lantern Festival, It seemed very festive to stand in the crowd. Tian Erlei pushed the rocker-footed man down with one hand, poked the rocker-footed man's nose with the other and cursed: "You just crawled out of the pigsty, what right do you have to laugh at me? I'm warning you, if you dare to attack me again, Move your feet, I'll let you walk with both feet crossed."

"Really? What's the trick? If I touch you, will you make me an armless person?" One-armed Luo came over and stared at Tian Erlei condescendingly.

Tian Erlei hurriedly said something nice: "Uncle Luo, how could you care about a child like me? I was just joking with Uncle Stiletto."

"I'll help you get up, Dad, and I'll tell you the answer." One-armed Luo used both soft and hard tactics. Tian Erlei bent down to help the stilt-legged man, licked his face and asked the one-armed Luo: "Dad Luo, what is the answer to the mystery?"

"It's embarrassing to throw you into a pigsty. Didn't the fairy tell you earlier?" One-armed Luo turned around and left. Tian Erlei looked at the back of the one-armed Luo and murmured to himself: "Why are you still swearing? If you weren't tall and strong, I would have pushed you to the ground like I was dealing with your legs."

"Second brother, the answer to the mystery is that it's really shameful to throw people into the pig pen." Tian Xiaolei came over and pulled Tian Erlei aside, because the stiletto man was complaining to the one-armed Luo and Tian Erlei was scolding him behind his back. Tian Erlei pushed Tian Xiaolei away and asked his brother unconvincingly: "If you wipe it out, it will be gone. If you type one word, isn't this character 'human'? Can a person still be a person after being gone?" "Second brother, isn't the cross-legged guy still a human being if he crosses one foot? If the word 'drop' is removed, it means 'go'. If he goes, doesn't it mean he's gone?" Tian Xiaolei thought he was very smart, so he said The explanation of the riddle he heard from Zhu Badger was patiently explained to his second brother.

Unexpectedly, Tian Erlei didn't appreciate it. He stretched out his hand and pushed Tian Xiaolei down, scolding: "Are you smart? How could you guess that a persimmon is a watermelon if you are so smart? Do you want my father to be as green as a watermelon rind?"

"You bastard, what are you talking about? You only know how to fight in a nest. Go back quickly and help Sister Liu clean up the room." Tian Leizi came over and gave Tian Erlei and Tian Xiaolei a big slap each.

As soon as he heard the word "Sister Liu", Tian Xiaoli hurriedly got up from the ground. His head wrapped in flower bedsheets came to Tian Laizi and asked impatiently: "Dad, what is Sister Liu? What is it?" "Yes, Sister Liu." What? Dad?" Tian Erlei pushed aside Tian Xiaolei's head and asked.

Tian Leizi gave Tian Erlei and Tian Xiaolei two big slaps, and said loudly: "Sister Liu wants to live in our house, and your eldest brother is helping to carry the luggage."

"Ah? Sister Liu wants to live in our house?" "Sister Liu wants to live in our house, ah?" Tian Xiaolei and Tian Erlei were stunned on the spot and couldn't react. When they reacted, they ran back to their homes as if they were grabbing food, for fear of All the good things were taken away by Tian DaLei.

"Hey, why did she choose to live in Tian's house? Isn't that a big fire pit?" Lu Huan came over and asked Zhu Badger softly, and Zhu Badger asked Lu Huan softly: "Didn't you jump into the fire pit first? "

"I'm different. I met Tian Xiaolei by chance. I originally wanted to see you in another way." Lu Huan couldn't help but glance at Liu Ruyu who was standing not far away. Zhu Badger curled his lips and said, "A chance encounter? Did you hit the man's head with a hot water bottle before sparks were created? Tell me, how did you originally want to enter the old house?"

"What are you talking about? Auntie, do you think she will move out of the main house?" Lu Huan spoke to Zhu Badger while staring at Liu Ruyu. Zhu Badger turned sideways to block Lu Huan's sight and asked, "Tell me honestly, how did you originally want to sneak into the old house?"

"Why do you say it's so unpleasant? I'm looking for an opportunity to enter the old house and look for opportunities. Do you understand?" Lu Huan turned sideways and looked at Liu Ruyu. Zhu Badger also stood sideways to block her, and asked reluctantly: "Searching for opportunities? What is the method of searching for opportunities?"

"Isn't this very simple? Just go all the way and look for opportunities. If you don't meet Tian Xiaolei by chance, you will always meet other people in your village. Maybe you will meet the willow tree spirit and the sick cat. That way, you can avoid acting to lure her into the main house. " Seeing that he couldn't see Liu Ruyu, Lu Huan simply looked away.

Zhu Badger was shocked and thought, it was Lu Huan who planned Lan Yuliu's move into the main house. Lu Huan, who was simple on the surface, was really not that simple. It seems that Lu Huan's father is even more extraordinary. He has already learned Uncle Liu's kung fu when they met. No wonder Grandma Taizu said in her dream: "Liu Lu is here, my old house is safe."

"Hey, what are you thinking about? Are you thinking that I am not a simple person?" Lu Huan asked Zhu Badger with a smile. Zhu Badger responded with a smile: "Not only is it simple, it is simply a master."

"She is a willow tree spirit, and I am a happy spirit. I will be your second general, hehe." Lu Huan smiled even more happily. Zhu Badger frowned and asked Lu Huan: "Aren't you worried about why she jumped into the big fire pit just now? Why did you suddenly start humming like a second general again?"

"Humph!" Lu Huan ran away.